Minecon 2016

all of them

>tfw autistic wife

because it sucks (lol)

Everyone above the age of 20 who isn't tagging along with their child

>Mod characters
Not fucking fair.
That's cheating.
I could very well go dressed as fucking Chris Redfield with machine guns blazing and say "it's a mod character lol"

UNDERWEAR
SHOWN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

UNDERWEAR SHOWN

>those legs

I'm almost sad at how many mobs I don't recognize. At the same time I'm proud because I'm not an autist

Which one is the wife?

MOMMY

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> tfw you hate your life but can't divorce because 2 kids and alimony will fuck your shit up

Will a Russian hacker come along and delete the event?

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QT ALERT

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>it's a undercover pedo thread
you sick fucks

IT'S AN ALICORN
JESUS FUCK, READ THE DEEP MINECRAFT LORE

This conference is haram.

Delete this thread right now

Enderdragon and Enderdaughter have been the cutest so far

>nice and warm.
SOMEONE CALL THE COPS.
JESUS.

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>all these non-costumes

damn...

When is the Q&A starting?

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>did you enjoy minecraft storymode?

The fuck is going on with this kid

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>that kid getting embarrassed by his "security"
I know that feel, fucking parents.

Why don't you take a seat right here?

literally her bra is out

:(

>goddamnit mom you're embarrassing me in front of the guys

>Costumes

E N T R A P M E N T

To be fair, she's acting like a total slut

WHO /TWIRLY/ HERE?

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loli is high a s fuck right now

pedo alert

I think he probably got embarrased by his mum and the other woman who were with him on stage. My parents were kinda like that when i was a kid

>pedo
>>>/neogaf/

T W I R L Y

bretty gud

unf
10/10

Wanted to be cool at minecon his moms wont let him

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Keks

> and i just won

I can't be angry at kids, but why do grown up people show up on stage?

>a nyan cat shirt
is that still relevant?

>Cred Forums started this

Here here

das kind of cute

most of them have enough shame to hide their faces at least

>kid
>acting like a slut

Oh yeah and you're going to hell.

Hey guys what's goin on in this thread

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are there many pedos at neogaf?

>I HAVE TO SUPERVISE YOU ON STAGE BILLY
my mom was like this. it ruins a person

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did he just say "this shit"

UNFFFF

>"Keemstar" got escorted off by security

very twirly.

>your own child is embarrassed of you

No game does ladders better than Minecraft tbg. If there is one thing minecraft does right its the ladders

reererererrrererreerrrrrerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SHUT IT DOWN

>children

Twirly-chan a cute

Who's your favourite costume Cred Forums?

Mine's TWIRLY

it's his accent. I think he's saying "this year."

>I'M MY OWN SKIN ON MINECRAFT PC
>wearing regular clothes with an autism medallion
where have i seen this before

Who?

I feel like I'm going to get v& from watching this

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literally who

H-Hi there.

this thread is getting out of hand.

cunnyposter pls go

Lord have mercy, that stupid sexy sheep.

RUN

So the Magma Cube is gonna get top 3 right?

>twirling at very high speed

HOW LONG IS THIS FUCKING GOING FOR

HOLY SHIT JUST END IT!!!!

You're probably going to be put on a watchlist.

Me too man.

>not already being on a watchlist

>the sheep

What the fucking shit, I decided to come in and see what these threads were about but jesus christ.
I'm sure some of you are having fun being retarded with your temporary friends but there's a limit.

is this a loli thread?

TIVIDURHURHUR

this guy has 10/10 memory

How many times are you going to come into these threads and do this?

>beweedarumba
>Oh Steven The X

How can he even understand these kids?

>but there's a limit.
yeah if you're a pussy

I think it's over now

What was the best costume?

>wot's your favourite costume
>dirraidbararrbbrrr
>wot
>dirrrirrabbrrrararr

Reminds me how how I was teaching my 6 year old bro about how ladders work in minecraft.

This is a thread about watching a trainwreck

>temporary
Fuck you. I love these people. Two of soul.

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NO FUN ALLOWED

>whats your favorite music
>Dance EDM
>Dance Electronic Dance Music

there are people who acted retarded when they were young, and some still do to this day, like you

Sheep.

Who was cuter. This girl or Ender Dad and Ender Daughter?

>Please give me that sweet dopamine hit

Gotcha pal

Now it is.

SPOILERS!

ik right? Fucking children

degeneracy.....*sigh*...this is why we vote Trump

>minecraft babys so autistic they can't pronounce steve
>mfw that part

>deleted

I CAN HEAR THE SIRENS

I want to fuck both.

>Fucking children
dont

They brought her out on a fucking cart

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[DELETED]

I guess it was too twirly for 4chin

Actually mad that Ender dad and Ender daughter are not in the final

kek nice one mods

Why does Minecraft attract so many autists?

I just wanted to see another detotated, but this is all around very uncomfortable, not even funny

> Pantyshot loli wasn't a finalist
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

someone's knocking at my d

The Nether cube creature is the best, there's no contest

DIAGON ALLY

Twirly deleted, quick everyone smash your hard drives with a hammer and grab your shotguns, don't let the pigs take you alive!

How did the skelly costume is get in the running?

brb guys, police at my door.

>can hear sirens in the distance

H
E
L
P

What was your favorite one user ?

>dat hips

the police just pulled up to my hou

This world needs to be purged.

Vote for King Caesar.

Stampy Vs Squid at 3pm PDT. Now we can find out why the kids are choking on Stampy's dick.

It was literally made by an autist so it's only natural.

English wasn't mean for children.

Is is true that speech impediment is common with the english?

Brown suit needs to get the polls rigged for it.

Youngest kid on stage. Fuck that Magma Cube bullshit.

>deleted
Heh
>so was my reply

T W I R L Y

either the bat or the magma slime

DELETE THIS
DELETE MINECON

>Sheep didn't win
No taste.

Better start to worry.

30 MINUTES UNTIL THE ULTIMATE TRIGGERING

STOP

Literally who?

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wait
IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS?

Its so Twirly! and Totally not a furry were the most meme worthy desu

What's coming up?

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what the fuck is stampy? is it a skin for minecraft?

youtube.com/watch?v=0-ZBlQ9goyk

RED ALERT GUYS
SEXY SHEEP WAS A DUDE

;^)

Oh user no...
it was much worse

please dont tell me that sexy line became a meme

The guy says there's a "party van" outside. Is he legit or

Yes, a loli did a spin on stage and showed her panties for one frame

White

That kid was just a fucking gibbering little monkey, I was plenty coherent when I was a wee lad

Yes.
You missed a live loli pantyshot.
A girl around 5-10 at the most.

May as well kill yourself now.

>storytelling in minecraft

...

that's actually pretty cool.

Are there any kind of highlight reels for past minecon?
I need to see the autism.

A YouTuber who literally panders to babies. He basically does baby speak and 99% of his audience is under the age of 7.

WAIT WHAT

Some kids show based in minecraft. My Nieces like it

youtube.com/watch?v=6rSXu9sGcMo

>Minecraft Chad
FUCKING NORMIES INVADING MINEYCRAFT

even better

that makes it better

even better

...

are all these children youtubers

deliver us from this evil, Hansen

It'll be fine guys. I've seen worse threads on Cred Forums.
Right?

>PvP
Chirst hearing this at a minecraft convenstion makes it sound uncool as fuck

Where's the eye of the spider kid

>Dat kid refusing to reveal his youtube name
FUCKING MORON NETWORK IT CUNT

just remember theres always something is always worse

>Twirly wasn't a finalist
>Keemstar wasn't a finalist
>Totally Not a Furry wasn't a finalist

youtube.com/watch?v=3KxvhuLl1ak
youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
youtube.com/watch?v=jcifngvnh54

Go nuts

Those are some pretty yellow chompers

But
But
How

Magma cube

NOOO

>that kid saying "ONLY PEOPLE WHO CATCH THE PING PONG BALLS CAN SUBSCRIBE TO ME"

>expecting autism
>get pedos and fat fetishists instead

But chads don't look like faggots

>not enjoying a true and honest "interactive movie experience with no fail states"

Daddy's not going to be happy.

Bullshit, source?

>finalists swindles you

Because it is

>my son's favorite number is 64

youtu.be/jcifngvnh54?t=7m29s

You better not be fucking with me

THREAD'S THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8

DO NOT SEXUALIZE TWIRLY

So no one then seeing as how everyone actively avoided them

patrician desu

>all those "I'm [character] from MINECRAFT STORY MODE!!"

Why are these faggots holding eachother

WHITE

10/10 stream

>pedos jacking off at incredibly high speed
>fbi monitoring this thread at incredibly high speed
SHUT IT DOWN

lol

PANTIES

10/10 user

Why are all adult males in this convention effeminate? Is it a sign of our decadent society, or is it just minecraft fans?

HE WAS DESTROYED!

Sometimes it's just awkward standing position just having shoulders touch that arms around is more comfortable.

Did he just quote Casey Neistat?

That's my waifu

Perfecto

>Jokes

That moment when you realize this entire convention will be on Youtube at... 720p for download later.

Poor lolis are going to get sexualized again.

You wont see normal people in cons.

>Every single fucking one starts with "Did you hear"
Fucking why

nice

Testosterone doesn't happen before puberty, user.
That's to be expected.

>thread dedicated to autismfest suddenly has everyone flipping their shit over a little girls underwear

>that laser pointer video where you can clearly hear his parents fighting in the background

>has a musclesuit
>still fat

what did you just say fag ?

>did you hear
>a skeleton?
>he respawned

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hol up did i just get banned for quoting posts?

Everyone is talking about Twirly but doesn't see this beauty

Holy shit are they twins?

test

Is there anyone that can defeat him?

>glasses

Into the bin

fuckin pedos m8, please stop

>I feel there's a story behind this
>I'm not going to say
>You have to!
>u-uh o-okay...
>BUT ONLY IF IT'S SUITABLE
Her mind is in the fucking gutter I swear

You don't have any proof.

mods just want to remove the evidence of TWIRLY

no you retard, mods deleted panties and all replys
NOTHING HAPPENED YOU FUCK

This grill hairs are long as fuck

The camera MEN sure noticed that.
2 of them constantly zooming in on her several times.

My sides.

If nothing happened then why does my penis feel like this?

>conference happens in California
>parents send their prepubescent kids in highly sexualized costumes
really makes you think

S U I T A B L E
U
I
T
A
B
L
E

Mods and jannies are just having some fun.

I wish they'd do this more often.

twitch link?

Doubt it. I didnt get warned for replying to it the post just got deleted

It's going to be on youtube in 720p for pedos to jack off anyway.

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twirly tho..

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Land of FREEDOM

/mineconstage

>blue panties

Your fetish is being banned on a Moldavian Folktales Forum?

But the picture is still in my browser memory and I can see it

>corset
>fishnets

Is she a pornstar or what?

thats what i was testing, really.

oh, good

Does twitch do VOD of these? It's much higher quality there.

CARPET BANS INCOMING
EVERYONE TAKE COVER

DO NOT TOUCH PEDO POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO PEDO POSTERS

>she

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thank you kindly, user.

>these videos

Also, crowcat is pretty cool.

BRAVO NOLAN

I'm really liking this thread

>its their last hope to get their kids socialized

>these boring niggers talking about pleb as fuck movies

Well is he a boipucci fag or what?

that antvenom fucker can't handle the limelight not being on him

seen his piece of shit toys for sale at walmart in the "practically free please take this shit from us" clearance zones

>Shitskin in casual suit appears
>'I just wanted to dress to impress, look good'
>'You didn't get it from target for 5 dollars did you?'
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WORLDSTAR WOOOORLDSTAAAAAR

where's the crowbcat video?
i don't wanna watch 4 hours of this gay ass shit

>antvenom

this entire thing is a huge meme

not enough cringe. Q&A might be the only string of hope you have left for him to touch this event.

that's the point

Anyone know what's coming next?

who are these weird losers talking on this couch. I hate them all

Notice me mods

WHAT THE FUCK DO THESE AUTISTS EVEN HAVE TO TALK ABOUT. THIS IS FUCKING POINTLESS

I just woke up
someone post twirley

They call him Quick draw Janny. How can one man be so fast

WE GETTIN' SWATTED

Mods be quick on the go.
Good work.

>kids before used to grow up looking up to their dads, uncles who taught them to do shit
>today kids look up to XXxWaspSeraphxXX, youtuber retard who will only teach kids how to be a complete mongoloid
Future generations are fucked, right?

is this one of those auto-deleting threads, like a sticky?

hello mods and janitors

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Who?

what's next?

>This thread

He has an eye for the underage

Will probably be up in a couple of days.
But yeah, this Minecon just is really uncomfortable and not that cringy.

OBJECTION!
If you JUST woke up, how could you know about Twirly?
That's an obvious contradiction to your statement!

Oh shut the fuck up, people used to do that way before the internet. Have you ever heard of delinquents before?

>STANDING HERE

That's fat

>polar bears
What the fuck are polar bears in the game now?

You got a source on that image friendo.
It's only been going on a short while shithead.

I'm just here to watch people get banned.

I read the thread

Yes. While it's totally fine right now and will be for a while, once those kids grow up everything's fucked.

What the fuck is going on ITT?

Someone should make a 9/11 edit with twirly twirling the twin towers

>all these deleted posts
>all because of blurry white loli pantsu

Every past generation said that about the next one.
I mean, we ended up on fucking Cred Forums so who are we to judge

Twirling

This thread is funny but I can't shake the feeling that I'll get put on a blacklist or some shit.

God damn it.
The games didn't prepare me for this bullshit.

how long til Minecon gets Swatted on posession of CP
nah, got it off some pokemon reaction pics thread

Just for that, you're off the list!

MY NIGGA StAMPY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Result of minecon:
>105 posters
>70 bans
Who would have thought this event would be so controversial
Go twirly

>thread is in autosage

thanks mods :-/

>all these deleted posts
>using Cred Forums x
>You cant hide from meeeeeeeeeee

Time for stampy and squid

We're going full twirkly.

Minecraft cosplay contest
Young girl wears a Creeper dress
Does a spin
You can figure out the rest

is this thread being autosaged?

youtube.com/watch?v=3CCh9sk-9l4

There's no bans, just post deletion

White pantsu will live on forever mods, you can't contain it.

Ditto...im watching this shit in realtiem

>this thread youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ

What a time to be alive

Check my l1mp bump

>Minecraft YouTubers

Why contain it?

youtube.com/watch?v=SIO36HtQkEk

God damned furries

wait is that yellow guy the killing floor va?

REEEEEE LET US BUMP THE THREAD

THIS GAYS ASS SHIT
DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED
DROPPED
>DROPPED

>he

No matter, I found the source, it's furshit though.
Why yes, it is!

ITT trolling, Twirly doesn't exist, I see no proof!

im already triggered

what is that fucking voice

>a fucking lets play is being shown in front of an audience

>best at a single player game

>this guy was in a game
what has this world come to

>kids are freaking out

Jesus

POSTING IN TWIRLY'S THREAD

Who the fuck are these faggots?

This isn't my Yogscast.

Do they even still exist actually?
I remember the shitfest with Yogventures then sort of just ignored them.

Kids don't actually laugh at this?

Guess what the difficulty of questions will be.

>mods actually removed autosage

man, i thought i was a loser for watching achievement hunters minecraft shit

PVP BATTLE SHOWDOWN

my nephew loses at shit from minecraft videos

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long hair grill is best grill

Why are mods deleting everything?

This is the Stampy?!

And those screams for him.

>YAHYAHYAHYAH
That fucking laugh.

>conslels

also fuck you captcha a traffic light isnt a traffic sign

>my Yogscast
pot calling the kettle black

>if you can't build you are not a good Minecraft player.

Fuck you, go back to Autismcraft.

I've never built anything of significance past a cube house with everything neatly squeezed together for efficiency.
Anything else is faggotry.

>all this mention of Stampy and Squid
>wonder what the fuck they are
>it's some kids entertainers
Fucking Minecon

>fun mods

That fucking laugh, what the actual fuck

Did he just fucking say they're going to do this for 50 minutes?

The only tolerable member of the Yogscast is Sips anyways

>minecraft on consoles
fuck off, i thought this was a game for pc

Well.
Now the stream is shit.

>yahahah

>Its so Twirly!

What did he mean by this?

Yogscast got banned from Minecon i think for saying FUCK in front of a child. Looking at Twitter they are at some game convention in the UK instead

>it doesn't even work

TOP KEK

>these load times
based xbone

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>can't see the obvious sarcasm.

Oh yeah, Minecraft thread.

I never cared for any of them.
In fact, only 2 of them that were previously Dead Workers Party, the only decent Minecraft group because they put actual effort in to LPs of adventure maps/
RIP Mars Mission.

After Notch did.

>not building dank as fuck automated redstone farms
I have the most fun building shit that farms crops by a button press.
Improving initial designs is even more fun.

If you want to go autism level, then it's Industrial Craft.

>Yogscast got banned from Minecon i think for saying FUCK in front of a child.

they played some big compilation of their videos on the big screen and it had fucks and stuff in it
notch got ass mad and they started a fight

Here senpai

>saying FUCK in front of a child
When did this happen? Sauce?

SCHTAMPYYYYYY

>these kids just having fun seeing people they like
I'm happy for them all. I love happy children.

Already found it lad, but thanks.

>this autistic horde of children screaming SCHTAMPEE
End it

time stamp for this twirly thing in the live video?

Fitz said so, so it must be true.

Oh, I've built some cool redstone shit, even in Vanilla.

But that dude was more meaning shitty autism houses and villages.

ZOIKS SQUIDWARD

>kids screaming for their favourite youtuber
burn it all

I dont recall what actually happened but Notch tweeted this and confirmed he emant Yogscast later on

twitter.com/notch/status/138560415197179904

This user might know more than me though.

>Got a warning for stating the true
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to video games, their consoles, and video game culture. Don't post off-topic garbage.
Face it mods you guys suck at deleting off shit garbage here. Come on bring it ban me faggots.

>kids screaming

>the mother that held her autistic kid back from screaming

Fucking hell

Your day of reckoning will come, Schneider

Around -45min, I think.

When's the stage fight between FitMC and TheCampingRusher.

I want to see Fit beat up that pale little nerd cunt.

>that fucking laugh

>>celebrity or not, you don't fuck kids

What did he mean by this?

Can we agree that it was the best costume contest ever ?

fucking disgusting pedo bait costume

parents who let their child daughters wear 6 inch skirts should be hanged

I haven't felt this uncomfortable in years

Remember when Minecraft and its players were better than this?

Clever girl

It's the twirliest

This is painful

>hyuk hyuk hyuk

can we get off this ride where people are defined by one thing they do?

If you play a game you must be a gaymur, do some shitty youtube videos you're a youtuber. I want off this faggot ride.

Also since it's on topic, mods should not allow e-celeb threads on Cred Forums, move that shit to /trash/ or so. Every single e-celeb thread devolves into discussion someone's dick, how someone's mom served in vietnam or whatever retarded bullshit.

This faggots laugh makes me want to strangle him.

twirly

I realized that it sounded kinda bad after I posted that. But like all kids are autistic and stupid, but we all grow out of it. Dont make fun of these pure little children. Also:

>nHYA nHYA nHYA

youtube.com/watch?v=pF9yWzWm7yg

HYUH HYUH HYUH!

>kids yelling the answer
>damn this is a hard question

this is fucking awful

JEB

Wow, rude much?

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>tfw wageslaving as a waitress right now

Living vicariously through you guys

>falling for the food industry meme

You poor bastard.

HUH HUH HUH

>It's a boy

>pedo bait costume
Are you projecting right now

I wish you were my wageslave user ;^)

END THIS LAUGHTER

>YOU GOTTA LET ME RAPE HER ASH!

enlighten me, i've seen the doujin 1,000 times before but both searches are giving me nothing.

No one would ever work in the food industry or retail if they had a choice.

This thread brings back good memories. I need to play mc again. Too bad /mcg/s modded serbs are always ded.

Jokes on you, I don't tip.

nice tips fag

LONDON

LONDON ONTARIO

It's furshit.
g.e-hentai.org/g/356432/00d0116c92/

>waitress
>wageslave
you're paid like a stripper you dirty slut

Do you serve your boipucci on a tray too?

THAT FUCKING LAUGH

4craft this year was a joke.

so many awkward laughs

why there's 4 xbox one s on the table right now ?

Take this thread to Reddit you underage cunt. Please fuck off and die.

do you have pics

There's always the easy life: the manual labor life.

I know its pedo bait because of all the pedos fawning over these little girls in this thread. It's fucking disgusting.

round 2

Do you dress slutty? Can I fuck you?

user said she was a girl

I only see 2 but they could bring in 2 others to play. i really dont know anything about his videos

they're console plebs

>jihadi cosplay

I don't understand the appeal of survival minecraft after like 10 hours of playtime. You get diamonds, nether/potion shit. Build a house, maybe a monster spawner. Then there is just nothing to do. I don't wanna spend all my time farming materials to do an elaborate build when I could do it in a quarter of the time in creative.

I like playing legos but the only people I know who play minecraft autistically play in survival

>minecraft on console

fuck that shit.

>g.e-hentai.org/g/356432/00d0116c92/
Yeah.. yeah.. Thanks user, I was searching exhentai, but couldn't find it on there.

>hyun hyun

are you cute?

are you a girl and have skype?

Would explain why the only chicks I've seen in construction are half man-half meth.

is he okay? poor pupper

That's stupid. You don't bait people into being pedophiles. Either they are degenerates that are into little girls or they aren't.

>the game doesn't even work

Cry us a river.

>not knowing the Building Time them by heart

>SEXY SHEEP IS A MAN CONFIRMED

HAHA HOLY SHIT I BET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD ALREADY WHACKED OFF TO HIM

tits or gtfo

It's not gay if my intentions were hetero.

Show me proof then, so I can jack off harder

>that demonic laughter

the biggest appeal was that if you wanted to build something, you had to get those material yourself. to quote yahtzee, its more gratifying to build a golden penis statue with the gold you worked hard to mine. i dont mind creative mode, but it robs the "adventure" of mining

[citation needed]

watching those spergs is awful

wtf I hate minecon now

Building with a controller must be excruciating.

Am i the only one who doesn't know who the fuck are these guys ?

>the other xbone isn't even loading just error looping
you can hear it, kek

Sounds like you want to be impregnated, user.

>Brits in charge of teeth

Personally it feels like more of an achievement to build a huge city in survival than it does in creative.
Although its pretty fucking pointless to build anything elaborate in survival unless its multiplayer

Whatever helps you sleep at night, faggot.

hot of ms paint

How the fuck can anyone stand this faggot's laughter

I fucking knew it

look at them big beefy arms

no but I would like to know you user

Thom Yorke pls go

Is he building a goatse?

>those knuckles
some fucking butch lesbian if it isn't a man

do you faggots tend to report e-celeb threads?

I only kind of know the furry british version Danny Sexbang aka "Stampy" but as far as I'm concerned they're both literally whos

>thinking Cred Forums would be disappointed by this

>he plays Minecraft Single Player

lmao a@t you

And?

HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH HYUH

*version of

I gave up since it never works.

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This faggot laugh is obnoxious

you just know they couldn't do it without that fresh supply of little boy arsehole

congrats you walked to a desert and left clicked to build that elaborate glass house in survival.

It was neat the first time I played minecraft. I've been occasionally playing this game for like 6 years now.

Why waste a whole day building one thing when I can pump out a city in 6 hours.

eHYUH HYUH

I-im just another user who enjoy vidya, d-do you like video games ?

The fag with the curly hair really strikes me as a child molester.

are you saying you want to impregnate me user?

youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

HYEH HYEH HYEH HYEH

I honestly wish I was this far gone.

Could you imagine being perfectly fine with all this? Enough to have your parents tag along with you?

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>Play with virtual blocks and record it
>Suddenly have 1000000 children cheering for you

Is this the future we chose

>the mob of chanting children

This only confirms the faggots in Cred Forums cant tell male and female arms apart.

Also butch lesbians dont play videogames they wanna fuck females.

>when the dank kush hits

The children being so happy gives me a really warm fuzzy feeling

>tfw the only person to tell me to not masturbate so much is my doctor

Are you oblivious to the nature of women? Are you doubting that girls of that age don't yet understand that dressing certain ways garners attention? They may not fully understand the repercussions of what they're doing. But it pleases them. Why else would they fucking wear it? Girls are sluts by nature.. better they realize it while they're young than deny it and turn into disgusting SJW's who revoke their nature. Retard.

I would find it nicer if the guy playing didnt make my ears want to die

Me too

In my pants ;)

When was the last time you were as happy as the kids in the background, Cred Forums?

Why are these kids going crazy shouting so much?!

build the wall

around this convention center

>Burn the wall

What kind of political indoctrination is this?

>Burn the wall

Ah so this is subtle political influence on our young children.

Recently

Never

It just makes me scared for who's gonna pay for my rent when I'm an old fart

going to lego land, didnt care i was way too old for it, i had tons of fun there

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

From my experience little kids form pseudo-cults around any random weirdo that is willing to cater to them on camera.

Today, then last night, then a couple days before that.

It's better to not focus on the negatives in life.

>All that PPTP and PBP

What's going through the adults minds?

Was wondering if anyone would have even noticed that.

I was going to stretch his mouth down, but hit the wrong command and invert fish-eyed him.
Just kept it in.

Watching my 2 year old niece dance her fucking face wet at some kids party dance club on holiday last week.
She was going full-on euphoria man.
Didn't help she had the flu and ended up needing to go see doctor too.

>Cheer for who was better
>Whoever has the most fans will win regardless

This is fucking retarded.

>what the fuck are these adult men doing with legos

Last Saturday when I went out with a couple of friends.

these poor casters having to try and make this sound exciting

A looooooooooong time ago

thats a pretty cute girl

>you don't need to-HYUH HYUH

About a week ago when my bad dragon came in the mail

I like you more

The child Pepe

Visualize that the entire room is 18+

Who's this blonde douche?

Who's the anyone?

link?

>my bad dragon came in the mail
i hate when this happens

*impregnates your boypussies*

A few days ago when i was drunk at a bar with a cute girl

I wonder how much coke these guys had to be able to bear through all this shit.

This is the world Notch created. I hope he's happy with his billions.

back to /r/TheRedPill

Get a room fuckbois

uguu~~
my bf was talking about impregnation fetishes recently and like was showing me that alien dildo that can put eggs inside of you

XxMineCraftGuyxX vs Steve-O and Ryan Dunn

Would you still fuck him if he kept the sheep costume on?

That only makes my dick harder.

He's not, he's a depressed idiotic fatfuck

Honestly if you're a billionaire and not happy you must of either really fucked up in life or are an autistic fuckwit

Cheer up user.

W-want to h-hold hands ?

Post more milfs

we all know you dont have anyone you ugly faggot

>bf

L O N D O N

Only if you come with us ;)

No. Homosexuality is a sin against God.

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Don't hit on me silly boys~

yo someone post the creeper loli

nigger no you're disgusting
I'm a fucking faggot but thats fucked mate jesus
youtube.com/watch?v=wkfFZnK5W9s
seriously this is disgusting

M I N E C O N
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you have to take in all these eggs

>waitress
London?

Heh
I appreciate the thought user!

>why else would they fucking wear it?
because they like unicorns

What did you mean by this

>cancerous e-celebs infest minecon
>thread halts big time, people don't even ask for a new thread

you guys are alright

y-yes