Is this the most balanced game of all time?

Is this the most balanced game of all time?

Not enough blue shells

Mario Kart 8 is the best Mario Kart to date yes

200cc made this game ten times better

I love mario kart wii, and nothing will ever change that

Bikes could use a buff.

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Next game will be Nintendo kart. MK8 feels like the last MK for some reason.

Balanced as in literally ANYBODY can win? Then yes

>tfw no more Mario kart Cred Forumseekends

I miss the carpal tunnel I got from snaking in ds/gc

Plus it was more fun than driving in straight lines

>Super Horn is useless
>Piranha Plant is a suicide button on tight courses
>Mushrooms do nothing except unlock specific shortcuts
>Boomerang Flower penetrates every defence
>fire hopping

Actually in terms of stats, minmaxing top speed is objectively the best stat, and super heavyweight characters actually gain a bonus to top speed.
So, in Mario Kart 8 the best characters objectively are Wario, Morton, Bowser and Dry Bowser.
I've essentially cheated online matches by using Wario with the golden body kart.

Blame their playerbase for that

>Red shell has no wings
>can fucking snipe you out of the air.

why is this allowed

MK7 threads were fucking great. MK8 threads were just okay.

I miss Waluigi and Hitler-tan.

Peach is so fucking OP against my penis

>Super Horn is useless

Circlejerk skype faggots killed it

no this is.

>Mario Kart: Double Dash is the best Mario Kart to date yes

FTFY

Fuck off the best mario kart is obviously my ass

MKDS = MK7 > MKDD > MKW > MK8 > MK64 > SMK > MKSC

Swap SMK and MKW and I'll agree.

SMK has the best battle mode, and each racer has their own version of the victory theme.

I couldn't put any MK that doesn't have online multi that high other than DD

I see, sucks for you my man

lolwhat?
200cc is fucking dumb, you have to break drifts just to turn around the corner without crashing.

Had they made the maps with 200cc in mind,and not just thrown it in after the fact I would definitely agree with you.

>Be poor as fuck since I'm a kid
>Play MK64 and MKDD with my childhood friends but be awful at it
>Finally able to own a Wii and a MKWii
>Learn to play it (Bowser with Bowser bike)
>Friends simply can't win against me anymore and refuse to play with me
>Same thing happened with Soul Calibur 2
>Mfw

I really enjoyed MKWii a lot more than MK8 to be honest, the bike felt a lot better.

>can't handle an extra button
Git gud faggot