Really, Matt? 10 years since your last video, and you post an 11 minute video of some LITERAL WHO meme game?
Really, Matt? 10 years since your last video, and you post an 11 minute video of some LITERAL WHO meme game?
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really, user? 10 minutes since your last shitpost, and you post a few sentences about some LITERAL WHO meme gamer?
user please do not bully matthew
Yes. now give me your patreon monies
I just stumbled onto his videos a few days ago. His opinions and nitpicking reminded me of Cred Forums.
>Literally who meme game
>as opposed to the blockbuster Fucking what
Seems about right, considering all he does is spout whatever Cred Forums has said on the game he's reviewing
Matthewmatosis,
Matthewmatosis,
Matthewmatosis!
I'm Matthewmatosis
>Cred Forums is one person
More like Cred Forums spouts all kinds of shit about a game, some of which Matt might agree with, after which everyone memes his opinion for months until his next video (about an actual game people care about).
It's close enough. I estimate there's only 5 people that browse this board, while everyone else is shitposting bots.
Great artstyle, who is the artist?
Mark brown did it better and joseph is just the superior channel in general
>13 posters itt
You don't need to estimate anything retard.
I just want to know if he's a fat fedora lord or not. I've analyzed all of his videos and I can't figure out if he's gross and fat or not.
Source never.
joseph is based as fuck but running shine is the patrician channel. too bad they put out vids even slower than matt
>LITERAL WHO meme game
fuck you Downwell is a great game.
I'm surprised he still makes videos. The amount of effort required is massive compared to the payoff.
I wish Matt would do a Persona 3 video and a Persona 4 video. No one else would properly analyze every aspect of each game like he would.
I find it weird he hasn't done them considering he's so interested in Persona 5.
Apparently he's gonna have regular uploads at this point, at least for a little while.
Maybe he'll do a SMT/Persona review series after 5 comes out in Europe.
Fuck me I'd kill for that review
And 8 of those are shitposting bots you retard. I'm sure you're one of them though.
Start with the original Megami Tensei or fuck off.
t. autist
Rather he review DDS but he already said why it's unlikely.
Probably not going to happen. If anything, he'd just mention the early games just to give some quick background and basis for comparison. Sort of like with the Zelda and Mario games.
You mean back in april when he quit his shitty job to make shitty videos and uploaded dmc and some bouncy ball shit so far
Regular updates my ass he delays his shit at every opportunity
>meme game
kys retard downwell is great
>using a shitty dated meme
No surprises here
Go viral market your bullshit youtube channel somewhere else. Reported.
Superior autist coming through
I like the insight of Matt's reviews simply because he seems to have at least SOME first-hand experience in game development. More than most game journos can say at least.
>some bouncy ball shit
>he seems to have at least SOME first-hand experience in game development
You can't spend a second fact checking before you post?
ugh this guy is just a nu male cuck family, desu i baka at u senpai
I'm waiting for his S rank DMD DMC2 run, but I think the video would be so boring anybody watching it would die
Give me more channels like this please!!!
Keep proving me right
Alright, be honest. How many Matthew reviews actually convinced you to buy the game? And did you enjoy them?
Personally, I've bought:
Wonderful 101
Bayonetta 1&2
SpaceChem
Dustforce
I wonder if he's gotten any offers from devs or publishers to do a ''review'' for their game. His channel is decent in size(like his dick holy shit) so it's not unreasonable to assume that.
This guy is a nu male/hipster. Some of his work is alright to good but he's often wrong. His postal video proves that. One of the devs even commented that he was flat out wrong.
He tries to go way too deep and end up missing the mark.
DMC2 is super boring and not worth commentating. Maybe worth commentating on all the weird coincidences the game shares with unrelated games.
In order of most similar to least similar.
>Joseph Anderson
>Game Array
>Cee Marshall
>Mark Brown
And, if you want some more humor, Running Shine.
I will as long as you do.
I only watch his reviews of games I've played.
When did he say anything about Bayonetta?
He streamed it some year ago I think and he seems to hold Kamiya games in high regard, so I thought it would be a good idea to buy the Wii U bundle.
I gave dustforce a spin after reading a lot from it and seeing the video, but it took me half a year so it wasn't a reaction from the video
I played platinum games since clover studios existed so his kamiya dicksucking doesn't work on me
>(like his dick holy shit)
>mfw I had never heard of Kula World and Downwell before his videos
Thanks for good games Matt
If Matt's staying away from Twitter to avoid Persona 5 spoilers then there's no fucking way in hell that he'd be anywhere near Cred Forums.
>shilling some youtube video game player
But why?
Found it. It's Biocube by Tsukasa Jun
>Never heard of Kula World
Really? I thought every kid in the 90s had at least played the demo at a friend's house. Thought it was very popular, but I can't remember if it was a EU thing or not.
I was really surprised when I saw that video in my feed, because I keep forgetting the name of that game, but have vivid memories of playing it.
The Wonderful 101 review is a miracle of the universe.
This is kinda dissapointing having already gotten the rundown on Gamemaker's Toolkit
Ghost Trick and The Wonderful 101. Most other reviews on his channels are games I already wanted to get before finding his channel.
>Ghost Trick
Jesus Christ. I had forgotten that I got this game. I can't believe how stupid I am. I should go play it right now.
>I suppose this also means there’s no Halloween stream this year either, although I’m trying to think of other things we could do instead.
Goddamnit, Matthew. You better do a goddamn Valentine's stream though, you fuck.
His only good review was Jingle All the Way
The DMC vid was recent.
It was a fantastic video. It very clearly details why it is one of the worst of the genre it spawned.
>new video every 1 to 2 weeks
Thank goodness.
>(like his dick holy shit)
where do I find this
He also made a blogpost saying he wouldn't do MGSV, Bloodborne, or DaS III anytime soon.
I do believe him when he says he's not interested right now but I also think it's partially him being lazy/wanting to ride out the wait because that's how Patreon works.
I miss when he was more active.
this chucklefuck is one of the best youtubers and gave it all up by not putting out any content. even his streams where he was just bullshitting about random games were interesting (though not as much as his videos)
shame really. wasted potential
>but I can't remember if it was a EU thing or not
Probably, it was called "Roll Away" here in burgerland. Not exactly an imaginative title.
>I miss when he was more active.
When was this? Some years ago he put up a few short videos on indie games within a month or so, but before then I think there's always been 2-3 months between videos, which seems on par with what we're seeing now.
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>Wonderful 101
it was alright. plagued by shit gameplay segments though
>SpaceChem
really liked it but got burned out when it got too hard. still a great game imo and want to finish it eventually
>Ghost Trick
now one of my favorite games of all time
overall the dude has good taste
>Valentine's stream
guess when persona 5 releases, buddy
>completely avoid social media for six months to avoid spoilers
>immediately expose yourself to spoilers when the game comes out
I doubt it.
that's what i'm saying, there's no way he's going to be streaming cause he'll just be playing the game
Here's a fun Youtube game to play.
Go find a game reviewer/analysis guy, go into their channel and look to the right, in the ''Featured channels'' block. Click some random one and do the same for their channel. See how long it takes you to find Matthew's channel.
It's kind of funny. Everyone seems to subscribe to him, but he doesn't have any featured channels at all.
> shit gameplay segments
> not liking the tightly designed Punch-Out segments that are better than the actual games
your loss
no, I did not mean back in april. I said at this point, that means now, and even then, it's just apparently. He said he wants to go for once or twice a week, but given his track record, we'll see. Either way I assume the videos will be much much shorter than DMC.
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I think he's referring to the third-person and shmup segments.
Those vehicle segments are the worst. That one is great though. The one in the first operation and then the one in the volcano one.
>it's a or shmup section in a Platinum game
I know Kamiya's favorite game is gradius but can someone please grow the balls to tell him that his company sucks at making them?