Meanwhile in Clock Town Cred Forums

that stupid dog always runs away from me, i just want to pet it...
it makes me very sad-goro.

He's smiling at us dude. I wish we had a closer relationship though.

I heard it was his first day in Clock Town too. Something fishy going on

...
here's this land deed
use it to wipe ur ass
...

I keep seeing this kid in green put on masks and turning into different shit.. fukin rich ass kid withdraws so much money too...

I really wish someone would do something about those damn rats with bombs right outside the east entrance to town. Lost two friends to those things...

>going inside of the toilet to shit

ever noticed how that green kid, like, knows whats gonna happen?
like the other night, i was casually shooting at my balloon and some guy mugged bomb-granny and this kid was waiting all night there and attacked this guy and returned granny's bag.
it's nice of him and all, but still...

>doing my daily runs
>notice this kid behind me
>ignore him
>continues to follow me
>even follows me into my house when I finish my route

Fuck you talking about? I distinctly remember shooting my balloon when bomb granny was robbed. That green fuck shot the bag and blew up the poor bastard.

quit the drugs, mates.
i saw that green fella watching the thief run away, he didn't even do shit. neither did the guard, though, they should fire his ass.

Boy this town is shallow, I don't understand why all the atheists think we're the best thing ever. Stupid tourists

Ben drowned...

KING KONG

KING KONG

Meanwhile in Clock Town Cred Forums....

What do you mean as soon as he got the bomb bag back tht granny pulled out a mask and gave it to the kid and he fukin exploded... jihad grandma

Does anyone feel like they have experienced this day before?

...

This lottery thing is bullshit. I heard some newcomer kid got a lucky ticket on his first fucking try. I've been trying all my damned life to win that lottery and some newbie rolls in and just swipes it? I call horseshit.

Lying shits, the kid wasn't even there when bomb gilf got robbed.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

I'll be hanging out in Northern Clock Town late at night.

Hopefully I don't get brutally mugged haha

that green fag spooked the shit out of me.
i was just walking around, minding my own business. when he all of a sudden appeared out of nowhere. i jumped and when i looked up, he was gone, all there was, was this big stone.

hey guys...
am i crazy or did the moon get igger?

Whatever, just move the boards, board mover.

Gonna try n kill you, mate

How do we remove Deku?

just send that dog from South Clock Town on the Deku.

We need to build another wall.

So hows Hyrule these days,are the rape monster still roaming the streets

>Has anyone ever wondered with the moon has teeth?

Oh man, anyone else invited to that guys wedding? I heard he suddenly started cheating on his fiance with that ranch girl.
I don't blame him.

WHY DOES OUR MOON HAVE A FUCKING FACE ON IT.

I saw a guard keep a Deku in a green hat FROM leaving, fire his ass. Little fuckers are like splinters, cant get em out

Some of you guys are alright.

Don't go near the clock tower later at night.

I'm the green kid.

Why does he wear the mask?

wait what are you gonna do? im calling the guards deku lives matter

Sure and next you'll tell me the moon is falling

Guess I'm sleeping outside tonight goro

...

I tried fondling Romani for the first time today. I couldn't go through with it since the shit smell was just too much to handle. I'm going to try again tomorrow though, wish me luck everyone.

>own a small shop across from the local bank
>see it through a window, can always see who banks there
>one day random kid walks up
>wearing a bunny hood, the juvenile
>he starts talking with the teller
>withdraws 999 rupees
>some kid I've never seen before has a fucking fortune apparently
>curious I ask the teller
>tells me he's never seen him before
>ask who his parents were then, someone had to make the account
>said he doesn't even know if he has parents
>surely a loan then, must be from out of town, asked what his collateral was
>nothing
>what the fuck then
>"I saw he was stamped"
>a kid got a fortune from my bank because he had a stamp
>withdraw all my funds immediately
>word gets around town
>panic spreads, bank rush begins
>bank becomes insolvent
>no deposit insurance
>it was systemically important to the town
>entire financial sector doesn't just collapse, it vanishes completely
>depression hits
>stores close
>homelessness rises
>only one place doing well
>the fucking shooting range
>this kid ruined an entire economy to play a game

Fuck that kid

It doesn't matter mate, Fuckers evolved propellers to get over our walls and steal our property
Fucking shit head mayor is too lazy to do anything about it

let's ask the mayors wife about what she thinks.

>own a milk bar
>nothing too fancy
>has a stage though, hosts the main concert every year at the festival
>fat little zora is doing a sound check
>that tall ugly mother fucker is trying to drown his sorrows
>we've all been there
>suddenly the door opens and a kid in green rolls down the entire flight of stairs
>wut.jpg
>goes to the Zora, goes on stage to help him out by playing his ocarina
>he's pretty good
>backflips off the stage
>talks to the Zora again
>immediately after he pulls out a mask
>next thing I know there the kid let's out a scream of agony followed by a blinding flash
>there is a deku standing where the kid just was
>would normally tell that scrub to fuck off as we don't serve it's kind
>too stunned to do anything
>deku goes on stage and plays his pipes
>he's really good
>another backflip off the stage
>talks to the Zora again
>right after pulls out another mask
>another scream and flash later and a Zora now replaced the deku
>what the fuck is going on
>he goes on stage and plays his guitar
>another back flip followed by another scream and another flash
>now there is a goron
>with the same green hat all the others had
>what is happening
>what is this kid?
>plays his drums
>the drunkard wakes up
>he gives the...thing a mask of his own ugly face
>why does he have a mask of his own face
>goron rolls up the stairs within a second
>the entire time it didn't say a single word
>mfw