Being a tired gamer

That's exactly the problem, there's so many choices that it becomes impossible to make one.

ledge swinging?

That is the stupidest fucking comparison. kys

>b-b-b-but they don't make good geimu no mo'!!!

I'm tired of modern gaming.
I'm thinking of just making the switch to /vr/, I fucking hate this industry where more money is spent on making sure Nathan Drakes earlobes turn orange in certain lighting than making a fun game.

fuck I dunno, isn't that the same?

Also, is something photoshopped on this picture? Girl on the right has the tits of a BBW but skinny as fuck stomach

Didn't one of the PS2 games have this?

>caring about what games other people enjoy and what platform they play those games on
why do yall do this?

How many of those video games are good and worth playing? The answer is only 64.

>being tired of food
>when millions of foods exist

GameXplain

Fun is a balance of skills vs challenge. And often the most interesting part is learning new skills. Learning to do new things.

There is absolutely nothing new to learn from gaming.

If you played one shooter you have know how to play all of them.
If you played one RTS you know how to play all of them.
If you played a Mario game you know how to play all platformers.
Every new game is just the same core mechanics with different skins.
"Genre" is a concept that should only apply to movies, not games.

I'm only interested in playing games where I have to learn new mechanics, and only one game like this comes out every 2-3 years.

Cred Forums is made up of whiny bitches.

I think its a thing only children do

Children and ironic shitposters do this. The former are angry because they can't afford what they want, and the latter engage those idiots.

Oh no user is at funposting again. Watch out bois.

>mfw I'm tired of all of my hobbies and am too tired to try new ones

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>actually referencing Neo-South Park

>too tired to try new ones
More like you're too lazy or just don't know where to start

>getting triggered by reaction images
>getting triggered by cartoons

>being a tired steak eater
>when millions of different steaks exist

Explain yourself

My noodle needs some sauce please

>food analogies

wtf! I literally just fapped to this. Stop peeking in my window user.

Steam gives us too many sales too often and having a steady flow of cash from my job gives me too much freedom to buy games.
When I was younger, being able to purchase a single game was an accomplishment that happened once every few months.
In a way, getting too much of what you want too easily just makes you tired of it and makes you want something else.
is this how rich fags feel?

I'm not tired I just played Oxenfree the other day and it was fun as fuck

Now I'm playing Ori and the Blind Forest and it's also fun

>becoming bored with a children's hobby

not much needs explaining

We've been too caught up in looks that we totally lost focus on fun.

I honestly don't remember but I'll try to find it

I wanna eat her burger

Its the quality that matters. Id say 99% of games are just shit. I buy maybe 6 max games a year and even though i try vetting shit much as possible, some are still real shit.

Hell like last year both mgs5 and fo4 were a huge disappointment. The one game that delivered well beyond was tw3

The only way i can see you not being a 'tired gamer' is if youre ignorant or just straight fucking stupid.

Do any of you have other hobbies or tried to find new ones?

>I have no fucking self control WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

PCucks are so stupid

>tired
>lazy
I can't even tell the difference anymore.
I work too damn much.

This is NTR, isn't it. Somehow I can fucking tell.

Hell no

When we switched from CRT to HD television is when gaming started to die

If only you knew how bad things really are

>There are 7 billion + people on the planet
>You're still a virgin

>not self inserting as the cucker

C'mon, son

I'm tired of shitty games.

what is this

is this ntr

>tw3
>enjoyable
Why the fuck did our creator give us different opinions

I don't get outside much because those 7 billion+ people scare the shit out of me.

Listen bud, i'll take all the cheating milfs I please, but when 90% of the focus is on how pathetic the cuckold is so masochist herbivore japs can get off I'm going to stop caring and go back to my mindbreak impregnation porn.

I've tried getting back into reading and collecting books for my library.
So far I've bought around 70 books from going to Barnes&Noble every other weekend but I've only read about 2.
I've got a $1000 worth of books just sitting on the bookshelf in my room not being read.

Found it:

exhentai.org/g/961895/4b6b61cf03/

yo post that orutoro shit my dude

>7 billion+ people aren't interested in me
>mfw

Since you're wasting money like an idiot can you buy me some anime figures?

>Explain yourself
Identity crisis.

I want to be more than "that guy who plays video games"

I just dont feel like playing them. I have played so many games in my life that I rarely find anything new interesting or fun anymore.

yes

Fat japanese businessmen are on the same level of western niggquas, I swear.

I'm tired because I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and it is currently untreatable. The best "treatment" currently that medicine can offer you is "behavior conditioning" aka shrink visits where an idiot with a worthless degree will be telling you not to feel too bad about yourself because your body is incapable of recovering energy in a meaningful way.

What a fucking pussy

>where an idiot with a worthless degree
Hey, if the guy's getting paid well for an easy job then it's not too worthless.

We can't all be winners.

I wanna play siege a lot, but having to grind like crazy for operators is frustrating.

It's so obvious they want to shove the season pass down your fucking throat.

Was talking only about how useful it is for me, not him. You are right if we look at it from his perspective.

>playing video games at all

>People actually self-insert as these guys

>being a burnout
>when millions of tons of drugs exist

Well I wouldn't say wasting, I'm going to read them some day, just not in the near future.
I would buy you anime figurines desu, just as long as they're Prison School figurines

Guessing by the single panel of the girl not smiling I'm guessing there's some dark secret bullshit going on?

I don't like Prison School

>play games all the time on my shitty PC when I was a neet
>finally get a job and build a new good PC
>too tired when I get home so I just browse Cred Forums

JUST

Ok but

>500,000 are shit i dont have access to and are bad anyway
>250,000 are nu male tumblr sjw indie DONATE TO MY PATREON pixelshit

and others just arent that interesting to me.

My issue is I'm still learning the game but everyone i get matched with has been playing since betas and instantly knows how to gun everyone down

None of them are good anymore (story wise) that's why I went fps

>wanting to self-insert as the fat, hairy, evil, disgusting, generally unlikeable 1-dimensional 78-year old swine

It's almost as bad as self inserting as the cuckold.

I'm always tired. Chronic fatigue is a bitch.

>want to play multiplayer games
>terrified of losing

>all NTR doujin are the same

wew lad

Can we have another herohero tom thread please?

Once you grow up and start actually creating a life rather than leading the life your parents and teachers tell you to, you start running out of time for shit.

So when you have time to play a game you pick one decent game rather than wade through the 99% that's generic/unremarkable/"ok". You don't want to waste your time on bullshit anymore when you don't have entire weeks to sit at home and realize a game sucks a few hours in.

>think about what games to play
>oyeah wasnt that darkstalker game with the vampires good, people seem to be pretty hype about it when discussing it
>its just a fighting game

wow fuck me, I guess ill be tired a bit longer

Strange thing is, user, they are

It's the same with the other genres.

Netori > Netorare, anyway

A lot of NTR is actually Japanese Chad, not fat business men.

Then play co-op non-versus games, dumdum. Like Monster Hunter.
>inb4 muh anxiety about letting my team down or some shit

I know it sucks, but you have to remember that at the end of the day, most people that give you shit online you'll meet maybe once. Worst case scenario you can alays block them

If you are a tired gamer you have sleep apnea, get that shit checked out

It's not hard to seem skinny as fuck when you have macromastia.

Netori is just harem shit under a different face. Women stealing women fro men is the real way to go.

Are you stupid or just pretending?

list em

are you trying to turn this into an aa2 thread?

As long as some ugly fuck doesn't keep popping up every other panel to kill the boner it's good

Holy shit! A pictoral representation of "git gud"

>have sex once
>it was ok, completely overrated, would've preferred to be playing vidya
>no longer plagued by it

>Women stealing women from men

my nigga

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>Strange thing is, user, they are
Wrong, faggot

exhentai.org/g/596260/49ed51eb05/

Then why are you here?

Oh yeah
>shitposting

im a novelty seeker. the novelty of most games has worn off. only multiplayer games really end up holding my interest, and most of the popular ones suck.

Sauce?

Google gives me shit.

NTR is for fucking faggots. Enlighten yourselves with some lovey dovey vanilla.
exhentai.org/g/585896/6b5a7d9a3b/

> rather than leading the life your parents and teachers tell you to, you start running out of time for shit.

Sounds like you are living the life your parents and teachers told you to.

That's like a super Justin Wong.

Already read this one multiple times.
Good taste. NTR is made by trash for trash.

ONce you have sex once you kind of stop caring about it so much.
Now I focus on other things that my time is better spent on.

>having a superiority complex based on your fetishes
>not only that, but he likes normalfag shit too

Hey buddy, Faggot Town is two blocks down

Not if it was really good sex. Then you spend day after day shitting on Tinder because you will literally off yourself if you don't put your winky inside someone soon

>Calling yourself a gamer

Fuck you, vanilla man. Shouldn't you be playing a human male fighter in an rpg right now?

>They don't have the same opinions as me anymore!!! T-that means!! S-South Park became SJW!!! I'm triggered!!! SJW boogeyman!!!

Uhh, but they're shitting on both sides... They just had an episode making fun of Twitter cry babies.

>Yo senpai, I'm making a hentai game, would you like it?
Sure mate.
>It will feature good looking girls
Nice!
>With big tits and asses
That's great!
>And they will be fucked by an ugliest...
Please no
>...smelliest...
NO
>...fattest motherfucker to ever exist!
FUCK

>He didn't like Otomedori
Sequel when?

Yea Spider-Man 2

I still remember it fondly...

>Quaitity = quality

I have actual brain damage. It takes a good 3 seconds for me to respond to literally anything. I cannot git good, on principle. This means I either get frustrated and grow to hate games because I am literally retarded, or just not bother and spare the urge to shitpost about games I grow to hate.

I never play multiplayer games for this very reason. I'm just going to drag everyone down and make everyone suffer a bad time. It's fucking awful not being able to play Hard modes on any games, because I can't respond fast enough. It's fucking awful, and the fact that I would need the industry to cater to me (god forbid) means I've grown incredibly tired of video games. I don't want games to stagnate because of people like me.

Never call basketball hoopball as a joke around Atlanta, you'll regret it

why dont you play turn based shit

Get into different genres. Turnbased RPGs, point and click adventures, etc. Not everything has to be Devil May Cry levels of shit going on

What turn based games would you recommend that aren't Strategy games like Civ or Ages of Empires?

The SMT games

Front Mission, dungeon crawlers?

That's still dependent on your tastes. There are plenty of JRPGs that are turn based that don't rely on an ATB system, for example.

Ignore: SMT games can be off putting for beginners and generally require a lot of boring grinding.

I feel bad for you. I hope your quality of life is tolerable and you are happy.

>when millions of videogames exist

And 80% of them are shit.

I was told the same thing and ended up falling in love with the series.
Would it hurt him to try it? SMT4 is the perfect segway in the series.

Rocket monkey's art is great, shame it is all NTR.

Considering it doesn't require needing quick reflexes, probably not. I'm trying to think of something that might be a little easier to start with though.

Also, he didn't even mention what he plays on, but I'm guessing it's at least PC.

>shame it is all NTR
Uhh, no?
exhentai.org/g/945430/ccd8120af3/

Proving that some problems should never be solved. Sad though that she probably hates her massive tits, unlike Himiwako who embraces her giant breasts

super mario 64 :^)

name one (1) million videogames

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You can still play text / graphic adventures, puzzle games, etc.

I've heard doing puzzles & similar stuff can help people recover from brain damage, so maybe you should instead read books, buy a Rubik's cube, do math, crosswords, play Chess videogames, etc

Who cares?????

It's not remotely related to quantity?

Why is it always cutie girl getting fucked by some ugly ass smelly fart?

Too many underage who can't tell a Ruggarell thread at first glance. This place actually deserves to die.

>being a tired translator
>when millions of untranslated video games exist

I actually thought about answering e-hentai bounties, but apparently there's a level system so I can't take the easy and super profitable A rank requests wtihout doing a bunch of shitty C rank requests. I might email the mods.

That game actually wasn't that bad somehow

Is it not just some trivia game?

It is, but they at least put effort

youtube.com/watch?v=SU50kTEttlE

Seeing something beautiful degraded is arousing. Also makes it easy to self insert for the type of losers who actually buy this porn. If the male is actually attractive it can be intimidating for these customers.

>being full
>when billions of burgers exist

Extradite yoursmelf

Not to be "that" guy, but many other games have done this already and way better. Hell, Capcom has a whole line of them, and there's even a special version specifically made with vidya trivia on one of their Capcom Collections.

tried drawing. failing at keeping up with it.

Like what?

>tfw the only game you enjoy playing now is Melee

You don't play Who Wants to be a Millionaire 2nd Edition for the Game Boy Color because you like trivia games. You play it because you like the show.

Quiz and Dragons

How many video games do you think actually exist? I doubt we have reached the million mark just yet.

So just watch the show??????????????

But you want to be on the show, but you don't actually know anything and you'd never get chosen in a million years. So you buy the game and pretend you're on the show.

Do you not understand how to have fun?

Sounds gay

Fuck that shit, just do it. If no one else will, then why not. They sound like jew faggots anyway.

Funny, that's exactly what the cuck does in the porn genre while he faps in a corner. You cuck.

I honestly don't see why anybody would self insert as the one getting cucked. Then again I don't get self inserting myself into anything period, I've always seen myself as a 3rd party just watching as things unfold.

That's wrong, though

By that logic all porn is cuck porn

>in the porn genre
No it's right.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qvkj-jwkWDg

No it isn't. It's sad if you're fapping to a guy banging a girl you want to bang, but you're not married.

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Nice reaction image as a comeback, cuck.

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>play games since 1989
>See a downward slope in quality
>games take a 90degree nosedive in 2006 into casual, wigger, and general normie catering over the original audience because MONEY
>games have become so stale and copypaste that literally lose most interest
>Corporations wont produce quality titles now out of fear of scaring off the largest profit margine possible so games stagnate
>tell me not to be TIRED of fucking bullshit when videogames aren't for real gamers now

Yes I used the term gamer, because despite the appropriation of the term by pop culture and greedy corporation it still only applies to the original audience. NOT casuals, NOT stoners, NOT wiggers, NOT NONGAMERS OF ALL FUCKING THINGS.

If you support modern gaming by any measure, even if you mean to mod it, or buy it at a discount, or buy it second hand you're supporting the fucking monster that is tearing our hobby down to nothingness.

Tie a barbed wire noose, put it around your neck and jump off a high bridge you vapid cunt.

>>>/tumblr/

I just found this image...

It has more to do with the fact that I'm 27 years old and I just don't nearly have as much time and energy as I used to.

I really miss the days of staying up all night as a teenager.

SMT requires no grinding. If you have to grind, you are bad, simple as that.

I learned a lot from just playing and seeing guides

I reccomend this guy, pro siege player that makes great guides

youtube.com/channel/UCwrxS4HlY-ZQjR2eQOYFlxg

fuck off, retard

Show us a low level fight with demi-fiend or hell even a fight with Mem Aleph at the level you first arrive to her at (58 or something)

No one knows what manga this is?

>medium skill, high challenge