Meanwhile... on Chad Cred Forums

i want him to plow me against the wall

this

>I bought a pound of weed
Jesus, this is Michael Scott-levels of stupidity

chill the fuck out dude

now let's roll some doobie cigarettes and blunt together

I want to plow him against the wall

Damn, that guy is handsome as fuck. It hurts knowing no matter how long I lift, I'm always gonna look like an overgrown baby.

I'm pretty sure my online "friend" from forever ago is now a chad. he smokes weed, he drinks, he goes to parties, hangs with friends, has a girlfriend, and works out (casually though.)

but he still likes hanging out and we mesh really well together even though I'm a virgin NEET with no friends.

I'd rather be an extremely handsome retard than what I am now.

I got into dota bros what do I do to get out of it

what's dota?

>not buying your weed in pounds
Poorfag detected

I wish I could find a bi-curious Chad that wants to keep his interests in guys a secret so we have to make sure no one sees us together

Sup guys, want to go play some madden and then play some madden if you knowamsayan

>Being this fucking gay
What happened to this board...? We used to make fun of fags

Hey guys wanna have fun and play some multiplayer games? I brought my PS4 and some games

I want r9k to leave

It's because the trap fags evolved into regular fags

WE

WUZ THE CRYSTAL KANGS

Hey bro, you pick up dat new Madden?

Lmao stfu jerome, PS4 aint got games sucka!

We playing halo up in this bitch

So how much puss have we all been smashing this week?

All Chad's are secretly gay you virgin

man it feels good to be over six foot tall and handsome, pretty much everyone loves me

not to mention i went to private school

pretty much in the top 99% of everything, feels good man

lets shit on some noobs in cod

That feel when you get a hot bj from the lead cheerleader while fragging some normies in CoD.
Fuck yeah.

Reminds me of that one episode of boy meets world.

You know I don't look half bad in this picture.

Alright mate that's cool, I got some spare Xbox controllers if you need any

dude fifa lmao

Alright bros, who wants to play 2k? Just leave your PSN ID

I'm starting to get pretty annoyed at you guys posting my picture like this.

>that guy who uses the warriors in 2k

I beat his ass with the bucks lol

It's funny how the threads where we pretend to be girls are more guillible than this shit.
Just goes to show how far this board is from being normalfag.

>not participating in make believe threads

i bet you dont like posting about king of the hill online you insufferable faggot

I had a dream last night where I fucked some swole guy and my parents found out.
You can imagine my relief when I woke up.

Sauce?

Brahs... I have a problem. Have poor grades due to sports and banging sluts. These geeky girly lad in class offered to help me get my grades up. Went to his place a few times. He doesn't play proper Vidya like CoD. Some bottomtale shit.

Try to teach him proper vidya and he offers me a beer. Few beers later topic changed to girls and porn. He said he knew another way to get my "grades up". He starts sucking my dick and telling me to slap him. I was too drunk to know what I was doing. It feel like stacey. He told me if I don't bang him while he is wearing his sister's underwear and call him daddy's little girl he is going out me to my broskiis.

Serious bros I'm not gay. What do I do about this little faggot?

Who up for some CoD? I gotta prestige a couple more times.

>he doesn't play the jazz

also check my gif bros, it's from parks and rec, pretty funny and random.

gay bro! thats so gay!

keep him as a pet.

Anyone want to play some FIFA or NBA 2k16?

Who wants to play Fifa? I have Ultimate Team Messi now, so who wants to get his ass kicked? Also, Michael is hosting a kegger and I want to get fucking wasted.

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The Chad meme is so fucking stupid. Do Americans really have such a huge divide between "cool kids" and losers, like in all those movies? What is even the qualifier for being a Chad, other than meeting girls and smoking weed (I don't, before you accuse me)?

>implying this board hasn't always been full with degenerate homosexuals
Are you too new to remember all the traps shit from a while ago? Not to mention the recent "Succubus (male)".

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Yo dawgz
Should I buy a Ps4 or an Xbox? Which one plays Madden?

>tfw my circle of friends are a bunch of chads
>they like hanging out with me only because "i show them a bunch of cool games"
>refer to me as nerdy dan ( a play on dirty dan)

anyone know this feel?

>smoking weed

Where does this even come from? The "cool kids" I know drink a lot but hate weed.

i bet they bully your boypussy too, you little weeb

Chad is just a name for guys who get a lot of girls, calm down.

>he doesn't automatically support american industries

bro ps4 is basically the pearl harbor box

we just play video games

Does one of them call themselves Pinhead Larry while he has you bent over?

>Do Americans really have such a huge divide between "cool kids" and losers, like in all those movies?
its never like in movies

bullying doesn't even exist unless you're in some ghetto ass town that may as well be a third world country

in my experience the chads were all cool with the nerdy and loser kids, mainly to get help with homework though

>all my friends talking about their sexual adventures and making fun of virgins
>"I respect user though. He just don't give a fuck. No time for bitches, only high scores"
Th-thats right

tfw u spend too much time loosening vaginas and barely any time playing video games

Daily RE FUCKING MINDER there was a homosex board before this board even existed.

>implying that happens

THREESOME AGAIN, tonight.

What should I play afterwards?

I can't wait to preorder the new CoD, I hope they have some exclusive weapons for people ordering at gamestop

They're making fun of you behing your backs

>>"I respect user though. He just don't give a fuck. No time for bitches, only high scores"
tfw literally me except its true
pic related is my default expression

I got charged with attempted rape for talking to a drunk chick. Columbia University was a bad choice, bros.

Can I bring handhelds to the court room?

>"I respect user though. He just don't give a fuck. No time for bitches, only high scores"

AHAHAHAHHA HOW FUCKING PATHET... oh

man...

i know it, i know everything, fuck

Kill yourself

>tfw your default expression is depressing and unapproachable as fuck

How do people smile so goddamn well

No one respects you because of your autistic facial expressions.

And yes, you are mocked when you leave the room.

I've only met a true Chad like once or twice in my school days. Most people think they're douchebags but real Chads love everyone and want to be friends with everyone which makes it even more disheartening since they're already so perfect.

76 is coolest man, played this weekend for a half hour (lol no life i know) and totally got gold in kills. Can't wait to play next weekend and try out reinhardt with my boys

iktf

>2016
>having friends
>not just weebing it up alone

No one cares, you fucking victim

Oh man user, you're so cool and above it all. I bet you're intelligent, nihilistic, and have a wicked sense of humor

That's not true, i know because i've set up hidden recording devices

there's an extremely short period of time where it was ALMOST true.
the actual truth of the matter is that everyone is a huge faggot now and it's really hard to find actual nerds that pursue knowledge.