playing an action game

> playing an action game
> let's you dual wield
> but doesn't let you hold a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other

>Uncle Funkle is stuck on your party after completing his quest

>NPC gives a few words about your dearly departed party member
>SEX

>game tells you something about women
>something about women

>garage level
>no pizza hut

>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey
>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey
>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey
>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey
>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey
>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey
>Journal updated: Find Geoffrey

>npc won't make you a sandwich

I wish they'd fix that part. I don't mind the yelling, but does he have to sssssspips?

Nough

BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK
BRING HIM BACK

>tell boss to drop dead
>he does

>Tell the boss to drop dead
>He does
>you're God

>NPC offers to show me something in dark alleyway
>swindles me

>character dies
>scientists in the future revive him there and send him back in time
>they can only do this once

>find NPC
>asks who you are
>you're The Dude

WHERE IS DINO TIME

Gone.

...

>boss wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks

>brainstorm character names for RPG
>decide on MANIVILIZATION

>one of his minions asks if some of those are banks

>Have trouble with boss
>Look up guide
>"This boss is really easy, all you have to do is ATTACK him"

>Playing RPG
>Have to choose between leveling strength, energy, or strenergy stats

Hey this was really fucking gay

die a violent death

>have trouble unlocking door
>swooce right in

>Find the 3 missing pieces to Carlton's sandwich
>Can't find number 3
>Google the answer and find forum post "HELP CAN'T FIND PIECE NO.3?!"
>First post: "thread edit: found it xD"

>Objective: Kick that man's BUTT

>antagonist is a former party member
>is also chicken and waffles

>antagonist has a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other

>antagonist has a beautiful daughter named KFC

>Phillip Banks has left the server
There goes Phillip Banks, the biggest ass who ever lived. What a douche.

>the villain brings you back

reminder that the "oh okay" clip is dikekike himself saying it

>Heaven level
>Is actually a video and chickenwinnigish

also the screaming during the full house thing

i think you should take that back, man

Well I think you're a big boy.

>game takes place across an epic 21 year time span across seven different 3 year time skips

>enter new dungeon: Poolhouse
>most common enemy is just a reskinned Cruelhouse

>You have been kicked from the server
>Reason: man, you can drop deeEEAAaaad

npc won't PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE