Why was this allowed? Nintendo ruined Metroid

She's padded though....

What went wrong?

hey did you notice the padding

Is she or isn't she wearing padding?

>What went wrong?
your life, considering you spend time here making posts like this

>padding

>Skintight "combat" suit

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if metroid came over, and left her suit behind, what would you do with it?

would you be tempted to try it on?

I hear the US army is working on spray-on combat suits.

Oh she has padding alright.

Absolutely.

nah since then i wouldn't be able to crawl

Because despite any and all memes Metroid was ruined because of progressively worse and worse games. Not because of the zero suit.

no that would be too dangerous :x

news.mit.edu/2014/second-skin-spacesuits-0918
Its actually a fairly realistic next-gen spacesuit which would make sense for Samus to wear. Its also very similar to the inner thermal garments that are worn under current spacesuits to prevent chafing with the joints.

>that tail

Is that some cropped Zero Suit mewtwo OP?

link your favourite samus doujin

>padding
What the fuck do they mean? Diapers?

kek

Does anyone have the TUUUUUBES follow up to this?

PLUUUUUUMMMBBBIINNNGGG

When did they give samus a tail?

Why's Samus grown a tail?

Doesn't really look like a Ridley tail, like so

she'll have to ice her butthole when i'm through with it

it involved lots and lots tubes all kinds of tubes.

t.jealous uggos

>Crossovers ruined Metroid
>Crossovers ruined F-Zero
>Crossovers ruined Darkstalkers
Why do crossovers ruin everything?

No, because it might turn me into Samus

>tfw all you want in samus porn is for her to dom but every single hentai is her getting raped

I thought it was mewtwo's tail, but then I noticed the green spikes.

Now, purple reptilian tails with green angular spikes invoke two images in my head. The first is my daily dose, the second is a dragon from a dead franchise that attracts a certain autist.

user the first and best Metroid Doujinn featuring zero suit has her dominating a wolf alien.

It's probably the second thing.

I know, but I thanked my doctor anyway.

source?

Why does Samus have Spike's tail? Why is the head not shown?

Samus contracted pone cancer and she's hiding her face out of pure shame.

There's no cure now but a bullet.

Is "IT" sleeping? I'd assumed he'd be here by now to start sperging.

YEEEEESSS

PLUUUUMBIIIIING

Why they'll do it to her? Does she has a constipation?

record posts before he arrived was 58

keep going

Going to take a guess and say that some autist shooped the mlp dragon onto her and put it on their booru.

OP wanting to bait Barneyfag but also trying to trick Cred Forums into a shitty "Zero Suit samus ruined Metroid" bait thread, cropped the head out and hoped the autist would derail the thread before Cred Forums and the mods noticed the tail, which sort of blends in a bit in thumbnail.

Assuming Barneyfag isn't making the threads himself, it seems to have become an artform of triggering the autist without Cred Forums or the mods noticing.

I just want some ntr where Samus gets fucked by a better man

I want to watch Samus poop in her suit

How about some female NTR where Samus gets cucked by Gandrayda out of a man she wants to fuck?

I can't self insert into that

It's worth noting that the Zero Suit shows the least skin of Samus's outfits outside her regular suit as well.

Well NTR doesn't work because there isn't actually a character that Samus can cuck. She's the protagonist.

>no doujins where samus dominates the fuck out of female aliens in her powersuit

>not tuuubes
Sill love it.

WE BROKE THE RECORD

You would have likely complained about out of suit Samus no matter what she wore.

all of samus' porn is really boring in general

just the same generic zero suit shit over and over and over again

i blame smash

>would you be tempted to try it on?
No. Not really. I feel like it would kill me.
I don't think regular people can use it.

IS THAT A TAIL

Really wish these guys would finish their doujin.

>nobody noticed that Samus summoned her stand in that pic
Are people blind or something?

>other M suit

>Little Macy x Seamus

Smash 4, ding-dong, of course it's the MoM design. Also

>caring about something that you only see for one panel when there's a cute girl and hunky guy

You asexual?

I could only find their patreon, got a sauce on the gallery somewhere?

No, I just fucking hate the other m suit

yeah exactly. i would probably accidentally kill myself or other people on purpose

I do too, but I don't obsess over it that hard.

ok

>women see attractive videogame women
Remove this filth!
>women see attractive real life women
She doesn't look that good! Disgusting!

This is why I can't take the feminism vs gaming movement seriously. It's just obvious jealousy.

FOR EVERYONE ASKING ABOUT PADDING

Body padding is a real thing. Drag Queens and some cosplayers use it to get a more dramatic curvy figure.

The girl in the picture might be wearing mild padding, but she has been known to be pretty curvy, naturally.

YES
It is possible she is wearing padding around her hips/thighs

IS SHE?
Who the fuck knows?

thank you for clearing that up

He's losing his touch

Do not use Team Ninja garbage to represent R&D 1's work.

exhentai.org/g/854561/695c4951b1/

imgur.com/a/AqCUO

Have fun
Needs more butt shots

exhentai.org/s/ca1e090420/21307-20

>It's another "waifufag autists pretend that Samus wasn't always a voluptuous woman who wore skimpy clothes" episode

>Nintendo ruined Metroid.

padding

Well, OP, looks like you won. He must be dead, now we can finally be at peace.

They need to go back to how things were in the 2D games where you didn't get to see Samus out of her suit that often but when you did she showed more skin.

You mean MODS?

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>Other M Samus shoots people with a dog penis

>No nipples
>No belly button
>No cameltoe
Why is this allowed indeed

I wouldn't mind a doujinn where Samus goes around and rapes all the female Nintendo characters.

Is this jealousy?

Yes.

>that 80's exercise video look
OH MY

Metroid II Samus really is GOAT

way 2 go u guys killed him

>that tail is really her ass dildo

Any more of this?

This

This

No.

unfortunately

>chun li's about as old as samus
>95% of her doujins have her being raped by fat faceless old men with scat and shit
>even then the art on most is shit

I feel your pain, bro

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