"Press Start"

>"Press Start"
>Pressing other buttons doesn't work

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>>"Press Start"

Why is that woman holding a glock to that sheep's head?

>unskipable section of company logos at launch

>PC port
>press start on the controller
>now controls with the controller

>go back and press a keyboard button for the start prompt
>now controls with keyboard and mouse

>head
It's the neck, you idiot

what even makes you think it's a woman?

my first thought would be that it's a man

Sorry, I don't know much about sheep anatomy.

"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials, can you say the same?"

>PC port
>keyboard prompts on the screen
>press anything on the controller
>controller prompts appear

>press anything on the keyboard
>keyboard prompts appear

when you have to literally use the select button to select menu items

look at those smooth arms, unless the shooter is 10 years old its a woman

I don't play on PC, is this a com103mon thing?

Why are they doing that to the animal.

Good old Nes.
Xbone buttons make sense.

Please don't bully the goats :c

Witcher 3 did that.

you should fuck one sometime user, after that you'll be a sheep expert

Do you realize some men don't have arm hair?

Isn't that a goat?

yeah, they are called women?!

Nice.

>PC port
>controller prompts are used for keyboard

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Rude.

>dat nigga next to the goat monster

>PC port
>When using a controller QTEs are keyboard commands
>Hit the keyboard key that pops up
>Doesn't work, keyboard is disabled
>have to randomly guess what controller button it wants

Did the goat died???

>"press start"
>pressing other buttons DOES work

>'press any button'
>most buttons don't work

>press the [ACTION] button to interact with objects

Can't tell if you're a sandyman or one of those netherlads

Because its sexist if we dont pander to them first

Wow you shitlord how come you always assume anyone is a male first without seeing their fukkin face