What did Sony mean by this?

I didn't know about this. Is it from Sony?

>Sony will never have balls or creativity ever again
what went wrong bros

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what about them psvita ones with the chick with tits on her back

yes
youtube.com/watch?v=lxtMA9zipIs

SJWs
Isn't it obvious?

My point still stands. Those vita ads were the last creative sparks from sonys ad team. Never again.

I don't understand this.
youtube.com/watch?v=psd8oVToS8k

That playing videogames is better than sex. Judging by all the nu-males and chronic masterbaters in the gaming community, the propaganda worked.

not just that, but that playing them is similar to committing adultery

>everybody's doing it
>pulls out a PSV

kek

> See this
> Hey, curves
> Think she's on some weird couch
> Look a little closer
> Notice something on the upholstery, think it's crinkles or something
> Realize it's skin PS4 buttons
> And they're fucking hairy

>PS4 buttons
Underage get the fuck out

why is there a guy just walking in the door? like why would you put that in there is serves no purpose. just keep the door closed.

>Don't let anyone catch you playing a console
It's a subtle message

It's her husband, you fucking dunce. She's getting gangbanged by controller buttons and her husband just got home, hence the worried look on her face. Shit's about to go down.

youtube.com/watch?v=CqHd4UysK9k
Hey guys

they're going to cuck you
and you're going to pay 400$ for it
and you'll love it

>Come home from work one day
>See your Wife getting fucking railed by Mr Triangle
>What do?

Call up my boys A, B, X, and Y to come help me beat their asses. Might even be able to get the Shoulder-Button Brothers to help.

youtube.com/watch?v=gqkNPcUMffU

Seriously, what did they mean by this?

Kek for dad jokes, those motherfuckers never get old.

don't forget about Mr Black and Miss White.

Xbox was truly the best controller.

>hear A, B, X, Y
>thinks xbox
Get out of here you faggot.

my theory (please don't shit on me for this, I bet it's basic as fuck you don't have to shit down my throat for it) is that a lot of advertising only tries to hit at a common insecurity, like "you're ugly, you'll never fuck again, your grill is two timing you". it finds something like that and rubs up against it until there's a nice little chink in your armor. then when you're nice and tenderised it goes "shhhhuunnngg Playstation" as if that was the answer to why you're an ugly no good wizard. that's what they meant. they meant to make you feel insecure and then they meant to be the blanket you'll snuggle up to to forget about your meaningless insecurities.

>What did Sony mean by this?
that they've stooped to pandering directly to forever-virginal sensibilities, since their """games""" angle of approach has failed so miserably...?

That is true though, about women I mean.

Why are fleshy pillows so disgustingly creepy?

Anything fleshy us surreal and disgusting to humans as flesh should only be on people

Pseudo-deep-and-artistic ads that have nothing to do with the console?

You're fucked if you buy a PSP?

At first I thought those were her pubes on the pillow.

>the Playstation is so tempting a housewife will cheat on her husbad with it
Pretty straightforward.

What Playstation? There's only pillows in there.

Don't be like that, user.

What am i reading?

>PS4 buttons

youtube.com/watch?v=KkbHsa0qing

What did Chris Cunningham mean by this?

Sony UK make most of these commercials, and they still do

Play video games instead of doing something meaningful with your life

Do you think his dick hovers away from his body like the rest of his appendages?