What are some good video games for a straight white male aged 18 to 34?

What are some good video games for a straight white male aged 18 to 34?

Pokemon typing adventure

Life. We are currently the best at it, which is why everyone else is assblasted tryhards that want to change the rules.

All of them.

>good at it

nah y'all just wrote arbitrary rules and stole guns from the chinese. Truly whites are the most violent and brutal race.

You should thank the rest of society for semi sedating you since 1945, or else you guys would have destroyed more cultures and societies with nukes.

>vidya game food

>18-34

You have to be mentally 18+ to post on this site

>t. angry nigger that should consider his ass blessed that white people brought their ancestors over from africa and into modern civilization

why is Cred Forums obsessed with cultural politics?
It's like everyone is a wannabe sociology major or some shit

Gone Home
Life is Strange

It's a way of feeling superior and important while doing nothing.

I dunno. OP said 'straight, white males' and it immediately made me feel defensive. Too many people hate us these days. But anyway, I've really been enjoying House of the Dying Sun.

Seinfeld did it first desu

I know, you're so oppressed and downtrodden right?

league of legends
bloodborne

If it's in a small bag like that you can just pour a few chips into your mouth, or just put some chips in a small bowl and pour it into your mouth like that.

College, education, a job, a life, a girlfriend, a young family, and a future.

They're all great choices OP

Barbie horse adventure.

>a girlfriend
>a young family
Hey, fuck off.
Don't project your goals onto everyone else.

>College, education, a job, a life, a girlfriend, a young family, and a future.

>- too grindy
>- no save points
>- perma death
>- drop / loot system sucks
>- matchmaking sucks
>- subscription based
>- stupidly annoying survival mechanics
>- missing manual
>+ graphics/physics

Depression Quest.

>>- missing manual

>much white privilege
Companies and colleges admit all the time that we're their last choice, even if overqualified.

>some fiction novel filled with nonsensical stories and other garbage
>a manual
uhhhh
user
Are you alright?

>>- perma death

Also not true. See

Of course not, he's posting a fictional novel on Cred Forums.

>Are you alright?

I am.

Don't reply to yourself.

seek medical attention

>Also not true.
Are you Jesus?
I thought it's Heaven or Hell for the Christian folk after death, Budhists have resurrection.

What happens after you turn 35?

Devil May Fuckin Cry

You undergo metamorphosis and become a beautiful hydralisk

nigger detected

How does it feel being born into inferiority?

Nothing. Life goes on and you still think you're about 25.

But you're not

You realize that in the last 20 years your chances of ever having sex with a 14 years old girl has slowly decreased to 0, and you kill yourself.

vegetables with ranch for dipping if you're so inclined and water to wash it down

I don't get it.
Do they stop selling chloroform to people over 35 or something?

good post

>Fan Fiction

How do you eat it? With your HANDS?