Post a screencap of your steam profile ITT

add me up loser

Here's a photo of in real life, for reference.

He actually doesn't, he just pretends he does, the same way normalfags pretend to like nerd stuff. The only anime game he's played is that retarded free clicker.
The majority of his other games are normie crap that he's played for less than 2 hour each on average.

>All these people with gorillion games

maybe it's just I am very picky when it comes to buying games

>getting VAC banned

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>Steam profile thread
>weeaboo shit
>G-Mod, CSGO, DOTA 2 or TF 2 with hundreds, if not thousands of hours
>little to no playtime with other games
>Cred Forums or anime groups
>memes
>VAC bans
Red flags everywhere.

steamcommunity.com/id/nuffalope/

C:

sure

everybody plays cs/dota/tf for a lot of time there´s nothing weird about that. also weeb shit is mainstream normie garbage atm, so is internet & memes (haddaway is performing live at my place and local newspaper unironically mentions pepe frogs now and then. if that isnt memes for basic bitches 101 idk what is)

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Alright.

I meme a lot

cancer

the rest of you are fine

Alright

hey look, it me

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>you're cancer
>im not
>i must be so cool

>friend collector

B-)

Mine looks like this!

It's me, I have insomnia.

>Straight catboy

Yea no

k

Don't die

;A; please add me

Name?

thats too embarassing, im one of the people in the thread

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Meowie

Don't pretend to be me, dork.

I suggest you avoid this person. I just added them, smiled, and they deleted me immediately. They very clearly are NOT nice and the "please let me know if there is anything i can do to brighten your day" is a trap.

You're the exact type or person no one should add.

>adding a weeaboo with less than 20 friends

They will ALWAYS have some sort of mental condition, be it depression or whatever. They have that few friends for a reason. Whats your steam id? I'll add you.

add me up losers

good old classic Cred Forums memes

oh shit I remember you

you must have deleted me, not chill man

Lets make a list of instant "no" red flags

>less than 20 friends (lenient)
>less than 10 friends (absolutely do not bother)
>nekopara background
>more than 500 hours in any sort of esport game
>more than 65 friends
>level higher than 50
>they leave meme reviews
>they have ridiclous amount of hours in a game like barbie, bad rats etcs

What else am I missing? What other instant no's are there?

What backround is this?

me

>Haven't touched Steam in 3 months
>People started deleting me thinking I'm inactive
>I'm just playing wow or handheld games all day

ironic weeaboos
Cred Forums faggotry
any sort of Cred Forums group
hentai groups
sadboys
any anime groups at all really

Coincidentally, anyone with a nekopara background will fit at least 80% of all instant no go red flags

Probably, I usually delete people I don't talk to for a while or doesnt log on for weeks

fair

>>less than 10 friends (absolutely do not bother)

what is the reasoning behind this?

add me guys :>

steamcommunity.com/id/lol

They have so few friends for a reason

1: its an alt
2: they have mental issues and cant maintain a friendship
3: they are under age
4: they barely play

really any of those are enough to not bother

this person is probably a tranny

>Pole

nah

What was your name btw? So I can lament on removing someone I could have possibly been good friends with

Or they just know not to drown themselves in meaningless acquaintances they'll never talk to past one time

Actually Scottish. Changed it for my Polska braciszek

Add me if you're ok with trannies

No gay shit.

I fail to see your point. You are basically agreeing they are not worth adding or trying to play with

Chimes

i don't really use steam much

not enough info to find your profile

i don't see what's wrong with having a small circle of close friends to chat and play vidya with

Bruh did you look?

steamcommunity.com/id/splaty

nothing. I was giving reasons why they aren't worth adding.

did you just contradict yourself

> Chill as fuck profile
> no autism
> no groups
> doesn't care about achievements or items
> amount of friends that doesn't scream friend collector
> small list of PC specs to show it can handle anything
> nearly 12 year old account

You're a rarity here bro

Same to be honest, besides the odd game or so on steam i'm usually on bnet or spending hours of my life on GoGalaxy playing witcher

no but you gave me another reason not to add people with less than 10 friends

How is it, if they valued their old system they wouldn't make a Steam clone.. that means eventually it's going the DRM route.

>bnet

same

find myself playing so much blizzshit recently

Mobilefag here, tried to get it to be somewhat viewable. Half my friendslist is people who added me from csgo I should really clean it up desu.

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First one to add me gets a free

I can't complain since I got the game free. I find it serviceable to launch the game but that's about it.

For a while Overwatch took over my life, but now it's winding down.

Literally almost every poster is someone that I instantly know to avoid.

Thanks for posting guys.

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No problem, user. I'm sure you're not the same.

>anime girls
>only 1 picture in the folder

> He thinks he's fine

>implying you're not weird for browsing Cred Forums

Nobody cool browses Cred Forums anymore except for mook.

>if you have few friends you have a mental condition
>if you have many friends you are an attention whore
What made you come up with the relevant numbers then?

> he thinks he's cool

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Emo closet weeb

>those recent games

GODLY taste

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>50/50 on Dead Rising
Nice.

sounds about right to me

samefag

> vac ban

Literally kill yourself.

Quick

Everyone vote on who has the best recent games in the thread

Don't vote for yourself faggots

> caring about achievements

Die

So you gotta add a bunch of people you won't even have time to talk to just so Cred Forums doesn't think you are crazy

Dead Rising's cheevos are mostly actual challenges, not just "congrats you played the story" ones. 7 Day Survivor takes 14 hours straight to get.

Where did I say that?

That the logical conclusion, if you are expected to keep your friends list within a certain range.

I didn't say expected to anywhere. I listed reasons why i dont add people with too many or too little friends. I don't really give a shit what you do.

Mine is nothing special

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we have a mutual friend

fug

oh shit

Bait I think

The rest of you look pretty good

>weeb profiles with vac bans

how?
is one of the school life cumslut simulators actually vac enabled?

I think a lot of people got bans for ending up in hacked MW2 lobbies years ago even if they just got put into one randomly. Otherwise, there are a lot of free cheats out there that nerds will use without thinking.

>electro swing

fuck off
fuck off
fuck off
fuck off

If i see a VAC ban i unfriend and block

once a cheater always a cheater

nice jungyeon avatar.

i dunno what the hell it is with furries and electro swing but it be what it do

also I really, really like that gif

>tfw use hacks every single time I play online games
>tfw still not banned
feels good man

okay reddit.

I'll happen one day.

someone stop this fucking psychopath

not that guy but if you use a private cheat in CSGO / TF2 / any other valveshit game and aren't a total retard, you wont ever get banned. I cheated in CSS for 10 years and never got VAC banned (used a private hack) and I still cheat the shit out of TF2 competetive and am not banned. 90% of the time people don't even realise im aimbotting.

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>Trial 4 of AA6

Holy Hamburgers Apollo, I'm surprised this localisation didn't take like fucking 15 years to come out

Actual competitive or the shitty mode they put out? 6s or HL?

hnnng
dat ass
i just want to hhunngnngnggggg

the shitty mode to piss off memesters and lobbies / pickup games to shit on tryhards.

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why would you lie on Cred Forums?

He actually might not be. Just this year, quite a few top HL snipers all got the VAC because Valve doesn't give a shit about TF2 in the least until it becomes convenient for them.

He also said CSGO

i know for a fact that a few days ago every private hack got busted and 2 cheat forums closed because they couldnt refund all the busted users.

yea im such a liar kek

"I know for a fact"

yeah nice facts, Aimware is still up and running lad ;). ragebotted a deathmatch pub like an hour ago.

>he blocked the date

your hack got detected faggot
also
>pay for hack

literal subhuman

>literally believes what Valve propaganda division aka reddit fucktards tell him

k e k

who black white aesthetcismhere

lel, keep dreaming nerd. why don't you go cry about it on r/csgo?

are you this fucking stupid?

do you think that Valve doesnt buy all this hacks and reverse engineer them so VAC can detect them in 2 seconds

the only reason your not banned yet is because Valve is waiting

There are a fuckton of private cheats. It's just like piracy. Everytime you squash 1, 2 more pop up. It's just a thing you have to accept when it comes to vidyer.

>reverse engineer

please shut the fuck up, you have no idea how any of this works. do you think the hacks code is just freely available to anyone that buys the game? VAC is a joke, kid.

>buys the game

I meant buys the hack subscription. You dont just get the fucking source code with it, numbnuts. It's more encrypted than the Pentagon.

>I cheated in CSS for 10 years
Why?

>$8 background

>anime
>Nazi pictures
>depression/suicide group you obviously created

That's 3 strikes.

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i think your genuinely retarded

started getting known on IRC pugs and online leagues, couldn't stop cause i'd be shitty all of a sudden and people would suspect. people still figured it out eventually cause I made a few slipups during a league game and I never attended any LAN.

only the last one is actually correct and i'm not even depressed anymore

How do people do that profile pic thing? Are they just empty pngs?

>0.6 hrs in mushi
fucking casuals

>average Nepgames player

made me laugh

bit pretentious and gay innit

You take the full image of the background, copy your transparent pic over it, and then upload it to a screenshot thing so that it matches up.

Oh okay

steam.design/

then you need at least lv 20 for two showcases.

for profile pic i made my avatar transparent and added the layer on top of the profile picture part

Funland ho!

Cool. I want to clean up my profile

I like the 666 achievements.

why are you pretending to be a girl?

do virgins gift you games on steam?

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good job voluntarily getting your account hacked

Nice Profile Background

why? you dont have to sign in. you just can paste the url of bg, download the zip containing all needed pictures and upload them

>tfw 40 dollarydoo Shantae background went down a lot
Maybe I should sell some of my TF2 junk and get it.

would be friends with

(worst)
gahbage

the rest of you are somewhere in-between

>people like this live in my county

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His favorite dish is Cream of Sum Yung Guy.

Add me steamcommunity.com/id/Vhascometo/

>that amount of friends

No

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They are just cs:go peeps

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its probably a tranny

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I don't play many games

I hate these thinly veiled /soc/ threads

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add

>tfw no bf (bear friend)

I just bought it though user. Give it time

>people itt are so intent on revealing their power levels
have some class

You're*

Sweet, reporting this profile, thanks for letting me know you're a waste of sperm.

It's pretty bare.

Mystery Chronicles is fun

> Spends more time leveling the account than actually playing games.

Best one here, but I don't play any of those games lmao.

Made a $300 profit from a hat. 3 regular Taunts for one Unusual. He didn't know what an Unusual was :^)

I had most of the games I wanted at the time so I had $300 worth of steam funbux. My account was already level 30 at the time so I only spent enough to reach 70

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> Made a $300 profit from a hat. 3 regular Taunts for one Unusual. He didn't know what an Unusual was :^)

Speaking gibberish

> I had most of the games I wanted at the time so I had $300 worth of steam funbux. My account was already level 30 at the time so I only spent enough to reach 70

You're the cancer that's killing gaming.

Thanks I guess

and sorry for my shit wording

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Die

dont really pc game much. more of a console and emulation fag.

cute

>80h
>3 achievements

explain yourself

im actually quite proud of it

>confused cartoonz.jpg
>no anime autism
not bad

why the hell did you screenshot my profile?
which one of you is it on my friendslist? Shawie?

ara ara

All these normies.