Vintage vidya faps

No way, fag!

I used to printscreen these bikini sluts from Carmageddon then make them naked in MS paint.

It was delightful.

childhood fapping material

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My first

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walrus

Sirens/mermaids if at sea.

Rusalka if in lakes.

It's a rusalka because sirens are greek.

Rusalka is just slavic for mermaid.

I don't remember Rusalkas singing to lure anyone in.

The one in the OP doesn't.

I love Quest for Glory 4 so much.

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I really should play those. Buddy of mine swears up and down by them and I've got the pack on Steam, but I dunno.

They're really great games.

Not many people are fans of QfG 3 and anything past 4 isn't worth playing.

Oh John Ryse-Davies you are missed.

Would you cum to her?

>Those gigantic tits she had in the arcade version

I don't have an image of a sweaty man on my phone

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No one has posted Grunty yet

QUEST FOR GLORY POWER RANKINGS.

1. 4

2. 3

3. 1

(POWER GAP)

27. 5

((((P-P-P-P-POWER GAP))))

1500000284. 2

I would grow an unholy demon in her womb

Sirens aren't exactly mermaids though, in fact the greeks mostly interpreted them as bird-women hybrids similar to harpies but with more human parts (sometimes just bird wings, sometimes with a bird head).

This is why harpies in Dragon's Dogma can sing you to sleep.

Sauce

Despite the magic powers she's actually human in the canon.

The wench bimbo at the tavern was also quite juicy.

I find it somewhat strange that pretty grunty was never brought back in some form. I mean yeah she failed to do that beauty transfer thing but given rare's obsession with massive tits you'd think they'd being her back somewhere.

>when the bad end is also the good end...
Baldurs Gate: Dark Alliance

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Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance

>tfw no remaster
>tfw no face

Whoops, wrong reply. Game's Baldur's Gate, Dark Alliance. It's actually quite fun, especially with 2 player Co-Op.

Character models and animations in this game were top notch ovf mai dig :DDD

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The game put a lot of processing power into those tits.

Either way I want her to squeeze out my child

It was great. Final boss and the lack of any bonus campaign or optional bosses was kind of a let down, though.

>To her.

Bretty sure you meant IN her.

damn son

Help a nigga out

Switch 3 with 2 and you're 100% right.

This was my gateway to /d/. Now I'm always on the lookout for good oviposition/birth stuff.

planescape torment was great

The temple with the topless women in Daggerfall.

This ain't Vintage but i fapped the most to both Timesplitters games, especially jo bet and the cop with huge tits

I made use of the zoom feature in the game to go go oomeknackas on those knockers.
I made her lose in those plants that chew on you, imagining they were actually plants filled with tentacles that were going to rape her after tearing off her armor.

I don't think that qualifies as clothes anymore.

How was this allowed?

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Not really vintage, but Tekken's character customization.

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>3 on the second place
>2 on the last
Are you trying to rile me up?

that woman's ribcage is fucked

The nymphs from Age of Wonders
Surprised Lara wasn't mentioned yet

>Sophitias upskirt from that high-kick in Soul Calibur 1 on Dreamcast

Puberty started early

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Fucking loved this game.

Also, Dwarven Fighter all the way

yup

It was fun imagining Samus losing her armor and then trying to make her way back to her ship with nothing but her underwear.

Sucks that all of Samus' porn is just generic zero suit stuff.

This game in general was very boner inducing.

Dude I legit cranked it to Candy when I was a kid. Way too sexy

Y-you to? Are you me?

I distinctly remember fapping to their image in the instruction manual.

Nightelves is best race.

Yes, yesss.

Those 3 in the middle printed in some Game Informer magazine were definitely one of my first faps, might have even been the first, hard to remember.

I'll still rub one out to it for tradition's sake

actual hentai game

that's the GBA version
i like the original more

There are too many times that I wish I could punch my 14 year old self for deleting my first porn collection because of moralfaggotry induced guilt.

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k-kill meeeee

artmic.com/doa/media/posters/
God bless PSM.

Who remembers the paranoia of thier first collection.

I had a script that would hide all my porn in registry files and needed a password to unlock it. 12 year old me assumed the second I left my PC thieves would come for my porn.

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>tfw 2004 is now vintage

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I want to shove my dick in those noses

That's pretty hardcore. I always hid mine in the music files. My folks like country, so they'd never touch anything filed under metal.

TFT was 2003, but yeah I know what you mean.

what the fuck are those noses
that's not even tumblretarded
that's just ludicrous

I just dumped them in a generic New Folder stuffed inside a few levels of innocuous program folders.

I too know that feel

I don't even remember, but you faggots have given me the most strange fetishes of fucking lewd kinky grills that look "evil" in a traditionalist sense.

saved everything to Floppy, still have them to this day
tfw you look back and see how pleb your taste was

idk, it was just their style of art
It's called Snowboard Kids, played it on the N64 back then

The old art has that nice 90s charm to it.

koyori is a miracle of the universe

>bottomless shaved pussy

>People who played WoW as kids now have own kids that play WoW

Wut...
Was this in game?

>fapping to black chicks
You subhumans need to leave

Nips too

Only correct answer

Mine's so vintage I can't even find a screenshot of it. It wasn't a particularly well-received game and I remember when I played through it a year ago, shadowplay refused to capture the game window.

I don't think we're at that stage yet. But it really does weird me out that there are now kids playing wow the same age I was when I started it.

I ran into a few when I went to see the Warcraft movie, asked them what they thought about it. It wasn't until after they left that I realized I'm from an older generation.

yes

what a long benis she has

I never saved anything until I had my own password protected laptop at age 18.

I used to open a load of new internet windows and have about 5 on screen at once.

fuckin hell, that's a monster donger

So many

>Desktop -> Images -> Smut

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I just used my sister's computer and left jav videos right there on the fucking desktop

Did she ever watch them?

How would i know?

I hope not.

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>tfw I did the same with my games.

M&M6 portraits are the greatest thing ever

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I remember jerking it to them. Good times.

I'm loco for Coco.

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fuk off fur fag

What was that 3d platformer with the ad with a girl in dominatrix gear?

>Dump it inside folders of folders of folders
>change all folder icons to the notepad icon
>give innocuous sounding registry type name
>think lots of numbers and random letters
>Still wonder why I do this when I own my own computer and have done for the past 7 years.

Old habits die hard I guess.

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Most likely this one.

>Use my cousin's pc
>find his porn
>old kof saigado, hinata x negi, the passage zelda, evangelion, megaman legends, the ranma x ryoga video
>"that's classic"
>Her sister gets home
>OHSHIT.jpg
>"whatcha doing user"
>"just watching youtube". I was watching it before lurking his folders
>"cool, I have some time to spare"
>IM FUCKED
>Luckily, the folder and the video player were minimized
>The images were set as extra large size so any misclicked will open the porn folder
>I started to think about my cousin watching the porn of her brother togheter
>Bonner, don't do this to me men
>In my mind i was "Should I tell her? Maybe she will agree to watch it"
>"Maybe she would get horny and let me put my schlong between her big tats"
>Realize my mind was being autistic about this. Life is not like your favorite hentai
>convince her to bring some chips and coke from the kitchen. She agrees
>Close everything
>I even had time to clear recently watched images, videos and folders
Fuck was close af

I ruined my fair share of socks with this one.

yfw it was her porn folder

>NPCs
>not heroines
Absolutely disgusting.

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Sei shoujo sentai lakers 3

>that chapter where you fight off zombies in a Chinese fishing village wearing nothing but a towel

You are the worst kind of nigger

Can it really be vintage if it's still going on to this day

the art is nice overall but that AYY LMAO ruins it completely

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4, 2, and 1 are all worth playing. 3 was rushed out and it shows. 5 just aged horribly, but it wraps up the story nicely enough.

Make sure you grab the VGA fan remake of 2.

THICC

no idea what happened there

Is there actually a way to password-protect a folder on vanilla windows 7?

all of you should be ashamed for not posting her sooner.

also, the enemy amazons.

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Not fap, but it was thanks to him that I got into porn. Only started to fap when I was 12 or 13.

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one of my first guilty faps was to her artwork in the Diablo 2 manual

>tfw fapping to Jaina and archer portraits

kys furfaggot.

Please explain

I can't be the only one, right?

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youtube.com/watch?v=4QLZMJAqsAY

but why

slut

You might want to sauce that, for your own sake

Surprised no one fapped to Lunar

This damn scene...

Mein negroes

More like this one.

You can set the camera to follow a hotel guest and zoom in really close.

Shake it, baby.

It's amazing I had any bodily fluids left after I discovered the Dead or Alive games.

I have a thing for people with either a fat or muscled body. Imagine huging them and sensing the big flufly body bear. And touching the giant cock.

No, I'm not into body inflation or inflation in general. It's just my taste.

>accidentally used my soap on the male hot spring

Bromaids where legit serious fucking business in that game.

You sir have good taste

I'm shocked I haven't seen Chun-Li.

Unless I'm blind and scrolled past it.

Chun Li
Taki
Pretty much every girl from F Zero GX

i remember my older brother staying for a weekend. and i went out with bf, letting my brother alone using my pc. when i got back home, i didn't even intend to check the browser history, but there where tons of youporn links in the menu bars suggestions when i only typed in "you". most of them upskirt videos. god.

is it so hard to bear a weekend without fapping??

I swear, Fear Effect is possibly the best-aged PS1 game ever. The cel shading technique and art design were both brilliant. Many PS1 games look like absolute ass in comparison (excluding tech marvels like Crash Bandicoot.)

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I have no shame and thus no paranoia. Just kinda plopped it into Documents haphazardly. When I was feeling especially lazy I would just leave it in Downloads because I couldn't be assed.

>tfw she's naked from the shoulder down
how did they get away with this?

>fluffy
Fixed.

Holy shit, that pose.

Yeah it's a rare example of the developer knowing exactly what the console was capable of and working within and around those limitations rather than just trying to brute force their way past them and putting up with shit graphics and framerates.

Thank you, free moving camera.

That is some pretty excellent lighting.

Gotta fap at least once a day, bare minimum.

>female hotspring surrounded by some of the hardest monsters in the game

Made it so much more worth it

Also Jessica was hotter but Mia was a bigger slut and showed way more skin... and was shaved

YES. r u mii

My cousins and I used to call her "Jenny the Boob."

Didnt they remake lunar 1 into some sort of non-bromaid shit? Fuck I really want to play the original again. I dont remember much about it other then I thought it was amazing at 12-13. Truely the best years of jrpg and stealth lewd

if you're a fornicating millennial mancuck then yes

Yeah boi

>save a bunch of porn images
>realize i cant just leave them out in the open
>save a million of that socially awkward penguin meme
>name all the porno things like Z9 and 9Z and all the SAP images A1 and 1A so porn would be at the bottom of the folder
>now its gotten too big for one folder and is on an unguarded external beside my bed

and the worst part is i still live with my parents

>still live with parents
>just leave all my porn in my download folder

okay

I can't find a good image of it, but those topless corpses in Diablo always got me

Pst. If you turn the model around in the World Editor...

We live in a very, very different time than in 2005. Back then, the response was "woah, sweet, she's modeled gorgeously." Now the response is "SEXIST! RACIST! MISOGYNY! BAN THIS NOW!"

I always kill Daena. Everybody dying like idiots in the Faerie arc is somehow fitting.

If you are a male over the age of 18, they know you have porn on your computer.

Because every such person does.

This is Legend of Mana right? I need to play that

Anyone have that image of Lei Fang topless holding an Xbox in front of her chest that was used in Electronic Gaming Monthly ads?

of course they know i've gotten like 10 copyright infringements from comcast about downloading porn

>i've gotten like 10 copyright infringements from comcast about downloading porn
what
the fuck did you download

BROTHERRRR
I remember I started making spritesheets for RPG Maker after trying to make her tits bigger in paint.

nothing that bad...big bubble butt cheerleaders like 2-8 because i cant find 1, dirty panties 2 about it

they just don't bring it upthankfully the last two i got were for a tv show which makes no sense

I remember making copies of the swimsuit edition Playstation magazines at the library, I hid them in a binder under my bed. Found the binder years later, empty.

You really should. LOM is quite an experience, which makes the later Mana games all the more disappointing.

Desktop\My Folder\Pictures\Comics

all the fucking hentai

If it's any consolation, your younger self would probably be demoralized after seeing what a disgusting fuck he became in the future.

>had a huge collection
>decided one day i didn't want the full image
>cropped it down to the good stuff
or
>some cosplay set with nudes i want
>save all the images
>crop them down and put them in an MS Paint collage
>delete the pictures and keep the little collage because i didn't want the folder to get too big

I saved everything in my Need for Speed folder and I was kinda scared because I tought maybe the porn would pop-up on the screen while I was playing. I was young.

Not a single fucking regret

Death animations are the best, don't even care about the dying part so much

I'm proud of you, user.

You were willing to sacrifice for what you believed was right.

A nymphs? Water nymphs.

>young, maybe 12
>finally got a computer for the family
>Downstairs in what might be called an entertainment room? (tv, couches, ect)
>Internet is just hitting the IM age, so me being on it all the time wasnt questionable
>Secretly fapping my dick raw days on end
No seriously, that shit burned, and even with lube, it just fucking feels dead
>Never knew how to download videos, would just fail on buttons and ads and shit
>Friend of family comes to see why computers slow
>Its alright, I couldnt figure out how to save shit, all just garbage useing spac-
>Turns out I knew how to save shit
>Turns out that one fucking video of cool devices I really fucking wanted downloaded 100 times
>"I uh, found the problem"

Pink haird girl in the movie theater with a ball gag and blindfold. Will never forget it to this day. Hentai always got past cock blocks.

I would pause the game in Marvel vs Capcom 2 and make Rogue kiss Psylocke.

Two years's worth of semen.

Fucking deviant, get out.

>fug

You were honorable. Good man.

I spy Anri

Real weeb hours ww@

no poison?

is this board gay?

The Genesis Tyris was the best.

In the Genesis GA1, Tyris's bikini shows more ass cheek.

In GA2, she shows off her entire ass when you do her flip kick or get picked up by the ram boss.

get gog version

Those lockjawed chompers look eager to sever a ding dong

>tfw I remember reading EGM or similar and it had this image ad the future of video game graphics

Weeeewww

>tfw on vacation and got a MvC2 magazine
>would trace over the large drawings of characters and make them naked
>would to this until my head hurt

Years later
>have all that stuff in some binder
>binder goes missing, nobody says anything
S-shit.... it was filled with some OC drawings too that I thought I did a pretty good job on.

If you find it, you should scan those
I wanna jack it to them

I hid my porn deep inside the directory of some random game that I had installed.

>mfw changing into her and watching the sway of her hips
REINSTALLING

A suprisingly good eye.

I know she's a plant lacking sexual organs, but dem titties! Also that slutty attitude.

Had to bust one.

thanka for the laugh user

>share a computer with a brother
>download a program that password protects folders
>everything is good
>one week later
>my brother is using the computer, which is in my room, while I'm playing Tekken
>mfw a pop up appears "Your trial period for PROGRAM_NAME has ended. Please register your copy of to continue hiding your folders. Your folders have been unprotected."
>Thankfully, my brother was a newb when it came to computers so I just made up some bullshit

After that incident I just used password-protected ZIP files.

I'm in love with her

I'd paste the images into a word document, and give it a innoculous title.

Them titties are fuckin top notch.

And her accent and singing voice.
Just everything about her.
And the fact that her and Hitomi Tanaka are real life best friends and used to live together and fool around

Wait... is that... this hotel managing game? I remember building like 5 saunas and tried to trap people in them.

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oh yes...

fuck off you piece of shit nigger lovers

I'm 100% when I had a friend over and we got to this scene he fapped to her. Because he asked me to leave the room for a bit.

Man shit, I don't even know where to start. Anything to do with vore used to turn me on as a kid, or tentacles, anything. I was and still am pretty much into anything, apart from gay stuff.

Are all things I've fapped to from this thread. To be honest I became much worse later on in life, save me

dumb frogposter

>playing at age 6
aww Spyro is embarrassed
>playing at age 13
lol Spyro is horny

I'd be more concerned about the fact that her face looks like man.

Probably. But then I stopped caring when I turned 16, so the point by which I embraced my degeneracy wasn't too far off.

Does it count if I regretted it about a week later?

There is an unique charm on low res old games like pc98 or DOS that modern artstyle just don't have nowadays.

How old is vintage nowadays?

I'm in love with 80's early 90's anime aesthetic

same. I just don't like those small dot noses that make no sense on these days' anime girls

isnt it 15 years on cars? Seems about right

I had a questionable childhood.

Me too. Hate the fact how they all have babyfaces and look like grade schoolers face-wise, even the teacher.