When the Kaedweni stout is ice cold and the night grows vigorous, is it Triss or Yen that you take to bed?

When the Kaedweni stout is ice cold and the night grows vigorous, is it Triss or Yen that you take to bed?

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at least it's not Kiera Mettz

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hahahaha, Dandelion

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let's be honest you wuold fuck ciri, daughter bulshit aside

she's not related to geralt in any way shape or form so there's no chance of Uma happening again.

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Philippa

Yen is kinkier and canonically we know she sucks cock so I'll go with the one who is a better fuck.

yeah but there is always poster like "b-b-but she is my daughter!!oneone, she is cute and pure :)"

you'd fuck a blind owl?

you wouldn't? c'mon m8

Between Triss' red hair and Yen's thing with the unicorn, I know which way I'm leaning.

>daughter bullshit aside
But user, that's the main reason I want to fuck her.

also best cosplayers

does anyone actually know how to play gwent properly? I say that now both the DLC's are out and all the cards are avalaible.

Which one has a penis?

Keira

"Take a look at my wears, if you know what I mean"

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>no nip slip

One job

Yuck, traitor

>Shove Djikstra aside

yen because its canon and triss is a basic little slut

I'd take the best girl.
Tsun-tsun

okay new question from OP.
what witcher school gear do you main?

there is nip slip but I can't post it :^)
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>is it Triss or Yen that you take to bed?

town clerk or morenn desu

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^ this fucken guy

Wolf

Why the fuck is there no Grandmaster Viper Armour?

In a logical sense I suppose they didn't want to cross the DLC's over, in a canological sense, the viper school is ancient and irrelevant.

Yen, of course.

Of course, but maybe not if I were Geralt

Bring back Junglist!

Grandmaster Ursine m8

Muh man

Shani.

You got full manticore set? cool story behind that

manticore is great especially if you played W1

I'd take Syanna but she has to be in her red riding hood costume

Griffin. Sign spam.

All day.
Erry day.

I don't, no. Should I?

user, that's more that a slip

d-damn i need more

Yeah, even if you don't do the scavenger hunt for the armour, the story is so deep

do you take it up the ass? it's just I hear people that main griffin take it up the ass

>stout
>ice cold

Brit pls go

Cat school
All red mutagens
All melee perks

> Implying that stout should be warm

Pardon my manners but you just ignited my torch

I can get behind this, although mutagens are a fickle bitch

If taking it in the batty is the price for wearing such OP armour, then it is a price I will gladly pay.

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Wolf, always.

> "OP"
> purple and weighs 9 ton

I'd rather Radovid's chest hair

Most of them are served cool to warm (8-16C, 41-61F)

Serving it ice cold would literally kill all taste

I take Uncle Vesemir

You igni'd my drowner

Manticore for that sweet, sweet critical hit damage bonus.

Shani

I'd take Cery's every night if I could though

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Thanks user. Gonna have a wank to this right now.

Hey, has anyone else noticed the NPC's with Triss' face but different hair and clothing colours?

Couldn't if i wanted to, she met a bad end in my game.

HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Where was she?

>tfw no witcher 2 style armors in witcher 3
W2 has fucking god tier eq,

>kalkstein killed offscreen
>never got to go chivalrously drinking with Siegfried
Still mad.

North-West of Novigrad's city, on St Gregory's bridge.

let her go to Radovid the Rad at the end of her quest

You get the sword from the lady of the lake I guess

whoops wrong post

Thank you for posting the better version

>Geralty-poo, it's almost like you don't like me anymore.
>I DON'T. You're a 2 faced, 4 tongued viper spewing lies.

Reminder if you like yen you are a cuck

Fuck I love this webm

She's just as much of a cuck, though
>Geralt, while we were apart, did you ever sleep with other women.
>No.
>I don't believe you.
>Well I always thought of you.
>Now I believe you.

They missed a lot of shit they should have tied up with Witcher 3

No Iorveth, No saskia, No Sile?
And such big characters like Letho were just a simple side quest, or an easter egg. At least Roche and Thaler got a bit of an important moment.

I was hoping that DLC would fix some of this, or maybe a EE, but nothing.

>saskia dead
>sile dead in prison or in w2

>Geralt straight up lied to her about his fling with Fringilla while she was rotting away in a dungeon
>Geralt also called Fringilla Yen during sex

The absolute madman

> inhibits no emotion
> fucks more than I will in my entire life

Saskia may or may not be dead. You never saw her die unless you killed her yourself, and she's a motherfucking dragon, who knows, she might have been able to live after an injury like that.

The problem with Sile is that she does nothing in W3. Why have the choice at the end of W2 if they don't do anything with it?

>no emotion
that's just a meme
It's easier to do witcher jobs if peasants think that

the mutations literally strip the host organism of its fertility, surely there is truth amongst the lack of emotions.

Geralt gets a lot because he's famous, macho, and he's STD proof and infertile.

If Geralt rocks up into your village one day, It's an opportunity for women to sleep with him, consequence free, and be able to say afterwards that you've been ploughed by a witcher.

wtf i like cosplay now

read matters of conscience, HoS comic
saskia is dead user
Letho was right after all (if you let her escape)

What about feelings for Ciri, Yen, his hansa? They just show very little emotions. He proves that he isn't emotionless golem when he "speaks" to Iola about that.

wtf Russia
where do these 10/10 cosplayers come from
is this what commies've been working on all along?

YES! Cerys was best girl.

And we should've been able to fuck that rich student girl

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The thing is that you need fake phone number to sign in
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Ah I haven't read that yet.
But again my point. Why put the choice in the game if they going to do nothing with it in W3.
I'm glad to hear that they added closure in a comic because they didn't in the game, but why didn't they do it in the game?

>Why put the choice in the game if they going to do nothing with it in W3.
Yeah I feel the same, you can even find Iorveth, Saskia names in early leaks

It's alright lads, Iorveth, Siegfried and everyone else that didn't show up will be back in Witcher 4.

I mean, it will come eventually. Right?

Nah, not happening.
Even if it did, Siegfried is flagged as dead on all playthroughs except the Order one due to a bug.

He's in Witcher 2 and gets mentioned by name in HoS. Alive and well, and in a just universe he would have been at Kaer Morhen fighting the good fight.

as i said, all playthroughs except the Order one

>tw1
>bro it up with Siegfried
>like Triss so Shani's getting annoying
>she invites Geralt to party
>think I could kill 2 birds with one stone by introducing Siegfried to her
>Shani totally blown away by his manners and singing
>Siegfried promptly leaves at the end of the party like the perfect gentleman he is
>Siegfried's still a thirsty virgin
>Shani's still a cock hungry psycho

Damnit Sieg, why did you have to be such a dumbo.

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people always try to compare these, but the reality is that TWAU used a common colloquial saying for anyone who ever visited a bar in their life
"glass him" has always mean "smash your glass over his head", not "make a toast with his glass"

as much as I love TW3, that was really fucking bad phrasing "push him aside" = knock to the floor, break other leg
did they ever change that in a patch?

I don't think Witcher 4 is a good idea.

What I would like to see is a prequel game.
If they could make a game before the books, to when Witching was new and in it's prime. They could show the beginnings of each school. Maybe you could play as a young Vesemir when he's just starting out.

Alternatively, I think a prequel to the games from Letho's point of view would be sick. You could play as Letho, and run around with Serrit and Aukes and Geralt chasing the hunt, before he lost his memory, trying to get Yen back. And you could what Geralt's death. And maybe even play through the story of 2 from Letho's point of view.

I think Letho is a fantastic character, and there wasn't enough of him in 3.

There's also the obvious Ciri game, which would be good. But there's little there to make an RPG out of it, because she isn't a Witcher. Maybe a shorter, purely action game would work, but it would be get boring quickly.

>did they ever change that in a patch?
nope