UPF Thread 9/23/16

I have no idea what a "take five" candy bar is.

Sensoji Temple?

>giant bomb cocksuckers have to be sneaky and spoiler links because they know they're breaking board rules by posting non-video game content

you slimy fuckwits need to go jump in front of a bus

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kawaiiii

What's going on with those legs?

It's a "people are jealous at Dan for having dated a pornstar" thread.

>shaved pits
Fucking dropped.

ugh, theyre perfect

>brad is gone

cool

date a man if you want hairy pits, nasty motherfucker

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>20min into UPF
>they haven't talked about or played a video game yet

beta cuck detected. Kiss off, sissy-boy.

Man, Mary's legs are not sexy.

Also, Ryan would've given Dan shit for his beard. Clean that shit up.

His beard looks clean though.

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looks like a trap here

so are they going to play anything or what

It's a good beard. It's just too long.

Then why does he need to clean it up if it's not unclean?

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I havent watched a single upf in like 7months ever since they fucked up their videos so links cant be posted in the google docs.

Im losing interest in them thanks to this.

yeah, those legs are not pretty.

but they are posted?

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I like Dan.

The Google Docs is outdated use the text there's another link you fuckin moron

drew is such a commie

>Mariel or someone like her will never be your gf

We need more Mariel posters.

What?

how is dan so stupid

No.

>drew sending his peasents directly towards the attackers

He was a hardcore alcoholic for most of his adult life.

but do you think her pussy is pretty? I bet it is.

Her whole body is pretty floppy desu. She's got a pretty face and nice personality. That's pretty much all that matters in the end.

How about you post it?

but her vagina tho

Rorie is a babbling fool

Who is this?

>all of the premium videos on the google doc have been taken down

we've got rats among us anons

>Rorie got a little concussion
Top kek.

i don't care

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>PAX and E3 coverage was a total bummer
>Vinny talking about raising a new generation of "Giant Bombers" (not duders) on the Beastcast
>Dan straight up saying he hates watching people play games on UPF last week
I don't know how much longer I keep doing this guys

I fucking care faggot, all videos get taken down and mega files get reported, fucking slimy snakes are among us in this very thread

wtf is going with the rendering in of scenes when he licks on the map? it looks weird. is this in alpha or something??

>Mariel confirmed she loves creampies

it was me, haha get fucked you pathetic thief

do it for Jeff user

I hope the new person they bring on revitalizes the site

>Bought Premium during the sale
>Firefox only gives me audio when I'm on the chat page, no video
>In order to get video I have to start Firefox in safe mode
>Disabling all of my extensons manually also only results in audio on a black screen
Fuck.

snitches get stitches man

well, the solution would be to not have publicly accessible threads about things one doesn't want found out, right?

>Firefox
>2016
Que?

come and get me, faggot

The fuck are they looking at?

their site being fucking terrible is the main reason i never subscribed to them. it's ridiculous.

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don't worry user, jesus will get you, he hates cunts

>Playing media in your browser
I just use my media player for that.

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ipfs.io/
A bit like Bittorrent, but for whole directories with stable links etc.
With a few stable hosts distributing content, this would be a nice alternative

the story is NOT THAT interesting dan. neither is your burner phone story, pigeons in your fucking face, or replaying fucking halo.

>steals content
>calls others cunts

yeah, okay buddy

I don't use web browsers that treat me like I'm a drooling retard that can't be trusted to browse the Internet by myself.

I mostly subbed for Mario Party Party and VinnyVania. The document doesn't have working links to MPP 2-5, so I bit the bullet and subbed. Being able to download videos is pretty baller, but I hate that you need Flash for streams.

Yeah, I'm using the link in this thread in my media player.

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that is some sorry r-rolling right there.

Actually that beach thing was pretty interesting.