Apparently today is 127 birthday for nintendo

apparently today is 127 birthday for nintendo

so in honour i tried to play super mario bros. 3

i barely made it to world 3 and i have to save scum just to get though world 4

the fuck happened to me?

You have become weak from today's games, user.

You seem to have turned into a huge dick-sucking semen-slurping boy-molesting faggot.

AND you're bad at Super Mario Bros. 3.

how do i unJUST myself

You were born after the year 1998.

Well at least you didn't whistle your way to World 8 like a faggot.

1989
i got both the whistles in world one but thought i could play legit for once

I haven't played SMB3 past world 1 for years and i can remember damn near every level in the order i typically do them in

it's just the large dark section of world 8 where i forget which level comes first

Oh and i always mix up those 3 levels where the hand grabs you, too.

point is i'm autistic

I dunno man, but if you can't beat an easy game like SMB3 then I feel sorry for you

this happened to you

Do I have a virus now?

maybe

Fuck off underage

What the shit?

Sounds like someone has been playing too many modern nintendo games.
Just be glad you didn't load up SMB2, that game is rigorous by modern standards.

RUNNING AND JUMPING AND DUCKING AND DODGING

...

Maybe if you took the time to try, you'd git gud and keep trying instead of giving up like a little biitchhh

I haven't enjoyed a nintendo game since majora's mask...
But they made the best mahjong set I've ever owned, so I'll give them kudos for that.
Happy birthday Nintendo.

>he fuck happened to me?

Nothing, Nintendo games have become baby easy over the years so they could still get the money of autistic kids

I think it's a general thing, not only Nintendo.

OP, just keep playing and get good, there is no secret. You lost practice.

Not your fault Mario games are garbage as platformers, play DKC instead.

SPOOKY

The only difficult worlds I remember from smb2 was the water one and the ice one, maybe the pipes one, that one feels vague in my head so I don't know.

Thats pretty badass

>this time it just went "meh" instead of displaying Fire Mario running
The lore deepens

Isn't it just a regular mahjong set with a nintendo logo on the case?

i swear this game was made by trolls

awwww yea dat boat

sm3 only gets hard at the final world, life rapeage

A couple of the levels in the second last world kinda ramp things up, too.

Never really had trouble with SMB3.

If anything, all the Mega Man classics were only possible through save states for me and it took years to beat Rayman 1.