Minecon 2016

She wants that black cock.

i want to lick the blonde ladies feet

>minecraft

Every second is filled with autism.

>we're just here for the bitches

10 SECONDS GUYS

Nothing is announced until tomorrow.

>timer
>timer doesnt mean anything, continues to play afterwards

dat mic tho

...

join my soorvooor

LYDIAAAA

Did I miss anything?

what is going on

>minecon still is a thing in 2016
How?

Just started senpai

Literally who?

THICK

THICC

THICCCCC

Autism is one hell of a drug man.

damn she T H I C C

Wow this is really fucking gay

...

>overweight is now thicc

What were you expecting

...

this acting is shit

literal no thighs

...

They truly know their fanbase

...

>let's just hire some corny schmucks from the local theatre group.

Overweight in all the right places fag

what the shit is this

oh god please no.

I hate these fake fucks with their fake personality trying to entertain the audience by acting like proper retards

>SFM
AHAHAHAH nice

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

punch trees eheheh kek hkek

dam son

This is some pretty standard con cringe. It's pretty high production value and clearly aimed at younger people.

Do you people watch kid animations for cringe too?

I feel like in those early 2005s pokemon parodies

it's like i'm really in 2011

>these QUALITY microphones

TIM DO SOMETHING HELP

Remember only autistic people cringe because they can't handle and don't know how to react reasonably.

How much is minecraft worth?

>tear down that front wall
>it's a side wall

>guy makes the smart decision of using the game mechanics to build a shelter and hide away
>grill stands uselessly and cries for help

YET THE
GRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL IS THE SMART ONE

Someone say THICC?

THICK

The only reaction you can get from this is a LOL
Its not for my age group so whatever

They gonna fuck?

>Cred Forums cringes at shit made for literal children

Do you also run into toy stores and start yelling?

FAT

>this attempt at humorous animation
oh my god this is fucking bad, and the audience actually laughed at parts.

my fucking ears

these

lydia jesus christ winter

*mic muffles in the speaker*

D I R E C T O R

O F

F U N

>31,761 watching now

she took the cocaine

Anyone want to set up a chat so we can all watch this?

I-ironically of course.

she'd look great if she had normal hair

>That mic quality
Almost as bad as the Sonic event. At least there isn't buzzing.

THICK

damn...
they must have a childish sense of humor
maybe it's because they're kids

...

im high as fuck

try to guess the youtubers theyre gonna bring out

Fat != Thick

Get your fetish out of mine.

lydia funeral winters

captain sparkles

you can see her bra bros

Yeah I think it's a different reason, it rhymes with autism.

Do people even like minecraft or do they just like the youtubers who play it?

She looks like one of those 80s televangelists

...

>this witch isn't even 30

beam.pro/indiekings

literally the only ones I know/knew of are those Yogscast chucklefucks

and I dont even know if they are still relevant

I feel bad for making my parents take me to see Pokemon or whatever in the movies

I feel horrible for the parents who have to sit through this shit

Are the Yogscast still related to Minecraft after the whole "I fucked your mom" chat with Notch.

The Creat....oh wait

id cum in her boi pussy

remember minecon 2012 when everyone was dancing gangnam style including the youtubers.

youtu.be/3KxvhuLl1ak?t=5m52s

jesus christ.

having a good time in this youtube stream chat, lots of funny jokes and witty insights. also made some great friends for life

Hol up
What is there to even talk about at a Minecraft convention? Is it just an autism magnet?

what is this?

>have one wish
>wish to go to minecon
>minecon
>CON

minecraft.net/en/minecon/schedule/
This speaks for itself

Pokemon isn't for children!

I wish she was my mom

>wasting your Make a Wish on this autismfest

fuckin retard kids

I can't wait for CrowbCat's supercut.

>#MeinKampf2016

holy shit. those fucking goody bags bros. just spurted cum all over the inside of my jean shorts. FUCK

Yeah, and I broke my arms.

People go to see the youtube celebs and youtube celebs go to shill.

I guarantee there are going to be retards making fun of her condescending speech -- when in fact -- it's for kids.

>why is virtual lego popular?

hmm

>SnapChat
how much deeper can this hole go

I could

>Sour cream and onion pringles
Absolutely disgusting

People still play Minecraft?

What would you ask for? Ghostbusters?

alright now this is fat, not thicc

NOT THICC
SHE FAT

>Thailand
Explains the bulge

thicc

conveniently left out "still" huh

THICCCCCCCC

This lady announcer sounds like she doesn't know what she's going to say until she already started talking

People roleplay in Minecraft?

Anyone else amazed that Minecraft came this far? I bought the game for five dollars when people first shilled it on Cred Forums

dogcraft

would plow her stinky brown abyss

>so basically i am a walking stereotype

Holy shit. It's that big fat ender ghost.

sweet embrace of death

THI-

nah I don't think even I can do that one
maybe after a shitload of pints

THICCCCCK

It never stops being bad

...

>minecraft roleplay

jesus christ, why am i watching this

>Pet roleplay series
what the fuck

Only heavily modded, like Skyrim.

>people actually play vanilla skyrim.

Damn that opening announcer is pretttty cute.

>tfw not her guy

man the harpoons, and wtf, chubs was just there for announce this shitty stream

>that yell

>That screeching kid

SUEY SUEY COME HERE PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI PIGGI

Under different circumstances, that kid could be a fuckin A class lineman

>cringe thread turns into a thicc thread
You know, I'm not sure if this is better or worse.

>looks for your dick

>that fucking screaming child

My sides

>whos first minecon
>that autismo deathscream

jesus fuck

The kid pretty much summed up the entire reason for minecon kek

here it comes boys

here comes the autism

OH GOD
DONT TALK TO THEM
WHAT THE FUCK

>everyone is kids with autism

A pedo's dream.

Oh shit, did I miss much so far?

>having fun

>IHEM GONA MEET ALL THE UTOOBERS

>this is what Stacy Plays actually believes she looks like

kekadelic

I would destroy lydia

>tournament
>pro minecraft players

>Cred Forums watches a convention livestream for a game that is for children
>Cred Forums finds it cringe worthy

they are kids man... fucking kids, what do you expect? minecraft is for kids

mojang/microsoft knows their demographics and they are catering to them

i don't want to be a party pooper but it's just the truth

>Cockworks

>crafting a unique career with Minecraft
the future generation will be our downfall
what a time to be alive

TOURNAMENT TEAM
>TOURNAMENT TEAM

WTF
T
F

Why don't you fags fuck off back to /r/cringe

shill.

>that curly headed fat kid chewing on the camera bending over check out the announcer's ass

Everybody is trying to sherlock the autistic manchildren in the audience. Trying to spot if they have kids or not.

TEACH
ME
MINECRAFT

...

...

...

>ACTUALLY WE MADE A VIDEO FOR YOU GUYS
>WELL I GUESS WE BEDDA SEE IT

RIGGED FUCKING FAKE SHIT MINECRAFT

I knew that semi-suave cunt wasn't autistic enough to be part of the public

STAGED

rigged

this is why no-one yelled FHRITP

Okay, the guy in front of him is obviously disabled, but I like to imagine him just passing out at the events unfolding before him.

>competitive minecraft
this just keeps getting better and better

>people think this is impressive
>just 4 hours in world edit

>Piano intensifies

T H I C C

whats the song?

She's like a Rachel Maddow that you WANT to fuck. And isn't a man.

Of fucking course

What do you think it smells like in there?

13 year old kids are now 18 year old.

good mic

HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE COMPETE IN MINECRAFT?!

>Beethoven music playing in the background of the video
>people spamming "this music is cancer"

PFROPHRPHRHPRH GUISE OPHOSORIPORGDRGPOOPGSDFAHHSH

darude - sandstorm

>that mic

Who is this balding man

Ḩ̠̱̝̭̳͇̱͓͇̟̤E̕͢͢͏͈̫̖̝̹̦Y҉҉͝͏̱͎̘͔̞͎̣͇ ̶͡͏҉̘͇̩̗̯͕̲͙̞̫͚
F̵͖̠͙̥̳̗̜̺E̼̩̩̞̰L̵̤̝L̸̢̳̹À̺͡Ş͎͚̮̘̗

H҉͟E̴̷Y G͞͏U̵͘͜Y̶S

LIBERAL PROPAGANDA IN MY MINECON?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE WUZ MINECRAF N SHIT

...

piss and cheetos

>Minecraft in Africa

What the fuck am i watching

>dirt roof

so theyre playing minecraft in real life?

Oh good, the mandatory refugee and diversity segment. No white kids please. GIRL POWER

Kenya women are cute. CUTE!

WE

Minecraft in Kenya! How relevant! How new! Buy it!

Minecraft.

In Kenya.

A place without food, playing a video game on the internet, on a computer.

ya nah.

>no ratboy genius

Nauseating hipsters

What the fuck is this
These kids put virtual legos together they didn't design shit

Africans playing Minecraft? Where can I donate?

please welcome BOO BOOEY

BLOCK LIVES MATTER!
BLOCK LIVES MATTER!

Wait what the fuck is going on, changing your city? what in the fuuuckk

Let's give Minecraft to those poor african kids who don't even have food on their tables

now hol up..

Bomb Africa

THAS SUM GOOD MUSIC
GOOD AND LOUD
NO WOULDNT WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY
WHAT?

Are they going to feed them Minecraft?

New update introduces recipe for dirt cookie
> water plus sand
> fills 5 hunger slots

do you wanna fight faggot sour cream is literally second best flavor next to ranch

>Vu Bui
>microsoft/Bill Gates globalist shilling

They plan on lowering the African birthrate. God bless them.

Hey maybe we should give mexico copies of minecraft so they can learn how to build the wall

Only if they buy more minecraft skinpacks.

STEVE IS A NIGGER
look hes a nigger
NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>why is lego still popular
lmao

mom where's my epic youtubers REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>came for 'tism
>get charity advertisement
and closed the stream

made me laugh

s h e k e l s

...

>We want to raise more money

>ya boi
????

...

HEY GOYIM DONATE TO OUR CHARITY

ONLY 2.3% GOES TO THE AFRICANS

...

WOOOOOOOOWW

DOLLAR PER DOLLAR DONATION UP TO 20,000

THEY CARE!!!!

Nigga im not donating to african kids play minecraft
At least convince me its making their IQ higher

OH VEY

...

Aurey a CUTE

A CUTE

There is much to be done.

Erin's tits.

>highlights

Hands off

show so more thicc please

you best take responsibilty and give sauce

THICC

THIIIIIICCCK

T I T S
I
T
S

Get Minecraft in Africa and for free you get a shot that will sterilize you

who is this semen demon

WARNING HAIR COLORATION

BLUE HAIR WARNING

MINECRAFT ARENA!

TOURNAMENTS!

WHOAAA

cute!

>4 computers
great job you fucking retards

this is how we autistic find our entertainment
"laughing at kids" might be in the bin of reasons why no one likes us

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

...

bitch who the fuck is stampy

I just can't believe what they made out of this game, so fucking cancer.

i want to play with that thick semen demon

>"Who here likes to play Minecraft?"
>Actual question at a Minecraft convention

twitter.com/aureylian

She's also a part of "mindcrack"

ALL OF THE THINGS

>buy our xbox pls

What the fuck kind of person goes to these things

look at those autismos

I'm literally watching this to ogle the qts

>literally mention the word Youtubers
>incoherent autism screeching echoes throughout the stratosphere

this thread in cringe you losers

this shit is for kids

NO THICC DEMON DONT WALK AWAY

xbox XBOX

XBOX!

Who cares? I'd fuck her.

I'm a thirsty virgin though so it's not a surprise.

...

Is minecraft still a thing?
Seriously, what the fuck?

I never fell for the THICCC meme; I like the girls like I liked them 10 years ago: well shaped, lithe, and with a pretty face. Fuck your Kardashian shit.

POETRY READING
POETRY READING

>have to read your lines
lel

Is he reading poetry right now?

>I don't believe in god I believe in notch

WHAT THE FUG KEK

>this thread in cringe

What did he mean by this?

The last time I played this game was over three years ago. Honest question, have they actually really changed/added anything or is it just stagnant?

Are we summoning Satan right now.

AUTISTIC BOOK READING

That's why we're watching.
>this poetry

>book reading
>a FUCKING book reading

>this shit is for kids
you mean like anime?

MINECRAFT
POETRY
READING
WHAT

uhhhhhh

>Chapter 1
Is he gonna read the whole thing?

I meant is cringe, obviously.

Who the fuck is this nigga and why is he reading fanfiction?

The hell is this bald fuck on about

you cant spawn in water im triggered

SQUARE?

>live fanfiction reading
CRINGEEEEE

>animeposter thinking he has enough dedidated wam to be relevant
Lol what a gay

are we seriously getting a live read of a minecraft fanfic?

LITERAL

FANFICTION

That's probably why we're laughing at this bald autistic reading fanfiction.

>50 shades of autism

he's reading a poem about Coldsteel

They've added like 2 animals in the entire time since Microsoft bought it.

A poem about stroking and little bubbles coming from your mouth

what the fuck am I watching?

>D E E P

what the fuck is this

>minecraft slam poetry

are we in church now?

jokes for minecrafters when?

>post anime picture
this only thing wrong with this site is all the autistic neet weebs that infest it.

minecraft fanfic about drowning in cat cum

someone post the link of The Jew reading self erotic fan fiction

> People paid real cash dinero to have some bald dude read them a crappy fanfic

>live reading

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS AUTISM!

someone is on stage reading minecraft fiction

i never thought it would get this meta

HELP ME

What the fuck is this shit?

A fucking book reading about Minecraft?

I didn't play it like 2 years too. But I think they didn't really change the game but that community and how they all talk about the game, about minigames and that cringy stories, what the fuck.

Thar be autism off the starboard bow!

>marcus persson's face when he dont have to deal with any of this shit anymore

Did I just tune into the Minecraft sermon?

i have never witnessed this type of autism

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE PLEASE

jesus the audio popping is fucking awful

I wanna stop existing

Why are you watching this?
Why am I watching this?

>people on Cred Forums actually spending their time watching this

CRINGE

THANK YOU

see

>"Thank You"
Kek

>Please buy our minecraft novels.

This is pretty scary I would tackle that guy on stage if I was there

MINECRAFT

NOVEL

>touhou
>anime

>minecraft novel

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=8hQyA8ZBPGc

youtube.com/watch?v=8hQyA8ZBPGc

youtube.com/watch?v=8hQyA8ZBPGc

who the fuck reads books in 2016

>live read of minecraft fanfiction
Its time to stop

>Minecraft novel

>MINECRAFT NOVEL
what the fuuuuuuck

MINECRAFT NOVEL!!!1!!!!! MY NIGGAS!!!!

>minecraft novel

what the fucking fuck

YEP! A MINECRAFT NOVEL.... READ LIVE.... ON STAGE AT MINECON 16!

wtf was that

MINECRAFT

NOVEL

BIG TEETH BOIPUSSI

WE BACK IN THIS

BRING OUT THE MOONSTAR

...

Novel LOL

autism

Minecraft is an okay game though. Just flooded with autistic 12 year olds and le funny youtubers.

Also, I watch this for the cringe.

max brooks is a hack

> World War Z author
What the fuck?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

MAX BROOKS KEK

There is literally nothing minecraft can't infect, just like the zombie plague.

>max brooks the zombie faggot is writing a minecraft book

i just play hgames and update this thread from time to time

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

I'm just here for the thicc

omfg this weaselly fuck
get him off stage

Thankk yeEeww~

I don't like that short haired bitch's face,but she has a fat fucking ass and petite,perky tits

I wan't to fuck her really badly

TEACHES YOU HOW TO LIVE. GUISE FUCK

JEW ALERT
JEW ALERT

>someone to find-
>someone to fix both those requirements

>it teaches you how to live!
This actually explains a lot

bruh look at this dude

>actual max fucking brooks

>Minecraft teaches you how to live
These are the intellectuals of our times

>SHURVIVAL

MAX BROOKS

>Minecraft teaches you a new way to live your life

What is this heathenism?

I hate myself
This is what I deserve.

THE HARDER THE BETTER

MINECRAFT

IS

REAL

LIFE

I want to marry her smile

Whoa hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, Cred Forumsvatarfagging is 2 boards down.

>Minecraft is an okay game though.
>watching for the cringe
Cringe

Holy shit this guy is going to write World War Z in Minecraft form.

>why did you want to write the minecraft novel

BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF THE AUTISTIC

This guy looks someone with a cuckhold fetish. What the hell.

really makes u think huh.......

It's alright bros, he's just milking the cash cow. He's playing these dumb kids like a damn fiddle.

WHAT THE FUCK MAX BROOKS. god DAMMIT

>robinson caruso
fuck

>Minecraft is capitalist propaganda

you forgot to post anime to reinsure your post
you may delete your post. we will wait.

have you seen his rants and troll attempts on his twitter account? i think he's feeling like shit either way

>Minecraft
>Difficult

LOOK AT HIS LIPS

ROBINSON CRUSOE MINECRAFT RIPOFF BOOK

A TOILET SAVES THE MC'S LIFE

>Robinson Crusoe made out of blocks
at least the story will be good

hey man, max brooks has entertaining books. don't blame him for all the garbage zombie shit that came out over the last however many years.

>speaking to your son on stage at minecon

Have these NIGGERS ever heard of Lost blue?

>Henry isn't really there

my nigga

>the irony of a thread full of redditors watching a stream meant for children and calling it "cringe"

does anyone here even understand?

she just made the perfect reaction image face I know someone capped it, pls

"""HENRY"""

>Robinson Crowsoe

Can't wait for the Crowbcat video.

Does anyone hear a cracking sound?

>EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS FOR MY SON

...

i have cancer from watching this. thanks a lot OP

FEMALE GAMERS

Is this thing a tranny?

Where's Minecraftchick?

>Robinson Caruso

THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP THATS A TRAP

muh

>female gamers
wu lad

FEMALE GAMURS, STAY SAFE NIGGAZ

FUCK ME, FUCKING FEMINISM APPEARS

>that tranny voice

Female gamers

GURL GAMURS

oh can i roll my eyes any harder at this bitch

>le bully pannel

who the fuck would name them self "the worst" and why

I kek'd at that too

GUUUUUUUUUUUURL GAMERz

STAY SAFE!

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>Meant for children
>Minecraft poetry

>female gamer sjw shit an hour in

I expected this sooner to be honest.

GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRLL MINCRAFTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

This.

Notch should be rolling of his twitter grave.

I thought Zach Braff was speaking for a second

>2 hours in
>female gamer

EVEN BETTER.

SAFE SPACE
A
F
E

S
P
A
C
E

I'd fuck her tranny ass, no regrets

Daddy, what's a notch?

Teacher to generic kid 1
"Is this part right here this part right here?"

>using minecraft to teach children
Looks like Asperger's is gonna become much more common

HOL UP
IS THIS PART RIGHT HERE
THIS PART RIGHT HERE???

see

KEK

>lazy faggot teachers actually think minecraft is a good teaching tool

i want off

>cringe
Cringe

EMPOWERING TOOLS

Everyone ITT should be banned for being reddit.

>not the first post from this IP
Still buttmad touhoufag?

literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

>Minecraft novel
doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of minecraft though? I assumed that it was a game about creating and sharing your own experiences or some shit.
But I guess they already made a point and click adventure game, so maybe I'm just a retard.

Holy shit they don't teach Minecraft in Schools these days do they!?

Im afraid for the future

Including you

WE WUZ BLOCKS AN SHEIT???

What are they teaching using minecraft anyway? Autism?

HOL UP

its vydia and mememaking you cumgozzler

what the fuck learning are they talking about?
fuck I wish my teachers made up excuses for me playing video games in class when I was young

my god this is completely fucking retarded, when do these people realise its just a fucking game with blocks like lego, not some deep meaningful thing that changes your existence, kidsj ust want to have fucking fun, nothing more u fucking cunts.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

>its a bunch of little asian kids in every shot
lmaao

>Muslim women (girls have to cover their hair after the first period) playing Mincraft.
Now i've seen everything.

>teaching with Minecraft

Wha- How?

fuck off titan

MILF GLASSES THIN BUTT

TITTIES

DIS GRILL DOE.

cute

Deirdre is a robot?

The types of posts in this thread make it clear that this thread is full of redditors attempting to fit in.

Is this bitch a robot?

Will Minecraft finally die now that they're going to force kids to play it in school?

oh boy now we'll have a bunch of dumbasses who think obsidian forms when lava meets water

HOW can minecraft be used to teach outside of programming classes?
What the fuck dude.

Somehow the YT streaming chat is even worse than Twitch chat.

>being on Cred Forums
>to be in a thread to watch redditors watching "cringe"
A whole new level of irony

Is it okay if I'm not reddit?

some girls before getting their period uses veil as well, for reasons unknown

hey guys, hey guys, guys, take a drink everytime someone says minecraft, i'm fucked man.

...

whtas it like

guys i found one

>teachers are actually using minecraft as a teaching tool for logic puzzles and science experiments

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? I JUST WANT MY COMFY SIMPLE INDIE GAME BACK. I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF I WANT OFF

>yeah teach your kids minecraft, stupid goyim
this is why 1 in 4 children have autism in US

Not feeling this Desridre

stop trying so hard to hate

minecraft is/was a phenomenon, it literally did/does change the world in some ways

and this is coming from someone who doesn't play it because i think it's boring

we're all from reddit, u mad brah?

just shut up, fuck dude im tired of hearing it

Even then you're watching a stream for children and legit autistics.

OR A CEO

Nice attempt to fit in newfag.

that's some shitty teaching.
they should use my favorite game, Fallout 4™ and the Fallout 4™ Season pass instead

>not the first post from this IP
That touhoufag got triggered hard.

I'm going to be blunt here

Teaching kids about logic gates are actually a good thing,even if it's through Minecraft.It's a good stepping stone towards a NEET future full of money and no pussy

I remember the computers at school having Dangerous Dave to play, even if the computer classes were about some other shit, people managed to finish shit fast and play a little of it

n-no its the vaccines!

What kind of fucking science experiments can you make with minecraft

>some of you-
>well maybe some of your parents have played that in school

kill me now

>YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

.....reddit....autism....thread...

anime.jpg

now give me 10 (you)s

>for reasons unknown
There's only one reason: islamic pedophilia.

you're an idiot, games like this have been out for way longer than you realise even minecraft was just a ripped off game called infiniminer.

Go suck on some feminist cock u communist cunt.

creative mode killed minecraft

Everything is boring when you're forced to do it, so I'm gonna say possibly. Hopefully.

>Minecraft Highschool is now a reality

LET ME OFF THIS RIDEEEEE

@352817756

>Who here likes video games?
could be an actual question on a vidya board
...and the answer is "almost nobody"

>if I light this block on fire I can go to the demon world

sure thing user

Can't even escape to my games anymore

damn bro you're funny. this threads funny as fuck and im rofling at every turn. tonnes of lol.s i cum when i read

put the lava on the water make the stone

I just kinda wonder how this game hasn't crumpled into dust yet. The normie public perception for this game is completely aware of the massive manchild fanbase and the amount of autism infesting in it, and most of the old players have abandoned it because it's just a boring pile of shit now.

Is there that many autists still playing this shit to warrant a god damn con?

(you)

>minecraft education edition

what.

it's the same fucking fetish

you're delusional

a very sexy robot

autism diagnosing?

eh, could be influence from their mother

>What do you love about minecraft?

My minddddd is freeeeeee

They're both equally shit because it's vapid spam reeling across the screen at lightning speed.

JEB
E
B

whats with all the DIVERSITY?

it seems like this video is more about showing differently colored kids than the game or ways to sell shit

>Emily, Jeans and Sex

What a shame you limit creativity then Todd. Maybe if you removed the shitty limit and had an infinate world it would've been used but you suck at programming Todd so fuck you and eat shit.

I'll buy TES VI though ~, but only for lewd mods ;^)

>there isn't a lesson you couldn't do using minecraft

Please tell me how kids are going to analyze novels in English class with minecraft.

clapping here on my rooftop

oh god shes awful

I wonder if notch will make an appearance the fat filthy rich jew.

>trying hard to hate
Soon you'll learn you don't need trying to hate anything.

>all those ayy carambas and dindus
Do white murican children even exist anymore?

Oh shit, it's nervous dev and nu dev.

What the fuck do you learn from Minecraft? It's the same shit as LEGO, but without any physical interaction.

The entire audience is literally just little kids with their parents.

>everyone is autistic and lefty as fuck

Coincidence?

just got in here. any good autism happen yet?

BASED JEB
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What can you build in 20 minutes, Cred Forums?

Microsoft fucking their franchises as always

Now thats a woman I want impregnate and get 5 kids with

WE WUZ

Why is ponytail skeleton so nervous?

>he doesnt know

you

top kek

B R O W N B R I C K S

>Kid starts crying when Jeb starts talking

You cant make this shit up

>That toddler screaming

oh god

[screeching and whistling]

At least Twitch chat knows its shit and is operating on an ironic level though.

YT chat is literal children and idiots posting shit.

who brought their fucking baby

>that baby scream

Reading signs down a minecart ride.

>java

ahaha, why would kids care

I'd like to lick this blonde girl's pink puckered asshole.

>Dat crying baby in the background
Good to see we're being represented.

Kind of boring except for the live minecraft poetry reading

Dirt house

THAT NOISE?! SOMEONE IS SUMMONING A FUCKING DEMON FROM THE NETHERWORLD.

nigga is literally Martin Starr from Silicon Valley

A giant penis

No its
>reddit
>cringe
>autism
>touhou.jpg
>not the first post from that IP
Its just some samefag who got bootyblasted by anons earlier in the thread.

rude

>Cred Forums
> taking responsibility

>eh, could be influence from their mother
Mothers have almost no influence over muslim children behaviour. Fathers dictate everything.

Sellout Carmack is here

shut up twitch user

CARMACK IS ASSOCIATED WITH MINECRAFT NOW?!!?

NEW THREAD???????????

>JOHN CARMACK
OH SHIT

Kek.

Not him, but I don't think you're autistic

>add-ons

>John Carmack

Battle axe confirmed?

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BREAD

Wouldn't surprise me if that was true, I cant even watch this shit without horribly cringing. The cringe is harder than Sony's E3 with Tak Fuji, and I cant even watch that video past Hi.

I wish he hadn't sold his soul.

JEBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

I can build a gas chamber

REMOVE BABBY

>minecraft update
>mods
>autism
>for the 5th fucking time

Why the fuck does this con need to exist?

She's fucking terrible. I'd still fuck her tho.

OH LOOK IT'S THAT FAMOUS FACEBOOK EMPLOYEE O SHIT WADDUP

vg247.com/2016/04/15/minecraft-reportedly-sells-10000-units-per-day/

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Minecraft 2 on id Tech 5 confirmed

Minecraft with MEGATEXTURES

new thread

Start fucking with it?

thank fuck its just mainly elementary and early high school, my kids got out in time

Were not even in page 9 you twat

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kawaii rabbits

Is Jeb our guy?

To milk money with tickets and merch

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deadotated waaam