What's the Dark Souls of personal hygiene?

>bb
taking a bath in period blood

>dealing with inevitable dingleberries

>ripping clumps of toilet paper out of your ass hairs
it's a curse, but don't shave your ass, worst mistake ever.

Tried that already when I was younger. I've never known a worse hell. Going to get my ass waxed instead.

What if you have a push shower and not live in a shitty country?

Hygiene?

Shaving your ass isn't too bad, just do it more times so your body adapts to it. Also use good shaving cream and some form of moisturizer after, but only a little bit

I shave my ass every ~3 months, what's wrong with it?

I've heard horror stores.
Sucks having a hairy ass. Best I can do is shit every morning before I shower.

Can't you just get a cheap barber machine and at least trim your ass

Brushing your teeth, desu.

I've made terrible mistakes as a teenager and I regret every minute of it.

Elaborate

me too man. fuck that shit. took me like 2 hours to shave it all too
how hairy is your ass? mine is pretty caveman tier and when i shaved i realized the hair was like a natural fart suppressor, so every tiny poot stunk like i shit all over myself and died in it. Also, when it started growing back it was like having a cactus for an ass, so fucking uncomfortable.

when i got older i realized girls really don't care so i just let it be.

On the first part or the spoilered part?

If the former, it's because brushing your teeth is something that is nothing but a fucking hassle, a pain in the ass, and makes everything you eat or drink after taste like shitty grandma mints for an hour.

If the latter, brush your teeth, lads. My teeth are ruined.

>and makes everything you eat or drink after taste like shitty grandma mints for an hour
lmao just drink a glass of water and the bad taste is gone

I shave my pubic region and balls as it makes masturbation more pleasurable. But shaving your ass is not worth it imo, i just use a couple of wipes in addition to tp.

>tfw your poop splashes in the toilet and gets your ass all wet, no wet wipes needed.

This doesn't work.

i like the taste, compared to the nasty death stink and general feeling of grossness if you don't
>coffee after fresh brushed teeth
ohh yeah.... that's the good stuff.

>Coffee and brushed teeth

It's worth it because a shaved ass is CUTE! It just feels really nice when it's freshly shaved, and if you moisturize it then the short hairs that grow after a while are soft and nice.

Also ew, that water that splashes up at your ass has piss and shit in it.

>your mouth after coffee with unbrushed teeth

what toothpaste do you use? i use sensodyne pronamel with the green cap and the taste isn't that strong at all, just a feeling of freshness mostly. I also used to smoke a pack of menthols a day so my taste buds are probably shot anyway. fresh brushed teeth helps me taste things much better and the mint flavor is barely there. stop brushing with candy.

caveman tier too but I don't have a cactus after shaving

>not using baby wipes
They changed my life.

tooth decay

I don't know what happened that I cannot get the courage to make a dentist appointment. But I need to because I have broken fillings and decay spots.

>braces as a teenager
>so happy to be free when they came off
>drop the retainer bomb on me
>have to wear it all day for at least another year
>at night for the rest of my life
>fuck that never touching it
>teeth are crooked again

>tfw havent been to a dentist in 5 years

fuck dentists

what game?

How did you miss the hundreds of threads about Nioh?

Musocuckshit.

Dank Soles. It's a Chinese bootleg Dark Souls.

Who here rabbit tail?

The fox tail butt plugs are better.

Feather double edged razors

>Anglos still don't use bidets

Washing behind your ears

Don't think I've done it in 6 years

Severe Crohn's Disease or that syndrome that means you're horribly allergic to water.

wow combat looks complicated and annoying as hell. bad game.

dirt crusted finger nails

You mean seems kinda difficult to get into at first with all the hype against it but is actually quite good?

>tfw no qt hairy gf

just get a boyfriend creepo

>That looks complicated.

To a Soulsbaby maybe. Hes also doing it with a wooden sword and level 1 as well as fighting a horde of enemies you can pick off in groups of two at max. A shit ton of challenge shit there that you don't need to get involved in.

Nioh is probably about 60-70% as deep as a full on action game id say. Its just Souls games/BB are shallow as a kiddie pool.

ass shaving

onimusha

I thought I'd be okay with it but it turned out to be bad. You chose poorly my dude, very shit example

nioh

damn, that's crazy

I have nothing inherently against pit hair as some girls have a light fluff, but that globbed up filth is disgusting, she is ugly and you are gross.

>thick visible belly hair
no. just no.

back shaving alone

That's ninja gaiden

Her face is ugly so even if she shaved and lost weight she'd still be ugly. Might as well pander to some fetish since no one else wants her.

>tfw throwing up stomach fluids every morning while brushing your teeth
you whine while playing on easy mode brosky

>tfw hairy ass and literally no wiping problems

Feels good.

Girls don't care? Really?

>not just using a spraybottle filled with water
You can make your toilet paper pull double duty and not have to buy baby wipes