Demon's Souls

Couldn't this nigga have just saved Boletaria?

yeah but demons souls is bad

(You) earned it

Those loading screens were total ass
Much like the rest of the game

he's locked in a room dude

reminder that if you didn't beat the asian release v1.0 where dying in soul form turns the world dark you didn't really beat the game

And?

Ostrava was right downstairs with the key.

I could have fucked your mom, but I didn't feel like it, so I let your dad handle it.

No, penetrator would push his shit in hardcore, not to mention allant, any of the dragons, firelurker, and any of the other relatively quick bosses that could stunlock him with their super boss strength
Not to mention that later in the the game he'd be invaded by fuckers with infinite herbs, second chance, scraping spear and a number of cheesy strats to fuck his ass

ostrava is too much of a pussy to do anything on his own

And?

>implying the player couldn't have escorted him

And?

He was too strong (read: soul-roided) for his own good. If he went out and started swinging his sword and feeling the thrill of battle and shit, he'd turn demon faster than you can say "And then Doran was the demons."

This X1000, I ran ahead of him on one of my playthrus to wipe out the dredgelings so that I wouldn't hit him on accident and got back just in time to watch the pansy ass knight who kicks that door open kill him

Proof that Demon's Souls is bad? Or did you just pull that out of your asshole?

Didn't consider this, good answer.

If this is true then maybe Allant locked him away not so he wouldn't interfere, but to protect him from the mist?

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Not only did i beat it, i used a lot of magic on the way


Suck my fucking dick

Old King Doran is literally a trainer user with 90% damage immunity and godlike stats.
There's nothing in the game he couldn't kill in three hits.

It'd be cool if there was way to drop dorans character into various bossfights and see how it goes down

Doran vs allant would be pretty great since their ai would be at each others throats and just trading hits

Yeah or maybe it was just past grandpa's bedtime and he wanted to stay in his room and watch war flicks and get drunk.

>that death scream
what was his fucking problem?

People typically dont make pleasant noises when being slaughtered by medieval weaponry.

For (you)

Are these his actual stats?

that's cool

got any more info like that?

is there a more overhyped game than demon's souls? I got a cheap used ps3 slim just to play it but dark souls is miles better. i get that it's great for paving the way but come on dudes, don't make it greater than it actually is.
for me it was worth it in the end anyways, because I was also able to play red dead redemption because of it

HELP ME

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