Dad walks in

>dad walks in
"HEY IS THAT MARIO, IS THAT NEW GAMEGIRL XDDD"

>Hey so-
>close door
>Knock
>uh hey, wanna go toss the ol' pigskin kid? You still like sports right?

my dad walked out on my family when I was 4

No I didn't you little shit!

>no bulge

>it's a 70 year old japanese guy does the mocap for your 3D anime waifus episode

if you're playing shit like that he did the right thing

>mom walks in

>dad closes door behind him and takes a seat

I don't understand.
How does this thing have a dick? Where's the bulge?

Don't worry dad, i'm just winning.

why the fuck do you think anyone who plays shit like this does it?

it's a feminine dick

Well at least you aren't gay, son.

They probably hide it by wrapping it or something. Maybe tucking it between their legs?

I...I...

>dad unzips his dick

me on the left

>unzipping your dick
T-That would be very painful, wouldn't it ?

>sister walks in

That's why you keep a cute animu gril.

For you

Why is "children" capitalized?

Is this the female (male) thread?

in game Wake (guy on the left) makes some little combat shits called Star Children by basically blasting girls with his ether-cum so they can fight the evil manifestations of humanity's dark desires

so, mostly to differentiate the ether constructs from actual shit machines

Pass the controller son

youtube.com/watch?v=sqgW-2orQQg
>Freeze Frame
>"You're probably wondering how I got myself into such a sticky situation. Well it all started last Thursday during lunch..."

i love the face of the guy on this one
>great another monday

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Why doesn't he just fight him? I mean, he's just letting that guy rape him like a bitch

if you have that arm in that kind of position you'd be in incredible pain and if you try to struggle i'm sure the attack with only add to the pressure soon leading to not being able to use the arm at all.

Gotta get as much protein as possible bruh. Don't want to lose those gains brosef.

Asian guy used his karate rape skills to show him who's the boss of this gym.

He wants it, the slut.

totally

Gonna need sauce for that.

>He doesn't even Sticky Fingers.

what a cute girl (male)
is there a good emulable idolm@ster?
or do I need to buy a vita for one?

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Would you guys let another man stick his dick in you for $100,000?

I am confused by a lot of these replies. Is the OP picture a trap or not?

Only if it's feminine

>easily 10 years worth of wage for 3 minutes of discomfort, with probably no one ever knowing about it
sure

look at the file name

D-dad? I thought you left when mom got cancer? What are you doing bac-

NO DON'T HIT ME! PLEASE! STOP! STOP! SOMEBODY HELP!

TFW recurring nightmare

Jesus user, your dad comes back and all you do is guilt trip him. You honestly deserve that beating.

>that look of slight inconvenience
>nigga getting raped

id do it for way less

I used to date a thai ladyboy that I met on okcupid. She would fuck me so hard that I would come all over myself. She always wanted me to fuck her and I would, but I would make her fuck me too. By the end of the relationship I was always on the recieving end, I actually gave her a fetish for fucking boys in the ass. She would fuck me and call me her "straight boy bitch"

I would always tell her to pull out, and yet EVERYTIME she would "accidentaly" cum inside me.

Ahh memories.

>so what are you playing son?
>a game made for men

its not really hard OP

Made me chuckle. Thanks user.

I wouldn't even need to think about it. That's a shitton of money, even more for a third world fag like me.

Show him who the real man is.
Do it all over again, but beat him up.

I'll do it for $500 mate. Negotiable.

>>a game made for weebs

fixed

>she
It was a man, user.
No amount of self-delusion will change that.

I'm glad you liked it, cutie.

>he isn't a trap anymore
DROPPED

my dad is dead

>Wife's son walks in

That's way too much money. I'd have to wonder what the catch is, like if he's a crazy rich guy trying to spread his AIDS as much as possible.

>try to hide my boner

Are ya wining pops?

>dad walks in

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ok so why in the fuck is an erection referred to as a boner

legit curious

Shiet, unless he had something like AIDS i'd do it for half that.

One day you will walk in on him.
>you won

I'd do it for free

So you guys are gay for pay? Let's up the ante a little more. You have to let a guy fuck you in the ass until he cums and you get $100,000. BUT if you want to keep it a secret and nobody will know you only get $10,000. Do you still commit?

Because it gets hard like a bone

Go big or go home

>Elin ass
OH BABY

Tell me more

If I walked in on my son playing that I would probably just laugh and leave and tell his mom so we can tease him about it.

Thanks user. Now I can't play my 3d waifu games knowing that ugly men mocap them.

I need to stop drinking

a cute boy (alpha) is fine too

Not for him

I don't care if people know. Shit, anyone would do it for that much money. You have to PAY for a colonoscopy and that's way worse of a violation.

Bigger issue is, will I get AIDS?

I don't think you understand how poor some people are.

I'm not attracted to men, but I am attracted to easy money. I'd do a lot of shit for money. I'd still prefer to keep a secret, so I'd go for the $10,000.

>dad walks in

Keep it a secret from who? I don't know anybody

STICKY FINGA
ARIARIARIARIARI

id do it for 0 if the guy was hot senpai
>tfw no tall fit bf to plow you

In cash, without anyone knowing? I'd do it even for 2000$.

>skirts
Fuck, why am I attracted to clothing

>there are people who are still deadly afraid of sticking an object up their ass as if it will kill them

You roll it into the scrotum, tuck it back, and then tape it. Duh.

Mmh that's a tough one. I don't know how my friends would react if they know that I got fucked by a dude. If they're homophobic, I would probably go for $10k. If they don't give a shit, well fuck it $100k here I come.

For $100,000 you can afford new friends. Or just tell them you got $100,000 for it and I guarantee they'll shut up.

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If they're homophobic as fuck, better get some new friends anyway

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Go for the 100,000$. People will forget about it after a while and I get to keep a lot of cash. Also it ain't gay if I don't look him in the eye, it's just business.

its a fucking drawing retard
real life physics don't apply

What if it was on national television and a few AM radio stations?

Do I have to pay taxes on it?

>dad walks out

Depends on if the Devil is involved or not

>dad walks in

At least 10 million if it's on TV, 10,000 if it's on a porn site.

10K ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I WOULD TAKE THAT DICK FOR 20 (TWENTY) DOLLARS I'M FUCKING BROKE AND HUNGRY

Would do this for $1000 if no one would know and I got to wear girl clothes

i want to stick my zweihander in afro's boypussy

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Masshiro Gakuran ~Ohenji Dekiru Kana~

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that isn't Afro tho

One of them is, the other is my boyfriend.

WHAT?!

yes one of them is
what your thinking of is the picture of a a haruhi crossdresser and a giant dad cosplayer where people think the haruhi is him

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>You will never have a shotacon wife and use her to lure shotas into your rape den

If the dude's clean and isn't going to scam me, sure.

I don't even care if people find out, like fuck I'm 100k richer and you're working at McDonald's not getting paid for buttsex.

>you will never have a fujo gf that likes to watch you get plowed by other dudes

No way that Haruhi was a dude

>wife's son walks in
>tells you that mom asked him if he wanted to see his 'real dad' this weekend
>said that you were his real dad

Whats the point if there's no bulge?

Because he has to pass off as a girl so a bulge would ruin that pretty easily.

OwO

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"Well at least he isn't gay"

Fuck you leatherhead

S-sauce user?

>Boy, why're you always playin' that fag shit? What happened to swords and magic, and shit?

>mfw i thought the photos you take are just saved inside the game itself
>they're actually saved in the photo section of the ps3 menu

That's a huge hand

FOR YOU

Disgusting.

Holy fuck
I gave my fucking PS3 to my mom to my two little brothers to have when she moved to Florida maybe like a month ago

I had hundreds of pictures

You didn't take any SUGGESTIVE images did you?

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this isn't a fucking joke

help

They're probably laughing at you behind your back, snickering as they see you. Whispering: "A fucking failure of a son, he's a fucking fag KEK"

fine, fine, we'll kill your mother. just give us an address

>not copying your G4U pics to your PC for posting anytime

Dropped my pic somewhere

Your bros are probably fapping to your waifu.

haha, they actually deleted it. the absolute madmen

Laughing chris evans is a miracle of the universe

I want to protect his smile

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Lol what a gay