>What is this shit? In 2013 Cred Forums got so butthurt over a Kotaku article (archive.is/qq5gf), it created 3 whole musical parody albums. This is the 4th edition of that project. Anyone is welcome to sing, write, edit and create artwork. Just keep it vidya.
Yeah-ahh... / Check my Library / I can faintly see / Overwatch was ok in reality. / Worth at least a B / Oooh. And with these game today / so shitty I must say / Overwatch definitely my top three. Good Looking girl in this game / very lovely dames /
And when I saw you were from Blizzard / I though how … First … Person …. Shooter ….. made by Blizzard? How did Blizzard, make a pretty good game with their really shit name! Good one Jeff!............. you're a legend Jeff!
I asked Jeff if he's going really update you / He's not sure / I said "Jeff have you heard of TF2?" / He says hes going to / cause the game is just not through / but they gonna release anyway
I see you patching all these unbalanced heroes / I have my standards set to very low, here we go
This game didn't blow! (didn't blow) Sorta worth the 40 bucks This game didn't blow (didn't blow) I give it an 8 outta 10 i'm pretty sure This game didn't blow ..... / 3rd place for game of the year
And then they add ana / and then they add / they add Sombra (And probably more!)
Just 6 v 6 /don't have Map picks / and a some shit weekly brawl / are your game choices all-in-all / Play of The Game / Moment of E-fame / My Card lets me gloat / Just give an Upvote!
Now I can't believe / That I'm playing a vidya with some real quality and very little sheen / and its from Blizz
And its got comp? Lets queue up a game and we complain about others Genji mains Oh no. I don't mind playing Lucio-o-o-o, no-ho-ho, yeah.
Cause This game didn't blow Like E3 Or the last gen of consoles This game didn't blow Mmm, you could be the new Team Fortress 2
But you'll probably still have to keep updatin' this (new Team Fortress 2!) Spending part of your time, Balancing, and part of your time, on movieeeeeeeeeeeees!
And the rest of your time And the rest of your time doing your normal job... Ooh...ohh...ooh. Your games is usually shittier than this...
I still need someone for Satoru Iwata's Last Chance. One user said he'd work on it at some point, but others are free to try in the meantime. Lyrics: pastebin.com/86A9g6jy Instrumental: filedropper com/tompettymaryjaneslastdanceinstrumentalversionwithoutbackingvocals67863_1
Daniel Roberts
I'm going to make a list of songs that specifically need female vocals, for everyone's convenience.
So if it isn't clear from the spreadsheet that female vocals are needed, please respond to this post with the name of the song that should be in the list.
Caleb Ward
>flight of the conchords you are literally a nu-male
Oliver Reed
Bamp
Eli Foster
Trap
Daniel Taylor
nearly finished with my boyband contribution. getting over a cold so it's taking a while, but just a few retakes tomorrow and i'm done.
Christopher Lee
Here a list of song for which Femanons are needed/preferred in one way or the other. If anything's not on the list just let me know.
Is this another thing where a bunch of retards with no talent whatosever poorly write terrible parody lyrics over karaoke versions of popular songs?
Why don't you try writing original songs for once?
Oh yeah, haha....cause you're Cred Forums, the most unoriginal gathering of faggots this side of Cred Forums.
Have fun embarrassing yourselves again.
Owen Parker
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Jace Rivera
Don't give him the (you)s
James Lopez
Why not? It's free bumps until it picks up again
Leo Gray
>that Deus Ex intro parody
My sides.
Levi Flores
Last time I'm going to post this here:
What do you guys want to have included in the video playlist for this year?
>Just the videos of songs that are on the albums? >All the videos made for this musical, even the ones made as a joke that aren't about an actual song? >A separate playlist for the joke videos? >Any other suggestion?
So far the option to add everything in the playlist seems to be winning. So if nothing changes today that's what I'll do
Nolan Gonzalez
>Captcha covering the fourth option
T-thanks
My vote is stop being a faggot and overthinking everything. If autist number 1 doesn't include it in a playlist autist number 2 will make a playlist including it. If autist 1 does include it and someone doesn't want it they can make their own playlist for their listening pleasure. Doesn't matter in the slightest.
Thomas Mitchell
>stop being a faggot and overthinking everything Yeah well I don't care, but I know from previous years that putting something in there that some people don't want will cause drama. So better to just do it like this so no one can complain about illuminati deciding everything or whatever
Leo Wood
Paying attention to the drama faggots is overthinking stuff. Just keep on keeping on and it'll all be toasty.
I have no idea why I'm offbeat in Roco's. I'm not in my own.
Alexander Lopez
I couldn't really point out exactly where. If it's been edited, it could be that the lines are ever so slightly off and need delaying a little. It's like song uncanny valley right now, it's nearly right it just sounds wrong in certain ways.
What the fuck I'm getting spooked right now. Why do I hear a buzzing sound when I expand this image.
William James
Fuck is there a deadline to this? Lost my voice this week after a production but I really wanna fucking do this
Adrian Price
>implying the rest of their discography isn't amazing
The Phantom Pain could have used Ultravox songs for most of the soundtrack and not just fun cassettes to find and it would have fit the game perfectly.
I had this posted in one of the musical generals. The lyrics aren't done yet if any other song writers want to take over. This one is more board culture than vidya.
You post a lot of shit In every thread you show up on You're casting bait inside your threads and in posts too And retards go respond cause that's exactly what you want They'll ask, "What do you mean?' Or, "Wow, you must be new" "That's a nice shitpost, you faggot" "Were you joking when you said it" "Don't fall for it guys, remember you're on Cred Forums" I just want a thread to follow You make a post and then another You'll try and try to make a fool of me
Here's your (you)... now go Cause we all know that's just watchu want Here's your (you)... now go Go shitpost in another spot Not sure why I care What's supposed to be We don't even talk about games on Cred Forums Here's your (you)... here's your (you)
You post a lot of shit That's weak you know it really shows You try too hard at what you do To get those (you)s Like link an article Instead of pastebin when you know We don't click to read If it's from Kotaku
"That's a nice shitpost, you faggot" "Fuck off and go back to R-ddit" "You should kill yourself, you post this every day" I just want a thread to follow You make a post and then another You'll try and try but you wont have your way
Here's your (you)... now go Cause we all know that's just watchu want Here's your (you)... now go Go shitpost in another spot Not sure why I care What's supposed to be We don't even talk about games on Cred Forums Here's your (you)... here's your (you)
Austin Cook
Forgot pic
Kevin Collins
I can't seem to find the link to that song. Link?
Lincoln Turner
It's because the karaoke track had to be edited down, and it was done differently for not only all 3 singers, but the editor as well
Levi Clark
This is gorgeous. Good on you faggots for singing/writing and making this video.
Zachary Russell
Need singers for this one, can't have a musical without Muppets Treasure Island. Both male and female lead vocals work on this one.
Something Better on Steam (Muppets Treasure Island - Something better)
Jim: I'm browsing Steam and I want to cry Rizzo: (me too) Jim: I'm looking for some vidya to buy Gonzo: (Oh jeez) Jim: And I just can't help but wonder as I stare at Steams UI Is there something worse than to pre-or-der No Man's Sky? Gonzo: (Well I hope not) Rizzo: (Yeah) Jim: When I could be a brave warrior Gonzo: (Sure you could!) Jim: Raiding fiefs and claiming lands Rizzo: (Not so fast) Jim: Instead of spending every afternoon just shooting pixel mans This shooter looks like nothing that I want to see There's gotta be something better Something better There's gotta be something better than this on Steam Gonzo: (Now you're talking!) Yeah if it's weird and wild let's go and buy it (ha ha ha ha!) The crazier, the better is what I say Rizzo: (yeah that's true) To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it Gonzo: (Mind what?) Rizzo: If we found a game with challenging gameplay! Jim + Rizzo + Gonzo: A good video game! Rizzo: Without all the stupid hype! Jim: I'll put the graphics to the test Gonzo: Your GPU will be fried! Rizzo: GPU will be fried!
All: There's gotta be something better than this (something more than this) I know that there's so much out there to see (To see) And I know this shit they're selling, was made with Unity There's gotta be something better something better There's gotta be something better than this for me (and me) (wait a minute, what about Cred Forums?) There's something better than this for me on Steeeaaammm!
Lawyers I am calling, from the office of EA With something to pursue A mod pack is online, together we will scheme Like Shylock’s wildest dream May your pen stay wet, as you print the forms and sign This fan patch must die
DLC is waiting like the the content that we hide We must make them buy Fear our legal speak As we DMCA files Download is denied By power and copyright we’re protecting our I.P By legal right C and D
C, C, C and D, C and D C, C, C and D, C and D, C and D
We’ll cut off mod support And we’ll re-release old games So they buy again Won’t allow no remakes, or anything fanmade The money of plebs will be paid By power and copyright we’re protecting our I.P By legal right C and D.
C, C, C and D C, C, C and D
LEGAL ACTION TAKE THEIR HOMES MAKE THEM WANT TO DIE SUE THEIR FAMILY AS THEY CRY (hahahaha) Close their website Wipe their disks Till there’s no trace left to see C and D By power and copyright we’re protecting our I.P By legal right C and D.
Each morning, the shills get up and advertise here right on time We tell the Cred Forums population that localisation is fine And three threads about some pantieshots linger on the board’s front page The localisation is fuelling all the rage
So censor, censor, censor, we don't wanna see no tits sir, oh no no no no no Sexist, phobic, trash and we’re not happy with the ass so it just has to go Don't want no bath scenes, cleavage, dick jokes, petting, we have our doubts So no matter what the Japs do, we’ll cut it out.
We looked through the dialogue the Japanese would present (dialogue? Saying what?) We see how women are objectified and minorities are all absent (You know we can get hurt by words Reggie) In Nihon they have got to dress, women in outfits so tight. (You can see her navel!) And localisation is the way to put that right.
So censor, censor, censor, we don't wanna see no tits sir, oh no no no no no Sexist, phobic, trash and we’re not happy with the ass so it just has to go Don’t want no costumes, pantsu, ass slaps, big boobs, ladies who pout And no matter what the slants do, we’ll cut it out.
They hurry, like neckbeards, to comment, grumble and complain And though it’s sexist and it’s cringey they all want it to stay the same. When they flame it up on twitter, they say that we won’t get their gold (What do they say Reggie?) And she looks like kid, but she’s one-thousand-two years old
So censor, censor, censor, we don't wanna see no tits sir, oh no no no no no Sexist, phobic, trash and we’re not happy with the ass so it just has to go Don’t want no costumes, pantsu, ass slaps, big boobs, ladies who pout So no matter what the gooks do, we’ll cut it out.
It was our side that dropped the bomb, so our culture has clearly won Localisation, we’ll cut it out!
Robert Robinson
A lot of these are actually really good. There's more talent on Cred Forums then I thought.
Matthew Smith
Did Cred Forums do one on those Don't Hug Me I'm Scared songs?
Charles Brooks
And the last one I wrote this year linked because it's too fucking long:
But it's a song about Sonic Autism to the tune of Nick Cave LOVERMAN.
SONIC FAN Since the net began, This autism. From the very first ring. Switch off that game, it’s my turn now, I’m a Sonic fan Cause I can, cause I can, cause I can
S is for SONIC baby, And O is for O.C don’t steal N for hating literally NOTHING SEGA I is for hating the IMBARRASSMENT I feel, C is for CHAO F is for FASTER A is for ADVENTURE with all my friends, N is for KNOWING this Sonic fan’s going to be one that scares all of yours (away)
People would be all over this if an instrumental was found so get finding.
Connor Sanders
It's perfect
Ian Rogers
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Isaac Turner
Bump
Lucas Adams
New as fuck
Cameron Cooper
What about Toxic?
Nolan Watson
Is already being done by Bakatenshi I think.
Dylan White
I didn't see it in the finished tab.
Landon Lewis
It's not finished, but she said she'd do it on the unfinished tab
Nathan Murphy
>ironsights are so unnecessary OUT
Joseph Anderson
Obligatory shill for Nothing But the Vidya, because it's Backstreet Boys and Arthur. Also this might be good for something: youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
That was probably what I was gonna do if he doesn't find it on his own.
Hudson Sanders
>The DLC album? He means what happened with MobileCameron after he send a song to Kamiya with his own twitter, getting everyone so mad at him that it was decided to not include his song on any of the albums but just put it in DLC
Noah Stewart
Also I wouldn't namefag, my attention whoring will not extend past these threads (and their /vg/ equivalents).
I haven't sunk that low.
Bentley Roberts
I was there when it happened. I was saying the DLC album is a reason not to do it.
Kevin Lewis
>GET THE FUCK BACK TO FACEBOOK
Andrew Ward
>Namefag going full Mobilecameron Not even surprised tbph familam. Namefages are the purest form of attentionwhoring cancer
Liam Adams
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE MALWARE CITY WHERE THE NETCODE IS SHIT AND THE ROOTKIT'S PRETTY.
OH CAPCOM PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY YEEEEEAAAH!
Oliver Kelly
Eh, I've decided not to after all he'll find it on his own if it's any good, someone there is probably ITT.
Isaac Cox
I'm crying.
Jace Martin
Stop with the name. You're even worse than the Junkofag we told off and countless other name/tripfags in here because all you do is self-promote and nothing else.
Nicholas Thomas
Are there any finished songs that are "good" and have good backing videos to riff off.
I never finished "I Need an Upgrade" but I did do "Do you wanna go and shitpost?" last year, which was neat.
>"Do you wanna go and shitpost?" last year That was two years ago, mate.
And just look at the finished tab on the spreadsheet to see if there's anything for you
Dominic Bennett
Kuchera In the Flesh might be featured in the actual Pink Floyd movie, The Wall
Die Die Die probably has footage, too
Elijah Harris
Fuck... was there one last year?
Maybe I was on holiday...
Henry Baker
>implying we're not all in this for ego >implying writefags and singers aren't in this for the stupid satisfaction of seeing their autism proliferate throughout a tiny corner of the internet
I genuinely apologize for going overboard with SiIvagunner, I let that shit go to my head. I'm still gonna keep shilling my lyrics for e-peen though.
>implying writefags and singers aren't in this for the stupid satisfaction of seeing their autism proliferate throughout a tiny corner of the internet Considering most writefags and singfags just keep anonymous I doubt that's the case, mate. They just do it because it's fun
It's true that they can't actually claim (meaningful) credit or anything, but don't go acting like you didn't feel a rush when someone reposted your filename or 100 hours in MS Paint.
I'm still that namefag, just disclosing that so I'm not sockpuppeting.
Nicholas Watson
>Hey! >Hey! >Hey! >HELLO
Slick job
Andrew Williams
Can we get the finished songs tab cleaned up? A lot of those don't actually appear finished.
Wyatt White
NOICE O I C E
I'm amazed Highway to Hell wasn't parodied until now, unless I missed something.
Julian Collins
You have my permission to clean it up
Charles Hill
well it's tnt technically
William Rivera
Highway to hell still has yet to be parodied user
Joseph Morales
>pastebin.com/N4wP2QbF does this have music or do the anons have to sing it without any music.
Hunter Reed
Well fuck, I'm a dumb, though the point applies for that song too.
Seriously if it took us 4 musicals to parody THAT this shit's gonna go until the FBI just decides to blow up Cred Forums.
Owen Morgan
Has anyone ever parodied CCR's Proud Mary cover? I just had an idea for one about roll images. >rollin', rollin', rollin' for a waifu
Been trying to get these in since the first one. I'm afraid I don't currently know where to find instrumental only versions of the songs. pastebin.com/HSCkJ5k5 pastebin.com/sWXr7pgg
Christopher Miller
Was probably there earlier, but the Loud Nigra got me.
Adam Hernandez
I just found an instrumental on iTunes for the first one. No luck elsewhere, though.
Actually there isn't any real music in the first one, so you could conceivably just mute the audio and play shit over it. That song you linked though is from the broadway play revival, which has a different version of the opening song that's 2 minutes longer than the one for the movie. That's the problem I ran into trying to find it.
Maybe it's poor form to literally take the best part of the song and show it prematurely, but I had to share. I like this hook a lot.
CHORUZ: Stuck on Cred Forums Shitposting eternally Waiting for Persona 5 (lol muh dual audio) Traps and 40-year old guys Tripfags want some sympathy Janitors do it for F R E E Bask in all our Wizardry (im workin on the no gf part man) Cuz I swear I'm not gay
i tried putting it on my soundcloud but the cyberpolice took it down instantly
Aaron Garcia
CAN SOMEONE WRITE ME A SONG ABOUT DENUVO TO THE TUNE OF BECK'S LOSER???
David Brooks
what's the original song for the first one these are really good btw
Lucas Murphy
Sounds great mate, hope the rest of the song is about other stuff than just shitposting though
Grayson Wilson
This is almost 10bux levels of passing for professional without derailing at the end.
Camden Powell
Don't end it by talking about how normalfags are cool and welcome this time.
Andrew Gomez
BakaTenshi, if you're here and have the time, recording a chorus for C'est La Three would be greatly appreciated. Thanks so much bby.
Sorry about that, haha. I was feeling very sentimental by the end.
The most difficult part is that Anthony Kiedis literally writes complete utter fucking BIPPIDY BOPPY BOO!-tier nonsense, and I actually had to fill up 5 pages worth of gibberish with real lyrics.
Ran out of steam by the end and you got a /tumblr/ the musical ending to 10 BUX. Won't happen again.you liked it u fukn fagET
Benjamin Harris
YOU CAN BET YOUR FUCKIN ASS I WILL (IF IT'S CLEVER AND NOT HALF ASSED)
Landon Smith
I have a pirate version of "Chim Chim Cher-ee", already edited! All we need to finish this up is someone to sing it. Everything you need is right here: pastebin.com/yt4vXZfe Feel free to request editing from me, I'm willing to help out other projects.
Why is it the most talented singers are also the biggest faggots with the shittest pleb opinions?
Andrew Phillips
Just put a comment on the spreadsheet, she tends to read those
Joseph Baker
Last time I was terribly possessive of my lyrics. Not this time. I want your guys' help so I don't goof the ending again. draft:
------- Coming up from the basement And I smell like French fries Gotta gotta get up And take a shower now
My momma gives me a kiss But I can tell that she’s pissed “How did he end up like this” ..How did I end up like this?
Riding home on the bus And sharing Pokemon cards Trading packets of gum For holo Charizards
Sapping sentry turrets Then getting stranded on Myst nothin...personnel....kid.. But harambe is dead now Overwatch a shit show Like CS:GO… I just can’t play MOBAs at all And civ’s not for me..
[choruzs] Stuck on Cred Forums Shitposting eternally Waiting for Persona 5 (lol muh dual audio) Traps and 40-year old guys Tripfags want some sympathy Janitors do it for F R E E Bask in all our Wizardry (im workin on the no gf part man) Cuz I swear I'm not gay
Walking through a Red Gate L-A-R-A to change fate! (fi u don’t get this ref ur a fuck ng fEGOT) Hold the egg to the sky And save the one who died Been farming Baal for uniques My body pillow kinda reeks “That kid is kind of a creep..” (need a femanon to do tis line very stacy-like, think laugghinggirls.jgp) I guess I’m kind of a creep! Legion brings my guild back Then Blizzard drops a new patch Warrior in the ground And demon hunter down
No man’s sky was a scam That went according to plan Refund now if you can Cause they’re stacking their cash now “Early Access” trash now Help us, God (gabe? Valve? ZYZZ!?!?) I just can’t wait for Half-Life 3 (ancient meem) Gabe’s trolling me
[chorus again]
Obviously I like RHCP otherwise I wouldn't have covered them. Lots of their other songs are deep, but you can't seriously believe that Can't Stop's lyrics quoted out of context wouldn't sound like the drunken ramblings of the homeless guy by the train station.
Elijah Foster
desu it didn't actually bother me like everyone else, it was just kinda out-of-place in a musical where the lyrics are mostly industry cynicism and dank memes. Anyone bothered by "their bullies" taking up vidya is fucking Movieblob-tier, don't see how Cred Forums misses the parallel.
Juan Smith
i have the best opinions
Charles Ramirez
>But harambe is dead now Replace that line with something that isn't a normie meme, other than that it's great
Aiden Torres
>quoted out of context That's why you listen to and appreciate them in context where they work a million times better than normalfags rule and vidya's for the people.
Nolan Rodriguez
Is Harambe the normie equivalent of Baneposting?
Daniel Garcia
Pretty much
Lincoln Phillips
Grossly incandescent
Samuel Gomez
yeah I agree with that. but any ideas? Honestly those three lines can definitely change. For reference this is the prechorus (but she's touching his chest now/he takes off her dress now/let me go...)
But I'm lying in bed now Wishing I was dead now Posting frogs.... I can't believe they stole our memes (they did steal pepe, guys) The normies must go/die/... (go rhymes better with the original "control", but idk it doesnt have to be perfectly lined up wtih the original)
thanks boyz
Samuel Martinez
>When your song is so trash it got deleted.
Lincoln Moore
there's no quality control. It's either a troll or an accident.
Nicholas Davis
what song? it shouldn't have.
Christian James
It's from Les Mis, "Master of the House"
Jason Smith
Do you mean lyrics you added recently? Docfags alphabetise intermittently so check again by letter.
Josiah Wood
It's in the Finished tab.
Parker Hill
I like it
Brandon Garcia
It was probably an accident since it was recent
Alexander Morgan
The council!
Matthew Parker
>mad Auscunt Friendly reminder that Steve Irwin is dead
Are there rules as to what can be considered music for the musical? because a month ago I had an idea for "433 things to do in No Man's Sky
Robert Thomas
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Anthony Reyes
There are a million NMS songs already. Pick something else.
Thomas Gonzalez
Hey, can someone write Willie And The Hand Jive with this instrumental? youtube.com/watch?v=YP2DGc0rIv0 I would do any video of the completed songs if someone does.
Jonathan White
TRUST THE IRC FEAR THE IRC BELIEVE THAT THE IRC BELIEVES IN YOU Also make more fucking videos you shits.
Oliver Nelson
The namefag means pick something else, please. Topics can be repeated, but tends to get tiresome after a while.
The main "rules" are don't parody a song that's already been done a previous year, and anything already sang and completed outside of the musical time period won't be accepted.
Isaac Butler
>Also make more fucking videos you shits Good point, we've got fewer videos than ever before I think
At this point we had 16 videos in year 1, 4 videos in year 2 and 6 last year. So far we've only got 3 finished songs this year.
Angel Ortiz
Videos are traditionally late, don't worry. Plus, each year we have less songs with video material
Carson Ross
>3 finished songs 3 finished videos obviously
Evan Russell
i want to help with video editing
checked the doc of song availability but where do i download the songs?
I vaguely recall the video count for years 2 and 3 being higher, but I don't have a solid count.
So far the immediate candidates for videos beyond the song I just embarrassed myself promoting are the two Simpsons songs and maybe the Deus Ex intro parody.
>Videos are traditionally late, don't worry Not necessarily. A good portion gets done around release. People keep pushing the whole no deadline thing but they aren't encouraging production. If all the videobros wait until way after October all the hype will be dead by then and not as many people will even see them. If there is a breakout hit like No Hope for Fallout 4 or Take on Kaz people viewers won't have any other videos to explore after they get their dank memedose. Also it helps production a great deal having Musical threads up and being able to post for feedback or just to be motivated that when you finish you'll at least get some pity (you)s. While there are great videos that were made way later, its always a benefit to get videos done while the iron is hot.
Jeremiah Robinson
cool so when i choose a song i have to claim it here right?
Michael Perez
Fair enough, last year had a LOT of videos coming in late.
Daniel Morales
Yeah, just add a name in the Video Editor column behind the song you choose
Noah Young
That Peter Molyneux song is just mean-spirited.
Isaiah Ramirez
Most cautionary tales are
Eli Bailey
>mean-spirited >doesn't make the Cred Forums jokes a certain other Molyneux makes inevitable