Anyone tried Paladins, just because of this Semen Demon?

So what is Paladins?
Because if it's not people going around to smite evil and be all knightly 'n' shit I don't think I care.

Look at that fucking slut, just waiting for some bukkake.

>gas
>not fucking all elves into submission

What are you doing?

>playing a shit game because muh dick

No, I'm not 15 years old.

But Jade doesnt look Asian.

No. Still awaiting Ying fanart. Asian elf best elf.

Biggest pet peeve ever when it comes to "sexy" characters.

Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women? I thought variety was the spice of life.

By variety I mean still attractive of course, none of that dragon age inquisition or battleborn shit

...

It's literally Overwatch. It's so obviously blatantly Overwatch that one of the devs wrote a fucking Master's thesis on why it's NOT Overwatch.

>PA on point

Dat sideboob tho.

...

I'm actually considering it.

To be fair, it wasn't like Overwatch when I played in the closed beta. But it's definitely taken after Overwatch once it hit store shelves.

Hot.

Lewd

>Overwatchfags get a taste of their own medicine

I'm so happy this game came out

Because she's not actually in the fucking game yet, that's why. They patched her out, along with every single unique feature of the game since Alpha. Every time I like one of the champions they patched the game and took that away, so yeah consider me disappointed in the game right now.

>Paladins is barely discussed before Steam beta
>Hi-rez sends out all the shills in order to promote their game
>all you Hi-rez shills do is say that the game is nothing like Overwatch
>no one even said anything about Overwatch
>the people who actually play videogames are playing Overwatch

the only reason anyone would play his is to le epic trole le overwatch players when we dont even really fucking care.

No, Palladins shilling group. No one has played palladins, just like how no one played battleborn. Wait a while until Overwatch dies down.

Shame.

>no nail polish
shit girl tbqh

>we want the overwatch audience
Blizzard is over...

Nah, I jerked off and it went away.

Games desperately need more cute plump girls, muscles, and girls who are flat chested with huge asses.

>we don't even care
>here's an essay on why we don't care
kek

Please go to /vg/. Your cousins Battleborn, Overwatch, and TF2 were all very cooperative with this. Don't be the problem child.

yeah no the anatomy is borked

nope, overwatch threads are here daily so fuck you

We're having a sit down with Overwatch as we speak, but please. You need to get back into the Ghetto.

OW threads aren't made on the hour to shill and usually there's only one unlike Paladins

>implying OW shifted development just to cash in on a newer game

This, where is my THICC or my DFC?

Where's my small boobs but big ass character?

Fuck off reddit.

>usually there's only one

You ever think maybe Cred Forums just likes trash talking about a a game? You faggots say the same shit about every game. Remember Battleborn?

I JUST WANT FREE CRYSTALS

NOT WAITING 7 DAYS FOR THEM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING GAME

>usually there's only one

you mean all blizzard characters ever?

Battleborn was legitimately bad though. Even if the OW comparisons were never made it'd still be in the state it is now. And even then Gearbox made the comparisons first.

>We want the ahegao audience

I want this game to get popular just so we can get porn of this cute slut. tbqh

>play the Paladins and Overwatch beta tests
>both games feel fairly different and play differently
>Overwatch releases, still feels the same
>Paladins releases and suddenly it is quite clear the game plays and feels a ton more like Overwatch

It's very clear that once Overwatch was a success they decided to tweak things around to match it for the Early Access release.

>Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women?
i think that's the preferred type for most men

do you think hirez knows shame?

>semen demon
>pic isn't cassie

Are you even trying op?

what was it before it became overwatch

That's bullshit though. I played back during the paladins closed beta as well and it was the exact same capture point escort cart bullshit with NO ONE sticking close to the cart.

The only difference was that you could remount at any point and there were a gorillion cards.

But it did.

Yes you fucking retard. Your brain has been ruined by fat acceptance bitches pushing obesity as "muh thiiicccccc, it's just like in my animes! (except anime sluts are rail thin with huge tits)"

Playing a game just for a female character.

>Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women?

Most men you mean? I'd throw myself on that list as well.

Can you please post the sauce senpai

Is that a Pidgeot?

I don't even play these games when they're completely free, I have no idea why blizzard continues to shill their bland crap, do they really think its going to take off

and as some other user said, these other games are copying OW

its WAY too soon to assume that blizzard knows what they're doing

man, hirez must be so fucking retarded for shilling ther game HERE out of all the places after what they did to tribes

Christ PA art gets worse and worse.

>Six sentences is an essay
Maybe in an American university.

I didn't even play early enough to use all the crazy broken stuff, but I remember the cards being a lot more interesting than they were now.
Why am I going to care about 6% knockback distance or 10% speed for 1 second after dodge rolling? It's all boring Bioshock Infinite style upgrades.

Valkyrie Drive Mermaid, but she only shows up at the end and she's mostly in the background. It has other chubby girls here and there though.

>Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women?

I love that type, but this girl doesn't have big boobs.

I swear people stick with the cart and play the objective more in those first 5 levels or so when it's mostly bots as your enemies compared to the higher levels, when you'd think people would have figured out how to play.

So you never get interested in anything outside of that? I do understand that it is the generally preferred bodytype, but it isn't the ONLY attractive one and I have a hard time believing that most men think it is.

I hate to bring up overwatch again in this thread but i feel that game proved that giving people at least a few differently shaped women is something people enjoy

>It's all boring Bioshock Infinite style upgrades.

What does this even mean? Bioshock infinite had the same upgrade system as every other bioshock game, and it's nothing like this one.

Cards are still massively important to any character, and if you think they're not, you might just be shit at the game. Shit like getting 4s off your ability cooldown per 1000 damage to your shield as fernando is massively important.

Even the ones you buy in game are pretty damn useful, decreasing cooldown, giving you life steal, 50% more damage to barriers, all sorts of shit.

Her breasts aren't big in the same way that Leon in resident evil 4 isn't muscular. Put those tits on a waist like that in real life and she's stacked.

I know video games aren't real life but still

attraction is purely biological, men will instinctively choose what they think will produce the healthiest offspring

blonde hair=youth
skinny but defined hips=mother has good nutrition
breasts=baby gets fed
healthy skin=no obvious health defects in mother

there is no 'human' or 'personal' aspect to these instincts, you can't fix whatever you were born with as far as physical attraction goes

According to them, it was always supposed to be like this, but they tried other things to try to not compete toe to toe with blizzard but found people didn't like it as much.

Don't think I believe that though. I think it was probably supposed to be more like smite, then they panicked with how much battleborn flopped.

>fat body
>slim face
Reality is a cruel bitch, isn't it?

Nigga please. Not only are you letting your tinfoil hat conspiracies brush aside what we, the actual closed beta players, are telling you but you can easily find video of how the game played back then too.

for the most part, they don't radically change your gameplay, or there's only 1 or 2 builds that actually do

i miss tribes

"tinfoil hat" personally shared by their head of development? Okay bruh.

The earlier games had more interesting upgrades like having your rocket launcher explode into grenades, revving the drill creates a magnetic shield against bullets, or standing still for a couple seconds made you invisible. Infinite is just 15% damage here, 15% reload speed there, and a second of invincibility every time you use a hook.

A lot of the cards are really shitty and none of them should be mandatory. It's impossible to be fernando without shield health because you'll be totally helpless with a low range weapon that barely does any damage.

>game has played the same since around august 2015

>MUH BATTLEBORN, OVERWATCH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Then why are you mad?

Except it didn't you fucking chimpanzee, beyond the basic game mode.

>the game was completely different except for the core game mode

I legit knew a girl who looked just like her when I was a teen

She broke off my obsessive communication because I was too depressing for her

Yes you complete fucking mong. Do you not understand how TTK, pacing, and other supplemental mechanics can completely change how a game plays, far more than what fucking thing on a map you are supposed to stand near?

Yup, and it's feels exactly like Overwatch in the sense that my team is always fully retarded, except this time I can be sure because there is a scoreboard.
In the end Overwatch does have the better waifus though, so I'll fap to OW and play neither

>TTK is a radical gameplay change rather than a quality of life thing!

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to cum on Cassie's tummy

Honestly, it's kinda fun. I almost prefer the way they have points doled out in Paladins

You are trying it out for all the wrong reasons, OP.

no one actually likes Paladins. Every thread is a Hi-Rez shill.

Attention Hi-Rez: You are only allowed to post your games here if you build a time machine and fix what went wrong with both Global Agenda and Tribes

Until then, please do not post on my board. Thanks.

I actually like the design better.
Too lazy to try out the game though.

fat face would ruin everything

Akali is cute

Daily reminder that Paladrones are more defensive and aggressive when it comes to their game than Undertale fans

Does anyone else feel like their dicks gonna explode when they sneeze with an erection?

Watch out you could have an aneurysm if you sneeze with a boner

Congratulations you have high blood pressure issues

SFM when
Maia/Gaia when
I'm never playing this shitty game

Go to a doctor, now
If this isn't an option (ie: clapistani citizen) cut salts from your diet immediately and start exercising

no shit Sherlock

They're in league of legends

the game sucks, I put 3 hours in.

Every character looks fucking ugly alright this semen demon looks p. good

The feels fucking loose and awkward with pretty much everyone having hitscan

feels super zoomed in

dont know what level you are on before you pick, so you might lock in with a close quarters guy and find yourself on a giant open map with snipers and hitscanners dominating.

EVERYONE WATCH NOW!

youtube.com/watch?v=J2gBkqP4V9Y

how do they keep getting away with this?

>blonde hair=youth
You know that shit about having fairer hair is only when you're a really young child right? Jesus, user.

Left is before Right is after or other way around?

Don't they check for that in the clinic when they squeeze your arm? Pretty sure last week they said my bp was fine.

both

no because theres no hot guys

No, but after just fapping to this chick I might as well.

>its free
>its literally overwatch
If you like Overwatch, you'll like this

Unless you're a retarded drone who only likes Overwatch because its Blizzard, which is 99% of people on Cred Forums who own Overwatch

Personally im going to stick with this for a while just because OW has gotten stale already for me and this is faster paced.

good for her

>overwatch for BRs, poor people, and children

Lol!

the old model actually looks better

>Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women? I thought variety was the spice of life.
Yes, that's the group most men are in.

>spending money on what is a bad version of TF2
Kek

I still call pharah soldier, even with another character named soldier in the game.
>Drogoz is is actually a pretty awesome looking character, and is litteral dragon fist

left is better for the face.

ITT: people pretending to know anatomy

>tfw no one cares about my waifu Skye

thanks, I'll keep her thicc thighs and ass all to myself :^)

>no one likes paladins
>8th in steam user base now, with more people playing on the nonsteam launcher
Ahh look, he wants attention

This, its not even that I want thick and DFC and whatnot, but theres more variety than that, you can make a differently shaped women while she keeps the exact same breast size to fat ratio

>quality of life thing

You don't even know what that MEANS.

Holy fucking christ you are retarded.

So the game have consistent hotboxes?
Nice.

>head tilted to the side
>the veil thing on it is rigid and does not follow physics

Exactly the same kind of attention hi-rez gave this game when doing all the rest of it too.

>hey guys make a game that looks from a distance like its a competitor to overwatch
>done

but they did fix tribes ascent
Cred Forums just didn't actually like the game beyond spamming fotm memes of it

I care

I care because she has a near fucking global 5000 damage ult which can one shot 2/3 the characters in the game

Why the fuck did they give him a jetpack and rocket launcher? He's a fucking DRAGON. Flying and shooting fireballs is what they do already!

original looks so much better, sad.

>everyone has hitscan
>10/18 don't
kek

They scrapped new Evie due to backlash of players.
Ying still has underboob window and everything in newest patch preview and every promo material that is not Steam.
Say what you want about hi-rez, bet they know that waifus sell.

I think this gets a lot of hate exactly because people spent $40-$60 on Overwatch and then found out this is basically free on the best platform.

thats not how it works you fuck

This is inferior at the core level - more is decided on the initial hero pick than anything you do alone in OW.

I'm not too fond of either, but OW is a lot more suited for cooperation and playing with others, paladins is quite literally HotS in FPS form, no real team responsibility, you just play next to eachother against the same team.

She's the first and only character I've played online. Feels so good to top the leaderboards as a "flank" or whatever for damage and solo kills. I guess it is shitty for those against my ult though

>Say what you want about hi-rez, bet they know that waifus sell.

Ok, they are terrible at game design and they don't even do waifus well, or even sex appeal.

Why do devs always scared of making sexy characters? Do they hate money?

>paladins is quite literally HotS in FPS form, no real team responsibility, you just play next to eachother against the same team

This is how I know you're a dirty casual. Thats okay, you're part of what makes playing Paladins fun when I go 9/10 win streaks off the backs of baddies like you.

yeah, that's totally why they did it. fucking moron, are you just slapping your penis against your keyboard?

if you think thats correct anatomy you might want to actually have a think about with fucking species you spawn from

I cannot figure out how stealth works for the life of me.

>mfw I just realised she's wearing a skirt

>thats not how it works you fuck
Yes it is because what you state here

>This is inferior at the core level - more is decided on the initial hero pick than anything you do alone in OW.
Is entirely false, and you obviously have not played at all.

Neither OW or Paladins is a real cooperation game, so dont pretend it is. This isnt Arma/Squad/PR. They both casual versions of arena shooters the only difference is one is free and one isnt. Period.

Left isn't bad, but I kinda prefer right.
Pls no bully

League

It's funny that you mention that, actually, because all of the characters in the game have the same hitbox, though their models vary significantly in apparent size. The tiny Pip is exactly as easy to hit as the big turtleman. I'm sure someone will be along to post webms of this silliness soon.

>no reasoning
>no logic
>no explanation
>ad-hominem

and this is how I know that you could never say anything that is worth a shit to me user, this is how you began discussion

But hey, be the best player in the casualized form of a casualized form of another casual game.

>entirely false you didnt plaaaay
>no reasoning
>no explanation
>no logic

You guys are a dime a dozen, useless fuckwits who couldn't express a logical opinion even if they had one.

Whatever man, just don't try to push false information about censorship.

>no ahegao face edit yet

Yeah now shes all I play because everyone picks DPS and they are so easy to kill

Once you go invis you will be temporary revealed if you get too close to players. Smoke will make you invis for a few seconds the first time you run through it. Your actual invis ability lasts until it runs out, obviously.

The smoke also makes your team members invis if they are in it, or makes it so enemies cant see out of the smoke if they are in it.

>jetpack launcher combo is so new, blizzard invented it
I like it. it makes him a bit more then just red spyro that way.

I think i'm far more knowledgeable than you on that matter.

Even though the a lot of the character designs are generic as fuck, they still look nice

I'll try it at the very least

>I think

>OW threads aren't made on the hour to shill
>usually there's only one
That is pure BS

So i picked up this game, started playing her, she seems pretty good though i haven't tried the other ones yet, i do like how she plays though.

>>no reasoning
>>no explanation
>>no logic
I gave you all three. You ignoring my points to shitpost doesnt make you right.

1. You havnt played it, so you have no valid points on the matter.
2. Neither OW or Paladins is a tactical cooperation based game
3. Both those above points are logical

But go on, do some generic shitpost in reply.

The guy is just trying to bait.
Evie remodel was scrapped and Ying is only covered in Steam promo image, not in-game.

Basic Skye has her F for stealth. It makes you move faster, however if you are too close to an enemy they can see you.

Her Q is a smoke bomb that blinds the enemy so if they step in it they can't see in or out of it. It also makes you invisible but not as long as if you used your F.

You might already know this but she's basically just Paladin's Tracer and you should use these both (especially smoke bomb it's fucking great) to your advantage.

>no reasoning
>no logic
>no explanation
>ad-hominem
Stop projecting

I'm sure

And i'm sure this is also the case for the artists in charge of the model

There's a porn image out there with an ahegao face on both her and her clone as they scissor

nah the body looks like dogshit

>m-muh y-foo's..! :3
jesus, that's some desperate shit
game looks like a mobile game and overwatch had a kid 2bh
what a scam

>>All the female characters have the exact same body type

I don't tihnk I've ever encountered a post I discarded this quickly. If you looked at the character select for even one moment you'd be debunked.

>but OW is a lot more suited for cooperation and playing with others, paladins is quite literally HotS in FPS form, no real team responsibility, you just play next to eachother against the same team
Wow, next you will say Counterstrike is a shitty team game, because you just play next to each other.

This is literally the pose and gesture JAV girls do after taking loads on the face from 5 dudes. They must know this.

This guy is right though, OW just gives you this bullshit illusion of cooperation. It's just run and spam. Play a real team game.

Please provide us with your great knowledge on how hiding behind your tank since he started using his shield in Overwatch is cooperation but hiding behind your tank since he started using his shield in Paladins is not cooperation

They are the SAME GAME. Any criticisms of Overwatch is a criticism of Paladins, except the price tag that you fell for.

Having a card at level 4 will absolutely change your character in a pretty important way, and it's something you can't neglect if you want to be any good with that character.

Default is fine against bots, but not much past that.

>Infinite is just 15% damage here, 15% reload speed there, and a second of invincibility every time you use a hook.

Most of the upgrades in 1 or 2 were also just flat stat increases user.

>A lot of the cards are really shitty and none of them should be mandatory. It's impossible to be fernando without shield health because you'll be totally helpless with a low range weapon that barely does any damage.

So which is it, that they're useless, or that you need them?

You're complaining the game has too much to think about and that cards should be removed because you need to incorporate them into a character.

Why OW fags so butthurt about this game? No one is forcing them to play this.

The old model does look better. That's why people whined about it and they never added the new one.

1. wrong, factually, ultimately - and you just ASSUME it
2. quake FFA is not a cooperation based game, OW is a class and team based game, and classes are clearly built to synergize and cooperate, if this is not obvious to you - nothing is ever
3. No they are not POINT OUT THE FUCKING LOGIC

Just because you say its logical that doesn't mean it is. The first one is an assumption and the second one is a subjective perspective of yours.

Reply to me only if you can do it in this format

>statement/point
>explanation to why it is so by going through the logical steps to the conclusion that is the point above

The fact that you think ASSUMING what I did or did not do, is a logical counterpoint to anything - is insanity.
No, its just very shallow in its complexity - it is still cooperation. And theres still a lot less of it in Paladins.

>Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women?
Yeah, a large bunch of normies brainwashed by media to hate the superior and biologically most attractive body type, loli____.

>You're complaining the game has too much to think about and that cards should be removed because you need to incorporate them into a character.

Overwatch players don't like to think.

Buyer's Remorse

Buyer's remorse and butthurt that people get to have he same gameplay experience of Overwatch for free.

>classes are clearly built to synergize and cooperate

There's only 3 characters that actually do this.

You guys are fucking insane if you genuinely think that.

It's like a bratz doll vs actual hot slut.

Make some webms, if you are so great.

>if I can do one tiny example that means all other parts of the game match up too

Nice, thinking in absolutes - are you god?

But its simple, almost all their heroes are self-sufficient and require no help at all from others to handle nearly all situations. 90% of abilities are self-serving and don't synergize beyond "damage+damage".

Ps4 release when?

At least people play overwatch

>don't synergize beyond "damage+damage".

Just like overwatch

Even if that was true and it isn't - free picking still makes sure that cooperative element plays a lot bigger role in the game.

I hope this kills Overwatch and Blizzard with it.

>1. wrong, factually, ultimately - and you just ASSUME it
Please post a screenshot of your account, dont hide your name either

> OW is a class and team based game,
And both OW and Paladins have the same level of cooperation, which is next to none. If you want to provide any actual reason why a game with identical characters and gameplay is different from its clone feel free.

>3. No they are not POINT OUT THE FUCKING LOGIC
I did, you're too stupid to see it or purposely ignorant

I can do this all day shitposter, I enjoy destroying people like you.

Yeah, OW has no stuns or CC that could synergize with anything else...

Exactly. Honestly guy, if you think getting that (You) is worth making a comment that makes you look like a retard, you need to re-evaluate your life.

Peods are not allowed and you know it, user.

>>statement/point
>>explanation to why it is so by going through the logical steps to the conclusion that is the point above

>>statement/point
>explanation to why it is so by going through the logical steps to the conclusion that is the point above

Which is the same as Paladins. Of which you provided no evidence or proof it is any different from Overwatch.

Well done. You just admitted Overwatch and Paladins is the same game.

>>
>free picking still makes sure that cooperative element plays a lot bigger role in the game.

Do you even play overwatch? Nobody cares about playing a specific character for the sake of the team because it's just not fucking important. You can win with enough damage.

>OW is a class and team based game, and classes are clearly built to synergize and cooperate
Overwatch lacks skill and relies on teamwork. This results in a shit shooter, where all forms of gunplay and skill requirements are equalized by hiding behind shields, building ultis and pushing with ultis, or simply buy out-tanking and out healing the other team.
And yu need to work with your team? Just play roadhog, he can out tank and pick any dps, outdps any tank, and can sustain himself with smart positioning, use of health packs and his heal.

>90% of abilities are self-serving and don't synergize beyond "damage+damage".
Now we REALLY know you haven't even played it.

Literally every single character has a team based ability that only works with allies

Such team based cooperation, he stunned a guy and everyone damaged him. Thank you blizzard for this tactical fps miracle.

>I can do this all day

Yeah, like all shitposters, reply selectively, don't address anything logically, and then run back to ad-hominem when it starts hurting - you can do this all day and I'll leave you to it.

You need to learn to speak and handle Cred Forums first.

Everything you said is true - but what does that have to do with the point?

goalpost son

>90% of abilities are self-serving and don't synergize beyond "damage+damage".
Every single character has a team based skill, with multiple having two

The actual percentage of team based abilities is about 40% to 60% DPS/self serving

>people pretending overwatch has teamwork and not just a group of guys thinking "I want to play X and fuck everything else"

kek

>and then run back to ad-hominem
I did not ad hominem, but you did fail to provide and logical counter point or evidence to prove me wrong therefore admitting yourself you are in fact shitposting.

Thanks

Wow, a generic elf.

That's every multiplayer game I've played though. Very rarely does something just click and we all work together.
That moment when everything comes together and well pull off something sick is great though.

>You need to learn to speak and handle Cred Forums first.
Using your own quote which so ironically is what you are doing
> like all shitposters, reply selectively, don't address anything logically, and then run back to ad-hominem when it starts hurting

I see you're still not providing any evidence to back up your statement that Overwatch is different from Paladins. Or as that other user pointed out any proof you have actually played the game, which you plainly have not since you make empirically incorrect statements like
>90% of abilities are self-serving and don't synergize beyond "damage+damage".

>Yeah, like all shitposters, reply selectively, don't address anything logically, and then run back to ad-hominem when it starts hurting - you can do this all day and I'll leave you to it.
The irony here is just fucking priceless

Kill yourself blizzshill

>genuinely like paladins and find overwatch boring
>I get banned on the second day I try it out

I don't even

>You need to learn to speak
I think you mean read and write, no one here is speaking. Don't be a grammar Nazi if you have no grasp on basic English kid.

>1 tiny example
>Reinhart, the litteral backbone of comp teams
Not to mention the need for a direct damage dealer and a indirect damage dealer due to tanking perks bought in game, the role of a flanker to pick annoying targets like snipers, the role of a healers to, well heal, the role of cc characters, the ability that your tank can go anti-heals to aid dps, the role of shield breaker/ tank buster you can fill with extra shield damage. Honestly, there are more ways to cooperate in this game then overwatch.

>ripoff Overwatch gameplay
>ripoff Minecraft menu
My fucking sides.

Let me guess; you posted a racial slur or called your team faggots

>8th most played game on steam
>more people playing with non steam version
kek

>Say what you want about hi-rez, bet they know that waifus sell.

People don't want puritans (or any group) dictating and controlling what they see and experience. People play vidya to escape. To be free of that judgemental burden. Long live the waifus.

>Implying it isn't the other way around
Global Agenda was around before Titan.

I didn't get an email with a reason, I assume I got banned because in every game I was #1 in everything and people reported me for that

>Ripping off a fucking login menu
It is even possible ?

>ripoff a game that ripped of another one
That's even better.

My point is overwatch lacks skill, meanwhile this game forces skill.
In paladins only the most skilled team will be left over, in overwatch, its the team that got their ultis off first. I'd rather play a game rewarding me for playing skillfully rather then rewarding me for pressing q at the right time.

but Paladins has a thick elven assassin and a flat brown sniper

How about you learn when to greentext?
Not to mention the waifus here are generic as fuck.

Huh, well contest it and see what happens. Or just make a new account.

All Blizzard games are rip-offs.

>Is there a large group of men out there who ONLY like the skinny+big boobs body type for women?
you mean what has been the normal beauty standart for more then 200 years?

Too bad for Blizzard.
This game's entire existence is fucking hilarious.

They used to be high quality though

Now they are just shit. Paladins proves it, Overwatch with better gameplay.

None of these takes any skill.
It has literally the same gunplay from Overwatch, which means there's no skill involved in this game, much like any other modern shooter, really.

At least this game is by Hi-rez, which means the game will be exactly the same in a year, and it will be abandoned after they announce their next thing.

You met a filthy elf girl? You didn't report her to the authorities for the crime of being an elf? Heresy.

According to angry Hi-rez shills, of course.
Poor hacks even had to respond due to their obvious ripoff.

It's a free to play shooter, it's automatic trash with a community that will be composed of bronies, furshits and south american poorfags who can't afford Overwatch.
It's a game made to contain scum, like all free to play games.

Maybe they should have put the cuff on your ding-dong instead. There's definitely something wrong there.

>Legion was shit
>Void was shit
>Overwatch got outclassed by a F2P, with a company with little to no resources in comparison to Blizz
>HotS was outclassed by DotA
According to reality you mean

Only because Blizzdrones are so vicious and asshurt.

>Overwatch got outclassed by a F2P, with a company with little to no resources in comparison to Blizz
According to angry Hi-rez shills, of course.

>trash with a community
And?

this

I almost got scared for future of paladins

>supporting this game after they added the cards
for shame
for shame

Why would I want to play multiplayer games with bronies and brazilian poorfags?

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>None of these takes any skill.
kek
Overwatch would take skill if its ultis were nerfed hard. But because they are not, people are going to do the easiest thing to win. What outplay someone as Reinhardt when holding m2 will build up my ulti and pressing q will result in 2-3 free kills?
Meanwhile in paladins Fernando can mess ul by dropping shield to early, dash with his shield up to deal a bit of dps and chase people, and takes all around more thought to play.

Some kind of microtransaction system?

What if my oompa loompa is too small for the cuff?

You can keep saying that all you want but all its showing is that you dont actually have a single valid point as to why Overwatch is better than Paladins

In fact let me do you job for you
>ITS F2P SO SHIT COMMUNITY
>RIP OFF RIP OFF
>GONNA GET DUMPED LIKE TRIBES

Now let me rebut myself to prove to myself that im wrong about myself

>Literally irrelevant, get some friends or play ranked where BRs dont dare go
>So is Overwatch
>You wont be playing Overwatch or Paladins by the time Paladins dies since we all know these games are a fad

There, we done here?

paladins.gamepedia.com/Cards

Shit or not, they made profit and Blizzard stock continues to rise. This is a company that is having it's 10th personal convention. Blizzard isn't in any trouble despite what people on Cred Forums says.

Hi-Rez isn't struggling either, but I know plenty of people including myself who are asshurt over the games they sacrificed for their new games to succeed. Their games are good but their support is shit.

>would
No, this game model simply doesn't allow for skill.
It's a gameplay made for casuals, both Paladin and Overwatch are games designed for casuals to feel good when they kill people in a very easy game.

There's no skill involved in Overwatch because it's a Blizzard game, and there will never be any skill involved in Paladins because it would requiere an entire rework of the game, and since it's a Hi-rez game, the game is going to remain exactly the same 1 year from now, when they announce their next game.

Why does it matter?

You live on a planet filled by bronies and BRs, why haven't you moved to the moon?

These games dont require you to talk or work with your team. And their skill level is irrelevant since a good player can carry.

>Common, Rare, Epic and Legendary.
>they ripped off even the nomenclature and colors of them

>Shit or not, they made profit and Blizzard stock continues to rise
Well i never claimed otherwise, I don't think Blizzard will die for decades

But they undeniably produce shit games these days

>According to angry Hi-rez shills, of course.
aside from the hitboxes, paladins has better gunplay, abilities, balance, team comp, a better gamemode, better maps, a better business model etc.

Paywalls filter out this scum.
Paladins is nothing but a scum filter for Overwatch, it'll attract and retain all the poorshits, the South Americans and the bronies.
Not to mention the hackers banned from OW

>better this
>better that
According to angry Hi-rez shills, of course.

>a better business model
It's a free to play game, it's automatic garbage.

Yes but WHY does it matter?

Where's the porn for this?

There's as much as Battleborn.
This isn't the kind of game that's popular enough to have a community of that kind.

Why would I want to play with that scum?
It's always a good idea to keep subhumans away from your enviroment.

This is bait right. Blizzard didn't inven that either.

Quality of games has declined across the board, in comparison to their older games they are definitely shit but in comparison to other games on the market Blizzard tends to have more polished products. Polish especially this year has become a rarity.
SC2 might not be popular but it's the only modern RTS game worth playing, mostly because RTS is currently stagnant genre as MOBA's are the new trend. HotS definitely falls flat in comparison to the current market but if they continue to build upon it there's no telling where HotS will be when the market starts slowing down and LoL starts fading. I doubt Dota 2 will fade since Valve games all have very dedicated playerbases.

>both have the exact same number of pages on rule 34
>Paladins only just started going big
What a waste of good numbers. Kill yourself.

Why cant people just enjoy both?

I dislike having to unloch chars in paladin but then again its free and overwatch i dislike getting so little money of repeated items but then... they are just cosmetic shit

But WHY wouldn't you want to?

You keep saying they are scum and nothing else.

They took her out of the game, though. 'Cause issues.

Did you see their remodel of Elza? Thankfully they scrapped it, but you can't trust 'em.

amazing

>i-it's free to play that's why it's bad!
>it has cards, that's why bad!
>heroes are 5k gold a pop, you buy cards with gold too at 1.2k a pop. No way to buy cards with real money
>you make an absolute minimum of 600g per match, 2k+ if it's a long one.

lel overshill drones

>2 pics in rule34hentai
>no results in paheal

Because Blizzdrones are upset they wasted money when they could be playing it for free and Paladin players are getting free entertainment from Blizzdrones shitting themselves in fury.

it's the spice of life but not the spice of women
most men prefer one body type to most others. when i and most other guys see a girl who's slim but also has a large bust and/or ass, my hormones immediately urge me to immediately fuck her at any given opportunity. doesn't matter if it's a fictional character either as long as it resembles a human female and isn't some kind of furry shit.

Here I just finished it. I don't have enough skill to do try the mouth yet.

But it's Hi-rez shills the ones constantly going to the Overwatch general to try to market your F2P game.

Hell, even the Paladins general is really, really slow compared to Overwatch, even though OW came out 4 months ago.

they made this bitch pose like this specifically for assfags like you

>no results in paheal
>he is so stupid he cant use a porn website
Also
>comparing a game thats been out for ages to one that is only just gone public

>They took her out of the game, though. 'Cause issues.
They took her out of the game because they reworked her moveset, she's literally going to be playable again in a few days.

I want to fuck Ying

Overwatch had tons of porn months before it came out.
The Widowmaker model was made from scratch back in Autumm of 2015.

Also, mind telling me then how paheal works if I don't know?
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/paladins/1

Ever since the days of console wars consumers have become marketing tools whether they like it or not. If two games share the same genre they are directly competing and players will unknowingly shill the shit out of their game of choice. Same with anything these days, but video games are fucking ridiculous in this regard. Riot games really fueled the fire for the PC market and the idea of brand dick sucking became the norm. The whole PC master race and Gaben bullshit really brought in a bunch of shitheads.

A lot of it too is anti and pro Blizzard drones who dedicate their time to either defending or shitting on Blizzard. It's the same as console war threads only PC fags are much more vocal and annoying these days.

Eventually people will get bored and move on to the next petty battle to fight. It's gotten really stupid and this board is just fanboy bitching and baiting 24/7.

Baby steps senpai, we'll get there.

I swear she also has boob jiggle but I can't tell for sure.

gib webm to corroborate

Shame about the subpar ass.

How does that even factor into enjoyment of the game?

I bought tf2 and overwatch and gotten my moneys worth already and I still play them. I recently started Paladins and even though it feels rough compared to the previous games I mentioned, its also fun to play.

>months
And this went F2P on steam when? You can answer this come on now kiddie.

Im not going to spoonfeed a moron but I will prove you wrong

So little of it

>HURR WHY DUN THIS GAME HAVE MONTHS OF PORN WHEN IT CAME OUT A FEW DAYS AGO AND WASNT ADVERTISED BEFORE HAND HURRRR

Wow, 10 pics.

>And this went F2P on steam when?
When did it go F2P?

I'm just saying, the Widowmaker model was made months BEFORE the game came out.

And this one is already out and has 10 pics?

That's what i'm talking about.
Not every game gets a community like the OW one.

>It's a gameplay made for casuals, both Paladin and Overwatch
>what is a skill ceiling?
Not true at all. Blocker abilities in overwatch lower the skill ceilings due to ulti reliance in pushes.
The only character remotely close to that is skyes ulti. Some characters are easy to play. that's a given.
But in paladins you will see a difference between a good bomb king and a mediocre bomb king.
In overwatch, you don't see a difference in a good player as soldier 76 and a mediocre one, due to them both following the meta of hide, build ulti, let my ulti do the work for me, because at that level it becomes about the Q before the other.

Are you okay?

>them goalposts
>IT HAS NO PORN LOL
Mmmmm, taste so good to be right.

>Not every game gets a community like the OW one.
Is this a bait?

So if I want to bait overwatch retards I just have to make a paladins thread right?

>According to angry Hi-rez shills, of course.
What did he mean by this?

And you got 10 pics, congratulations.

Are you? You know spending this much time worrying about pornography is a sign of autism. You need help.

You can post paladins images in their threads.

No really,where's the rest of it?

>it's the only modern RTS game worth playing

That's because they intentionally killed the rts genre with e-sports cancer.

>tfw overwatch shills getting a taste of their own medicine
Not fun when it happens to you, huh?

No one will know what it is though.

how is it subpar?

And you proved you are so stupid you cant use a porn website, congratulations.

hnnng

>OWfags can't even use paheal
Please tell me I'm being baited

I tried it because I'm too poor for OW. But it's not as much like overwatch as people say, similar but not the same.

Definitely needs some balance changes though, some characters are extremely good and others can't do jack shit.

We got a community where even the developers have an inferiority complex regarding Overwatch.
This is hilarious, not to mention that copying is the ultimate form of flattery.

>2 lootboxes has been deposited to your Blizzard Overwatch(formerly battle.net) account

>actually trying to save face this hard that you cant use google
Please stop, I feel embarrassed for you

OW is literally w+m1 with the casual R every now and then. Don't expect them to be able to do anything.

>only 10 pics
>5 are drawn by the same artist

>They intentionally killed the rts genre by catering to the once small competitive scene
The competitive scene for SC was bigger than the scene who were just in it for the story. The asian market is also much bigger than the western market for rts.

Problem is it's too hard to play in comparison to BW and that's driven a lot of people, including former professionals, away.

>samefagging
>after proving you cant even use a porn website to search for the name of a game
Are you okay? Did I hit a nerve?

Well, if people are this angry at Overwatch, it must be doing something good.

>A game is bad because it has little porn
I used to think graphics and story fags were bad

This game is fun

>A game is bad because it has little porn
Who are you quoting?

God damn those people sucked
>didnt get hit once by Skye outside of her poison

>tfw now the tardwatch shills have to fight with palacuck shills now
these next few months are gonna be fun

>no melee options
fuck this game

>they even ripped off the signs you get when healing
>and reindhart's shield is exactly the same
Embarassing desu.

All its doing is being successfull, people here wanted a new tortanic and even though battleborn filled that whole people wanted it to be overwatch

How old is that? Hud looks nothing like that now.

The three people who replied to that user who where trying to save face

>Embarassing desu.
Especially when you realize people paid $40 for a worse version of Paladins

Not really.
There's been a lot of Paladin posters in /owg/ trying to force the general to be about both games and no one even paid attention to them.
It was fun.

>Not every game gets a community like the OW one.
thank god

>>they even ripped off the signs you get when healing
Uh

But it's true, Paladin isn't the kind of game that gets lots of porn, the fact that only 10 pics exist proves it.

closed beta last year

Pretty good. Do an ahego too.

Seems familiar

>Defending anything Hi-Rez Studios makes
>Current Year
>Even to make fun of Blizzfags

I'm not sure anyone denied Overwatch was Team Fortress Titan

Not relevant to the original claim. Are you the butthurt fag who was trying to save face? Kill yourself if you are.

When you are being healed by Mercy or anything, you get those exact same crosses around you, but in blue.

Is there something in this game not ripped off?

>Someone makes a Paladins thread
>Thread always devolves into Overwatch waifus vs Paladins waifus.

TALK ABOUT THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEE

Elf D.Va in Jade cosplay.

>CANT
>EVEN
>USE
>A
>PORN
>WEBSITE
HAAAWWW WWAAAHHHH

There's nothing to talk about.
It's another Battleborn situation where this game is tied to Overwatch's shadow.

Wow, medical crosses being used to represent healing effects in games? What fucking plagiarism. Overwatch faggots are hilariously retarded.

>using crosses as a healing symbol is only overwatch's deal

Fuck off. So many games have crosses, it's not for any specific game.

>Want to play hernandez
>can't because I don't have the right cards
>uninstall

that was my experience with Paladins

team fortress players say overwatch isn't tf2

And the same particle effect.
What's the melee hero?
I'm interested in that.

It was against bots, look at the names when he knocks them out. It's also a really old version.

That is an international symbol for medical services.

The game is mediocre and obviously altered to pander to the Overwatch crowd to make a cheap buck, only to be changed drastically over the next few months to milk any and all money it can.

Did you learn nothing from Tribes: Ascend?

Who is the most fun healer and why is it Grohk?

The original claim is this one
Which is actually wrong because Battleborn has 48 pics in paheal, as opposed to the 10 of Paladins.

...

Tf2 has had that partical effect for how many years now?

Come on now, not even on the empire of Sigmar does that happens.

Wow Orc Shaman i've never seen that before

>take Mercy
>but make him an ugly, fat orc

You can make a perfectly viable character with your starting cards, just can't specialise as much until you unlock them, which should take like a couple games each. Four at most.

>OWtards getting mad at a rip off of their rip off game.

Just wow.

i'd say pip is more fun but he's so barely a healer

So, again, it's ripping off a game that ripped off another one?

They should have made like that chinese Overwatch clone which is literally the same game, at least they were honest about it.

kotaku.com/watch-the-chinese-overwatch-rip-off-in-action-1782079892

>start my first game of Paladins
>I only have my basic set but that's okay, it's completely viable
>enemy has complete build of legendaries and epics
>lose

Wanna know what other game had this system? Battleborn

>overcucks think the staff heals
sets down an aoe totem, same as juggernaut in Dota 2

>There's nothing to talk about.

We could talk about which heroes ar OP
We could talk about which heroes are shit
We could talk about future updates
We could discuss good loaudout, and how to build them
We could talk about heroes competition that could win games
We could whine about the shitters we get matched with

>Tribes: Ascend

I'm sorry to say user, but NO ONE FUCKING PLAYED IT. Why would you keep updating something that gave you no money and that no one played?

As I said, it's really sad.

>Take Medic
>but make him dumb waifu bait

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY REMOVE THE CHARACTER VOICES FROM THE VGS SYSTEM?

The point is that the medical cross has almost always been used to represent health in games
Why are you linking to Kotaku
I don't understand, user

We won't because the only people here are out to bait Overwatchfags.
No one's actually interested in the game.

None of the support characters you can play right now are similar to mercy.

You do realise "legendaries" are just versions of the starting cards you put more points in, right? You don't have to unlock them.

Jesus christ user, this is evident if you even bothered to look at making a deck, don't bitch about shit if you can't even be bothered to see if what you're saying is true or not.

I assumed you at least meant the card varieties you have to unlock.

The cards system is bullshit. I know it's trying to add depth but it really restricts who I can actually play with.

>user
>doing anything other than shitposting

Don't count on it.

>take medic class
>but make him a dumb crazy nazi that heals with a gun instead of delivering time-limited jetpacks

>ripping off overwatch is bad
>overwatch ripped of tf2
>so its a clone of a clone
No. Both are just clones to tf2 or whatever was the actual first game to do this. Not like that matters, as copying game play is something that every game that is not genre defining does

Grohk actually kills shit and doesn't have his face glued to someone's ass all game. That staff shoots lightning, it doesn't heal.

Pip can be modified to strengthen his healing but yeah he's basically a grenadier with medpacks. Dude is dope though, I can't knock his hustle.

...

>Grohk actually kills shit and doesn't have his face glued to someone's ass all game.
That's not the purpose of a healer.

You're right. I shouldn't have expected much from Cred Forums. I'll just stick to the general if I want to talk game shit.

>Have everything available at release
>Change it so suddenly LOL YOU DONT ENJOY PRESETS AND GRINDING
>Oh ignore that we now charge you if you want to unlock everything
>Introduce speed caps etc.

It wasn't about updating it user, it was that they launched a game, it became popular, and then they did everything in their power to nickle and dime anyone that was still willing to play after they drastically changed the game.

They literally develop games, shill them, then put all of the fun of the game behind pay walls after you get into it so they can milk you for money.

>your first game
>was outplayed by bots, as the game doesn't put you vs people until you play a few games
kek
you either played a dated version of the game where cards were done differently and that issue is now irrelevant or are a terrible player.

very sad they don't have a genji ripoff yet

*Not the purpose of a shit healer.

My friend gained some kind of superiority complex in overwatch because he got 50 something kills with that character with the aim lock. The game is truly for retards.

It doesn't at all, as the starter cards are perfectly viable if you actually try to make a deck.

There are no legendary cards you have to unlock like mongs keep stating here, you just put more points in them to increase their rank.

Apparently they're going to be added back for only $5.99!

>this is a semen demon according to Palacuckies

How is he mercy? they have nothing in common?

A good thing he's a support, and all the supports aren't dedicated healers, they can actually fight back.

OverFags in suicide watch

>Nigger paying for anything

This comic is shit.

>that character with the aim lock
What?

My point still stands. A player shouldn't be at a disadvantage due to unlockables.

>they have nothing in common?
Why did you write this in question form?
Are you asking him if they have nothing in common?

Winston or Symmetra i'm guessing

Smite is a jolly good time tbqh senpai

This sounds a lot like what Hearthstone players said.

Tell that to Zenyatta, an actually useful healer. You know the reason why Mercy is fucking useless is precisely because she doesn't offer anything to the team on her own and is basically the team bike right?

But Symmetra is borderline irrelevant, and Winston is by far the worst tank.

>dumb nigger inventing shit

Cards don't have real rarity
Your first few games will be against bots

i will try it when they give her lewd outfits or make her brown

It was soldier 76 sorry.

>basically the team bike right?
Are you calling her a slut?

It's a good thing they aren't then, isn't it? There are no unlockable legendaries, just some other cards you can't get right away, but can easy get whichever ones you want by level 5, which is when you're up against real people.

Just because you're so shit you got wrecked by bots (not even hard bots), and blamed it on a system you didn't even bother to look at how it worked, doesn't mean the game is bad.

You can just go look at the game if you don't believe me, go try to make a deck, and you'll see you can dedicate up to 4 points out of 12 to a single card, with each point increasing its rank. These points cost nothing.

>can heal
>can deal damage
pick one. Oh wait, that does not apply here. My B.

Overwatch is such a shit game. Just as an example: you spend 1000 hours in csgo, learn all the angles, smokes/flashes, peek spots etc and you actually get better. 1000 hours in overwatch and you'll still be getting killed by the retard holding m1 and running around while waiting for your ult to come off cooldown.

>tardwatch
>palawatch

It should be overcuckeds and paladicks

overwatch got cucked.

>Solder 76
>autolock
He's literally the class for the Cowadooty kids.

This game rewards you with health packs for killing people though, so in that sense it actually is the purpose of a healer :^)

His ult just auto aims at people. That's what I meant.

>This game rewards you with health packs for killing people though
Why would you add that?

Yes, I love that slut but she's a slut.

No it doesn't. Dunno if it used to but it certainly doesn't now.

So all the hospitals in the world ripped off Overwatch too, right?

>literal angel
>slut

Does paladins at least have decent map design? Overwatch's maps were so fucking bad and there were way too many health pickups when I played the beta so I never bought the game.

what are you talking about

My bad, I haven't gotten around to playing it again since closed beta

>implying there aren't slut angels

Confirmed for not reading the bible

Nope, instead you get health packs when you kill people, so it's the same.

Character-based shooters are all 100% trash, don't even know why they are a thing.

2 things you aren't pointing out
>basic kits are good enough for casual, cards do not buff your champ, they change his playstyle to fit how you play, I have Drogoz purely speced to fly longer and farther.
>by the time you unlock comp games you are definitely able to buy all the cards for at least 3 champs, plus get free cards every level. Max it would cost 6k gold to spec your champ, which is about 6 games total.

The only thing that reading a bible will do is make you realize God is a massive douchebag.

And no, Mercy is not a slut despite what the bible says.

>He has never played MtG: The Slut Angel Showcase

FRIENDLY REMINDER
that Hi-Rez is shilling these fucking threads, they are known to lurk here and post.

Friendly Reminder
They are literally killing their main game (Smite) to finance this one, that is why the biggest shilling event in the game (Odyssey) started at the same time this game came out of open beta.

Who cares, the game will never get a significant update in 1 year, then they'll announce their next game.

Yes, I asked if they have nothing in common.
So if you answered me just yes then I'd know you were being sarcastic.

>Blizzard cucks inventing shit like "Pay2win legendaries!" and "Kills drop medkits!"

FRIENDLY REMINDER

Overwatch players are mad this game exists.

No health packs, you auto regen health after a set time outa combat. Stops when you get back in of course. Maps are kinda small imo, might be because of the horses you get at respawn not the actual size though.

Reminder that Blizzard shills here every day and never gets shit for it.
Reminder that Chris Metzen and Rob Pardo jumped ship.
Reminder that Overwatch costs $40 just to play and Paladins is F2P and only costs $16 for all current and future content.

You mean they streamlined the fuck out of it and when nobody wanted to deal with that shit they went on to greener pastures

She is literally THE healslut user, I don't know what to tell you, but it's literally her fault healslutting is a big thing again

>search in google
>no results
kys you and your imaginary games
Mercy is pure.

Because she's attractive, which is true.
Not for sexual though.

They've had 2 games working on this game and SMITE for years though, and they release updates constantly for SMITE with there also being visual updates already being shown for Paladins.

This game will be their second gem.

>game 6 months ago
>game today
pick one lol

>you can unlock good cards through spending money and playing more than another person
>b-but the base set is completely viable too
>in overwatch there is no form of advantage through playtime

pretty good game
jk

No you fucking idiot, I've been playing Smite since early season 2, I've never played OW before.
>Who cares
okay will enjoy your F2P game that will be abandoned and turned to shit after it's first year for more $$$
I don't play OW, just beacuse Hi-Rez is a fucking jew company that needs to be shut down doesn't mean I'm a Blizzdrone

>DUDE HE'S TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY FLAVOR OF THE MONTH GAME, HE MUST BE FROM SONY/BLIZZARD/NINTENDO XDDD

fuck off Drybear

Maps are small moreso due to the way scoring works, matches being round-based and all. The maps are also more open though, I feel. They're more like hubs than tunnels.

>Doesn't know what MtG is
Nigga....

I don't understand this.
You have ''pure'' waifus like Mercy and Mei and people want to fuck the shit out of them.
But then you have waifufags wanting to cuddle Widowmaker, which is the actual hot one.

>i played it a year ago
it doesn't work that way boy.

>2 games
2 teams*

ALERT
>ALERT
ALERT
>ALERT
BOTH COMPANIES BOTH HAVE SHILLS LURKING IN THREADS ABOUT BOTH PALADINS AND OVERWATCH

REPORT ALL SHILL POSTS AND THREADS
TAKE EVERYTHING YOU READ ABOUT EITHER GAMES WITH A GRAIN OF SALT

THANK YOU

>okay will enjoy your F2P game that will be abandoned and turned to shit after it's first year for more $$$
What I mean is that all this shilling is pointless because the game will be dead in a year when they kill it like they did with Tribes.

literally f2p overwatch, I love it

>there's an Overwatch porn parody in Brazzers starring Aletta Ocean
twitter.com/Brazzers/status/778963967582535680

Meme magic is truly impressive, last time we got two baneposting porn parodies.

Except you can't buy cards with real money and it will take you at most two games to buy any card, all of them sidegrades.

You unlock different cards, not good cards. The base set lets you play several different roles really effectively. The ones you unlock let you specialise more, and you can get one every game or two usually.

People can't really fault this system, so make up shit about legendaries or pay2win, despite it not being present at all. Someone who has all cards unlocked doesn't have any advantage, just more cards to choose from.

>doesn't even know what Magic is
What the fuck?

repostan shitty webm

make more paladins webms pls

Fuck off Drybear, no one wants to play your shitty game
>Tribes
Well at least someone here knows their shit, yup Hi-Rez does it for every game. Smite is currently on the decline thanks to Paladins, I don't think it'll recover this time.

Jesus, the HUD is literally the same.

>drybear
literally fucking who
thank you for at least confirming my point that there are shills on both sides though

>Overwatch HUD
>''Push the payload''

>No you fucking idiot, I've been playing Smite since early season 2
So then you are purposely giving out misinformation. The odyssey events have always been at this time of year.
>okay will enjoy your F2P game that will be abandoned and turned to shit after it's first year for more $$$
It won't be abandoned, the development for this game has been very similar to how Smite was in it's earliest stages.
>I don't play OW, just beacuse Hi-Rez is a fucking jew company that needs to be shut down doesn't mean I'm a Blizzdrone
Remind me again how Hi-Rez are jews, they have the best f2p model out of any f2p games.
By just playing and participating in their events you get gems out of the ass and you can buy all the shit you want

>HotS
I forget that even existed

Same as what? Smite with your abilities and cooldowns at the center, most valve shooters with h/p in the corner, or most mobas with items in the bottom right corner?

Either Hi-Rez are fucking gods of game balance (kek)

or you fags are delusional because there has been no scenario in any game where "sidegrades" don't form some sort of tier list Meta.

>overwatch invtended the term "push the payload"

That game desn't even have commands beyond the shitty chat wheel either.

>smite ps4
>psn goes down the whole day
>assed out on consecutive log on gems

>SLAYED X
Jesus christ, imagine the backlash if overwatch had that? Glad this game doesn't pander to hugbox SJWs

Which other games use that term?
It's just hilarious how they didn't even bother covering anything up.

Well, can you explain which particular cards are unbalanced? You're just sort of claiming they are, and that this somehow means the game sucks.

Which ones are objectively better than one that you get to start with? And how is it unfair when, even if this was the case, you have plenty of gold to buy that card by the time you're at level 5 and are matched with people?

>blaming smite for sonys service being down?

>muh meta faggots

Shouldn't you be playing league

Why would there be?
And how does Overwatch pander to SJWs?
Hell, they made Zarya a racist.

Tf2. I mean it's not exactly words on the hud but the characters themselves are screaming to push it or stop it (if you're on defense).

You're retarded. Stop posting.

Exactly, they didn't even bother changing that.
It's pretty sad tbqh.

What's worse is that Tribes died for this.

>gg ez is literally filtered to hugbox comments because people got upset about it
>Tracers pose got redone because SJWs complained

Literally any game with a "push the objective" game-type calls it a payload.

TF2's mode is literally called payloard.

>he thinks his progression based Moba shooter won't have an evolving meta

cute

And at the same time they have maybe the most sexualized character of the year.

Special mention to Pharah's metal thong.

>And how does Overwatch pander to SJWs?
>sjws cry to skinny women
> fat bitch, disgusting muscle bitch, old lady
>flat chest had an ass, they whined until pose was removed from game
is that not pandering?

>gg ez is literally filtered to hugbox comments because people got upset about it
yet you can say kill yourself, or just say g-g ez or something like that

>Tracers pose got redone because SJWs complained
one person complained because it didn't fit her style
now it shows her ass even more but it fits her style

so nt hirez

>Implying Zarya is racist
Aww, that's cute. Machines think they're people.

>I have never played video games before 2016

>gg ez is literally filtered to hugbox comments because people got upset about it
Those are piss babies, not SJWs.
What's funny is that it backfired because people get even more angry at what ''gg ez'' is replaced with.

why didn't you reply to the other guy

I hate all of you you see that spot between her legs....thats her panties and the thigh gap all women have

the color of the background suggest you can see though her thigh gap

>sjws cry to skinny women
what?
>fat bitch
who?
>disgusting muscle bitch
zarya is waifu tho, how is she SJW anyways
>old lady
wew lad
>flat chest had an ass, they whined until pose was removed from game
and then the ass pose got even better
only complaint was because it didn't fit her personality

>fat bitch, disgusting muscle bitch, old lady
How is that SJW pandering?

The thick one is just ''muh nerdy weaboo waifu #4819730917209'', and the muscle one is ironically racist and nationalist, also she'd be on Widowmaker's side on the omnigger issue.

>flat chest had an ass, they whined until pose was removed from game
And the pose it was replaced with makes her butt more pronounced.

>butch pink haired dyke is waifu material

typical overwatch nu-male

Now this is blizzard shilling!

>!
Greetings, Reddit.

>dyke
meme words

>implying blizz needs to shill when people like me exist
nt

>its teamfortcucks2s signature payload game mode
>OMG PALAKEKS STOLE IT FROM OVERKEK
fuck your fucking retarded

this is why I never tried Overwatch but am loving Paladins right now

fuck sjws

You'd know one of your own on an anonymous imageboard wouldn't you

>And the pose it was replaced with makes her butt more pronounced
na

Nope.
But I'm sure sick of literally any Hi-Rez product you shill tastic nigger

>he doesn't want a strong waifu to wrestle in bed
no my man you are the numale

>every cry about Paladins being a ripoff of Overwatch points to Overwatch being a ripoff of TF2
Incredible

Wait, is this the Paladins thread or the Overwatch thread?

Your enjoyment of the game depends on pointless politics?
Man, am I glad i'm not you.

CoDropped

>am speak retard

>He thinks meta bullshit in casual games like ow and league is real.

Cute.

Who cares we are near bump limit, post lewd.

Why is this thread still up? FUCKING DELETE THIS. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO TRY PALADINS NOW. FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT AND MAKE A OVERWATCH THREAD RIGHT FUYCKING NOW.

(You)

>current OW general
>made 1 hour ago
>180 posts
>game came out a month ago

>current Paladin general
>made 40 minutes ago
>30 posts
>game came out yesterday

It's already dead.

>Widowmaker's suit is metallic
>SFM is cheap pink spandex

DROPPED

...

>mei in that pick
>meis actual player model is bigger then that
Damn, even blizzard can't stand how gross their token fat chick is, they slim her down with her coat off.

and I´m glad that I´m not a blizzardrone that wastes his time defending a company on a korean image board that has long abounded it´s true fans in order to pander to sjws instead

Slow generals are better desu, I stopped going to /owg/ for this very reason.

she's wearing too much clothing in-game

It's because of the source engine lighting, it's just different from whatever engine Overwatch runs in.

It also affects other games, Metal Gear Solid V characters for example are absolutely fucking horrible in Source engine, they look all old as fuck for some reason.

All i can focus on is the Picin it baskets.

It's not just tf2, everything in overwatch was taken from another game.

Like?

you know for a shameless ripoff it's not that horrible.

They even have a better windrunner.

...

Hey it's a fellow redditor :)

Here friend, let me give you an 'eli5' of what the 4channer said :D

>what?
Skinny women trigger SJWs.

>who?
Zarya, a playable female female character in Overwatch.

>and then the ass pose got even better
only complaint was because it didn't fit her personality

It did :)
But that was only after the massive backlash us ledditors gave them ;)
The complaint was that it was misogynistic.
But Blizzard said it was due to personality to avoid further backlash.

I tip my hat to you, fellow redditor!

See you on /r/gaming ;) xxx

>her hips are wider then that
>that belt is on her waist
>the size of the thighs
That's not clothing. She is way thinner in the profile icon then in the game and in her art.

>Lucio main
No surprises there.

>Like thic

LOL FATTIE LOVER

>Like loli

LOL PEDO

>like brown skin

LOL COALBURNER/ POO IN LE LOO

>like skinny

THANKS MR SKELETOR

>like shortstack

MANLETS! WWTL? also ur a le Pedo

theres literally no winning.

Skinny-big tit White women and ""Japanese"" women are the only acceptable thing here

>Skinny women trigger SJWs.
So essentially you're admitting that Overwatch is in fact not pandering but the exact opposite?

Zarya is fat?
>But Blizzard said it was due to personality to avoid further backlash.
No, that's literally what the complainer him/herself said.
I see this makes you rather mad, so I'll keep responding until this thread dies

how can it not be clothing? there's no skin showing there
even tracer says to her
>you're not going to wear all that, are you?

why does skyes ultimate break through fernandos ultimate?
skyes ult does damage over time and
fernandos ult is supposed to make him immune to damage over time effects and keep his health from dropping below 1500 - even for his teammates in a 70 unit radius - but last night a sky got a penta kill on my team even tho every one was right behind my ulting fernando.
seems like a balance oversight and the devs didnt read the descriptions for the two characters ultimate skills correctly.
please respond with logic and reason.

What's funny is that Widowmaker is the most sexualized character in years, and they have somehow managed to make Tumblrinas like her.

You know it was a hoax right?

Maybe it's a bug?

i really dont want to play this game untill the skye vs ferndando ult issue is addressed by a developer

Why are PC gamers so autistic?

why are console gamers entitled little children who cant afford toys and wait for christmas season to get 20 frame per second cinematic experiences? sorry your dad got you the wrong color of an old generation iphone, please dont rage about it on the internet where no one cares.

Your actually correct, they designed him like that so first time players that played nothing but call of duty would have something similar. They also made him feel a bit bland compared to the other characters to encourage you to try out other characters.

What does paladin's characters looks like?
The Op's picture looks waifu-able.

What do you mean?

holy projection batman

>soldier is cod/battlefield
>roadhog is bulletstorm (even his shotgun)
>sniper is tf2 sniper
>pharah is tf2 soldier
>junkrat is tf2 demoman
>Rein is tf2 demoknight
>mei is ymir
>bastion is a turret segment in any fps
>tracer is scout
>genji is generic ninja
>hanzo is tf2 huntsman
>dwarf is tf2 engie
>McCree is RDR protagonist
>Reaper is Spawn
>mercy is tf2 medic
I could go on but every character and all of their abilities are generic, have been done before, and are unoriginal.

all console fanboys must leave the thread
we are talking about PC EXCLUSIVES now

get out of the thread

>genji is generic ninja
>bastion is a turret segment in any fps
>McCree is RDR protagonist
>Reaper is Spawn
>roadhog is bulletstorm

It's just the rabid Overwatch waifu crowd

I think paladins has better characters mechanically. The pharah clone in paladins is a mix of unreal tournament shock combos and overall has more options and depth to play style. I've been playing paladins for many updates now and every character has been pretty viable. The counters in paladins do not matter as much since it mostly comes back to individual skill, where as in OW counters can literally force you to repick if you want to actually win.

I enjoy both games, OW fags are just being babies that the games look similar. Paladins has way more depth in the characters but they will never admit it.

>Paladins has way more depth in the characters but they will never admit it.
Because this narrative is only pushed by Hi-rez shills, and they will leave after a few days.

Actual game discussion already died.

You're right, allow me to improve his point:
>genji is literally any warframe with a sword
>bastion is tf2 engi with wrangler
>McCree is literally any cowboy protagonist
>Reaper is Spawn with added shotguns
>Roadhog is Pudge before he started to rot

>No open mouth

1) that belt is on there tight, meaning it is pressed to her body save an inch of thickness from the coat.
2) the pants are form fitting, meaning they are not thick. Thick clothing hides the body underneath and would not sit like that.
3) Her hips and tits shows proportions of a overweight woman.

>McCree is literally any cowboy protagonist
That's because the characters are archetypes, they are easy to recognize, have very distinct siluettes and have distinct personalities.

They went with that because OW is just a multiplayer game, not a story-focused one.

name one character that can't be described as plainly as you do

>Just because a game is multiplayer it means we need to go the cheapest route first

Not the cheapest, the easiest one, and the one that works best in this case.
You can't give depth to their personalities because it's not a story game, only thing you have for them is those lines they shout throughout matches. It's a multiplayer game, so they kept it simple.

>these aren't detailed
>when it is such a generic concept that the list for these character would be too long
>acting like roadhog isn't just a guy with a lasso ability and a shotgun with puss for range due to said lasso abilities implementation.
>Reaper is merc that has a shady past, that lead to him becoming an inhuman abomination and a trained merc

Overwatch isn't balanced at all.

The hero tier list is too drastic.

>So essentially you're admitting that Overwatch is in fact not pandering but the exact opposite?

I'm not admitting anything my brother, son of another mother.

I'm just merely translating what that friendly fourchanner was typing! :D

You're misinterpreting the statement, though it is understandable to think otherwise (since there are skinny women in the game):

If Zarya posed like that, SJWs would be fine.
But because Tracer posed like that, SJWs weren't fine.
The indirect reason being = Skinny women trigger SJWs.

>Zarya is fat?

Technically/factually she is muscular, but the amount of bulk and her facial features hypnotically convinces most guys that she's overweight.

>No, that's literally what the complainer him/herself said.

The complainer did not "literally" say it was due to "personality".

These are quotes from the complaint:

>It just reduces tracer to another bland female sex symbol.”
>“We aren’t looking at a Widowmaker pose here, this isn’t a character who is in part defined by flaunting her sexuality.
>but at any moment we are willing to reduce them to sex symbols to help boost our investment game.”

As you, a fellow redditor, can see, they are complaining because the pose deems her as a "sex symbol".
Sex symbols are misogynistic to SJWs which is why they tend to complain about them.

Blizzard said:

>...that we love and we feel speaks more to the character of Tracer.”

Character is another way of saying "personality".

>I see this makes you rather mad

I'm always happy to help out a fellow redditor!

>so I'll keep responding until this thread dies

At least upvote me on r/eli5 ;) xxxxxxx

Not the same guy but I did what I could

Mei stole Evies ice block heal btw

>Actual game discussion already died.
>Is refusing to discuss gameeplay because it shows how its not just overwatch, but overwatch with a faster pace, higher skillcap, and more reactionary mechanics and dynamic team comps
kek

>The indirect reason being = Skinny women trigger SJWs.
If only you could prove that. You're literally presenting a ''what if'' scenario that you've created in your mind, and you think it's a valid argument.

>hypnotically convinces most guys that she's overweight.
wew lad, this is some /x/ tier shit

>this isn’t a character who is in part defined by flaunting her sexuality.
Thanks for proving my point, famalam

Also are you on the spectrum? I don't even use reddit but you put on this show for me, kinda cute

But it's true, check the dead Paladin general.
And one day after it came out.
Embarassing tbqh.

>game came out yesterday
>40 posts in 1 hour

>OW came out 4 months ago
>almost 300 posts in 1 hour

lol

no, the game discussion has just begun, the game is in beta and has clear flaws in the descriptions for many skills in the game. i was having so much fun as fernando until a skye ult broke right through my ult even tho its not supposed to in my opinion and based on the skill descriptions.

But the game is out.
And discussion just died.

>99% of the over watch posts are just waifu anime porn and lewd role play in text form
fixed for you

As opposed to absolutely no discussion.
General will die in a week, not surprised tbqh.

>the discussion is dead because i said so
nah, i keep posting questions like this to the developers and keep getting answers on their site , what you see on Cred Forums is not indicative of any truths for this game and all posts like yours are fallacies.

No, it's dead because neither Cred Forums or the place dedicated to Paladin, the general, is dead too.

/vg/ doesnt matter because the devs actually respond on the paladins site to game play questions, unlike over watch where you can find a thousand forum threads with no replies from any dev - literally natural selection 2 tier .

that's an old concept anyway
The whole of ripping off shit is a false kind statement, really I just wanna point out how overwatch didn't conceive these ideas because so many people keep saying that.

>unlike over watch where you can find a thousand forum threads with no replies from any dev
You can't expect devs to reply to so many people.
Paladin does because they only get a handful of posts.

It's a game with no community, as /vg/ proves.

>/vg/ is more important than the actual paladins development forum
>Cred Forums is where discussions really matter
top kek
thanks for proving me right that you faggots just shitpost waifu lewd role play in your /vg/ - overwatch threads