Game mentions you can run

>game mentions you can run

What's his name again?

What was his name again?

What is his name again?

THIS POST IS SATIRE.

what name did he go by?

>game asks if you can walk

>hip fire a gun 10 hours in the game
>"aim by pressing LT"

Dan "All My Hoes Have Fine Ass Toes" Schneider

Let's get this over with.

Not all of them fit in the post (1/2)

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
"Dirty" Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan "Rough Ryder" Schneider
Dan "The Collector" Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan "She’s a Fighter" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "make her wider" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan "Likes ‘Em Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Cheek Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "Goes Wild with your Child" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider

(2/2)
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan "Show me your hole if you want the role" Schneider
Dan "Gimme That Cunny if You Want the Money" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Get Kids In His Van" Schneider
Dan "If her age is in the clock, she gets to ride my cock" Schneider
Dan "Two in the pink, one in the stink, you want a career? Then touch my dink" Schneider

How does he do it?

The fact that some of these break the "pyramid" aesthetic triggers my autism.

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Those aren't all tho

Dan "Old Enough to Pee, Old Enough for Me" Schneider

Something about the font, it looks fine in my word document.

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Dan "don't call me that" Schneider

consoleshitters everyone

What is the ICarly of videogame?

>no Dan "Love Biter" Schneider