MC is a manlet

>MC is a manlet
Why is this allowed?

because Mario

so he doesn't block the view in third person

Because you're a manlet.

>when Cred Forums visits to force their memes

So manlets like you can find him relatable.

you fucking faggots will never be satisfied with your height even if you could adjust it yourself

>tfw 5"4
>a 5"2 man let walks past

Just kill yourself already shortstack

Quick post non manlet characters.

>MC is under 3"
>MC is a Goblin
>GotY

It's only okay if they're the best fantasy race ever.

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>height starts with 5
5cm? 50cm? 500cm?

500000 FEET

King of manlet status desu

>using a body part that can be any length as a unit of measurement
Might as well say you're 87 Penises.

Because the best military, policeman and fighter have always been around 5" very tall people putting amazing feats of strenght are literally fantasy for spergs.

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>when you need to spend more than 5 minutes putting on make up to not look ugly

>When her weight starts with 200

>Cred Forums
retard

>when you realize someone else is making her happy

When her weight start with 6

>6 foot even
>would be an inch or 3 taller but have bow legs from being left in a jumper 24/7 as a kid
>this is the one thing my dad apologized to me for when he was on his deathbed

cunts.

Feminism was a mistake.

Are we talking measuring with BBC because that's a tall motherfucker.

No, we're measuring it with your penis and you're a tiny dwarf.

>"He's so little!!"
>He's literally 5'9"
>The most average as fuck height in the states
>And those girls tower over him
Why are those girls proud of being 6ft+?
Now /that's/ pretty gross.

Mind telling me what a jumper is you disgusting freak?

Please don't make fun of my 4 cm micro penis.

Another word for sweater.

That is the difference between 5'9, 5'10, and 5'11. Stop looking up at people when you talk. Just stand further away and lean on your toes more often.

>4cm
You wish.
>mine is a lot smaller

How does a sweater fuck up your legs? You don't wear a sweater on your legs retard, it wasn't your fucking dad's fault

>be 5'10
>gf is 5'9

Hugs wouldn't feel right if I was taller.

>you can't even grab you dick to go pee as its to tiny so you have to squat

Why is life so unfair?

You can actually. When the jumper is too large you tie your legs into it. Many kids do that, and the result is bow legs. It's a real epidemic amongst us manlets.

Something like this. Just GIS "baby jumper". There's different kinds. Basically left me with my legs folded towards each other because of where I was in relation to the ground or some shit and now my knees are crooked and my shins are curved inward.

>6'3"
>Completely out of shape from spending the last few years sitting on my ass
>Posture is fucked
>Pretty sure my hairline is receding
>Already have a giant bald spot on the center of my scalp from when I was a kid Fuck if I know what it's from, though
Penis is barely 6"
A-at least I've got height going for me, right?

Wait, which one is the real jumper then?

>squat
I sit like a woman.

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Second one you quoted is me, the guy with the fucked up legs. I don't know what Eurocucks call them but in the states a jumper is something you leave a toddler in to bounce around in

>not being 6' with a 5' gf

6 in' is more than the nation average where I live, and I never met a girl who seriously gave a shit about them anyway. You could work out too. fat isn't permanent. You're not so far gone senpai.

What if you ride in a jumper upside down for a few years to counterbalance the effect?

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I think you're onto something