PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN

>PLEASE DRINK A VERIFICATION CAN

gamespot.com/articles/titanfall-2s-new-1v1-mode-is-accessible-by-drinkin/1100-6443835/

Can things people here used to joke about 5 years ago stop coming true?

Power of words man, ya'll niggas gon' learn one day.

You toyed with powers you did not understand.
It's too late.

this can't be real

this has to be satire

It's real nigga

you are living in the worst timeline

why the fuck is everyone suddenly hyped for Titanfall 2 anyway didn't everyone get bored of the first after 2 weeks

Fuck it, i'm out

fucking meme magic god dammit

>the worst timeline

Nah, I'm white. Close though.

>think it's a joke
>read article
>it's real
WHY
THIS IS TRULY THE WORST ROUTE
WE NEED TO GO BACK AND PICK ONE OF THE OTHER DIALOGUE OPTIONS

For retards that only read headlines and greentext

"Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer, but can also be obtained by buying specially marked Mountain Dew drinks or Doritos bags, or from Buffalo Wild Wings promotions."

Still dumb as fuck but you can access the content just by playing the game.

But how do you earned in the multiplayer?

this is the power of meme magic my brothers

Shooting Mountain Dew and Buffalo Wild Wings signs throughout each map.

Video games are over everyone, abandon all hope, destroy everything, nothing matters.

can't wait to buy models of cars to unlock them in Forza, Skylander style

Test

Someone post that image

>say "MCDONALD'S!" to end commercial
>MCDONALD'S!

>but you can access the content just by playing the game
Kind of like how Overwatch makes you grind for fucking hours if you want different skins right? But you can access the content just by playing the game.

I was thinking of the same thing

can you believe someone actually thought they could get away with this shit

>didn't everyone get bored of the first after 2 weeks
No actually, it was a really well polished and fun game.

The second one is kinda messy, at least going from the beta, though.

So.. Does this mean that every meme we ever made is now going to come true?

... Jesus Christ, We're going to be living in a literal Adam Sandler movie... Come to think of it, we already are.

>WHAT IF BOYS WERE GIRLS?
>WHAT IF DONALD TRUMP WAS PRESIDENT?
>WHAT IF VIDEOGAMES WERE MOVIES?
>WHAT IF WOMEN WERE DRAFTED?
>WHAT IF ANIME WAS LIVE-ACTION?

Videogames got all sorts of stupid gimmicks now to get people to socialize or use money now because it's "hip" and "cool". I blame the casualization of video games by wiggers, niggers, and brown people.

> To unlock hardcore mode, subscribe to Loot Crate at lootcrate.com/BattlefieldBeyond

WELCOME TO THIS CRAZY TIME, WE ARE LIVING IN AN ERA OF MADNESS!

>every meme we ever made is now going to come true
Depends on how much people believed in it.

Nice reddit post m'friend

>I blame the casualization of video games by wiggers, niggers, and brown people.
You should be blaming Nintendo.

reminds me of that black mirror epiode where the ad was playing and the guy didnt have enough credits so he shut his eyes/ears and it started blaring a high pitch noise till he was forced to look again.

want to use the rest room?
thats one can.
want to use automatic faucet?
thats one can.
want to dispense paper toels?
thats one can.
want some insulin?
thats three cans.

fyi, I'm voting trump

I knew someone would reply in some way about me saying what I did, but come on.

Donald Trump as president is a big fucking deal, in multiple ways.

pro: devs remove regenerating health
con: you can only heal is by chugging a Dew in front of your ps4 camera

Nice exclusion of the rest of your reddit post m'friend

Consumerism is truly terrifying

>Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer, but can also be obtained by buying specially marked Mountain Dew drinks or Doritos bags
>Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer
>Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer
>Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer
>Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer

but yeah this is the beginning of the end

Oh my god. You guys, I'm so sorry. I was writing a song for the Cred Forums musical and it included a verse about Geoff Keighley selling his soul for Mountain Dew and Doritos. And then this happened. This is my fault. I did this. I'm sorry.

newfags everywhere

...

>EXP and ticket resources
Mobile phones are responsible for this.

Is that a fucking BF2142 walker in the lower-right corner?

Dorito Pope came out two years ago bud.

Someone stop this year

Someone

Anyone

I know. I was talking about this new development resulting from my referencing Dorito Pope. I unearthed the old meme, and it put that evil on us all.

it's all downhill from here lads

>thinking this is new

you have to be over 18 to post on this board

We are living in the failed timeline where the time travelling hero failed to stop the evil.

it's one thing to unlock a character cosmetic item

it's a completely different thing to lock entire gamemodes behind shameless brand plugs

>Kind of like how Overwatch makes you grind for fucking hours if you want different skins right?

If by "grind" you mean "play the game" sure. You can't grind boxes, you play the game normally and they come as you play.

But hey, got to twist those definitions to fit in with the Anti-Overatch hivemind, right?

even more newfaggolas and someone that cannot read

>and someone that cannot read
???

>hey Cred Forums, check out how much of a COOL OLDFAG I AM

>titanfall 2

>Tickets are earned by playing multiplayer

Iĺegal in Europe. We dont have to deal with that bullshit.

Feels good to not live in a corporate dystopia

Isn't this shit from the Illuminati TCG that showed the twin towers burning before 9/11?

Is this intentional self parody?

so does this mean no mtn dew and doritos for double xp on cod?