Can Cred Forums sit like this while playing games?

Can Cred Forums sit like this while playing games?

Ofcourse, but my set up is a lot cozier.

im japanese so obviously.

No because I have big thighs

I'm too old for that, my knees wouldn't last.

why would i, im not poor

>wanting to destroy my knee joints

Yes

Quit being a slob. If your knees can't handle sitting like that you've done something horribly wrong in your life.

considering that only girls or effeminate fuccbois would sit like that, then yeah, Cred Forums can probably pull it off.

Jesus Christ, how fat are you.

Hey, I'm exercising. Now. After a life of doing jackshit.

That's actually horrible for you, though. Ever wondered why they all have fucked up legs and pigeon toes? Men don't sit that way and their legs are fine.

i want to lift up her skirt and peek

Those feet look painful. Almost as much as that shit-tier controller.

My legs fall asleep really easily

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Men sit that way as well potentially at formal occasions. Probably more out in the country though, everyone I've seen here has a table and chairs because it's 2016.

Source: Nippon

Why did nips never discover chairs?

OVA when?

Only fags sit like that. Real men have one leg on the ground and the other crossed and dug into their balls.

>chair
Good luck with your hemorrhoid amerifat.

>tfw fell for the SS meme
I Will never be a cute anime girl with these legs

what's this

I hope you die from blood clot you humongous faggot.

What video game is this?

I can't stay like that at all, literally can't reach my butt with my heels unless I do that stretch where you pull your leg behind you
I am doing stretches though, I hope they will help me become more flexible in general so I can live my dream of sucking my dick and maybe giving me a footjob

>building fucking
>acidic cum
what the fuck

Samurai Flamenco

You wouldn't believe the spoilers to be told about that show even if I told you

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Thank you Japan.

No, seriously, thank you.

is she impregnated with SUPERIOR CHINESE SEED?

My knee bones are a bit more forward than they should be (shitty genetics i guess) so doing this would be painful as fuck no to mention awkward foot position

I do this all the time. More comfortable than sitting cross legged.

It's pretty uncomfortable with arthritis. A couple weeks ago I was replacing a sink faucet and had to sit like that and it was a very frustrating experience.

Well its my favourite position to ride my dildo because it hits my prostate juuuust right

>sucking my dick
Tried it, nothing special. Don't bother man.

Nah
i stand while playing video games

seriously, it's like trying to tickle yourself. it only works when someone else does it, not when you do it.

I only do this when I'm feeling pretty girly.

I'm 26 and I work in a warehouse. Last year I pulled my ulnar nerve from lifting boxes.

Just recently I twisted my knee. You'll be surprised what happens when you want a roof and crust.

I wonder what her feet smell like, haha

God how fucked up you have to be to suck ur own cock why not just fap

>giantess and huge couple fucking
>ruined by making the guy look fuckugly and make retarded expressions all the time

use your imagination

I sit like a normal person would

You would have tried already if you were flexible enough.

>why did you want to climb mount everest?
>because it was there.

what difference would that make? clearly your body isn't as sensitive when you touch yourself because you know what you're about to do.

OwO

Fucking kek, I need the name of this

I sit straight up on the floor with my legs criss-cross. Couches and such are just too weird to sit on since I feel like I'm sinking.

No i have some self respect still left in me

No, a previous skateboarding injury prevents that. My ankle pops out of socket without a lot of force, even not being fat. Yes, It sucks as much as you would think.

>self respect
>on Cred Forums

And yet here you are

>the characters actually look Japanese
>this is terrible

WHY IS SHE SO ADORABLE

I can but if I'm sitting on the floor why not just cross-legged

Cred Forums is morbidly obese so no

How fat do you have to be to find this challenging?

nope dislocated my knee when skateboarding and it hurts to kneel or sit cross legged for more than a minute.

What is about sucking yourself that lacks self respect?

>mom jeans

it don't think it's hard but i have a stand up desk so i can't play games like that

>sitting on the floor when playing games
Never understood this (outside of Japan, they do everything on the floor there)
Especially when you have a fucking couch and you still choose the floor.

Anime characters always look like asians. The thing is, they look like idealized asians with unrealistic characteristics like unusual hair colors.

Western cosplayers always look like shit compared to eastern cosplayers because western people can't look cute or delicate like anime characters usually are.

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ewww fuck no
asian girls are for white cock only

Well yea theres no other place to talk about games freely and i dont have anyone irl to talk about vidya related

>tfw airborne training ruined my knees

unless i'm mistaken, it's Kounai Shasei

How about the fact that you are sucking a dick you faggot

>fapping
>not giving up fapping and occasionally think of something sexual and start cumming out of nowhere

nofap is a meme, but wet dreams are not

Do you have to wear some kind of special brace? I can't imagine having to go around knowing that could happen any time

What is this?

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Hotaru is cute

with that logic you're gay for touching yourself at all

Thanks. Time to fap and laugh at the same time.

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Why is this on this board

I have to really try for it to happen, the socket is just permanently fucked. I would imagine sitting on it would pop it out though. Funny enough despite my foot basically becoming useless due to pain, and several doctor recommendations I cant get disability because I'm not a "societal victim enough".

Yea I can pull it off no problem.

>he never wore handmedowns
Fuck you for being rich, I looked autistic up until I was a good 17 because of mom choosing what I wore and giving me stupid handmedowns.
Nothing is hard about this, americans are just fat

Cute anime girls belong on all boards

Are white people the niggers to asians' oneitus Stacy Li?

Because this board sucks for discussing video games. Might as well discuss something else.

those washed out boot cuts are literally the trouser of choice for autists though.

bet he wears cheap sneakers that are squeaky clean and white because he only goes out once a year

Go back to Cred Forums.

>Because this board sucks dicks

This

Go back to hell, Satan

I remember as a kid I would jump as high as i could and land in this position right on my knees. I hate myself.

Go back to if you don't like anime desu senpai.

I've been wearing the same jeans and shoes for four years now. They both have holes in them.

Whites are to Asians as Blacks are to Whites.
Blacks are tantamount to bestiality to Asians.

Not even kidding.
They treat black dudes in their porn like it's the most degrading thing imaginable since bestiality is illegal in nip-land.

Hey, stupid, put a shirt on

The real question is if you can sit like this.

I never really understood why people need couches so badly.

Beds are super important to me but in the daytime sitting on the floor is perfectly fine as long as you keep your house clean.

I've never actually met a black dude with a dick bigger than mine
Plus the world's biggest dick is firmly attached to a white dude's pelvis so I'm thoroughly convinced this meme is bullshit

No longer than a minute without my ankles shitting themselves.

Why do people act as if they're experts in a culture they know little to nothing about outside of animu and porn?

>I've never actually met a black dude with a dick bigger than mine
Do you compare your dick with black men often? What the fuck?

Are you japanese, living in japan right now?

>I've never actually met a black dude with a dick bigger than mine
You make it sound like you see black men cock every single day.

What, you don't compare dicks with your friends?
What are you, homos?

I used to be able to do both when I was a kid, now I'm 20 and I can't do either because until recently I never gave a shit about being fit.

I don't have black friends, that's gross.

I am.

No, but neither are you. Why act as if you know what Japanese people think?

Prove it.

>Plus the world's biggest dick is firmly attached to a white dude's pelvis
come again?

HOKKAIDO
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>ulnar

The one in the arm, right? I work in an office and simply rolled my right elbow over my desk edge while resting my head and fucked that nerve for half a year. Lost all feeling in over half my right hand and had to do stretches.

Still typed faster and with greater accuracy than most of the office with that shit.