Danganronpa

ITT: Characters who are literally you. For me it's Junko Enoshima, we're both intelligent, nihilistic,and with a wicked sense of humor

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>intelligent
At least the thread didn't start with Neps

Pic related. It's me.

Have any of you guys ever watched Jeopardy, when they have the tournaments with the little kids? They're like 10-12 or some shit. Well, you know how all the non-age-specific questions (so not stuff like children's books/television) are so easy it's laughable? You know how there's not even a point in watching it because it's just boring?

The entire world is like that for me.
The entire world is so boring that I've tired of it. The problems of the world are really quite simple, even matters like hunger, disease, war, poverty, etc. Solving them is so simple a child could do it, modified of course by the fact that all of it is prevented merely by human stupidity. I've long since moved on to solving problems in fictional universes because there are more variables. I'm the kind of guy you might see writing long-winded proofs that pick apart mindfuck plots and find the reasoning that nobody else can. Nonetheless, I am even starting to tire of that.

I won't even pretend to claim that I've accomplished anything of note. Oh sure, I got bored one year and wrote a full-length novel that I consider technically better than anything ever written… but then people don't read books because they're well-written; they read them because they're filled with their teenage fantasies about sparkling sex vampires and magic schools and other such insipid nonsense. Well-written books aren't popular and they don't make the writer money; they're what your teacher makes you read in high school. Beyond that, however? I just don't care. I care about as much at excelling in this boring, boring world as you would care about a fat, steaming dog turd on the sidewalk. It's there, it's ugly, it fucking stinks, but it's not very interesting. You do your best to avoid it because it's not your problem. It's just a pile of shit that isn't worth your time.

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I'm not a chef

What was his problem?

Despair. Also hope. Both are one hell of a drug.

kek

How did you get that picture of me?!

>Is turned on by literally everything under the sun
>He even pops a boner to the fat guy
>In an official chart representing everyone's feelings on Hajime, he says "I wonder if he's interested in BL"

My kind of guy

I kinda feel you.
Kirigiri is the closest to how I act, except my detective skillz aren't "ultimate" at all, of course.

dangan ronpa's on sale, but $20. is this publisher for real?

Pirate it, it's not worth 20$

and you are not dead

I wish this post was real, there's so much enjoyment that could be had from bullying someone who thinks like that

It actually is, but only weebs buy visual novels
so just pirate it

No VN is worth more than 10$

CHECK THESE TRIPS

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For me it'd be Munakata Kyousuke.
Extremely decisive. Hate Zetsubou. Would destroy anyone between me and my goal.

I'm literally Saionji.

I'll stay out of the way of you and your cheetos then.

duh, but i mean the "real" anime version

AI Chiaki, best Chiaki

SHSL Ambiguously Gay

Togami, obviously.
Extremly smart. Can handle even the worst case scenario with ease, even under pressure. Wanted by most women. Heir of one of the most powerful families in the world. Extremely beautiful.

Good, you know I'd wreck your ass if you even attempted to stop me.

WHEN DID EVERYTHING GO SO WRONG

BINGOOOOOOOOO

Why is weedman still alive?

Sooo why Bandai sounded like a little girl?

weedman is the mastermind

>Make it obvious as fuck the animator is the traitor when he was in the ROD's class
>Keep everyone from before still alive
>Kill all the new characters

What's the fucking point

>yfw Kirigiri ends up surviving because of Cure W, Munakata dies to save Naegi in the climax and Ryota dies because he was evil all along

No Country for New Characters.

>Creepy
>Defensive
>Socially retarded
>Has lewd fantasies

I'd say she's literally female me, but she has a friend now. So I'll just say she's almost literally female me.

Anime was a mistake bro's

Are you a serial killer too?

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For me it's Hinata Hajime: desperate, no talent, and our waifus are both dead

Well, that's an alternate personality, so I didn't bother with that.

>tfw donut-chan is so best girl that she can cheat death

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Wanna feel despair?

What's his endgame.

Anime and suicide

Wow just like me!

>Asahina "Breast Breastfeeder of the Year" Aoi
>Asahina "Willing Willy Winner" Aoi
>Asahina "Pound and Round Me" Aoi
>Asahina "Kirigiri's Barren and Dead; I'm Not" Aoi
>Asahina "Polishing Naegi's Pole in Water Polo" Aoi
>Asahina "Take My Brown to Pound Town" Aoi
>Asahina "Safe Sex I Can't Respect" Aoi
>Asahina "Lay Me and Spray Me Naegi" Aoi
>Asahina "Ultimate Lucky Student's Amusement" Aoi
>Asahina "Makoto's My Seed Steed" Aoi
>Asahina "Ready, Willing, and Able for the Stable" Aoi
>Asahina "Graft Your Shaft In Me" Aoi
>Asahina "Naegi's Love Fits Like A Glove" Aoi
>Asahina "Kirigiri Is So Dreary, Makoto's My Dearie" Aoi
>Asahina "Spunk Bunk Dunker" Aoi
>Asahina "These Titanic Tits Can Sink Any Ship" Aoi
>Asahina "Body Like a Pear, Womb Like A Mare" Aoi
>Asahina "May The Swiftest 'Swimmer' Win" Aoi
>Asahina "Naegi's Sow Waiting to Get Plowed" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko Can't Get Ploughed Now That I'm Naegi's Ho" Aoi
>Asahina "Dead Girls Can't Swirl Naegi's Pearls" Aoi
>Asahina "No More Class, Only My Ass" Aoi
>Asahina "Broodmother For Naegi To Smother" Aoi
>Asahina "One Banana, Two Banana, Three Banana, Four!" Aoi
>Asahina "Women Are From Venus, But I Desire Naegi's Penis" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko Was Too Slow, Now I'm His Beau" Aoi
>Asahina "I Make Makoto Stiffer Than Kyoko's Rigor Mortis" Aoi
>Asahina "Nut My Donut Naegi" Aoi
>Asahina "She's Six Feet Under While He's Six Inches In Me" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko Bought The Farm, We Bought A Home" Aoi
>Asahina "She Went To A Better Place, But Naegi Went To A Better Face" Aoi
>Asahina "She Shuffled Off Her Mortal Coils, But He's Getting Spoiled" Aoi
>Asahina "Kirigiri Turned Up Her Toes But Makoto's Turning Me On" Aoi
>Asahina "Detective Paid The Ultimate Price, I Didn't Pay A Dime" Aoi
>Asahina "She Met The Grim Reaper So I Can Be The Creeper" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko's Going Home In A Box While I'm Getting Off Naegi's Rocks" Aoi
>Asahina "She Met A Sticky End And Now Naegi's My Boyfriend" Aoi

>tfw junko is a redneck

>he's gonna burst a blood vessel because I dissed his waifus

Oh god, 10/10, fucking wrap it up, we're done here. Valley girl Junko is best Junko.

>Asahina "Pegged Out So He Can Eat Me Out" Aoi
>Asahina "She's Outta Luck, I'm In My Prime" Aoi
>Asahina "She Bit The Dust, He's In My Muff" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko's Beyond The Grave, But Naegi Can't Behave" Aoi
>Asahina "Her Last Breath Made His Take Mine Away" Aoi
>Asahina "Put Down Kirigiri So You Can Take Me Around" Aoi
>Asahina "I'm Carrying Him So He Can Mount Me Later" Aoi
>Asahina "Kirigiri Rode The Pale Horse So Makoto Can't Divorce" Aoi
>Asahina "She Wasn't Long For This World, A Shame She Never Saw His Schlong" Aoi
>Asahina "Killed In Action And Now I Give Him True Satisfaction" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko Kicked The Bucket So I Could Fuck It" Aoi
>Asahina "Going West Made Him Obsessed" Aoi
>Asahina "Put Her In A Box So Naegi Can Stuff Mine" Aoi
>Asahina "Kyoko's Food For The Worms While I Get All Naegi's Sperm" Aoi
>Asahina "Naegi Put Her To The Sword And Made Himself My Lord" Aoi
>Asahina "She Was Infertile And I Was Worthwhile" Aoi
>Asahina "Scarred Hands Couldn't Stroke His Glans" Aoi
>Asahina "Naegi Made Her Dead As A Doornail And Now He's my Male" Aoi
>Asahina "He Was Bored To Death By Her, So I Became The Best For Sure" Aoi
>Asahina "Naegi Signed Her Death Warrant, I Signed Our Marriage License" Aoi
>Asahina "Death And Taxes Don't Matter When You're Attractive" Aoi
>Asahina "Makoto Gave Kyoko A Death Blow, Now I'm On His Lap Giving A Show" Aoi
>Asahina "He Was A Labor Of Love And Now I'm Going Through Labor Too" Aoi
>Asahina "No Love Lost Between Them, But I'm Gonna Make Him Come" Aoi
>Asahina "Whom The Gods Love Die Young, But That Doesn't Matter When He's Hung" Aoi
>Asahina "All's Fair in Love And War While Naegi's Shoves Make Me Sore" Aoi
>Asahina "all these nuts make make me doughy" Aoi

So this...is dispear...not bad...

>redneck
Is that a joke? I'll bite anyway; that's a Californian valley girl accent, my man.

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Holy shit this was a good read. Copypasta from Cred Forums or something?

>She also says "weeb"
>This is a real legitimate dub being done by a professional company

You haven't been in Cred Forums's DR3 threads? There's also ones for Chisa the kid killer.

hahahaha you fell for it now taste despair!!!!

I'm not usually much for Cred Forums. Gimme my vidya animes

Is this what people in Mirai are shown before they kill themselves?

does your Danganronpa have some good femdom stuff?

pls respond.

So what was Ryota's forbbiden action?

yes

Growing a pair. So he had nothing to worry about.

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I think there's a fair share of femdom doujins floating around, and Junko is usually the focal character for them. I also recall seeing a doujin where Chihiro gets dommed by a few of the DR1 girls, but I never really read it because I don't fap to DR characters.

Probably something relating to his phone. Either not checking it regularly, or losing it.

being relevant to the plot

please tell me more.

talking about MUH ANIME

theres a saionji/mahiru x soda doujin that i like

Telling everyone about the game.

please gibe link.

I have lost The Game

laugh with despair.. just laugh

youtube.com/watch?v=9JegoiZ9GbI

Finally a character i can self-insert in

how do you not know how tags on sad panda work nig

Well done user

>sad panda
no, please not that shit again ...
but thank you anyway.

SHSL Soldier?
more like
SHSL Siscon

Danganronpa was dead to me the second chihiro died..

AI is still here

He's in 2D heaven now, user

Still wondering how they're gonna cram real Chiaki in with the fact that Fujisaki was supposed to make the AI. Please tell me they're gonna explain it.

what a coincidence that she died in front of the only character in the series with the ability to save her, who is also known as the ultimate hope
just saying

>They got fucking Panty
Worst girl getting voiced by another worst girl.
True despair.

Because it's a WAAAAACKY subversion! Remember DR1? That was too serious, and only wacky in some parts, it didn't go over the top enough! So in DR2 we had to get wackier, and people LOVED it. Now in DR3, we're as WAAAAACKY as we can be!

Izuru made the Chiaki AI now.

wait i got my flawless and cute waifus mixed up
chihiro is definitely dead forever sorry

There's no evidence of that quite yet. There's gotta be some loophole. Like it was a blank AI and Izuru just put the Chiaki info on it, or something.

I just can't have him be the one that made the AI from scratch. DR2 was really clear it was Chihiro.

>So in DR2 we had to get wackier
The fuck are you talking about?

Marry me

are u ok

>literally you
Are you a ghost user?

perfection

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That game was fucking amazing from start to end. Aina best girl.

>Junko's dub voice

Depressingly is still better than the nip one.

>Junko's dub voice

Got you pham.

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Good joke

What book? I wanna read it.

The weird thing is that the valley girl accent is perfect for Junko Enoshima, the Ulitmate Fashionista. But they don't really make any other effort to actually make that a part of her character, so it just kinda half-fits and it's really weird.