Commander Boreale, enemy forces in our perimeter.
Commander Boreale, enemy forces in our perimeter
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WHERE???
Southern quadrant, but they're on the move. Current location unknown.
THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOST
why do the chaos gods have to mutate their followers?
Surely they'd get more willing followers if they just left the poor chaps alone instead of gruesomely altering them for no real reason/
I really miss this cheesy voice acting and I wonder if DoW 3 will have anything like Boreale or Diomedes.
Because some of those mutations actually make you stronger and are the reason to follow them in the first place. Promises of power usually pay off in the form of a helpful mutation or command of daemons.
Of course, there's always the looming chance of being turned into a mindless chaos spawn with crab hands and six legs.
Because mutation is considered a blessing by the followers.
DEVESTATING
DEFENSIVE
DEEP STRIKES
but I don't want to be mutated
I just want to fuck bitches for an eternity
>instead of gruesomely altering them for no real reason/
Lulz is a good enough reason for the Chaos Gods. Not like they have to make an effort, they won before the war for the galaxy even started.
Prove yourself then. There is a tabletop game line for playing as Chaos Champions. Basically the more you have proven yourself the more control you have over what mutations you'll receive. You can also petition the gods for mercy and for them to retake some of their blessings which can also aid you.
Of course they could just slap a few more tentacles in your forehead as a practical joke but hey, thats Chaos for you. Life is a blast, enjoy it, even if you are a mindless glob of flesh screaming for death.
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>No Wooden Baneblade video
0/10
DEEP STRIKES
Is it heresy to masturbate to the Adepta Sororitas?
The problem there is that you get bored. Bear in mind eternity is a very, very long time.
Then you trade some of your sanity away for the ability to feel higher sensations, then you do it again a few millenia later, and so on and so forth until you become a warped fleshbeing.
You know noise marines? Those were originally people that liked normal music.
What the feth is his problem?
I think that's supposed to be a female version of the Emperor, user. Therefore it is heresy.
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fokken watch it m8
Unless your fap fantasies involves impregnating them with what will one day be good, loyal servants of the Imperium, yes.
BATTLE BROTHERS
>FUCKING NAILS IN MY BRAIN
>MY SORTA KIDS SHOULD FEEL MY PAIN TOO
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NEXT
EPISODE
FUCKING
WHEN
Crippling "i have nails stuffed in my fucking brain" disorder
feels a bit risky desu
If I could fug bitches for an eternity without getting ass reamed by a daemon in return, i'ed go heritic any day.
But it seems like the odds of you getting that wished, is a lot less then getting reamed by a daemon, tortured and then mutated forevermore.
SISTERS, IT IS A DIRE MATTER, BUT WE NEED YOUR BLOOD.
I am looking at the trials games, which should i buy, Fusion or Evolution
Fuck off, Ward.
Oh wait, he is literally back at GW.
As long as they just keep him to writing the rules and away from the fluff it shouldn't be too bad.
why can't the imperium fight
SPESS MEHREENS
TODEI THE ENEMEI IS AT OUR DOOR
He makes good fluff for people that aren't imperium based tho.
change nurgle ep with picture where bob gets fungus.
imperial guards with ep with shitton of planktons
>Demonic mutations
Disgusting
NO
>You'll never be the boy toy of the sisters
;_;
ONE HUNDRED BANEBLADES!
IT IS THE ENEMY WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT
METUL BAWKSES
THE FEWLS
we... *asthma* we shall take away... *more asthma * their metal bawskes...
because chaos is a thinly veiled metaphor for ionizing radiation
Ward writes great Cron fluff, just stick him on that and put a clause in the contract stating he can't touch anything space marine related
>sub 1000 astartes tops
>a few million guard
>no titans
literally not even trying
kek even a sanguinor said that the tendril was too strong for the blood angels (it was going for Baal, mind you) before the necrons awoke
what the fuck was his/their problem?
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Love that last sentence, it just seems so deadpan.
Party is now over.The Harvest begins.
No one said the Tau were smart.
Didn't the Tau also try some kind of cultural exchange with the Dark Eldar?
>try
It was actually going very well until they started asking when their citizens were coming back.
hell yes
and you damn well know spiked dildos were involved
those dumbass blueberries dont learn
Now that's some heresey I can get behind.
This was the guy who did it
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902.M41 The Harvest of Ka’mais
Apparently he did it because the tau had fucked around on the tomb moon sometimes and he really hates that
What if it turns out the deceiver is actually cegorath who is actually tzeench who is actually creed?
They were real life trolls and the Emperor placed them in charge of an entire legion of real life trolls whose specialty is strategic tactical counteroffensivedefensivesystematic trolling.
#NecronsWelcome
These numbers are like fucking nothing. I would understand better if there was a lore meeting where Dante got together with everybody and basically they all said
>if a single chapter of Blood Ravens, some PDF regiments, and an Imperial fleet can defeat a hive tendril, then this is nothing to worry about
Yeah. They only started figuring it out after they noticed how the DE would come back with Talos Pain engines/Wracks? who suddenly had blue-ish skin.