ITT: Shitty indie games Cred Forums tried to shill but forgot they existed a week later

ITT: Shitty indie games Cred Forums tried to shill but forgot they existed a week later

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>$20 for 2 hours worth of content

its good. theres just not much to talk about it. sorry am i ruining your shitposting thread?

Game is literally "I have an original idea so I don't have to do anything with it."

It was a tech demo and everyone ate it up and immediately forgot about it

It was terribad.

it's on my wishlist, I'll get it eventually

I enjoyed my time with it.

>Beat this game in less than two hours
>Couldn't get a refund at the time of its release

It's good if you think unpolished, unfinished, bland, barely creative, short, added unfun filler in an attempt to pad out the game and think there's something worth it at the end of getting all secrets, and having the game treat an 100% completion as nothing noteworthy or special: then yeah, it's good.

I doubt you usually like those types of games. because I'd say its one of the best in its genre.

Cred Forums talked about this game for 2 years before it was released and forgot about it after a quick fap session after.

Contrarianism at its finest.

You would have never played it if OP never made this thread, declaring the truth that is: It was as bland and unmemorable as a marvel film And everyone forgot about it after the initial hype let down, because it didn't take risks or do anything creative

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t. Someone who'll forget about the game a week after this thread is over

Well, it is a flash porn game. There's not much to discuss.

woah buddy
take it easy
it's a game you spastic

Actually triggered right now

Damn, OP. Did the devs rape you when you where a kid or something

Devil's Daggers

The Mean Greens

I actually like Hotline Miami 1 now, because they made a sequel so terrible that it retroactively made me like the first game

superhot is pretty much the matrix.

nice one, mate

The game is actually quite polished. It is however very unoptimozed and extremelly short. Plus the gameplay could have been fine tuned. They way things slow and speed feels weird. I would rather have either full stop or full speed, nothing in between

hey woah, none of that shit either

If you're judging the hotline miami games individually your opinion is already wrong

>indie games Cred Forums tried to shill
I knew you guys are masters of telling lies to yourself but this is some expert level delusion

superhot is great there is plenty to do you can complete the game with different mutators but i eventually got so good at dodging it got boring

HM2 has forced connections to HM1 and some of the shit just doesn't make sense

I judge them individually because you'd have to be a retard to like HM2

>forced connections

Some examples if you would?

>shit just doesn't make sense

Some examples if you would?

>judge the entire game based on story elements
the games are great

The picture at the end of HM1, which they just told you that they WUZ FRIENDS AND SHIT. Who cares? It wasn't a revelation that made me rethink how I thought of HM1.

Oh, and how does a country get nuked once and nobody acts like it's a big deal?

I'm not. HM2 has outright bad level design that strips out freeform gameplay. For example, Dead Ahead cannot be played melee only. It can't be done.

>You can't beat a game with arbitrary restrictions I made up, 0/10 worst game ever
Yeah and Super Mario 64 sucks because you can't beat it without pressing the A button either.

Seriously, the afterthought criticisms againt HM2 that Tonybabbies keep coming up is hilarious.

>strips out freeform gameplay

Show me melee only Dead Ahead and I'll agree that HM2 is good

Wow, you just admitted that is the only thing keeping it from being good.
Bravo, user.

Well there's also the worthless gimmick characters like Beard

This would be good if it had a level creator.

>b-b-but listen to my backpedalling
lmao, too l8 m8

That's not even remotely backpedaling

Why does this games fanbase consist of children?

not an argument.
sweet insults though brah.

>How does a country get nuked once and nobody acts like it's a big deal

oooookaaay, i take it you didn't pick up the newspapers, or read Jake's comic, or the other comics, or read the in-game dialouge, or pay attention to these 50 blessings guys, or look at who you're killing, or pay attention during Beard's levels, or pay attention at pretty much any point during the course of the two games...
Are you fucking stupid?
Nobody acts like it's a big deal??
Everbody acts like it's a big deal! The country is at war with the russians, 50 blessings takes advantage of the psychopathic vets that served in Hawaii to drive out the Russians. The newspapers talk about the lead up to a peace treaty between the two presidents, and everyone's going on about how risky that is, and how they shouldn't be forgiven for bombing sanfransisco.

>The picture at the end of HM1
That was Jacket's reminder to come back into the real world, realise Beard's dead and murdering all these people solves nothing.
Yes they WUZ friends, Beard dragged him out of that rigged powerplant, I don't see what your problem with that is.

Were you here at release? When the price was announced everybody here was (rightfully) complaining that it was too expensive for what it was.

Especially considering that there wasn't a whole lot of improvement over the demo they had released like 2 years before even though they had a good amount of kickstarter money to develop the game.

I still wonder what they did in those ~2 years. Maybe that's what it took to come up with the oh-so-clever-and-original story.

>forgot about it after a quick fap session after.
Holy shit, that's exactly what I did. Fucking clairvoyancy man.

I will say though that there should have been an option for 1080p movie clips instead of the 720p ones.

>Russians invade Hawaii!

What a stupid plot for a video game, I've got to be honest. It's like that new Red Dawn where North Korea invades America.

>I don't see what your problem with that is.

Cause dude JACKET WAS A VET LMAO is stupid in the first place?

HM1's ending works because it's ambiguous. For all you know because of the bad pixel art, it could be a list of addresses or phone numbers or a photo of that girl

>not an argument.
Oh god, not this again. I remember that thread where people were posting "not an argument" in response to fucking everything.

Got anymore adjectives you want to add friendo?
Drink bleach though. Game was great, just stupidly overpriced.

>not an argument
>hasn't made an argument, only reacts

i'm a different user but you're a faggot

>JACKET WAS A VET LMAO

Seems like a pretty good explanation for his talent at killing and his hatred of russians to me.

did you miss the point of my post? judging a game based on whether or not it lets you pull off arbitrary player-driven challenges like melee only is not something you can criticize the game for

worthless gimmick character is not an argument, it's a conclusion.

Why can't anti-HM2fags argue for shit? Every complaint always comes down to "*I* didn't like it (because I'm dead set in my ways / because I'm not skillful at videogames / because I think stories in video games is pretentious) therefore it's objectively bad".

I thought it was pretty good.

who is this sperm worm

imagine paying $30 for this turd

I liked Superhot, but fuck that price!

>Cred Forums tried to shill
no one except the dev tried to shill it

Indivisible.