Are there any games that let me train opossums?
Are there any games that let me train opossums?
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That's a ferret you fucking retard.
>you will never be a cutie raccoon and live in a warm house with an owner who loves you
Are there even any games with opossums?
So tired of this fucking meme.
>LE IT'S LE WRONG LE ANIMAL LE NAME LE IT'S LE NOT LE ACTUALLY LE BADGER XDDD
Eat shit and die.
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you can tame and train an army of raccoons in Rimworld
in ARK you can tame and ride a Beaver
pokemon has some similar creatures
that's the best I can do for you
Found this in my backyard last night.
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that's a goat
My dig killed an opossum a few nights ago, it was neat.
>When fishing using a live frog as my bait at night
>Pack of raccoons starting to get super close to me
>Had to get away from them or be attacked
>They snatched my bait right off the hook.
Fuck sake you niggers of the woods. If you had waited I could have caught you a big ass fish with that frog.
We call them coons for a reason.
What's a game where I can pat a fat cat?
I'll add that to the list of feels I wish I never feeled
Dat tummy!
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You want to get tossed around like this?
i love how handsy raccoons are, they have to touch and grab everything they see
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maybe most of their childhood is spent blind and their eyes are the last thing to develop
so they have a huge period where they get used to feeling with their hands
There's a racoon family that lives in the drain near my house.
Sometimes I leave snacks out for them
>Raccoon thread
>Nate
GET OUT RACOON
WOOF
>see racoon
>shoot it with bb gun
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>"Are there any games that let me do this dumb thing that most likely no one would ever make a game with game mechanics about" meme
I wish these threads would die.
i want to fuck nate
Aren't raccoons dangerous though? Why would you own one?
from all the porn i saw of rocket he gets fuck like a bitch
n8 is a fox
That Seth Iova comic isnt canon.
>tail
Raccoons are assholes, they are the niggers of urban wildlife. Opossums are way better. A raccoon killed my mom's cat, on the other hand I have seen a opossum literally stand there and do nothing while a cat was batting it's tail around like a toy. The opossum gave zero fucks, just ate some cat food out of the cat's dish, then waddled off into the night.But Raccoons? Fuck Raccoons, they're dicks.