Mfw the nep thread died

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Nepugyaaaaaaa

can someone post that slightly surprised nep?

Why did it die? Look at all this VIDEO GAME discussion.

Also
Gas all weebs

Stupid neo-weebs

I hate all of you. Kill yourselves ASAP

stupid contrarian weebs

Meet me at the flagpoles in 10, we'll see how tough you are when I beat the shit out of you.

true goddess needs more love

no

Don't you have some epic anime meme stream to watch?

no, why so aggressive?

Think of whichever nep is your personal favorite..

Well congrats, she just became real and married your father. Also, she absolutely insists you respect & obey her as your new mother

I hope at least having her be a part of your life is worth it, user.

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Yo dude chill. I have like 5 older brothers. You don't wanna do this.

what pictures is she talking about?

>you will never prematurely ejaculate the very instant Tiara touches your dick, as she proudly exclaims "Oh my, was that it?"
Why FUCKING LIVE bro's?

I bench your brothers every morning, you can bring your entire extended family motherfucker. It won't save you. I'm already going out my door you better not be late.

I just remembered I have a dentist appointment. Let's do this another day.

multi-thread drift shitposting

>little bitch hides behind brothers when shit talking

If your brothers weren't as shit as you they would beat you down themselves to teach you a lesson. But usually bitches hang around bitches.

>having two tabs open for the same website
Get a load of this faggot

Stop shitting up the board, retards. Fuck.

Noire has no friends

dumb At-elitist

Infinite stars scattered all over the world...
Time to start our quest for the ultimate video game!

What's the matter, goddess, why so mega giga serious?
Hooked! Obsessed! Get you! I do!
Love scheme, thermal runaway

Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
I'm gonna select "new game" with no fear
Here we go! Way to go! Neptune!
Pulse wave, echoing love song
Here we go! Good to go! Neptune!
Friendship Love! Bifrost!

Even if we're a madhouse, there are bonds here between us
Good job my sweetheart
See you next week...

it can't be helped

So how many games does this spandex clad lunatic show up in?

>selling party members as DLC
Why is this allowed?

Post cute videos!

One. And it is the old version. In the new version of the game, she's gone.

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I assume you're talking about Plutia, Peashy and Histoire in RB1. It's because they aren't actually playable characters in the game. Plutia and Peashy don't even exist in the series until RB3.

yeah, you tell 'em neptune

So she stopped existing?

VII has a bunch of DLC characters, too

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Canonically doesn't exist as NISA stopped publishing the games.

Great artbook, shit opinion.

Plutie is a cutie

Considering she existed in japan where it was never published by NIS, I don't think that's relevant.

You mean Umio and Nepgya?

Nepgya isn't even a good character. Umio is pretty good though.

Are you mentally retarded or just pretending?

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I just read it too quickly as doesn't exist, not "as"

Peashy is 2cute5me

here's a pic of best BFFs

There's Nitroplus and God Eater, too

dumb frogposter

How would this game play out?

I want to see Rom let all her worries go and slowly drift to sleep while I read her a nice cute bedtime story!

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Cute

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Dumb ad hominem
Dumb strawman

Not much different since part of Atelier's gameplay is already in the games with item gathering and plan completion.

The only other thing they could possibly add in the Nep games would be deadlines and stuff and I'm not even sure how you would put that in smoothly.

>game where Nepnep has to met deadlines
MY FUCKING SIDES

Is this the most efficient way to heal twin CPU candidates?

Well, I'd hope for lots of "visual novel" scenes like in the nep games.

This is Nepgear we're talking about, she's dependable to a fault.

Please post more Uni.

>all cutscenes are presented in VN fashion
Is their budget so small that they can't afford something more dynamic?

>when nepgear gives you dat look
wat do?

Delet this or so help me god I will shove my first so far up your ass that I will be able to use you as a sick puppet

Ok, sorry :(

Hide gehaburn

Probably, but most dont really mind it because that's just more reason to look at the neps drawn by Tsunako, though I would prefer it if the sprites for them were as dynamic as they are in the phone app

>no tits
*yawn*

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pls kill la kill yourself

Run for my life before I get the Gehaburn inserted right into my chest.

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Platonic

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That's actually creepy.

I want to do pervy things with Rom once in a while, when we dont play games or I dont read books to her

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>You have to eat all the eggplants

These threads make me confused, straight people are messed up in the head.

Mods really don't give a shit do they?

What's so confusing about them?

Neps are cute, funny, and we love them. Nothing wrong with that!

>they still play this childish waifufag game

Kill yourself faggot

>Kill yourself
>Arrive to Gamindustri
>Realize it's already filled with pathetic suicidal sickos like you
>The goddesses see you as a regular citizen and don't even give a heck about you

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I thought his closed eyes were the bottom of his eyelids and I was super confused for awhile.

>he still plays Le edgy murky gritty army gun America fuck yeah Bro let's kill talibanny rooty tooty point and shooty game

>Childish
No matter how you look at it, these games are directed to adults, not children.

fite me

they will care f you shitpost but other than that these threads seem to be approved, for better or worse actually just for worse
Honestly? Just roll with it, some people just cant help but make this into a general

>fresh out of hecks

>he still watches this childish japanese cartoon

I think the haters would find that they are much happier with life if they just accept it and post neps along with us instead of fighting it.

Come to the nep side. We have pudding.

You also have autism

>he still plays a children's card game

I'm pretty sure it was designed for little girls in Japan. This is like their Barbie.

>I'm pretty sure it was designed for little girls in Japan
I'm pretty sure you're completely fucking wrong, nigga.

nep isnt precure

bet

I WOULD GLADLY WRAP MY MOUTH AROUND NOIRE'S ASUS AND EAT THE SHIT FRESH AS IT SLIDES OUT OF HER ASS IF SHE ASKED ME TO

>mfw someone says go back to /vg/
Why contain it? Let spill in the other boards.

I don't think laptops shit, user-kun.

All but ONE of the Neptunia games are rated "Teen" by the ESRB, and that other one is rated "Mature"

esrb.org/ratings/search.aspx?titleOrPublisher=Hyperdimension Neptunia&searchType=title

Try again, faggot.

Iffy is pure lewd.

me too

>being this insecure
Some japanese games have good gameplay and are geniunely enjoyable. Neptunia is just not one of them

post the other version

>Neptunia is just not one of them
In your opinon, I will admit the gameplay could have been a lot better, its just mediocre, but the games are geniunely enjoyable, it's just light-hearted adventures with cute girls, I enjoy them as much as many other japanese games. There really is no reason for you to act like this just because you dont like something, than again we are on Cred Forums so I guess your reason is just to agitate others

>starts off attempting to take moral high ground
>finishes with "my subjective opinion is the only one that matters"

This game is the worst shit since the birth of the people that play it.

iffy is pure cute

>DEQUANDRO
This has to be fucking satire

>he still plays a children's card game
>he does it for free

>dequandro

>This pic
>Dequandro
I'm not sure whether I should cringe or laugh really hard at this.

Wouldn't the series be better of as a VN or anime, then?

That's why I just watch lets plays of them. Watch all the cutscenes with all the repetitive, garbage battles cut out

It is because Dequandro sound way more Black than Hispanic.

That's up to your personal opinion, I couldn't get into "normal" VN's because they were just simply too boring, but nep at least lets me have some gameplay out of it, in my opinion it also lets you get "closer" to characters

There's so many fucking things wrong with this image.

1. The fucking sjw bullshit about man/woman sky
2. The guy looks like a fucking faggot cunt
3. "my wife's son" literally typed that
4. Dequandro, when he himself is white as shit
5. The kid had committed a crime and he's happy
6. You don't have to even do anything to finish juvie

I'm way too fucking trigger rn

Easy, Senpai.

Try not to bust a blood vessel.

Here, have a Nep to help calm those nerves.

ありがとうございました Buranon

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How would Blanny react to CFW?

By sucking me off

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NEPU!

Source please

the same way they would all react to CFW. a mind-broken penis-addicted begging for more slut

pixiv, I'm sure you can find it

Thats cruel.

V-II is really good, though.

Thread is lacking.

>first time the series has been on the PS4
>still looks like a fucking Vita game
Did they even bother to make new models for the characters?

that actually is true for ALL weeb games

Gonna beat ya up!

The cherry blossom level was pretty. And the giant battles had a lot going on in them.

I'd call the game's graphics improved, but admittedly not living up to its complete potential.

Basically Compile Heart's standard policy.

>Nep game rated M
>its Mk2

Fuck why did they censor the fuck outta re;birth 2

But they didn't?
It even added a lewd CG that was completely absent in all versions of mk2.

R;B2 isn't censored.

ESRB is random as shit with how they handle certain things, such as Trick.

The ESRB is also not japanese, making the point moot.

A "Japanese Barbie" game is not going to get rated Mature in the US

There is an anime that focuses on the story of the third game. It cuts a ton of things but does a much better job with what it does cover.

To be fair VII does look better.

reminder that the ESRB allows you to have a rating higher than the one they give you if you ask for it.

I never played a Neptunia game, where should I start?

I don't see why NISA would go for a higher rating willingly. To be fair to the ESRB, mk2/R;B2's content is very borderline what with Trick and the loli killing and whatnot, so judgment would be up in the air.

RB1. It happens in its own little universe, but the stories of the other games are barely connected anyway.

Start with Re;Birth 1 to get the full Neptunia experience. It's not connected to the other games story-wise since it takes place in a different dimension, but it's a good place to start.

If you want to go from there, go on to Re;Birth 2 to begin the main storyline that RB3 and Megadimension VII continue. Don't start with RB2, though, since it has a protagonist who isn't Neptune, so it's not quite the same experience.

What went wrong, guys?

Neptune is annoying

Better dead than a Blancfag.

>Implying that Nepgear doesn't have a cute smile

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I hate her voice and personality

>I hate her voice
I bet you played it dubbed you faggot.

Then you're a retard with no sense of humor who can't appreciate cute things.

You're a retard, too. Please kill yourself immediately.

Rie is awful as Nep, don't kid yourself

Her dub voice is actually more tolerable than her Japanese one

fan art of linda seems p rare.
she doesn't get enough love.

Her dub voice is fun.
The voices of both the dub and the sub are hit or miss.

I'll punch you in the mouth.

>CH
>polishing their games up to current gen standards
HA, I wish.

>There are people who unironically like to listen to voices in a language they don't understand
pathetic 2bh

I'm allowed to dislike things, aren't I?

>Am I allowed to dislike Neptune, protagonist of protagonists?
NO

>i can't understand japanese

そうですか?

oh its this turd again

>linda
You mean Underling.

where do you even start with this series

With the first game.

ReBirth 1 on steam/GOG

Not if it's things I like, faggot. Now praise Planeptune before I get serious.

I can't help it, I hate her guts

then why don't you fuck off to /vg/ where there's one up 24/7?

tawp
nehp

start reporting the threads and it might happen

>Daily nep threads are bad
>But daily "your appointment to FEMA" threads are A-OK
neo/v/, everyone

50% of Cred Forums would be gone if video games had to be discussed on /vg/ because it has a general

Do you complain about Pokemon threads being on Cred Forums too :^

As Purple Heart, she's much more tolerable. Normal Nep is disgusting

When did i say those were ok too faggot please feel free to point it out instead of making up shit that never happens as an excuse to post your shitty reaction picture

every nep needs at least one fan to carry their banner. even nobodies like underling. so i'll remember her name and shout it from the mountain tops

LINDA

I report those every fucking day and nothing ever gets done. So, excuse me for not giving a fuck about a nep thread that people actually enjoy when shitposts like those are allowed to continue being made every day

Since you've accepted Purple Heart you'll only be beaten with an inch of life left in you. That sound fair, right?

top nep
you forgot your )
cuck

I only said she's tolerable as PH. I still hate her

>Much more tolerable
If by "much more tolerable," you mean "literally the perfect woman," then yes.

>IF JRPGS

Into the trash they go. Ruined the genre alongside FF13

Into the trash you go

No I didn't, sport

SYSADMIN NO

You're making harder for me not to want to kill you. C'mon, guy. Say something nice about Nep-Nep.

>he didn't go to ultradimension, find a memory core, and take the gamble to become a god or monster

yeahhh nah

nah yeahhh

It's a struggle, I can't do it

Pretty sure the odds are 0 to 100. Only a fool would take that bet.

How can you look at this adorable face and not have something nice to say about her

Am I late for the daily skank-wincest-tramp Nep thread?

I AM THAT FOOL
Just befriend Anonydeath, and let him turn you back to a human after every try.

She has a pretty punchable face

Thing is, this bet isn't even a long shot. It's a no shot.

nep top
>getting this mad over a mistake

You're hurting me my man. I want to hurt you but what good comes out of that? I'll take my Nep-Nep and accept your opinion as shit as it may be.

But it was intentional

I'll still take the shot even if it leads to kill. Best case scenario Anonydeath gets bored and find alternative means to getting me god powers. Or just disappears.

alright wasn't sure if this was a "skip the first X games" situation. Thanks m8s.

>wasn't sure if this was a "skip the first X games" situation
It's not advisable to skip the first game because the second game has a protagonist who isn't Neptune. So, even though the first game's story isn't directly connected to the others, if you skip the first game then you aren't getting the true Neptunia experience until the 3rd game.

Reminder that Big Nep is the best Nep

BIG NEP

MUST

BE

NEPPED

Now that the series is big on PC, will they add a PC character?

Nep threads used to have good posting and stuff, whenever I found one of these it actually made me happy, warmed my heart, these were special, a rare gem in the shithole we call Cred Forums, now there is always some faggot making the same thread over and over, running its quality, repeating the same post over and over, can you not see the damage you are doing, becoming Cred Forums nep threads into something equal or, god help us, even worse than /nepgen/, by doing these over and over you are killing that bit of quality that remains in these threads, making them more and more autistic every single thread, you are ruining neptunia threads comfy vives, just stop

Maybe the next mainline game.

>purple heart will never be your strict wife

Silly, there already is a PC character.

Then stop coming into them, problem solved. It's not our job to keep Neptunia threads "special" for you. We aren't here to serve you. We are here to entertain ourselves.

Now stop crying like a bitch and just leave.

That's PC-Engine, user

report the threads then, bring it to a mods attention on irc or something like that, and especially report the repeated posts such as
they are literally on par with shit nepgen does

Shhhhh

>problem solved
Actually no, it's not solved at all, the problem is that the threads turn to shit because of you retards, not going into them wont solve that

Im attempting to fix this mistake, you'll just make mods ban neps as a whole

>they are literally on par with shit nepgen does
That's because it's the same post you'd see in nep gen word for word.

Cry more, bitchass

What does it feel to turn into shit everything you touch?

Spotted the babbycuck

Just trying to protect what I like from people like you

Not him, but the second post you quoted is somewhat of a fair point to be concerned about.

I, personally, don't mind the continual Nep threads and if they get boring I can just go play video games

>mods
>actually banning a topic
>on Cred Forums

That's a funny joke user.

This is nitpicking.
7 posts in over 200, several of which aren't repeated or whatever you're bitching about is far from an issue.

Just do me a favor on report his shitposting and stop responding

I've got some bad news for you, buddy: It's not your role to decide who gets to talk about nep and when. It's not "yours" to "protect" in the first place. And just because you're a turboautist who thinks nep threads have to be "special" doesn't mean that's how it is.

Now fuck off

>several of which aren't repeated
Take a look at any future or past thread you moron, you can add the universe shit to the list too

Show me every thread where someone has posted that the thread is lacking with a picture of 5pb. even in the last couple days.

it's funny because somehow now /vg/ has the quality at least their memes make into the games what goes on here is just pathetic

Ah that one, I'll give you that, I clicked it by mistake, but you can hardly deny the rest

>he still loses to the heart of the cards

Some of them I notice, sure.
People constantly forget one thing about Cred Forums in general though.
Everyday is repost day. If you notice those this much it's because you're in nep threads way too often. The same sort of stuff exists in other topics that get often reoccurring threads like this.

Anyway, let's ignore the shitposting whiners and get back to celebrating our favorite neps.

Praise Planeptune!

you just proved their points though this is nothing but waifu levels of faggotry not even talking about the game

>Everyday is repost day.

Not tomorrow. Tomorrow we'll have nowhere to repost.

Ofcourse its not, but might as well try, since you are ruining the only good nep thread in existance with this awful amount of spamming

MegaTagmension Blanc on PC When???? UGH the wait is killing e and I'm too much of a poorfag to get a Vita

PRAISE PLANEPTUNE!

youtube.com/watch?v=0moV3vhjGB0

Blanc's game isn't very good...

I still want it because Plutia is back in it and Plutia and Blanc are my favorite Neps

None of the Nep games are, really

At least it's funny to see how terrible her writing is.

Also true. Most people just play them for the characters because that's what the series is really all about

I like these Cred Forums threads because they are the only place that is still safe from retarded autists trying to make money by shilling their fanfics and begging people for donations.

please god do not let that shit come here

OH, Cred Forums-TOWN!!!!

DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!

CA-LAP FOR THEM CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL NEPS!

AND FEEL THA POWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Are you talking about that one guy who keeps posting those Jill Valentine fanfics?

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I didn't think the game was that bad. From what I've played so far, the game runs pretty smooth

o, the guy shilling his fanfics over in Nepgen. Hell, the fucker apparently now has a Patreon for it

Oooohhhh.

Ain't that some shit. Then again, I've never been to /nepgen/.

Hey Cred Forums do you have a Nepsona yet?

How terrifying.

If all nepgear fans were to die then the world would be a better place

What the fuck?

IF was built for sex.

Solitaire

Kill yourself.

Nani?!

Someone make nepsteel.

But Nep is already purple.