Minecon 2016

What do you think her cunny taste like?

Everything has been deleted including the replies user.

Do not ever talk about the twirl. people died.

How do we deal with the e-celeb problem, Cred Forums?

Its really just inthelittlewood telling a girl that 'its so twirly' as she spuna round and some user got a very blurry Pantsu screenshot

we drink booze

Ban all underage posters and redditors

Does that host have a hole in her nose bridge?

Turn internet into Madagascar

Holy fuck this is retarded. And the interviewer is such a dumb bitch. 'why don't you have a continuous event forever?' Fucking retarded

user, what are you trying to do with this picture?

Close all airports?

No,

EVERYTHING.

First rule of twirly: You don't talk about twirly.

are those hosts british?

Julia hardy is pretty good at making conversation desu she does a lot of stuff for BBC radio 1 and it did lead to a decent topic.

user, why have you saved such a picture?

way ahead of you

nah, russian

Is it just me, or do these people seem really autistic?

Disabled chat why?

>shut down every modem

HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK is back

...jesus Christ this is autism I expected, but didn't actually think I'd see in its entirety. Fucking cancerous autistic shit

WOULD FUCK

Imagine Twitch chat but literally a hundred times worse.
They had to mercy kill it.

Cheesy Nachos

So was sexy sheep a guy or not?

That's what pussy tastes like? Jesus, probably no calories either. I need to get a girlfriend as soon as possible.

Literally, LITERALLY the first fucking time I've heard of Stampy?

Is he the new yogscast because he has the high pitchness of simon.

Just look at the hands mate

What the hell are theese pedophiles talking about?

Seriously, Minecon is like a pedophile's paradise.

Its minecraft videos literally made for 5 year olds. Hes basically a childrens entertainer

Its 100% a girl

>Open the Stream
>They are talking about personal higiene

Did she just say how many vibrating children have you seen?

Minecraft Youtubers have a really short livespan.
Most of them only live through two Minecons before dying of meth overdose.

"How many vibrating children have you seen"

"Many!"

Youtube Livechat was a mistake.
It somehow managed to be more cancerous than Twitch.

The sheer lack of decent modding capability is hilarious.

Just Google being fucking retards as usual.
They can't make ANYTHING right.
They even took Gmail, best email system around, and fucked it up with enclosure-heavy JS, making it much slower to load and generally run.
Youtube is now horrendously laggy on any machine even 5 years old.
Google Maps is fucking horrific on any machine, it is more pixelated, it has weird ass UI choices, doesn't remember shit, removed a fuckload of features and appified the fuck out of it.

Fuck Google. Fuck Google and all their shitty trannies and college failures they hired in recent years.
Everyone of worth left that company years ago when they killed Google Labs and 20% research time.

they look pretty feminine to me

You never know with these deviants.

>filename
W E W

Unless there are implants, it's a girl. Look at the contours leading up to the shoulder block.

I'm out.
I feel bad for Crowbcat, at this pint he's expected to sit through this and pick out the most cringeworthy.

THIS IS CHILD PORN
OP REPORTED

Wait, what the fuck?
I thought this happened already this year.

Oh god, where does the time go?

>Just remembered that the Keemstar cosplayer got escorted off by security

I wonder if he got kicked out

>implying he isn't lurking this thread right now

>implying it isn't you

5 years was 10 years ago

Maybe, but he's still going through all of it?
I cant even do compilations in one sitting.

Oh my.

Time flies when you're a faggot

She is certainly enjoying herself. I bet Stampy gets bitches for days.

I tuned into this expecting a costume contest and I see a bunch of faggots blabbering about who gives a shit. Explain.

He was dressed as a garden gnome?

I bet his laugh is an aphrodisiac

>white """"women"""
they hit the wall at aged 25 or something

For some reason it looks like she has three legs.

You missed the costume contest. They will probably upload it later at some point

Even better

All this furfag autism is a bit much
I don't think notch meant for this to happen

I'll just wait for the cringe comp

she would look better if she didn't paint her face and stain her hair like a circus clown

IMAGINE

it's fucking tedious
they have nothing but have so much time to fill so they just talk about inane garbage

What point does it start at? I missed a shitton of happenings today.

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I couldn't really point you to anything specific, it's all a mess throughout
People will probably compile it into a cringe cut in the coming days

>real loli literally presenting her ass to neckbeards and weebs

wait but I was told lolis aren't children because they're chink cartoons, and loli lovers aren't pedophiles

>Banners

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

How has autism helped you in your modding career?

>coal a part of fossils
not gonna lie that's a nice touch

cool announcing ancient updates for console

They literally say it to avoid saying "children" because it helps them accept what they find arousing more

I can make the most realistic horse genitalia in the market, physics included.

Didn't you know that it's completely different to be attracted to drawings of children than it is to be attracted to real children.

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P-pepe?

This is half true
Lolis look nothing like children in real life and have more adult proportions, but at the same time the main reason people find them hot is because they have child like characteristics

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>completely different to be attracted to drawings of children than it is to be attracted to real children.
I'm sure that'd that stand up in a court of law real well kek. Loli lovers are just pedophiles in denial.

How many copies of Minecraft have been sold across all platform? Like 100 million or so?

Not that guy but this is like when people call furfags dogfuckers
Some obviously are but I'm sure the majority don't go for the real thing

wow they can't be fucked to move the mouse

I was being sarcastic though.

Actually that does stand up in court in a lot of countries, retard. Are you a psychopath for killing an innocent person in a game?

Most lolicon artists trace CP, so no, it does not.

I find loli shit just disgusting as the next guy would think, but there is a major difference between fantasy and reality.

Is this supposed to be some kind of expansion or what?

Just shitty mod packs

Oh man, I can't wait for it to be made.

name the most autistic moment

It's just a texturepack
a console texturepack which you have to BUY

citation needed

>Most

Perhaps furries do want to fuck dogs, they just don't have the balls to molest one, they fear being stigmatized as an animal abuser, social repercussions, don't have easy access to the animals they want to fuck and whatnot.

Sure jacking off to loli is morally different to real children because of how loli is produced compared to cp.
But if you're into loli it's because loli have childlike features and often act like children, to say there's no correlation is beyond retarded.

Holy shit how awful

>most
I bet you believe that stupid "Rustle traces" meme too, right? (despite the fact he has proven retards wrong since he had streamed his drawings for years)

The Birth of Benis :DDD

if minecraft is so good, why there is no minecraft 2 without java?

How do they get away with this?

FILMS & TV

shits fucking weird, maybe it's just the taboo thrill that some get off to?

What would Minecraft 2 add that every other mod hasn't already?

They're making one written in C++, but it's a port of the mobile version, so it's pretty shit at the moment.

They fucking hate their job.

It's perfect.

Sweet jesus, this is still going?

>Q&A time

Q&A, here we go

oh shit QUESTION TIME

Well it's Microsoft's now so it will probably have a sequel. Unless those texture packs sell by the truckloads, and they manage to make Minecraft into some sort of TF2.

HOLY SHIT THIS KID

OH SHIT

REAL TALK

dude that kid is brutal

Wow, not even sure that kids been born yet, he's so young. They just took a question from a fetus

I can feel the dedotaded wam rising

FUCKING SAVAGERY

That's how most fetishes start.

What'd he say?

oh shit dedotated wam guy

JUST MEME MY LIFE UP

CALLED IT

W A M
A
M

Was that guy for real or did he straight up meme them?

THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

Oh look, it's the dedotated wam meme again

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Which one of you fags was this?

Is it true that Mojang now hates Notch cause he sold them to Microsoft

youtube.com/watch?v=_pVNvSuA2mM

How behind is the console version?

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Imagine making this game, being proud of it, hosting a convention for it, and realising that the only people who play your game are autistic children.

They must replace the entire dev team one a year after every minecon.

yep, he sold out everyone and only paid them for a month's pay. Then he cried on twitter about how he was unjustly hated

it's gonna be shit forever, i started last week at microsoft on the minecraft project and it's a total shitshow, just like every microsoft project these days
unless a bug/feature/project is of the absolute highest priority (priority determined by a few people shouting at each other during meetings who all disagree with where to take things and will never agree) then it will never get touched

goddamn even this panel is terrible, why the fuck are they letting kids ask questions?

Just started watching, is this console Q&A?

These guys look like fun

This must be the worst fucking job in the world.

ye

MADMAN

>when will mods be added
>when will dual weilding be added
>when will 1.9 be added

FUCKING HELL JUST TELL THEM SOON
THEY ARE ALL THE SAME QUESTION

Yup, embryos trying to form sentences. This is great

If not kids, then who?

>telling children the same thing over and over
no shit

These two.

>going to be in Q and A
>dont even make the smallest effort to make yourself presentable

God damn you. I didn't want the party van to come to my house today.

just don't take q&a, it's gonna have one or two actual questions, a whole ton of unintelligible mumbles of half thoughts, and a few trolls

So does Notch go to these things or what?

>asking literally the same questions over and over again

So it would become quite awkward if Notch decided to show up along with Mojang, right

Nah he just stays home feeding off his M&M rations while hosting parties and burning money in his private volcano.

I bet he's not even invited, especially given his recent Twitter adventures.

Holy shit, all these stupid questions get "soon"

then they get an actual question and they "can't talk about it"

god this is painful to watch

>can we have exclusives on EXBOX so I can buy the game on every platform?

oh my god some kid literally just asked for console exclusive stuff dear lord is this the next generation of kids?

...console exclusives onlies? What?

>months pay

Didnt he give them a Mil each? Even then he could have easily given then 20 mil each

>every kid just keeps asking why theyre such jews with the console version

I love it.

Every q&a:
>Will you add this?
>Idk maybe / we cannot discuss that at current time

What's the point?

>please add console exclusives
Jesus fucking christ.

They'll have to make Minecraft 2 at some point I guess.

>Chat is disabled for this live stream?

w-what happened?

you know exactly what happened

Consolekids desperate for something over all the mods PC gets

Then they cry themselves to sleep when PC gets the "exclusive" as a mod

What's with the quotes?

I don't know at all, but the idea is to pump as much money out of hte existing customers as possible.

well, i do know what happened...how bad did chat get? what were the autism levels?

You wanna RP with me? colon three

People did spam pixel art swastikas and dicks

Every question is "when will X come to console"

Just fucking play the pc version if you want the real game.

Holy shit these kids

did that kid just dab?

sounds like regular youtube chat, didnt miss much then.

literally EVERY question is

>when is x added

fucking hell grow some balls and tell these tards to put their hands down if they have one of those questions

>literally all the questions are "will you add x to consoles?"

Well this is very underwhelming so far

>"Will ____ come to console?"
>"Maybe, dunno."

These guys have never talked to a kid, have they?

>that fucking sigh before he answered the question

"mass effect 3" what the shit when did this come out for minecraft.

also jesus christ you can't be more right, literally every other question. w-why

all he asked is "will there be new ore?" how are you answering this complicated and boringly fuck man

He just said no to a black kid.

what a fucking racist.

I WONDER IF HE'LL ADD THINGS FROM PC ON CONSOLE EDITION

YES OR NO ANSWERS ONLY JESUS CHRIST

just tell them it's harder to implement text speech on consoles, retarded dev

>we consider the console version to be family friendly

this is the honestly tough to watch

>when will text chat be added
>family-friendly moniker
>mfw

SKYWARZ!

...holy fuck

console minecraft was a mistake.

>"I have ideas for minigames..."
>he proceeds to go into great detail

Finally, something that came out of this shitty QA

So those are the console babies Cred Forums talked about

How is Minecraft still popular?

Did the bat girl win best cosplay yet?

>This entire stream

Your guess is as best as mine

>WILL YOU EVER
Fucking kill me

>game where you can build dicks, swastikas and other "inappropriate" symbols
>family friendly
bur

What is he thinking, guys?

Jesus christ man. He spoke clearly and you still heard him say Bears?

Why don't they get fucking Carmack to answer the questions even if he doesn't know shit about console edition his answers are just solid as fuck.

just tuned in
has it been this sad since the beginning?

Minecraft is probably one of the biggest examples of a decent multiplayer game absolutely ruined by the community that's drawn to it.

he's going to shoot everyone in the entire convention with carmack

>"I am seriously considering reverting to alcoholism."

how is lego still popular?

But they aren't his ideas.

hey, thats what the QA guys said, not me.

also "WHEN WILL YOU ADD"

DEAR LORD 2 OF THESE QUESTIONS IN A ROW
KILL ME

This whole thing is a fucking commercial for minecraft skins.

''when did it all go so wrong''

You build shit. Simple, yet charming designs. It's still fun to build a tower or a box.

Yes.
This is the epitome of human constitution.

>"I wonder if those hair growth pills I took this morning are working..."

Minecraft isn't popular.

The youtubers who play minecraft are why kids like it.

These incompetent chucklefucks lying to the kids like it would be difficult to add something like a new mob or other shit.

It was pretty autistic at first but just got slowly depressing as time went on.

>question is asked
>dev skirts around the fact that they have no plans for the thing on console edition or across al platforms so as to not disappointed the kids fully

nice initial D gifs guys/guy, just finished the series myself

>this stream
Have there been any meme lords besides that dedotated wam guy?

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dude literally half of them are lying out of their ass, just look at some of their faces.

also, this guy is so out of place what the hell is he doing here

>Minecraft for Nintendo 3ds

what do you expect from kids? all they care about is WHEN MORE STUFF
no one bothers to ask the actual important question, which is will they ever have any input into the content like PE devs did? if they stop their shitty "we might think about it" attitude they would implement way more content than mojang because mojang are incompetent shits that should be disbanded asap

Lego isn't popular anymore, it was phased out by the majority of kids having smartphones by the age of 5 or readily available digital entertainment forms such as minecraft.

Would you a Microsoft company that paid 2 billon dollars bring Minecraft to Nintendo's 3ds?

someone end it

the pc makes all the new shit

these guys just port that stuff over to a better language and a shittier ui

Runs well on toasters, or at least used to

came out in a time where the games industry was extremely stagnant and desperate for fresh gameplay

it's like vidya LEGO and simple to play with people all over the, building shit never gets old, they can always make the newest shit they watch on youtube, make a statue of their favorite e-celeb or whatever

Minecraft was the right game at the right time

>answers every question with "ummm maybe??!?"

Why do people even bother?

>This prickly fucking teenage guy with glasses.
I want to die.

HOLY SHIT
A normal kid with an actual question.

Wait, so these are some of the console devs or something?

that's my point nigga, minecraft is like lego for today's kids.

>that nuke

Fuck this shit

they brought it to the wii U

"soon"

"Oh maybe.."

"I can't talk about it"

This isn't Q&A.
This is Q

Nin ten oh Ehn Exe

Then
Nintendo

was is the kid with "transferable maps" or something?

a literal nintoddler

did you not pay any attention whatsoever?

oh
Well im fuckin retarded shit.

all cons are filled to the brim with weirdos.
So is Cred Forums
sup wanna play some videogames with one? ;)

>Skins
>"will you add this"
where are the decent questions?

What the fuck?
These past 4 kids have had the exact same haircut?

fuck me it gets worse by the minute

dropped spaghetti

>it's wierd hearing my voice

JUST KILL ME NOW

>it's weird hearing my voice

I came in pretty late, and i'm kinda half paying attention to the Q&A atm, i should focus more if half the questions werent generic bullshit

>weird hearing my voice
>mfw

That analogy is a bit much of a stretch though. That would be like comparing playing soccer as a kid to playing braindead smartphone games.

It's just that the times shift and kids today have more technology available to a point where they think they're entitled to it and actually desiring no social interaction due to how much digital media can provide for their needs early on. Thus they also become 'autistic' and that's the main take away here.

>implying the 3DS can handle Minecraft's shitty coding

>will you ever add pc features to console

>Trans

Dick or vagina?

guy with the glasses looks like he's about to have a mental breakdown

i cannot get enough of this

those guys are the worst answerers ever

>It's weird hearing my voice

lol kid got shut down

4 questions what a bitch

>4 questions
who does this fuck think he is

>I actually have FOUR questions
>mmmm, no, you can only have one
fucking lost my sides

>I actually have four questions
>No you can only have one
they're just fed up with this shit as we are

>i actually have 4 questions

alright, i'm a bit drunk but i can agree with you on what you said. my original point still stands though, minecraft is the modern lego, and that's why it'sd still popular, and it's gonna stay popular for a loing time until someone comes up with the next lego for the vr generation

Is that the fucking simpsons in the background

>QUESTION IS ASKED
>"M-MMULTIPLE PLATFORMS!! CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT!! MAYBE!! SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE PROBABLY!!"

for fuuuck sAAAAKE I feel bad for the autists this time somehow, they're almost getting ignored despite their shit questions

EVERY FUCKING QUESTION

>can you guys put PC feature mod to console?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

NO EXCLUSIVES FOR CONSOLE.

"I acchully have four questions..."
"No. You can only have one."
"oh..."

>mfw

Jesus fuck whats the point of asking questions if "they can't comment as this stage".

these are the console devs, right?

why are they taking questions if they're not going to answer any of them?

Hard to play the PC version when your pc can't run it

>all these "exclusive" questions

Don't the kids pay attention to the fact that they say "no" to every single one of those questions?

*smacks lips*
*breathes in the mic*

>10 year olds and younger hoping for console exclusives
also
>we answered a lot of questions
no, you didnt

"We answered quite a lot of questions"

No. No you didn't.

>guy in glasses quickly ends the autism
END OF RINE

by actually enforcing the age limits for social media.

god this is so cringy

>Will there ever be exclusive console biomes?

Holy fuck I mean they're so young and they are already affected by the "exclusives" cancer

>these kids were in diapers when the game originally game out

>that rhotacism tripping him up
Felt kinda bad desu

>little kids asking for console exclusive content
Gaming is fucking dead

oh shit the guy in the glasses looked so relieved that it was over, lel

whens the next one? I was only here for about 10 minutes. Don't tell me I have to wait until 2017.

What an absolute shitfest.

I had to keep walking away to keep from killing myself.

just wait for the meme cut

So, no mention of features? All we have is the Creeper potion explosions?

I-is it over?

>All these questions answered!
My fuckin hero

Is it over?

O fuck not yet nigga

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ELLO JON ARE U THERE M8

Relax guys, minecon lasts for two days.

There will be more autism tomorrow.

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Taking shots of Tequila from Mexico right now brother

I want console exclusive stuff too man

Why isn't Jeb and the main team in a Q&A?

The autism is continuing.
This is an ample time to swallow another cyanide pill.

I'm just not attracted to actual animals but still find them cute. And those features are still sorta cute when pasted on a human body.

so how bad was the furry shit? i only saw the pic up top. Hope it was as insane as the Q&A session, i.e absolutely braindead fucking retarded

That was the console edition Q&A and the developers were autistic fucks

oh fuck more question autism to come?

two people in fursuits literally had sex on stage
they had to cut the feed but a whole bunch of kids had to be taken to emergency therapy

>took a week from work to pass the shittiest week in terms of how much there is to be done
>watch fucking autism-fest for half a day
JUST

Mfw the kids who participate in console war threads here are only slightly older than minecon kids.

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>no ftb/curse panel this year
did they finally cut ties with lex and his cavalry of dicksuckers?

What?

no please, user, keep living. for every autismo, there may be someone that'll make life worth it, t-trust me.

oh my fucking god i cant wait for the autism

I feel very bad for all these adults who are obligated to indulge these autistic children.

This doesn't stop from laughing at them however.

>mfw this faggot doesn't know the difference between a cloak and a cape

i-i dunno i should believe that, but certainly sounds really crazy

I've been watching cringeworthy shit too much but I cannot stop, what am I doing with my life.

yeah a bunch of people with animal tails cordoned off the stage and people in blocky ocelot and wolf suits went up
the stagehands couldn't get past the tail people and then the wolf just started ramming the bent over ocelot with a huge blocky cock it was fucking insane

Is initial D worth a watch? And which exactly, seems to be lots of stuff in this regard.

nigger

There was also a loli on stage flashing her pantsu to everyone

Degenerate con

you're just attracted to the trainwreck user.
dont worry, me too

video where

Man, how terrible. That must've been awful to see.

Everybody got b&'d

bullshit...damn, if this was true...my...my god
this has to be first up in the cringe comp.

Hold on. Where's the video of all this shit?

>FUCKING ERASERS

DEJA VU
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Just start watching from the beginning of the tv series

go to the stream and check the costumes part manually
youtube.com/watch?v=z27f6WkDWwk

yes, 100%, people will tell you only first stage or only the first 3 stages are worth it but the whole thing is overall very enjoyable
read the manga if you're into manga, otherwise watch the original anime subbed (start with first stage, then second stage, and so on)
all of the episodes should be available on youtube although iirc fourth stage has some dodgy subs but it doesn't last long
don't watch the recent remakes, they removed the GOAT soundtrack

part of me wants to believe this is b&, but what i've seen so far, i-i dunno

Imo it gets really really shit after 3rd stage, Although the Legend movies are incredibly fucking good but they don't have eurobeat. Which is really why I watched the series.

>host girl just randomly brings up condoms

wew

FINAL LAP IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD
youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM

When is it?

Bet she's wishing some of the parents in attendance made use of them.

Time?

>collectable erasers

nigger the costume part is an hour long

Shit shes hot
the fatty is disgusting

>fat bitch comes and sits on the floor

knows her place at least

Timeframe?

also, the fat chick, holy shit

Holy fuck that ham galaxy.

I would fuck the fatty

>don't fear the creeper
youtube.com/watch?v=o1Oi8jhBbcA

you're going to have to watch it, I don't know when it was, wasn't paying attention to the time because Cred Forums was too funny during that moment of the stream, it was in the latter portion of the costume part

ITS THA COOLAST SHET EVA M8

She knew the sofa would have snapped if she sat on it

WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
>WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
>WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
>WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
>WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
>WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
>WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?
WHO WAS THE GIRL ON STAGE WITH CARMACK?

Its around the 3:58:00 mark

Looking at the schedule, it seems like the costume competition was at around 1:30 to 2:30 pm, so if you can figure out the equivelent of that for the stream, you should be good

>crying and sweating
what did she mean by this

it's around -3:22: to me

>we secretly want to live in minecraft

The sweat was getting in her eyes.

Emily something, I think...

does thinkgeek sell anything worth buying at all
>all the not-clothes seem to be shit
>all the clothes are worse than something you'd get at competitors like fangamer

I feel sorry for hosts in some way. I mean, they probably aren't paid that much and have to endure all this autism while saying OH SO COOL to any visitor or merchendise with fake smile.

the fattie kinda blends in with the sofas, we asscreed now

DAT THICC ON THE FLOOR!!!

I can't wait to see her try getting back up.

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man those thighs are massive
why all "gamer gurlz xd" have to be so fat, is it because they cant do anything else?

The fat also has autism

maybe its their diet/lack of exercise

that's cute

Does anyone have a stream link to this part?

True best girl

3:26:30

not seeing it senpai

I don't have a direct time stamp but I can tell you it's during the gullible presentation

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNN

Not really, but apperently the costume contest starts at about 3 hours in...

he could also be b8 about that part though

link to the gullible presentation?

guys you do realize he might be baiting right?

the shitstorm that would have ensued if this really happened

That kid looked like he was about to get really frustrated.

This, sadly.
>nephew wants me to get him a game called "unbox"
>ask him what it's about
>"i dunno it's cool though"
>ask him if some dweeb on youtube is why he's interested
>"uh"
>he shows me a video
>a cardboard box just pops out of a bigger box and lands on the ground
>HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS SO EPIC GUYS LOOK AT THAT
>"he just used the word epic to describe a cardboard box. possibly the furthest thing in the known universe from the word "epic". what the hell"
>"i dunno, i thought it looked fun"
I don't mean to sound like my dad when I was his age but this shit is killing our children's brain cells.

>These fucking autists
How do people still like this game.

STOP. STOP PLEASE STOP.

minecraft would be in an absolute henway if that shit actually went down

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING"

"you know god damn well what I'm playing we're not at fucking GOODGAMECON"

A U T I S M
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fuck youtubers
"everythings amazing! wow so cool a fucking cardboard steve"
fucking retarded, and they even get paid for this

>the troll walked by

these three autism kings are practically assaulting people

there are no brakes.

what is happening

WHAT TIME IS THE PANTY FLASHING YOU FUCKS

Was that the Minecraft e-sports team?

>tfw there will never be a relatively popular youtuber that plays mostly lesser known vidya gems.
>kids these days will only just play crappy gag indie games and whatever youtubestars are playing

then again, may be a good thing

Where are the nude lolis?

There's a pink haired chick @ 3:49:15

Having trouble finding anything else.

Can someone pump chloral hydrate into this fucking conventions airvents.

There's a timestamp for it in the thread

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3:33:22

how much money are they making on this convention? all their props are literally carboard

the name is shit and all of the dialog is cringey but unbox is a solid platformer collectathon like spyro

THICC GIRL IN PURPLE SHIRT AND YOGA PANTS

I just like small breasts, man.

Why can't the nips just draw porn with normal breast sizes so I wouldn't have to resort to pseudo-degeneracy?

Nowhere.

They cut the video, you cannot access that part anymore

im getting hardy

this doesn't work.Someone just needs to take a good screenshot

How is there a yearly convention for a 10 year old autism simulator?

Notice how the fat geek girl is gone.
The entire intermission was for her to get back up.

These jams.

apperently they cut that part out...maybe itll pop up in a complimation though

Look at attendant faces... They arent happy.

They are so autistic that they can,t be happy...

>women section

I'm out lads.

Oh boy, the gaming feminism squad is here

Oh Lord look at that

The feminist brigade has arrived

Best I could do

What the fuck is this!

is this an all female minecraft esports team

WOW FEMINISM RUINING MINECRAFT.

AWESOME.

yo those fuckin tits though

holy fucking shit they have an sjw talk

i stole your gif

I always thought Cred Forums was filled with underagers not with pedophiles. Seemsi was wrong?

literally every stereotype of feminism is there, i shit you not

>it's the ugly fat retarded women part
see you guys tomorrow

worse, youtubers

>I wonder if I can eat that mic

it's a competitive eating female team that plays/mods minecraft

God. Why I am I so weak for fat tats.

It just gets worse

They have a fucking tranny up there. God fucking kill me.

All of my reactions images are stolen, as such are anyone's images on here.

Proliferate, user!

These women are all beautiful and smart I don't get the hate

w-what the fuck, what the hell.

also, >godiva gaming?
that's what is sounds like they're saying.
also holy shit pink hair has to be a tranny

The literally triggered panel.

these poor fucking kids

imagine looking back at this in your late 20s

you could come to terms with it in your 30s, but those 20s are going to be murder for their self esteem

That pink haired thing is a man

There's no way that isn't a man

>user name is RandomlyObsessive

That's a man, baby.

>I do YouTubes

Make it stop

Also, their name, Godiva Gaming. As if.

i thought it couldn't get any worse after that depressing Q&A
how does this keep happening?

Why do brits insist on making the bad teeth meme a reality?

That pink haired one is not female. No fucking way.

"YAY WE ARE GURLS AND WE PLAY MINECRAFT TOO YOU KNOW XDXDXD"

Back to 2008.

they named it after their staple meal

>they hold a Q&A for this section

edgy.

dude they look fuckn good i wanna eat them

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It's 3:10 AM and i'm watching a Q and A by feminists on autismcon. Why am i doing this

>bitch can't even speak properly

Here we go.

if that is a female, then im secetly a KGB agent sent to spy on america

>muh "preconceived notions"

Yes all those kids with canes you make friends with

That's one hell of a lisp

holy fuck one of them is a dude

You've lost all control

>pointing out the severely mentally ill man on a feminist panel giving a talk to a bunch of impressionable children
How edgy~

you can tell the difference between a man and a woman by how many heads you can fit on their torso, 3 heads for a man, 2 and 1/2 for a woman

>when you're in real life the way you look or act might cause disconcertation
>people don't judge you for being fat on the interwebs

We need to cleanse the world of fats.

The jokes write themselves.

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What are those screams? Is one of those disabled autists that cant stop screaming and punching themselves?

>literally the sexiest one
What drugs are you on user?

Edgy is when one is talking about doing violent acts for lols you fucking retard.

To be fair, this is probably the most necessary panel for all these autistic fucks to listen to.

At least what they are speaking about now is sorta true. I have to say i agree

I'd like to ask you the same.

kek. Those look bretty gud tho, even though I hate chocolate.

But I figure they're named after the legend of Godiva, which is also funny.

ITS A FUCKIN DUDE
ITS GOTTA BE

The pink haired one is manlier than Kenshiro.

youtu.be/_nfryDkfFb4?list=PL57hJfweW_2sOt01sX9TtQRkzv5RS231f&t=1031

damn all those fat fucks

>intense friendship
Woahhh

I'd still smash yolo

>24 hour contact
that isnt normal bitch

the last girl is a cutie

I don't understand, these people look like dike feminists but then they have this on their website homepage?

What a great bunch of people to talk to children, crazy SJWs and sex perverts.

I'm not even sure what this has to do with minecraft? It looks more like how to make friends online.

It's like that men vs women taking a picture of object.

>intense friendship

My friend is sleeping over and I have the hots for him. What should I do? We're both guys.

That doesn't apply to every single human perfectly. Body shape deviates greatly. Especially in today's degenerate race-mixing genepool.

kek

Well that is the truth desu senpai

godivagaming.com
Jesus christ.

No user, she's just not as bad as the others.

hell if i know, the main meat of the con ended though, rest of it will start up tommorow.

>Conventions
youtube.com/watch?v=th370QmFtk8

Why do none of the links work?

They are talking about making friends... Is so fucking sad.

Try killing yourself.

Its real.

Also nice trips.

Why is a man on stage?
I thought this was a safe space for us women

cuddle him and tell him how you feel
that'll ramp up the intense factor

Tug on his slim jim until he loves you.

Oh boy, autism central 2016.

how old is that fat fuck? shes almost menopausal

>shy extrovert

none of the links work or anything hahaha

>"I like that more than going out"

We can tell.

If they were Jessica Albas would that make a difference? All of you need to stop thinking with your dicks they're all beautiful and smart women

>shy extrovert

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That pink "lady" sounds like a man. Was here scrolled down when "he/she" started talking and thought it was a man. Looks like a man too.

Does anyone else wipe their asshole until blood starts to appear on toilet paper?

>shy extrovert

Markus make female clones of himself before the con?

Who are these benches?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>no real hugs
yeah sure, """hugs"""

You and me both know that ain't true user

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

To be honest, the actual video isn't terrible. The grill is cute despite the ugly washed out green hair and she's actually having fun with it instead of ranting like a shrill cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=N56NWiJ1858

Wear a swimsuit, he'll understand exhentai.org/g/967632/a982a2646d/

>shy extrovert
youtube.com/watch?v=IzYz0yuefAc

shoulders don't lie

The oldest bitch looks like an evil grandma. One of those that destroys all the frisbies that get trapped in her lawn.

Are they just going to talk about this boring friendship bullshit the whole time?

Also new thread where?

>>>>>>>hard work