Kratos is fucking PISSED off at you and only you can stop him

Kratos is fucking PISSED off at you and only you can stop him.

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The power that you obtain here is your only hope against him.
How fucked are you?

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Why Kratos? He's not even top tier in videogames. Try Asura.

>Spring Form

I think I'm fucked.

xD

>gouge out Kratos eyes
>he can't see
>go to pet store
>let loose all the rottweilers on kratos until he bleeds to death

>Teleportation

Not fucked at all.

>Visual linking

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I'm Helios I guess.

Is it post God of War 3 Kratos?
If so
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He's fucked and it's all his fault for using the god damn Sword of Olympus

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Good luck Kratos.

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That's pretty neat.

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Fuck

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I'm dead

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Maybe I can dig a huge hole fast enough that he can commit the suicide he's always wanted

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I am Sotark, god of peace.

Is Kratos even building level in his prime? He fights big guys but he usually goes for the vital spots instead of overpowering them.

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Well then

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I think I'll be fine

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What is this GER bullshit? I'll be super fine, I just change the condition for him to be pissed at OP

You can't defeat Kratos. He's died multiple times and he fucking LITERALLY CLIMBS out from death. You'd have to be both invincible and immortal to even tie with him.

>Morality Embodiment

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WHO IS GOD NOW?!

By videogame standards he's not really anything special.

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I'd be fine. Just fine.

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>The power to create inanimate matter from nothing. Sub-power of Object Manipulation. Variation of Creation.
>The user can create inanimate matter such as weapons and platforms from nothing.

I think I'm aight.

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I can solo everyone ITT

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Shit

>create giant Rottweiler bigger than the universe
>giant Rott eats Kratos

cool

I was going to say a certain other video game character can do that and more. But he was already mentioned.

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I guess I'd be ok

your dumb this nigga climbed out of hades with a 1 foot long slit in his stomach

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Erasure
>power to remove things from ever existing

I think I'll be fine.

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I guess I can predict a way to calm his Greek ass down.

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He's fucked.

>honesty embodiment
>ability to become the embodiment of honesty
>known users
>Jesus Christ
>God
>The Holy Spirit
>Apple jack
Laughing my fucking ass off here fampai
Really though Kratos would probably just not kill me if that was my power

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility

>Completely remove an object/organism/abstract concepts from existence for "absolute eternity" that maybe not even Absolute Restoration would be able reverse it.

LOL I DELET U KRATOSS!

Well 100% fine then.

>Destiny assignment
>The user can assign or re-assign the destinies of others or themselves. For example, if the user or another is fated to die or experience misfortune at a certain moment, the user can re-assign that destiny to be placed on another. Users can also change whether or not they are destined to receive a form of fortune by assigning the fortunate destiny of another to themselves.
Not fucked at all, but you are OP.

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Well, I guess I could try to talk him into not killing me, but he'd have to agree.

Supernatural Athleticism
I kinda see me against kratos being like the battle with hermes, i continue to dodge and run away until he catches me and brutally kills me.

>Kratos
He is weak as fuck put someone stronger

Yeah but he's pissed though. Sony needs him to be edgy to get more buyers so killing a good person such as yourself means more sales.

I'm sorry user.

>difficulty manipulation
i think im good

>Cosmic Keystone
>The power to become the anchor/keystone for the world, system, dimension, plane, universe or reality.

Sweet fucking jesus no. Kratos would only want to kill me even more.

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>The power to be empowered by the resentment, hostility and schadenfreude.


...Do I get empowered by Kratos resentment and hostility? If so, maybe I have a chance.

>Self-Liquification

The user is capable of morphing their body into a liquid state of various densities and back again. In the liquid state they are often highly resistant to attacks and able to slip through every crack/opening that would allow the liquid of their density. Users may also be able to extend/manipulate their liquid bodies to create variety of natural attack-forms, usually tentacles.

I'd fucking sneak up behind him and slide up his ass then start attacking his brain and heart with microscopic cactus dildos, eventually once he dies from the internal trauma, I'll be expelled out of his anus at such a speed that I "spray" onto the anything infront of ass for over a distance of 10 meters.

I'll then regain form and say something like "Taco Bell, more like Taco Hell."

YYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH~ The End.

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I'm completely boned

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I'm totally gonna die, but I probably get to be the final boss. It'll be a sweet fight.
Just go off the grid and wait for him to die of old age or calm down.

MY WIFE'S SON

He can't hurt me, so I'm fine?

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>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Negation
>Literally Kratos on the page

No user you are the Kratos.

>Psammokinetic Shapeshifting

I'm Sandman. I think I'm still fucked.

I just calm him the fuck down
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...

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So what? I just get to heal myself so he can keep beating the shit out of me?

>User may not be able to heal injuries if they are too severe

Well shit

So that power is like reverse Hulk then ? The more pissed off others get, the more powerful you yourself get.

>Posts on Cred Forums

Man I'd say you are pretty much equal. It's a battle of skill. I'm betting on Kratos, but you might be more spiteful than your comments hints too. It's a tough one to call user.

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Am I fucked?

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Force fields might be fun.

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The power to gain strength while sober. I haven't had a drink in 6 years, so this makes me immortal.

I guess so? Usually problably it would not be that useful, but in this specific case it might be.
It also would be very useful against asura, I guess.

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GG Kratos

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Pretty fucked
It's all well and good that I can read his fucking technique but what fucking use is that with a pissed off naked man?

Shit, six years of dodging booze at social events will make you tough user.

You are defiantly boss material and stand a chance.

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Kek I can probably beat Kratos and the user above and below me at the same time

>forgiveness

He's back to being angry at the Gods, and we go off to drink and fuck bitches.

>Angel Summoning
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I'm so fucked

I got >powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility
1v1 me on the supernatural planes cunt.

>>Onryo physiology: have the traits and abilities of an Onryo

Maybe I have a chance?

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>Hacking Intuition
With HAX by my side, Ill be fine right?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Summoning?useskin=oasis
Wrong link

I honestly don't think they'd have Kratos kill me with that power, unfortunately I'd almost certainly get killed by whoever the real enemy is after we talked things out and Kratos realized whatever the truth was.

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I could attack from far away i guess. I probably sooner use this to hide than to fight though, unless i get my hands on some mythical weapon bullshit im still just a guy against fuckin Kratos.

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Good luck trying to get me inside your mom's pussy you FAGGOT

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That's not even a real power! I'm just a bad influence to people.

I hold hostage his wife's son.

He can't touch me now.

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th-thanks

If he sees you as an enemy that means Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru.

Sorry user.

Thank fuck, I thought I was gonna die a horrible and painful death...

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>The ability to become the embodiment of war. Variation of War Manipulation and Power Manifestation.

>The user of this power can become the embodiment of war. The user can cause war, utterly obliterate the enemy with destruction and devastating means. The user controls rage, inflicts pain, and can make others' lives miserable by rendering them homeless or taking away their loved ones.

This is going to be interesting.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magicians_Intuition

TWAS MEERLEY A HOLOGRAM, KRATOS

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i make him so angry that he has a heart attack and dies

alternatively i just make him not angry at me any more

>Despair Empowerment
Perfect.

time-theft. might be fucked, but if i can grab him i can steal all his time.

Self-Spawn
The power to transform OTHERS into genetic exact replicas of oneself. Any knowledge gained are assimilated.

Kratos BTFO gg ez

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I win

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Inducement
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I've gained the power of Heaven, user. None can defeat me.

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I-I guess I can connect my existence to Kratos?

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turn him to clay and then just smash him?

Is there a power that makes you stronger the longer you go without sex?
I want that one.

>Mantis Physiology

Sounds like I'm fucking invincible

Unless you meet any "LOL I DELETE YOU FROM EXISTENCE, RETROACTIVELY AS WELL" fags, you should be fine.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiology

Might have a chance, but Kratos has killed larged monsters before.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Combat_Adaptation

>Melanokinetic Cloning
I guess I can draw Kratos and watch them duel it out.

What's the point of this?

I'd win that one too.

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>tfw I don't even know what that is

g-good luck existing when I remove you from existence

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Might work on him or might make him even angrier and kill me in a worse way.

>Space depletion
>The user can deplete three-dimensional space, controlling the distance between two different points of spatial locations. Since space basically acts as a boundary of existence for all, if the space around any matter or energy is depleted, then the said matter would also be erased from existence.

I think I'll manage.

Ice invisibility. Like I can turn invisible when on ice or touching ice. Guess I'll just put myself in cryostasis till Kratos gives up?

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Oh God why

ITS NOT YOUR FATE TO DEFEAT ME KRATOS.

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>Remote Teleportation
>The ability to teleport matter/energy from one location to another without physical contact.

I just teleport Kratos into the sun.

>Empathic Element Manipulation

If I learn how to control my emotions I'm good.

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I guess I can just possess him?
Seems a little cheap but I have a hard time thinking of how he could stop me

I want this as well.

ez as fug

>Supernatural Artisan
Hmm... I guess I can build something like a spacecraft to get away from him? Build a worm-hole like portal to another dimension without him?

The ability to have or create an inner world, in one's mind and soul. Variation of Alternate Universe Creation, Dimension Creation, and Personal Domain.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Destruction

Omniscience. EZ Win

Ares tried that one, it didn't work out for him.

>Geokinetic Invisibility

>The power to become invisible in earth. Technique of Earth Manipulation. Variation of Elemental Invisibility.

I guess I go hide in the grand canyon.

With Pepe getting smugger and smugger that power actually makes a lot of sense.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment
Kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatos!

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Not sure how this would work out.

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Ill fuck that nigger up without even touching him.

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I'm fine

Kind of like a shittier King Crimson.

Pretty sure I won lads. Kratos is gonna get fucked.

>"Magic Embodiment"
>"The user acts as the physical representation or personification of some or all forms of magic, as such, they have limitless control over Magic and all it's forms, becoming almost all powerful."

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I should be able to hold my own for a minute or two.

Better than turning into a plant or something.

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huh

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stench_Generation

Would i want to stop him though? :|

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Constructs?useskin=oasis

i c-can use the air inside people to kill them right?

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I'm sorry Kratos

but the whole plot of GoW2 was that Kratos can do what he wants regardless of fate, even kill the fates
Ergo, you're still fucked

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*chaos spears his heart*

nothing personnel

Just make air razor blades in his lungs

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My ability is to turn into a fucking spoon.

I am so fucked.

Thank you for the laugh

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I just became a god that he can't kill. I can make kratos my bitch even more so then he did zeus

>crystal mimicry
>can turn into crystal
Well, it depends on which kratos I'm up against, if its gow2 kratos with the barbarian hammer, then I'm fucked.

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Easy

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I absolutely kill him

I hope it's night when he attacks.

Well that just means that he's clever in the arts of fighting. And I mean, if I saw someone smaller and weaker beat the living shit out of someone buff, tall and strong, I'd be more scared of him than the big guy.

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I will survive

At least he can't poison you now.

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My cosmos burns bright

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What the fuck is the point.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Selective_Invincibility

I guess if I choose to be invincible inn combat

Power-via-object.
As soon as his weapons touch me, I'm effectively immortal, should be alright.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Whip_Manipulation

I make his fucking chain swords kill him.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Buying

I shall purchase his rage.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Rejection

I have no fucking idea about powers, how do I do?

Remember that kid who would get caught while playing tag and just say "nu uh"? That's you, on a godlike scale.

>Age Acceleration
Oh fuck, can I age him until he's a skeleton. Like then just kick him down, would that work on kratos?

He's an ageless demigod, so no.

Except he actually aged in 4

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Link
>Almighty Link
>absolute control over all powers

Kratos is fucked
I win

NANI?!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bullet_Hell

I think I could fare okay, depending on just how cuhrayzzeee this bullet hell is. What could Kratos do?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment

>Implying I'm already not

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Experience_Mimicry

Gain the experience of perfect mastery over my ki. Blow kratos and the planet away. Done and done.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Disguise
I'll show Kratos i'm a real human bean

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Hallucinations
I guess....

>nuclear fire manipulation

Maybe if I get the drop on him. Maybe I'd create a barrier of particle radiation around me so when he kills me in a brutal, painful, long, drawn out fashion I could at least die knowing he's got cancer

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Matter_Manipulation
>The power to manipulate matter using elements. Variation of Matter Manipulation, Elemental Manipulation and Telekinesis. The user can manipulate matter using the elements same way as Telekinesis, using for example air/wind to push objects, use gravity, or magnetism/electromagnetism.

I'm probably fine.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gookinetic_Shapeshifting

Worst comes to worst I can just shapeshift into his wife's son and stab his dick.

>Corvid Physiology
might as well post my deviantart oc now

Nigga you're Shovel Knight

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Wave_Emission

meh

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Respiration

Oh joy

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportation
>Teleport anything to anywhere at any time
>Basically omnipresence
>drop every single god/titan/demigod he's ever killed directly at him
>teleport the fuckorgy of death to the outer reaches of space
>watch
do i win user

Unlimited Blade Works

Pic related, it's you.

...

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Seismokinetic_Combat
Might have a shot, if i get close enough to him without his chain blades fucking me up

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ball_Projection
i am fine

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Mutilation
>The user can inflict an enormous level of agonizing damage to the soul of an opponent which not only damages the spiritual being of a opponent, but their physical form as well. The damage this ability deals out to the soul is permanent and may kill another living being with, potentially destroying the victims soul in the process.

Bruh

>Electrical Regeneration
>The user can use electricity to regenerate their bodies with the amount of electricity used defining the speed of healing.

My only power is the ability to be killed over and over.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hekatonkheire_Physiology
would be one hell of a boss fight

ggnore

looked into it and I guess he already killed one in Ascension
but that one didn't have as many arms or heads and was rotted to shit so maybe I got a chance

The Super-Jew.

>Characteristic Removal.
>remove his strength
>knock his teeth out
>win

gg no re

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Characteristic_Removal

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guilt_Empowerment

I win. Easily.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Existence

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Image_Trapping I think I'd be ok.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation

Not very fucked at all

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Inducement

>The user can make the impossible/impossibility possible, ignoring concepts of probability, causality and anything else that would suggest what they want to happen can't do so.

So Kratos immediately dissolves into nothingness as every single molecular bond across his entire body breaks down at once.

Neat.

If you fight mortal Kratos, that is.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Respawning

Battle of attrition, here we go!

poor kratos
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Plane_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal

ez

bump

>Transcendent Undead Physiology

>The user with this ability is or able to transform into a transcendent undead entity; a dead corpse reanimated with a divine and godly status with almighty feats.

I'd say Kratos is fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Pounding
Not sure how the fight would go, But it would sure be a spectacle of a fight

KILLA QUEEN
THE PRIMARY BOMB
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Constructs

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Manipulation

knowing what he did to those screaming gorgons or biches from GoW1 and 2, im preaty much fucked

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Totality_Manipulation

I'M A GOD.... shit I'm a god.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Explosion

Well that was easy.

Who the fuck comes up with these stupidly OP powers?

I'm more of a Bites the Dust man myself.

For once I'll be alright

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Inducement

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pain_Magic I kill him with his own angst

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Story_Shifting
OP as fuck tbqf. gg 2 ez Kratos

I think Mercer actually has a chance. powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Mimicry

Slime Manipulation. Could be pretty fuckin sick albeit gay and embarassing

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_Lord_Physiology
>the ghost lord possesses greatly enhanced abilities above them and can command legions of incorporeal under of various sorts, including ghosts, banshees, revenants, wraiths, alas, and germans
>germans
>I can summon the ghostly army of the Third Reich and Robo-Hitler
Kratos is straight fucked.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desire_Manipulation

Guess we'll just fuck instead

...

Time to quell that nigga

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Demon_Physiology

Yo I'm fine

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comfort_Inducement
I win.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Element_Manipulation
I'm probably fine.

If a summoner conjures up the souls of nazis, does he become a nazi by association?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Storm_Generation
By the power of weebshit

>and germans

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Constructs

Kratos doesn't stand a chance.

>Turtle_Physiology

o3o;

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spider_Physiology

would spiderman beat kratos? idk if id be fucked

VIDEO
GAMES

>Meta Ability Creation

I'm feeling rather confident.

I doubt there is any videogame or anime character that can beat me with this power:

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Color_Chart

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badass_Adaptation

Uh I guess I'm alright?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compassion_Aura

I have no chance of beating him, but I might be able to stop him from wanting to kill me.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Imprisonment?useskin=oasis

Literally banished to the shadow realm!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

Oh boy I'm a gearbox protagonist!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Force_Immunity
will it ever work
god help me

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Communication

"Gaia, where is Kratos?"

>Coming for your asshole, my child.

"Can you help?"

>Fuck no.

"Great."

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Physics_Manipulation

Kratos ain't got shit on me, i can defy reality.

>Totality Connection

Guess he can't follow me to a different reality.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disgust_Embodiment
>Users become the living embodiment of disgust and gain the ability to feed off of the disgust of everyone and everything including themselves. Users can convert disgust into energy and use it as a full source to extend their own life span or as a weapon. They may never age and may be immune to death unless certain conditions are met.
I channel all of Kratos' disgust into a gigantic weapon and murder the fuck out of him.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Infusion

Hm, not sure if fucked.

Cy@ nerd

Memory Manipulation

So I make Kratos not angry at me, as well as understand how fucking stupid he has been.

He is suddenly no longer pissed. Not fucked at all.
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication

youtube.com/watch?v=O1pX359pQQQ

>technomorphism
>The power to transform into or have a physical body made of shapeshifting nanomachines
>nanomachines

NANOMACHINES, SON.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Creation

won on first try

eat shit, Kratos

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Emotion_Separation
>User can materialize and separate any/all of a targets (whether themselves or others) emotions, usually leaving them completely emotionless or to only act by logic.
Holy shit, I got Kratos' kryptonite.

>God hand for one hand, Devil hand for another.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sincerity_Embodiment

so if I say im sorry... will he believe me?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Good_Embodiment

IT'S OVER KRATOS

I HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Stopping

Good luck shithead.

>Theurgy
>The ability to call upon gods, spirits, ancestors, or demons to perform miracles
Yeah this is going to be real useful against Kratos

>implying he can't deflect it
you're still fucked

>Consumptive Growth

Good thing I LOVE vore! :)

he can deflect that hit
you're fucked

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Erasure

HAHAHA I'm fucked, because Kratos can still kill me as a normal dude with weapons.

Haha! Get fucked Kratos!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Identity_Creation
I'm his child that died or some shit... Whatever I didn't play that trash

Not even trolling I got Empathatic Mimicry ie I can copy his abilities based on his emotion ie his rage.
Since I'm not a greek manlet, he's fucked .

>Pick Pocketing
Could I steal his weapons before the fight?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destructive_Energy_Manipulation

I don't know.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charybdis_Physiology
>Become an ancient being that is a whirlpool
Well Its not like hes killed gods before

Get fucked, I win.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Talent_Theft
Still probably gonna get fucked as kratos loses his powers every game and still manages to smash a god's head in

>Gun protrusion
Basically can Megaman beat him? How do you like these guns?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Lordship
>Control over all living and dead things, allowing them to have limitless control over everything and everyone that is either alive or dead, and as well manipulate all things related to life and death.

Kronos did that and look what happened to the poor fucker.

Omni-closure, ill seal his anus as a warning

Do you honestly think they'd do you any good? didn't he fuck up zeus without his weapons or some shit.

Well, I might last a bit longer in the fight.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Embodiment

uh

literally fucked i guess

uh

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Scrying

I uh watch him through plants.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Destruction

Come at me cuck

Asus climbed out of hell like some 4 times in one game and destroyed some mega Buddha thing that was 1000 times the size of earth. Kratos sucks dick compared to asuras completely overpowered bullshit

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Manipulation

I make kratos as strong as a little flower and make myself as strong as an ox and rape him

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer

literally the power to kill kratos

>elemental generation
At least I will die flashy.

>Kinship Manipulation
>uses Rin and Len as examples
User can manipulate the relatedness between people, such as causing siblings to become half-siblings or unrelated to each other, strangers to become parent and child and so on. The changes may be done on on a biological level, changing only DNA, or on a cosmic level, rewriting history so the new relationship has always existed, being recognized and accepted by family members, documentation, etc.

Time to make everyone related.

Its called being a becoming a Wizard by remaining a virgin.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undying_Loyalty
Not only i have to worry about Kratos raping my ass. Now im also being hunted by barney fagg. FUCK.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Lightning_Manipulation

I think I got this

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Healing

i'm unkillable

> Demon Morphing

So I guess I'm Dante now.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Madness_Manipulation

I'm not sure, but is pretty cool i guess

>Egyptian Deity Physiology
I'm gonna fuck his shit up.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Good_Sense
Oh hell yeah now I'll know all about his intent as he rapes my ass.
Yo is that "canon"?
>it's not incest because conceptual superpowers lmao

>User who is normally aquatic is able to survive and adapt to dry land environments, being able to breathe air in lieu of, or along with, water, and move well.
>They are able to use their senses to perceive normally regardless of the difference between how water and air affect senses.
Pretty fucked

K I'm fine I can just turn off the gravity holding him together

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Business_Intuition

>Kratos comes at me with the fury of a thousand suns
>I get up from my comfy buisness chair
>style my suit and comb my hair
>"Well Kratos...I'll show you the power of the FREE MARKET"


>4 years later and me and Kratos have formed a healthy multi-national corporation, each having a 20% share in the stocks

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sephirot_Empowerment

Let him come. No fucks given.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Matter_Manipulation

On the one side, this is cool as fuck.

On the other, one of the weilders of this power was Zeus himsef, so i'm probably fucked.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Layered_Durability

Is there a limit to this shit? Can I just make infinite layers of armor that Kratos can never break through?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Embodiment

So i become Kars, Try me Kratos

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Transcendence

Seems like I would do whatever I´m in the mood to do with magic.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Megacephaloid_Physiology
feeling pretty good, mind control him into killing himself but if he sneaks up on me I'm dead forever

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Melanokinetic_Blade_Construction
will it protect me? no
but it's close enough to my favorite power that i dont even care

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Merging

Get fucked, Kratos.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Breath
ruh roh

>Elemental Invulnerability

So still fucked.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusion_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Humility_Augmentation

Sure. Now he can realize that he's just a grain of sand within a mighty desert before he chops me into gruesome pieces.

>Self-Manipulative Puppetry

I make Kratos punch himself in the face and laugh at him
He then does a bullshit QTE to rip off my hands and shoves them down my throat

You are now fighting the user below your post

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vector_Manipulation
Win pretty easily desu

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Embodiment

I'm gonna make Kratos my bitch

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Supernatural_Powers_and_Abilities
Do I win?

The ability to manipulate attack from an opponent or another person to other desired targets. Combination of Efficacy Manipulation and Probability Manipulation.

i just bounce his attacks back to him until hes dead or gives up

Bring it on

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Creation

This won't end well will it?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Word_Manifestation

I can pretty much manifest anything, even his dead family, im pretty good

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Defunct_Physiology
Holy fuck

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

That didn't really help the Greek pantheon, buddy. I think you're still fucked.

The power to use the abilities of a Fairy Dragon. Combination of Dragon Physiology and Fairie Physiology.

come at me

I'm unkillable

I think?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Via_Blood?useskin=oasis

>everyone gets super cool godlike powers
>i get this
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Medicine_Creation

lol

but user, your potions could kill a dragon, let alone a man

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Field_Projection

I get to hide out in an uninhabitable area for him to kill me anyway.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Transcendent Nephilim
>Transcendent Form: Possess a godlike form that surpasses mortal bodies and gain incredible power.
>Ethereal Body: Gain a body that is completely made of pure Aether.
>Absolute Existence: User will possess control over their own existence to a very high extent.
>Energy Perception: Possess a perception of the energies that flow through the universe.
>Extrasensory Perception: Possess an incredible psychic perception.
>Higher Consciousness: Achieve a consciousness beyond the level of mortal man.
>Immortality: Become immune to aging, and live indefinitely without food, drink, sleep, or air.
>Omni-Shifting: Gain complete control over your own physiology in any way imaginable.
>Regeneration: Regenerate from any injury inflicted.
>Spatial-Temporal Lock: Gain an immunity to aspects of Time and Space.
>Supernatural Condition: Have the highest physical/mental condition that only a deity can
lol id make kratos suck my dick, edgy cunt

>Cyclops physiology

Might as well kill myself now, having my eye torn out sounds horrible

No worries OP
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Augmentation?useskin=oasis

>known users
>hulk

I win.

>Kratos
Do you mean real Kratos or nu-male cuck Kratos?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/God_Hand
HAND TO HAND OR FIST TO FIST
KICK YOUR NUTS OR TWIST YOUR WRIST
HOLY POWER KEEPS MY PIMP HAND STRONG
SO TRUST ME OR YOU WON'T LIVE VERY LONG

>get baby-god powers
Kratos kills gods
???

>Anti-Body Generation
Pretty much fucked. In the butt.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Supremacy

It would be a fun fight

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Shield_Construction
>a wooden shield
Really nigga

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Recreation

>remake universe without Kratos
>gg ez

Nobody in greek mythology is actually immortal.
They're pretty vulnerable and that's the point of it.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Creation

So exactly like one of the Fates in GoW 2.

I'm fucked beyond comprehension. Drink to my memory, boys.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Taste_Manipulation

>User can manipulate the sense of taste of anyone/anything, allowing them to alter/change it, enhance it, reduce it, and even remove it entirely either temporarily or permanently depending on the users skill

Oh I'm goooooood

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Absorption
So can I absorb his mass then throw him into orbit or something?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing
so I just cut him I guess. Problem is that while he can't defend it, he could kill me before I even get my sword in range.

Aura Mimicry

I will be equally pissed off at kratos

>Curse Manipulation
I turn his hatred in love.
And pray the gods he doesn't have some latent homosexuality.

>Fork manipulation
I bury him in forks. Stab him to death I guess.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Physiology

ITS TIME TO SEE WHO TRULY IS THE STRONGEST

>Story Shifting
>Power to shift the plot, characters, theme, structure, or events of story. Sub-power of Story Manipulation. Not to be confused with Fairytale Warping.

This power is like Heaven's door but even more OP, I can just rewrite Kratos into being a little bitch that can get killed easily or make it so he doesn't want to kill me.

Is there anyone that can stop me?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Perception_Manipulation
i guess whenever he comes near me i can just get away or something

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wave_Manipulation

SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVEUUUUU