You are teleported into a white room

Nice to see you here.

Pic

If we're being honest, I would fucking love to learn 2 years worth of CQC training with The Boss.

Nice to see that it's nice for you to see me user.

pick someone
>who won't kill me, even after fucking losing it
>I can talk to
>I can bone and/or whack it with
Why is it so hard for me to do this

Assuming Maria gets to bring her animals, I can hang out with her and a dragon and shit.

How do I survive in this room for 2 years with no food and no water?

Her.

Marry me Raya user

...

This will be a good 2 years.

Will said person be in there for 2 years as well or is she (male) allowed to come and go whenever she (male) wants?

C'mon user, there's gotta be a shapeshifter out there that also makes for a decent conversation partner.

also continuing off of this, I must ask about 3 things. Is there an endless supply of food and water? Are there restrooms and/or bed for sleeping maybe some vidya and an internet connection, and is the room insulated and kept at a regular temperature so at least I don't feel too uncomfortable with her (him)?

Does the character know I'm the one who condemned it to two years in imprisonment? I know I'd be more than a bit sour.

Just pick a long living character. Chances are you'll go insane first.

Easy choice

You are both trapped

Within the room, you need not eat or drink. Therefore you need not urinate or defecate.

You may sleep if you wish, but there are no beds. Only floor.

You both agreed to this. They only know that you picked them to be your partner through the two years and that they were alright with it.

And branching off of that. Is there a washing machine and dryer so I can at least wash my clothes and comforter after a week or so? What's preventing me from getting fat? Is there going to be exercise equipment there as well? Also what are the dimensions of said white room and am I allowed to paint it a different color? Is it tall enough so I can fit in a statue from my home? Can I bring books too or will they be provided?

this, chosen undead

Farseer Taldeer

>you will never be guided by an Eldar farseer

fpbp

Was coming in to say the same thing.
Anyone with great regenerating abilities.
Flesh for food, blood for drink.

Infinite beef jerky sounds great

>Within the room, you need not eat or drink. Therefore you need not urinate or defecate.
If I'm not going to have any source of protein we're going to have a problem.

Her, from the golden times of maplestory
It hurts ;_; hold me

Song of double time bros!

If I decide the billons aren't worth it then me and gaphag can just leave

would you let her dom you a little bit too...you know during the downtime?

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>eat Mokou's liver
>no longer can die
>get to spend the next two years learning pyromancy/fighting/fucking

Forgot image

Female: Alice margatroid
Male: Nagito Komaeda

Either way it would be 2 interesting years.

If I'm not going to eat or drink then how will I sustain myself? Realistically I need some form of energy in order to keep moving.

nothing in the room? not even a shitter? You expect me to spend two years in a room and have no place for boom booms? fuck 10 billion dollars I'd kill myself then and there.

What about a fuggin shower?

I would cuddle Nep for the two years

>choose someone who can make you immortal and can set shit on fire
>become immortal
>set yourselves on fire
>pass out and die from oxygen deprevation for two years, all while unconscious
>wake up when they open the door
>get rich

he left because there is no realistic way that this could be a plausible scenario.

Any character that can make time move faster. No time for waifus, 10 billion dollars should be enough for some bitchin' VR tech.

but how am I supposed to marry her if I'm already married to you?

He went full retard. Just say it's like how it worked in Oldboy and that's that.

>create a time machine
>go forward 2 years

One of these:
>Dante
>Rebecca Chambers
>Solid Snake
>Chie Satonaka
>Francis York Morgan
>Makoto

Hard to narrow it down to just one.

Batgirl or Lara so we can get fit as well as fucc

LUCINAAAAA
I'd sell my mind, body and soul for her. We'd (more in my case) learn how to fight, talk about each other's past, get closer, and maybe even cuddle for the hell of it. When we get out, we'll get someone to give me or get kids then we can take care of each other's sons and daughters.

>2 years worth of semen glopping into widowmaker

>Can fuck Shantae all day
>Wish for a bunch of shit

Geralt, he probably has enough stories to last those 2 years and he could help me workout.

Waifufags deserve to be shot

>Can I bring books too or will they be provided?

>maybe some vidya and an internet connection

It wouldn't be much of a challenge to just spend two years in a room reading, playing games and surfing Cred Forums

came here to post

>all this anime

>Cred Forums is THAT KID about hypotheticals

I wish that show didn't shit itself at the last episode.

Just to be sure, kumamiko means Bear Maiden, right? I'm not sure what miko is, I'm still learning.

Ms. Fortune

>Doesn't require food or drink
>Infinite possibilities for sex to stop you getting bored
>Can subsist off her flesh and blood
>Can you keep you amused with terrible puns

>we'll get someone to give me or get kids then we can take care of each other's sons and daughters.
Wait, what?

A miko is a shrine maiden. Basically an equivalent of a priestess as they perform religious ceremonies and take care of the shrine.

>When we get out, we'll get someone to give me or get kids then we can take care of each other's sons and daughters.
I was with you until this part. What?

Lesbian marriage and surrogate children, anons.
Thanks. I was thinking maiden but I forgot about them shrines. So the animu is about worshipping bear gods?

It's about a cute little country hick shrine maiden out in the sticks living with her grandma and her best friend and pseudo-dad a talking bear as she attempts to prove she can survive in the city.

>bear dad
Sounds cute, might watch it

Does she ever fug the bear?

Too much bullying for me

Oh shit, what is this?

He's castrated, so no.

I can't wait for Shoufukan to fight that sword-loving faggot.

>He's castrated
The manga later mentioned this isn't actually true

Easy choice.

Sam Fisher. We would be out of that room in a matter of minutes. Then in 2 years we would break back in and collect out cash.

So does she fug the bear in the manga?

Normally I would default to my Kasumi in questions like this but since you didn't specify if there was food/ other basic survival items, I pick this guy.

Good taste, nameposter

I was gonna choose some kinda mage who could materialize whatever the fuck you want into existence, but this thread is basically waifu shit so fuck it.

Easy. Can't believe she hasn't been posted yet.

>choosing worst girl

You too, user. I got entire folders of her on my phone

Why are Lucinafags so autistic?

Widowmaker can help me to learn how to snipe properly

>I got entire folders of her on my phone

Hell if you're gonna have a waifu don't be so extensive about it

Just keep a picture of her in your wallet or something, but just one, not 1000+ pics

what is this from?

The Dark Crystal 2

It's from a single thread, it's not all just her. If you use clover, you can save entire threads without needing to choose each pic. I like everything, Lucina is just my top fave.
It's like 300 pics and it's not only Lucina. If you look at the pic, you could tell that.

>not long hair elizabeth

>keeping porn in your phone

Do you never worry someone might casually take your phone one day, and try to take photo or something and stumble upon all your embarassing pics?

>Hasn't been posted yet
You disappoint me.

Her

Tina from DOA

Thanks. That's pretty dedicated, those are some pretty cute Lucinas but when isn't she
Have another (which you undoubtedly already have, but whatever)

>Just keep a picture of her in your wallet or something
That's a pretty good idea, user.

Thunderbolt Fantasy! from the same guy who brought you delicious space loli

>Implying even if these characters became real they would want to spend more than 10 minutes in a room with you.

You faggots are delusional. Seek help.

Are you afraid of people seeing it? I'm not, I hate everyone in my city. Plus I'm a shitskin female, no one cares what I do or think as long as I'm not stealing anything.
I've had guys catch me looking at porn and they'll just give a knowing look and walk off. Just stop caring, user dear.

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

hot

Cooking Mama

Because I assume there will be some kind of food given to us to sustain ourselves.. or just me if we're going that route, and she'll make it taste great. Then I get out and have 10 billion dollars to open a small restaurant with everything I learned from 2 years of apprenticeship under a master cook.

Literally set up for life.

If someone takes my phone, I'm not getting it back. Plain and simple. I have a fingerprint lock though they can just reset my phone. They'll be more focused on selling my shit off than checking pics.

Nigga with 10 billion dollars you're setup for 50 lifetimes without lifting a finger.

Post-KotOR Jedi Revan.

Hope to God that I happen to be force-sensitive, and spend two straight years learning from the master.

Maybe female version, so there's the possibility for sex.

Not enough info. What would you be fed? What would you drink? How often would it come? Elizabeth is a good candidate for being locked away but in a white padded cell? I don't think so.

someone who can use magic to put me to sleep, feed and take care of me for 2 years so i wake up to 10 billion dollars

See

I don't feel like going all Notch and getting depression. Which is why a small restaurant will do. It'll never fail and give me something to work for.

>I don't feel like going all Notch and getting depression
Notch still works though, and he's still depressed as fuck

> need not

So food is right out? Or just not necessary? Can we still get it?

>wanting to spend two years in complete isolation

...

That's a no-brainer.

What does he work on? Who does he work with?

I have 10 billion. I employ friends, family, and people I like. I'm not restricted to relying on them succeeding so there will be no strain and only confortable company, and I can hire people in any capacity to pick up slack. This is literally the formula to happiness.

admirable

I wouldn't worry about that. Money can indeed buy happiness.

>Can we still get it?
How would you get it? You're in a single empty room for the entire duration with nobody else entering besides the character you're with
It's a simple pretty cliche hypothetical

Imagine:

You spend the first 2-3 days talking to the character, getting to know them. Then eventually, hunger and thirst set in to a degree unbeknownst to you before. You start to feel your body eating away at itself. After a solid week, you start considering the idea of eating part of your new buddy to stay alive, not sure if they'll resent you for the next two years because of it.

After hours of deliberation, survival takes hold. You begin to rip and tear and cut to feed yourself. This happens every day or two for the next two years.

You find yourself screaming and apologizing for the first few weeks. But by the 2nd or 3rd month, you're casually discussing it as it's happening. They're still screaming, but you're already numb to the fact that you're sawing off limbs, and eating another person to survive on the regular.

By the time two years are up, you probably don't remember the taste of anything besides human flesh.

... I'd spend the 10 billion on a lot of oreos, probably.

I figure 2 years is more than enough time to remodel her

I don't know. It was simple when I assumed we'd have sustenance, then all that was said was that we didn't need it, not that we couldn't. Excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

Pharah from Overwatch, Duh

2 years isolated with your waifu won't be enough to convince her to have sex with you.

you still have to have game

>take Jaina Proudmoore
>can conjure up food and water so none of this happens

...

This

>convince
LOL. She can't escape anywhere.

First person who makes sense.

...

what stops either of us from starving to death? where do we go to the bathroom?

What's so bad about a white room?

i'm sorry my mistake. sex is indeed an obligation if you're in the same room with someone.

my mistake.

Jokes on you, she will literally die if she is not stimulated. So that leaves sex and beating me up. And I'm too frail to survive two solid years as a punching bag.

...

You forgot to mention other... benefits.

who said anything about convincing 2bh

I'll be fit as fuck when we're freed.

Big Boss. I wish to learn the basics of CQC.

>swtor reven
for what purpose

I'd rather not take chances trying to pork a crazy chick that could reduce you to cinders effortlessly.

>Conjure food
>Conjure water
>Talk about hating minorities
>Sex that bitch

Or just portal out.

...

...

Oreos are pretty dope tho.

Kate Marsh, i can talk with her about classic music, beliefs things, art, history, science and many other things to talk.

Only real answer

Y'all is small time. Fuck having a waifu fucktoy in there that probably won't sleep with you anyway without horrible stockholm syndrome.

Get with ya boy Vivec and get him to teach you how to achieve CHiM. Then you can just ascend out of the room.

You're fucking gay dude.

The best option

pacman

If she doesn't eat me in the first 10 minutes of meeting her and if she decides not to sex me to death, I'm in for 2 years of fun and abuse.

and drugs and whoreness

This is a very good choice. I'd probably go with some wise-ass mentor as well.

oh, and subs and doms are subhumans who let their sex drive operate them like puppets.

I pick a cute video game loli.

xDDD sooo edgy 2dope

Get in room with him. Kill him while he sleeps and take magic book Fuck the two billion that shit Is literally the power of creation.

You're not me.

Ever since that one thread about how to maximize prostituting Recette while keeping her (barely) alive and for long she'd be selling her body, my dick gets hard to her despite the lack of lewd art.

Also now that I think about it, I don't think anyone took into account having to abort fetuses/selling babies off the black market as potential losses/extra profit.

>All these Heretics who wouldn't be learning how to become a Space Marine.

One and Done!

How the fuck would you learn to be a space marine when you first have to undergo an incredibly painful, dangerous, and excruciating medical procedure?

Correct answer.

I love this beautiful YOUNG woman

Yes I am.

I just want to love one and hold her.

Okay then

>Not learning from the Codex Astarted first
>Not undergoing studied into Imperial history and Chapter History.

Mei
>show up
>fuck her silly for the first few days
>when the thirst and hunger is no longer bareable she freezes both of you for the next two years
>collect 10 billion and buy myself a honda civic

With that much money you could adopt the cutest loli from whatever orphanage in a slavic shithole and dress her in vidya cosplay outfits. No one would bat an eye.

source please

>3DPD

Fuck off, nasty.
I'm into cute pure 2D waifus only.

Why the fuck is there not a 'flexible' tag?

Also artist name?

Halo's Cortana

She is an AI loaded with tons of information. Should keep me entertained for 2 years

If you're not choosing best plankton you're choosing wrong

All these loli morons who don't understand 2 years is a long enough time for their bodies to change drastically.

>for what purpose

I literally explained this in my post

ALL THESE ANIMU WEABOO VIDYA GIRLS CHOSEN IN THIS THREAD!

>honda civic
all of my why

but tor is shit

Somebody who can steal food from outside the room.
Also how big is the room? Do we get to bring stuff in our pockets too? Are backpacks allowed?

but you would die of thrist

>>There is nothing but your chosen Vidya character in this room

this is a trick question you faggots

if you don't pick a vidyafu that produces water and food then you're doomed to perish before your release or eternal imprisonment.

That's the next best thing unless you want to invest all your money in VR and then cryogenically freeze yourself.

but wouldn't she run out of water at some point?

Two years of squeezing and much lewder things here I come.

I got you, loves, not gonna leave you hanging.
[Doumou] Sex nochi Ryouomoi Reciprocal Love After Sex [English]

Has anyone mentioned Bayonetta?

Tifa lockheart, drink her breastmilk and pussyjuice to stay alive

>reverse trap that is actually a girl with MASSIVE FUCKING EXPLOSIVE BREASTS that she can flatten with some bandages
Disgusting. but everything else aside from that part is great. Thank you namefag.

Nep would be ideal for it. Little Nep would be entertaining and I could fuck Purple Heart.

I got you, senpai. I always give sauce if I can.

You'd want to commit suicide a week in. No amount of purple heart pusspuss is going to be worth dealing with the memes.

>die of thirst 3 days later
amazing

I want to lock Nep and QP in a room with a single cup of pudding.

>New Lara Croft
>new
Fag. Old Lara will find a way out.
New one would cry and then kill you with a handaxe after the first feeling of hunger.

>subs and doms are subhumans who let their sex drive operate them like puppets.

That makes no sense.

I know a girl who likes hey partners to make all of her decisions for her down to what she dresses and her current boyfriend is a fucked up stalker who abuses womenThey were both raped by their dads

>can conjure food
>smart
>pure

>10/10 body all over, huge tits, ass and hips
>10/10 seductress face
>can conjure up delicious food and other stuff
>can take me in as her apprentice
>can conjure up a bed to snuggle anytime we want

I wouldn't mind spending 5 years with her.

I don't disagree.

But this is about the character, not the game. My objective from this exercise is to learn from a powerful Jedi/Force-user, and Revan is the most Mary-Sue Jedi to have ever graced our screens in a video game to date.

Dude also specifically knows how to stay sane while being imprisoned for years.

>All of these neckbeards who think their waifus would fuck them

Mei is built for cuddling[/spoiler}

It only effects him though.

>not choosing a buddy

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How can you faggots fap to Doujins? It's always filled with shit like this,

Nee-San?

Self-insert as the girl

>picking a human

Y'all the most boring motherfuckers I've seen. I choose pic related. I know I won't survive 2 years because no food, no water, but alien sex is worth it.

Isn't it obvious? Come on.

I use them as reaction images, never said I fap to them. I can stand not pleasuringa month or more at time because my fetishes rotate uncontrollably (usually prefers 3DPD).

Gesundheit.

Whelp time to breed

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>dad walks in

By having Japanese text so you can focus on the fucking.

you can't just post that and not give source user.

But he did.

*Meant to reply to

Chinzurena. Reverse image search it if need be.

Gengar from Pokemon, I'll just have him use hypnosis on me and let me sleep out the 2 years.
Gouken's not in II, but cool choice.

>purification

oh lord give me source

Good, I wasn't the only retard who read it as SF2.

It's an edit user, it's reversed in the actual page.

Anyway it's Mizuryu Kei.

>It's an edit user

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's actually just corruption, just reversed and dialogue edited.

Though, I do have g.e-hentai.org/g/527421/e673bd3846/. It's shit though because the delicious brown demon girl becomes a blonde Aryan angel.

I want to fuck Kuro

I don't mind corruption but jesus almighty purification is just so hard to find.

GIB
MOAR
PLS

>brown
You're my family

>Purification
>Wanting a used up whore
Why not just have your girls pure to begin with?

Sometimes used goods are the purest. Pic related. She's pure.

I came here to post this.

>2 years of the Boss shaping you into the perfect man
There's little doubt it'd end in sex anyway and she's hot as hell to boot.

>Wow you NORMIES picking your HOOMIN women
>Picks an alien that looks exactly like a human anyway

Dumbass.

Francine

>... I'd spend the 10 billion on a lot of oreos, probably.

J'onn J'onzz pls.

She'd probably fuck me to death before the 2 years are over.
Not even joking, I have a shit heart. If I die, i want to die fucking.

It's not like there are any weights or anything at all to lift. And a small white room isn't going to give you much room for anything.

Bodyweight training and constant sparring.

you can just rape them idiot

>It's shit though because the delicious brown demon girl becomes a blonde Aryan angel.

That's good.

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Those two years wont pass by idly with her womb being empty of my offsprings.

Your opinion is wrong and you should kill yourself.

Get /fit/ or get out.

Literally me on the left

The hard thing about that is that you have to chose someone who can regwnerate bit at the same time is weaker than you

I'd die a happy man.

>>Francis York Morgan

doesn't this count as two

Don't be a dick

That black bar really does the trick there.

I almost didn't notice he's naked.

goddamn cant believe i had to scroll this far

im legit upset that this scenario will never happen in real life

Is Guan Yu ok?

Poison

Good taste.

what's the problem gaylord? can't handle some DICKS?

Alien is alien faggot

You don't get to act superior about choosing an alien if it has literally no alien features.

Only one girl could be consistently interesting for two years straight in a white room with nothing but eachother

He does, actually. You can't actually stop him.

But but, wouldnt you get dick splinters?????

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Based Bastila

>YFW she only speaks chinese

test

>she teleports out without you

I don't have to. He can try, but he fails on his own.

>yfw you know chinese

my dick will be happy

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you'd also turn into a zombo if she decides to bite you

>ill be so far inside him, id be considered as part of him

fine with me as long as I get to fuck her CUTE pussy and kiss her

>g.e-hentai.org/g/527421/e673bd3846/
wow, this sucked

This qt right here.

Nilin from Remember Me

>open and exploratory personality
>can actually articulate her thoughts unlike most in this thread
>lead an interesting life
>could fuck around with remixing memories if we get too bored
>similar accents and class straddling querks
>is a qt

Obscure waifus are suffering

Easy choice

D-Dog

She's too big for the room user

You just know she knows enough freaky shit to keep things fresh throughout the 2 years. Shame we won't have any toys allowed though.

who needs toys when you have hair

My waifu.

How does one say "I want some fuck" in chinese?

>Choose someone who's already batshit crazy
At least she won't have any qualms about killing me should I go crazy as well.

Hora hora!

>becoming immortal
Horrifying

Why?

>At the end of the two years you have to tell your choice that you are the reason they are in there in the first place, if you hadn't already

Are you going to drink their piss?

We'll just shift into another timeline where he only wanted us locked up for a week.

...

Piss is too salty to keep down. Blood tastes sweetish so I'll tap that.

Looks like he's off to work, that's cute

SAUCE PLEASE

Ordinary immortality isn't really that scary, because there's always some sort of loophole, like having someone go back in time and letting them kill your parents before you're born.

Hourai immortality is not like that. It's an absolute nightmare. Mokou, and anyone who has eaten her liver or had three doses of the elixir of immortality, cannot be killed. They can't die. There is no loophole, there is no way to disable the effect.
They'll exist until the end of everything and even after that end.

Mokou is absolutely mad after only a few hundred years of that.

It's gonna smell like smoke in there. Disgusting.

No problem, babe
[Kihiru] Harem Butai wa Boku o Shaburi Tsukusu - Harem unit sucks all me

She'd kill you on day 1

Do I have to tell them how much money I got for doing it? If not, offer them a couple of millions not to dismember me on the spot.

Restaurants are highly stress inducing, m8.

She's not really an obscure waifu. It's just that barely anyone remembers her.

All you'd have to do is offer them half of the 10 billion to make up for it. That's only fair, right?

Implying she'd tolerate an autistic virgin

I'm going to turn this blackmailed prostitute into my wife.

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>I'd spend the 10 billion on a lot of oreos, probably.
Or I could spend it all on slaves. They're more nutritious(and delicious) now in the 21st century.

Technically, she's one person, so it counts. Also, They're already both mad and I can get embraced, so starvation and dehydration won't be problems. It's a win-win situation.

Any dbz game.
Always wanted to do this.

If im going to suffer I might as well double down.
Ill probably not want to leave that place after all the fucked up shit though.

you lose blood every time you wake up, dumbass.

>Solid Snake
>Big Boss
>Revolver Ocelot
>Solaire
>Doll
>Hopeman
>SMT/Persona protags

Hmm, so many good choices.

Dorothy, of course.

I'll stay with a sexy, swimsuit clad Nep

her face looks like a dogs mixed with an apes. What a hideous creature. Fix her fucking face. Both laras are shit

new is better faggot

I would tell Sonic to bring an Emerald with him. And then chaos control us unto the future. Technically we never left the room, and 2 years has passed in a matter of minutes.

That's what diablerie is for.

I'd knock her up twice in the white room then we'd get married and fly around in a luxury ship with our kids.

>What is Calisthenics

Someone has never worked out before.

smartest choice ITT besides Elizabeth and her tears

>Get out
>Get staked and left in the sun for breaking Camarilla law
Hope it was worth it.

Yeah, I figured the tears would disqualify one from getting the money, because they don't want you leaving the room. I figure they're obviously going to be able to tell if rip a hole in space and time and jump through.

Maya fey, default form is best girl and if I get bored I can hang out with like elvis or julius caesar

>giving semen enemas
>drinking piss
>eating shit
Is it really worth it? Even getting fucked in the ass by Marika followed by a shotgun marriage sounds far better than doing the fucked up shit Marie makes you do.

But user her sex scenes are actually fairly vanilla compared to the group scenes.
But like I said if you are going to suffer might as well double down.

>implying I follow the rules of the Camarilla
Have fun being manipulated by the ancients.

Khadgar from the Warcraft series.

>Portal out to Dalaran
>Hang out in a floating magic city for two years
>Hang out in the Dalaran Underbelly and learn the tricks of the trade from master thieves (should I not be stabbed and robbed, of course)
>Learn some beginner magic from some of the most powerful mages in the series
>Become a pokemon trainer and raise rats and turtles as killer pets
>Set my Hearthstone to Dalaran (Innkeepers give you one when you don't have one)

No rule says I have to STAY in the room, just that I was teleported there and will be set free two years later.

Only if we have access to all the equipment we want and all the food we can eat.

>Thinks the ancients are actually real
Oh childer you are but a pawn to those sabbat dogs.
You need to remember that without rules we would be no better than kine.

Chie had a boyfriend before MC

He would accidentally kill you.

>you are imprisoned
>choose companion that can get you anywhere you want
Yeah, great thread OP.

And reading the answers to your post, all the other people in this thread are idiots as well.

What a slut.

Do we at least have food and water?

But who was there all the time to order you do all the fucked up shit?
If I had to choose between the three, I'd get married to a dickgirl all the time (mostly because she is the only one who shows even a little bit of affection, even if it's just pretending).

dgaf, git gud or die tryan.

You wouldn't have to, she'd be porking you

Am I to assume that finding a way out would forfeit the reward?

Pick someone whose a bit smarter like Piccolo. He would be able to tell your a frail human and alter the training so you dont die.

Marie and the girls all where in on the systematic breakdown of you and the others walls so you would be more willing to try new things and also be capable of doing whatever they want.
Marisa enjoyed humiliating you, Marika enjoyed stringing you along and Marie liked pushing you deeper down the hole of sexual madness.
Marie does care for you in one of the paths so much that she rigs an accident so you would be forced to stay on and the sex scenes you can get with her are very vanilla which involve ballet outfit sex and sex in her bed.
The bad guy ending has her service you with her daughters since at that point she has broken you down and your character has given into his own deviancy which is what happened to her and her daughters after her husband sold them as sex slaves.

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I'm talking about dbs goku here, he can sense power levels and is a little less retarded. His training is better than piccolo's desu. He made gohan go from fuccboi to ss2 and i honestly don't think he could or would hurt a non bad guy and would rather die himself to prevent accidental harm to another.

Dragon ball super? That Goku is more retarded then he was as a kid. Your also human so it doesnt matter who trained you. Even Yamcha could realistically help you reach your limits.

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I wouldn't mind Tamamo or Ciel Alencon.

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I'd rather train with Krillin or Yamcha, you'll get as good as you'd get training with Goku, plus you'd get decent conversation because they're not retards who only live to fight.

I don't know man none of the human z fighters ever tried hard enough imo. Who knows what human limits are especially considering this will be a game version of goku and in Xenoverse the time patroller is stronger than even whis and beerus combined.

You'd die the second you tried to touch them

Piccolo is obviously the best choice because not only would you get some good philosophical conversation, but he could also help you to go beyond the normal limits of a human.

Yeah but this is fags on Cred Forums we're talking about, we'd be lucky to hit Hercule level

I remember her
Remember Me had a GOAT art direction and i will still defend it

Yep, can you imagine how bored Goku would get stuck in a room. He would try to blow it up to get out eventually. Piccolo would meditate and have endless patience and bond with you.

Two years for 10 billion? Monte Cristo spent 14 years in prison, five of which were in solitary confinement, and he only got like three billion.

Maybe, maybe not. He may decide you're not worth talking to at all, given that you're a faggot who shitposts on Cred Forums.

No, that was just a guy she wanted to date, but he didn't give a shit about her, and so she became insecure in her femininity.

Perhaps. I would hope that would not be the case.

I bet she slobbered all over his meatstick to try and convince him.

Goku. He can train me.

Some vidya character with a way of warping to their homeworld.
Preferably a mario-related character because Mario's world is that of infinite comfiness.

You'd die, we've already established this.

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It's not like she likes you or anything, b-baka

>Choosing a literal fuckin illusion

>No food, you'd be dead
>check mate theists

mai waifu, tamamo from fate/extra

failing that, someone who's good at telling stories or roleplaying. as much as i love a good debate, there's really only so much you can debate before you run out of steam. but if we can act out stories and roleplay stuff, we could keep ourselves entertained for a lot longer.

She can't make you immortal senpai

Roleplay with 2 people, a small room and no props would make for some terrible RP.

better than going slowly mad

you improvise

Eating the liver of a hourai immortal is like drinking the elixir as many times as they did, because the elixir itself accumulates in the liver.

This is probably a bad choice, right?

>getting ass fucked by widowmaker for 2 years