Dude turn on your mic

>work at a job where I have to talk to assholes all day long
>have to talk to family constantly to organize shit
>get on game
>dude get on mic!

the last thing I wanna do when relaxing is flap my gums even more.

Is this the sissy white boi thread?
Is anyone posting vocaroos or what?

> sissy white boys general

Its an insecure weeb thread no voices will be posted because they are too beta.

>*turn mic on*
>no
*turn mic off*

>unironically being the colour of the shit I took in the morning

i-im not a whore!

Its just a meme to act more sissy to get attention
Feels good I have a deep smokers voice never smoked by the way and they expected some shrill fuccboi

how pathetic

how come this thread and the ones that spur gf discussion which spur discussion about how depressed/unmotivated everyone is get posted all the time

this is the sort of shit that should be moderated

I usually play with my friends over skype. Because of this, i'm scared to turn voice chat on in game because of the possibility of strangers hearing my skype conversation.

Really fucking stupid but I can't help it UwU

I'm not very funny, interesting nor tactical, turning on my mic wouldn't change the game at all.

Kill yourself weeb faggot

I'm not green

>tfw raiding
>girls stoner sounding bf talking in background messing with her
>she giggles and laughs at his every word

Sigh Ill never find a qt gamer gf

Yes you are. A cheap one at that.
Vocaroo yourself crying you little sissy

...

vocaroo.com/i/s1Tbq0Cdm5IR

>tfw I judge people off their voice and decide subconsciously whether they're nerd virgin, third worlder, or something other
But otherwise I don't care, even if you're a basement dweller we can still have fun

>nor tactical
Okay justified then

vocaroo.com/i/s1R80AFBdrmB

What the fuck do you want?

>don't have this problem because i actually like my voice somewhat
shit, man, it's nice

vocaroo.com/i/s1YvFEn3AIpr

>tfw deep manly voice but laugh like japanese woman getting raped

I have a speech disorder and have problem with everyday words, so it's really hard to make callouts. I also have a crippling social anxiety which I take meds for and have therapy but it's not really helping...

That's why I only talk to close friends and never on public games.

Yes Mr. Extra Chromosome.

>Being that autistic
It's easy.
>Hey user, turn on your mic
>Alright. Let's do this!

I haven't played a game with a mic in a long time.
What do you guys play?

My voice sounds nice when I hear myself talking internally but recorded its terrible I sound like a robot

Actually I'm British but you're not far off.

This only works once user, we've all seen the r/Cred Forums post

retarded laughter is one of the most annoying thing imaginable

Use a voice changer, sound like Darth vader, problem solved.

Overwatch

Do all british people have lisps?

vocaroo.com/i/s0wMBOEhQ1D6

>Dude you have a really deep voice

If youre gonna fucking not shut up about it im just not gonna talk at all you nigger

>deep manly voice
>snort if I laugh too hard
So open to attacks if I laugh so I have to mute myself if I feel like i'll laugh

tawp nep

>or tactical
"they're over here at point A"
"that guy has the flag"
"move away, you have the debuff"
it's not hard

You sound like Butthead.

I'm still waiting whore

>sound deep and monotone as fuck
>someone says I have the best voice in the group and others agree
WHY ARE THEY TAUNTING ME SO

>have a good conversation with someone over mic/text chat
>win game
>go back to menu
>get a friend request from that person
>Hit No