MINECON 2016

>this is the site they're telling a thousand kids to go to

godivagaming.com/

FIRST FOR WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH /MINECRAFT/

On the internet they'll never know you are a fat

A MALE DOMINATED WORLD

>duh huggzzz

What is this one woman's fucking deal with hugs?

They also don't know you're a man

These women are so fat

>huniepop on the front page

"thats a good question, I am my OWN statistic! Next question please"

...

All these literal 4 year olds asking like
> WHATS UR FAVORITE COLUR
> WHATS UR FAVORIT AMINAL?!

>mushroom cow
YOU WORK FOR FUCKING MOJANG, ITS CALLED A MOOSHROOM YOU FAT CUNT

I don't even know what I expected opening this shit up.

This is horrible.

dude cats

They could be handpicking the kids who make the questions. The grandson of the old one was wearing a similar shirt to the girl who made the first question, who asked about how hard it is for women to compete in a "male dominated world"

BUT THOSE QUESTIONS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT COLORS AND ANIMALS!!!

THIS IS RETARDED

>these questions

How fucking hard is it for people to floss and brush their teeth?

>They're asking "What is your favourite ____?"
Still better than "When will ____ be added?"

>only asking the toddlers and women who won't ask actual hard questions

RANKINGS

Far right
Far left
Next to brit
Old
Bald
England

this is horrible. What makes these cows important?

YEAH THOSE KIDS SHOULD BE ASKING HOW TO CASTRATE MEN AND TEAR DOWN THE PATRIARCHY
CISHET MALES GET OFF MY PANEL RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cutie in beanie

that thing is a fucking man

PLEASE, SOMEBODY ASKS HOW LONG IS PINK HAIR PENIS.

I would tap that

post pics of stephy.

> How strong is your friendship bond, as I have pretty strong bonds myself

What questions would you fags ask them?

Are these women and trannies Twitch and Youtube streamers?

>How strong is your bond
Asked by a female(male)

...

You can't really cringe over questions small kids ask.

>real life games

>BORDERLANDS

RANDY HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY THEM

why are you all so fat lmao

Why do you look like a man?

>The requested URL /godivagaming/huniepop-getting-laid-ep-6/ was not found on this server.
>Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Nice website

How big is your dick pinky

What's this about a loli 'presenting'?

>comparing watching video games to watching sports
??

>cute beanie tomboy grill
>cute loli
this is not cringe, this is cute, CUTE

i would ask the tranny for his number desu

I'd ask the tranny if he still has his dick.

Why

Does the pink haired one have a feminine penis?

hot damm

Those shoulders

They'd make a great defensive line

THOSE KIDS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY AND RETARDED.

I WANT TO PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM IN THEIR FUCKING FACES.

White

Christ the pink haired ones a tranny right? Theres no way its a woman.

>what's your favorite youtubers to watch?
>I- don't have time to watch a lot you know, so...

tfw no best friend

>She has a boyfriend
Sorry lads. Our collective waifu is taken

Can we get some actual questions please?

Would you fuck, anons?

So Cred Forums, who's your best friend?

ALL MALE FRIENDS

She bent over and pulled up her dress on stage and said she would be ready backstage to "sign autographs".

What key game design tenants do you think should be implemented to help incentivize female participation

They won't be able to answer, because they'd have to admit that men and women have different neurology that makes men better at spatial reasoning

you would have to pay me a lot of money

TWIRLY
W
I
R
L
Y

Moar

"who's your best friend"

Why not just answer everyone here?

not even if you paid me

i laffed

>mfw best friend kid

Who the fuck are these whales?

you

>BOYFRIEND
BOYFRIEND
>BOYFRIEND
BOYFRIEND
>BOYFRIEND
BOYFRIEND
>BOYFRIEND
BOYFRIEND
>BOYFRIEND

>THAT LAUGH
HO HA HA

What's Minecraft?

>that question

literally only kids being handed the mic. why? am i missing something here? what's going on?

I would legit fuck the fat one with the hair shaved off the side of her head's tits like a baboon fucking a Germanic Roman slave covered in female baboon piss in the Colosseum, to be honest.

god, so many moments that sound like bait, but would sound plausible

Why does every tranny have to try so fucking hard to be a woman

They'll dye their hair pink and wear the most "feminine" thing they can find and they'll change their name to like Samantha B. Imawoman

> When you first played minecraft, what were you thinking.

EXCELLENT QUESTION, KID

>turn in
>hambeasts and a tranny

Come on anons it's just small kids asking. Can you blame them for asking weird questions or asking weird

I hope all you faggots die.

UMMMM, UMMM, UMM WHEN U SPAWNED UMMMM THINK

>whats wrong with you

Some women are just ugly. Too much porn and anime for you!

Is it the one dressed as an ocelot?

Minecon and Minecraft are literally for children.

Minecraft players that play Minecraft on the Youtubes and Twitches

it's minecon, user

they know we are watching just for the cringe and the manchildren to laugh at them

yeah but c'mon. all of those adults in the audience. they can't all be there with their kids, right?

Better quality WHERE

the bulk of minecraft fans today are elementary school kids.

I'm pretty sure that's an alien wearing human skin.

who are these landwhales and why should i care?
never played minecraft

>she just said the trannie is her best friend
>trannie: "I don't have one everyone is my best friend tehehehe"
What the fuck is xer problem?

sure thing, his extremely wide shoulders are just a coincidence

The pink haired isn't a chick right

How are these whales and female gamer (male) even getting any questions? Who even are they?

AYY JAMAL

Oh christ

this nigga is fucking smooth
only non autistic kid so far

Sit the fuck down nig nog

YOU GUYS
O
U
G
U
Y
S

HOLY SHIT A KID WHO CAN ACTUALLY FORM A SENTENCE

AYO HOL UP

THAT NIGGER JUST STOLEN A BIKE

HOL UP

Who the fuck are these people?

Found it

youtube.com/watch?v=N56NWiJ1858

you could see multiple male adults sleeping when beanie girl was asking her q

Agreed

More MineQts

you sound transphobic

is that her underwear?

>samantha
>people still call him Sam

Are you blind?

What has everyone's favorite part been so far?

Nerdy QT

What a stupid question lol

So what

>OVERBITE
OVERBITE
>OVERBITE
OVERBITE
>OVERBITE

Nerd loli is a qt

john carmack regretting everything

so fucking cute

right now
this is fucking hilarious
the previous Q&A was just sad

COPY THAT

>loli
Literally do not want!

youtu.be/z_tRVfeURSY?t=605

>posting phone numbers in youtube comments
w h a t
>advice about online friends to irl friends
yeah sure, tell your irl's about your group of 'friends', that'll go over well

Ask them a question about Minecraft, see them not knowing what you can do in the game.

When people post QTs

the entire room looks like menopausal moms. I'm glad they are finaly recognizing and representing the true largest gaming demographic in america

The costume contest

Console QA is a close second due to how much of a trainwreck it was

What's the point of this panel again?

Talking about muh friends and hugs?

...

m-m-mo-mod-MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

GET IN HERE NOW

> Keeping video games and your real life totally seperate

Who fucking cares if you like games, you stupid femcucks, just be proud of what you like and don't be a fucking autist about it and people will respect you for it.

this

Kill yourselves, you fucking pedophiles. This isn't an anime

This whole thing sounds phony as fuck.

Didn't that fucking witch say most of her friends were on the panel and part of her group?

Has anything actually related to Minecraft been announced?

Actual content, not just shit-ports. I'd be down for Minecraft 2 at this point.

THE CRINGE IS HERE BOIS

HARAMBO

harambe xd

>Do you like Harambe?

HARAMBE

>harambe

Move over Hansen

nigger what the fuck are you spazzing about there isnt anything lewd

also, DO YOU LIKE HARAMBE

FUCK YOU

>do you like harambe?

>harambe

This fucking memester actually did it, the absolute madman

HAHAHA MEME KID xD

I HATE THIS WORLD AAAAAAAAA

memetastic

> little kid memeing about harambe
wew

>Do you like Harambe?

The fucking balls on that kid, jesus christ

THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT HARAMBE?

HARAMBE TYPE OF GAME?

>average American """""female"""""

>Carmack.
>Talking about anything other than code and hardware efficiency.
I don't believe it for a minute.

That fat fuck is lying she knows what Harambe is

God fucking dammit hansen

>the gorilla doesn't know who harambe is

...

>What's a Harambee? Is it a type of game?

LITERALLY WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MONKEYS GETTING SHOT
BEAUTIFUL

HARAMBE memes HAHAHA you so funny Mark

>LOL DEAD GORILLA GUYS SOOOO FUNNY dicks out xdd XDDD
Fucking cancerous pieces of shit

>Lol I live on the internet XD I'm such a nerd haha!
>Doesn't know about Harambe

They seemed really uptight before any of this started. They just made me think of a MTV Teen Mom trailer family. Their website is mostly 404s, so I'm guessing they scrubbed it hard today.

The panel before with the console devs was pretty funny. They seemed to handle the crying kids' questions better

EVERYONE SPAM KAPPA IN THE CHAT

HARAMBE IS NO GAME YOU BITCH

when is harambe: the game coming out, guys?

do you like harambe?

are you fucking serious

>that shit eating grin afterwards
the fucking madman

I'll do something strange for Cred Forums and be positive for a change...

I'm impressed with the ratio of natural hair color on the panel.

This harambe shit is fucking cancer i wish they'd just let him rip the baby apart desu

MEEEEEEEEEMESSSS

>fat white woman doesnt like gorillas

> CAN WE BE A THUPER VILLAIN INTHTEAD

Fuck, if she didn't look like such a hambeast, that lisp would almost be cute.

A good bit of them are from The """"""""""""""""""""""United""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""King""""""""""""""""dom of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""Great""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Britain.

Thats cute, minus the seizure.

Where's the unhansoned version you fucker

Thanks Microsoft

I love that Notch himself is openly anti-SJW, so this is doubly bizarre to me.

deadpool the most original answer

I'm not surprised with the weight and the pink haired girl (male)

DEMON CHILD

Le Deadpool XDXDXD

>"i'd probably choose iron man, but make it iron woman"

E M P O W E R M E N T

cute kid tho

dumbass chat is disabled, if you actually took at look for more than a second you would fucking realize

Nice

> I have two questions
> What is your favorite person to co-op with on youtube...
>...
> *Sits down*

How do you wan't your hair pham?

britbong here
i'm sorry guys

It's almost like anglos are cancers that need to be eradicated..

hry fuvck you

THICC Skin

please, literally

STOP

calling kids """"cute""""

shit's creepy, yo.

why is that ugly pink hair thing there

Oh they won't have a problem with THICK SKIN ahahahaha

THICC SKINN

You could say very thick

T H I C C

faggy and spoiled

Microsoft is extremely pro-left agenda

user confirmed for sad and unhappy

>if I block someone then I've lost

A reasonable response? Get the fuck out of here

WHITE CIS MALE

REEEEEEEE

J U S T
U
S
T

That poster's age isn't your own, user.

Moar QTs

America - the post

Tbh i go on Cred Forums every day and i thought harambe was some black politician for a couple of months.

What are their Twitches khx

BALD GUY
THICK SKIN
Manny pardo come back to life?

Don't apologize, its not your fault gravelord bro

Why is there no women in competitive gaming?

ask them what they think of Donald Trump

MUH DICK

this is fucking awful
wheres the loli panty?

>feminism and shitposting
worst thread on Cred Forums, skimmed quickly and haven't seen a single post related to video games
kill yourselves

>thic skin
sure about that?

>tranny has a mod army

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

i like halo 3

* Why are there no GOOD women

>you've got a walk button
yeah you wish

Why is the panel 4 women and a faggot anyways?

This entire Q&A isn't about video games

mate that is what the fuck is going on right now in the stream, nothing related to minecraft at all for the last hour

>calling kids cute is creepy
thats literally the only good thing about kids

theres a difference between calling a kid "cute" and sayin shit like "I WANT TO RAPE YOUR LITTLE ASSHOLE TILL MY ENDERDRAGON COMES," ok? Stop being retarded pls

JESUS CHRIST THESE KIDS CAN'T ASK FUCKING QUESTIONS

>I was wunduring

I got excited there for a minute

>The face of the girl behind the one holding the sign on the left
Poor thing

>he doesn't like a good shitposting thread

This is the most fun I have on this godforsaken site

kek

holy shit i thought that was going to be the dedotated wam kid

They roleplay on Minecraft servers and make videos. They don't have any views, but that doesn't matter as long as they're diverse.

What should be my first class combo for Grim Dawn?

I'm thinking of a melee character who still uses spells to get by, so I'm not just right clicking the whole way through.

ACESOME

>pokemon go

THEY DO IT FOR FREE

>ace-um

>Pokemon GO

I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDAY

DO YOU GUYS PLAY POGEYMAN GO

How come trannies can't try to dress like a normal woman

Do you guys play pokemon go

Stop being retarded, we don't even wanna to know what you think cute means you uber autist, keep it to yourself.

>I PLAY POCKYMAN GO EVERYDAY XD

me too desu, shame it wasnt though

SOO DOO KOO

Why do these kids assume these people understand half of the shit they ask?

wuts ur fav color

do u lyke harambe

if u wer superman wut superman

how do u blok ppl say mean things

FUCK

DO YOU GUYS PLAY POKEYMON GO

Why do Americans mispronounce Pokémon so often. It clearly has an é. Do Americans not know how to pronounce that?

commit it

Seenscreen

Why are there a bunch of fat middle aged ugly hambeasts and a homosexual faggot tranny answering questions?

They quit soon after they realise they are just a comedic relief since they are bad at games

I thought you were joking until I looked at their Youtube channel.
>157 subs
How did they get invited in the first place

because they all have autism

because they wanna be that speshul snowflake

because they are children, children can't into being passionate without being a little autistic about it

the connotations attached tho

when ur on an online image board notorious for this kind of behaviour, screen-capping and saving pics of kids and sharing them with their """friends"""", you kinda have the think about their true intentions.

>what's your favourite part of skyping?

California

THOSE KIDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED. SEND THEM TO VIETNAM FOR FUCKS SAKE

>whats your favorite part about skyping

A friend to everyone is a friend to no one

>I like hearing voices

Children literally cannot come up with good questions

FLAOT.jpg

Holy shit, I'd rather watch a bunch of fucking googles chimping out than these fucking "women" talking.

Nobody pronounces Pokemon right. It should be Pock-E-Mon because it's called Pocket Monsters in Nippon

>vaper-on

only softball questions

when will a kid ask what this has anything to do with minecraft

bring back the kid that said they were greedy with the paid shit on consoles

>Vaporon

They think the QTs are qt? What's the problem?

Baltimore mass shooting

VapeNation

You're the only one having lewd thoughts when seeing children ITT

IT'S VAY-POOR-EON YOU FUCKING IDIOT

"Vaporon"

J U S T
U
S
T

INTHELITTLEWOOD!

:DDD

>Skype

>what's your favorite pokemon

This shit's only going to get worse, isn't it?

Fucking vaperon, I swear to god

most of these women probably can't name 50 pokemon

>Whats your fav pokemon?
>Vape-run
its vape-or-eon, you dumb dolt

That girl looked like a main character of some 90's series
she looked rad

>VAPE ER ON

haahahahahaha wtf

>Why do Americans mispronounce Pokémon so often. It clearly has an é. Do Americans not know how to pronounce that?

Probably to busy reply or your mum dies tonight

>PAWKEMAN

>vaporeon
>Charizard
>Pikachu
>?????
/vp/ on suicide watch

So is the person in the pink hair a tranny?

What is it about that pokemon that attracts the worst people?

>Vapermon
Are you fucking serious

>Nobody pronounces Pokemon right
Including yourself

>Vaper On

TRIGGERED

THIS GIRL
I'M
CRINGING

...

...

i gave up trying to figure that out 5 minutes ago

This little girl is projecting so hard wtf

moderator is the only person not retarded in the entire building

Nice try faggot, I have immunity cat

>this question

Someone make a compilation of all the question askers and we rate them on hotness

More QTs

>Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

what is this face trying to convey?

?

What was the question from the loli?

Filtered.

This is Germany's fault, this shit originated in Frankfurt

What happened to the person who posted in chat?

He was destroyed!

of course why the hell do you need to ask, its obvious to be honest. just listen to him speak

>what did you do first minecraft or, youtube?
am i having a stroke?

Yes. You can tell by their laugh. They really need to practice it. They're trying to make it sound feminine but they sound a bit silly instead.

What kind of person has pikachu as their favorite pokemon?

Oh god more QT 3.14's

Fuck beat me to it

We are enemies now

> Famous youtube person was convinced to do it by male friend
wow, very inspiring, female power.

it isnt normal if i never cringe at these dumb questions right

do I have autism?

Get the bitter 20-something white dudes to ask questions

Enough of this kiddy shit

MINECRAFT SAVED ME FROM SUICIDE

no its kids being kids people on this thread are the people with autism

haha

Why isn't iJustine on the panel? This is discrimination.

the old woman is reading a script

>Spore
>Ever

You really think they're at fucking Minecon? It's SJWs, children, and children of SJWs only.

Disgust

These lolis are so fucking cute I can't fucking deal

>doesn't look panelists in the eye for the whole question
>looks at the camera, waves, then stares into the abyss again
And I thought I had autism.

anyone too young or too old mentally

>Famous
They are all literal nobodies

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COME JOIN

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>tranny
>fat bitch
>fat old bitch
>fat bitch
>bitch

?

I came in late. Did THICC from E3 show up?

how are these questions more embarrassing than "whos your favorite video game waifu"?

who are these large ugly women?

>spore

STOP MAKING ME REMEMBER YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!1111

Cred Forums streams are fucking awful

>open the video in new tab
>the top recommended video is "E3 2016 cringe compilation"

kek, even youtube knows where this stream belongs

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That Ender Dragon cosplay is really cute.

>qwuestion

OH GOD LOLI'S!!

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

KILL ME

MINECRAFT FACTS

>the girls lisp
rip final question

potato dragon

>when eht chromosomes hit

...

Those teeth aren't fixing themselves by flossing and brushing, idiot. She clearly needs some braces or something.

where is this sjw abraham lincoln?

>qwuetsion
>minecraft fags

>AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

Kek

is that one of those black asexual rings

It's finally over

But they arent qt kino

That loli was qt but damn the autism is strong in this one

Thank christ this panel ended.
What's next?

She did at the opening ceremony. Along with the nervous guy and Carmack.

This was actually the best panel
That's how bad this is

no thanks

canada

Holy shit that killed me. I hope someone has the clip of that.

where can I watch loli creeper spin without hensen's face?

>your account is too new to post in this channel, wait a little longer

over until tommorrow kek

what the fuck was all this about?

>In 1.8 if you land on a sea lantern and you sprint at the exact same time you land on it you take no damage even if it's 160 blocks.

hhahahaahahahahaahhahahhhahhaahhaahahahahaahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahaahahahahahahhahahahhahahha

holy shit.

Will twirl ever be posted again?

>mfw this whole panel

Where is this part? I watched the entire thing but I didn't see it. Was it before or after the last ender dragon speaker?

Oh thank god it's over

Why the fuck is Carmack getting involved with with Minecraft all of a sudden?

This was awful but i want to see how deep it goes

During it

pretty legit

*snort*

It's over and i am now leaving this thread to go play american truck simulator. goodbye

will there be more tomorrow?

I waited for some hardball question but it didn't come

I swear they were handpicking only kids who would make the most tame questions

Yes. And the day after.

I don't even know what to say, just.... cmon man.

sdaas

At least the fat gang doesn't scream or use disgusting laughs when they talk
Thank you fat gang

Goodbye fucker.

yeah, check the schedule on the site

>shirt says minecuk

I know... I know. Just let me have this

youtube.com/watch?v=z_tRVfeURSY
somewhere here

Yes.

There's also one more panel scheduled for tonight, should be starting in an hour from now.

oh nvm i found it

you guys made me think it was something funny

there's something really off about his head as a whole but i can't describe it

>hating on the average Cred Forums browser

Huh?

>Mincraft is a way of life

Jesus Christ its not ok

oh shit

*fart laughter*

> I'm you from the future

when was this?

nice, see you guys in an hour

>fedora

Rewind the youtube stream to near the end of the cosplay contest, before the guy goes to interview people in the audience

>FEDORA LOLI
not sure if I like

>Black and white fedora with an alien on the band
Fuck

What the fuck?

>my SON django

what

>son

IN THE FOREST

>you couldn't protect chihiro's smile

>This is my son Django

Is that kid on transition hormones

>django
i feel sorry for this kid

so does that kid have cancer?

>django moses

You cannot, it was over 4 hours ago and you can only rewind up to 4 hours.

BUMP JOIN FAGGOTS

is that a tattoo on the kid's forearm?

Disgust, but also erection

What panel is it

Does this kid have a tattoo on his arm?

>"jango my son"
>SON

This is what happens if you're a parent and you play Minecraft.

>those 2 guys in the background
heh

Just skimmed through, twirl is not in this vid.

> I'm going into the forest with my son to play minecraft, write poetry, and get nake- WOOPS DID THAT ONE SLIP OUT?!

Haha, holy shit.

>son

Can someone make a compilation of all the qties?

Do the minecraft devs feel any remorse for giving these children autism for life?

probably one of those temporary ones
i hope

He wants Minecraft for VR. It wasn't as bad as E3, but he said he was having memories in VR.

Fixed it

His """""Son""""" looks like the dark's knight scarecrow

I haven't watch any of the streams but reading this thread. This whole con sounds like a gathering of meme's. Is it always like this?

...

While we're in the subject of Minecraft, are there any comfy servers that use old version, before they added hunger?

am I the only one who can't access any page on their godiva site besides the main page? All of the others are non-existent.

DAB ON THAT NIGGA

you fags think the kid is a female on male hormones?

They do think about it when then sleep on their bed of money.

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> I can't read a lot from reading, that's just the way i'm built.

That's called being fucking retarded.

I missed the entire thing with the landwhales, what memes did I miss out on?
How can I watch it now?

What's your guys' favorite panel so far?

For me it's Costume Contest > Console QA > Female/Tranny QA > VR > Stampy vs Squid

It's called the "Evening Show". It's probably similar to the welcoming ceremony.

this is the worst one yet

Minecraft's entire user base these days are literal children and mega-autists

So yes

Maybe I have autism, but am I the only one who think they are just babbling?

>Woah minecraft teaching tool
>absolutely engaging engagement opportunity anatomy *buzzwards and vague nonsense*

they basicly saying nothing

It's a gathering of autists, what the fuck do you expect

That's clearly a boy though

RUH ROH

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That bottom part was meant for , my bad

>Minecraft has changed the WORLD

Yeah, for the worst

>Molly coddle
U wot m8

>It's my child there's nothing weird about that ;^)

>minecraft has changed the world

> Where else can they get such freedom and creativity

How about, fucking anywhere? Imagination is a wonderful thing. There's more creativity and mathematical learning in fucking Dungeons and Dragons than there is in Minecraft.

>He can sit on my lap cause he's my son and that's okay

what?

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it basically means to shelter, treat like special snowflake, etc
t. bonger with nothing better to do at 3 am

whats this about a girl flashing her panties on stage i been hearing about? missed a good half of the con so far.

dude it's ok

it's his son

it's ok

>Go over that mountain

Are those guys a gay couple?

>the face on these poor fucking kids
I bet they're there under a threat or something. They do not wanna be there at all.

Well it did, just not for the better or worse

Desperate.

go to bed james

What do you think Notch is thinking right now?

This whole event is so fucking weird. None of these kids give a single fuck about what they're talking about. It's like they're there to be test subjects and Minecon is just one big social experiment.

sorry i'm not your mate, mate

>Woah minecraft is the most engaging teaching tool ever, it's bouncing between the digital life and real life, minecraft will save the world and reach singularity unbelievable incredibly innovate. creative

He's in this thread.

What the fuck is a Molly ? Just use the word coddled.

...

don't you fucking talk about me

He is probably shitposting about the con with us in this very thread

yup it's me, notch

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Notch has army of lolis he pummel together with bill clinton, biden and the other elites

This is fucking cancer I swear to God.
Why is this dhit allowed.
Why hasn't anyone decided to plant a bomb in one of these events?
We need anyone to pick up a couple of machine guns and just go bonkers on these tards.

No, stacking blocks is the height of imagination you fucking fascist.

DID YOU SEE THAT KID DABBIN?

neat

Nah

Ouch the edge

CRINGE

I'd believe it.
He did revert back to his Cred Forumsirginself once he jumped ship.

WALK WITH THE BLOCKS

he is thinking of a way to get a girlfriend and stop being suicidal

You go do it, faggot

He really is one of us, isn't he.

That poor fedora kid needs to be put out of his misery.
Look at his fucking face, ffs, he doesn't like his life anymore.

thanks for the cringe

It's ogre
Was twirl girl the highlight of the day?

Probably neutral. I don't think he cares anymore.

>Cred Forums shitting on an event just because it's composed of some people that are very passionate about a videogame that has crowned as an all time classic

get a life virgins

RIP STREAM.
PACK IT UP BOYS, WE HAVE ONE MORE DAY TO GO!

The end

He literally came here for help for his shitty game.

fuck you

>the stream is over

What the fuck. Isn't there supposed to be an evening ceremony in about 40 minutes?

The thread after twirl girl was the highlight of the day

>get a life virgins
Says the guy that is currently reading this on an anime imageboard

WHERE'S THE VOD.
I NEED TO SEE THAT LAST QNA PANEL SO BAD

Why doesn't he know how to handle billions of dollars?

>Cred Forums getting worked up over the fact that nerdy adolescents do and say really awkward things

Never change boys

Minecraft died after 1.8 BETA

If I had a billion dollars I'd buy a nice house, vidya and stuff my face full of my favorite food until I die of a heart attack

At long last.
The journey is at an end and we can all sleep away our hardships and tribulations.

Can't wait gor this year's highlight reel.
It's gonna be fucking great with all this fresh aitism.
Is it just me or does every year get worse?

Don't forget there's more tomorrow

I still think Minecon 2013 was the worse

youtu.be/NLZ7j5M7GYA?t=2840

You sick fuck

it all
returns
to nothing

Man, these children sing-a-longs are fucking creepy.

Wasnt sexy at all, fuck you teasers

it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down

Curiosity killed this cat. Satisfaction made it feel like a bad person.

No fuckin duh, its a kid.

wat time

Retard

Hi hello it's me notch.

I sold mine raft for 30 bucks and I raped those African children and none of you can prove a thing