Honey Select Vidya edition

How crude.

Can't we just cuddle on the couch instead?

Would honey select be able to run on a $200-$300 laptop?

What the hell is Honey Select and why do I keep seeing threads for it?

Inside is much more romantic and intimate

i prefer to not cum. i want sexy onee-san to edge me until i'm broken

Why would you get one, especially so soon in life?

>What the hell is Honey Select and why do I keep seeing threads for it?

It's a build your own slut and fuck her simulator with a side variety of options. If there's a vidya chick you been wanting to bone chances are its been created.

At least this one remembered to make her fucking eyes the right color.

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Post cards assholes

E-even Morrigan?

Is it another situation like AA2 where I have to download twenty fucking things and put my system in a different locale and install everything in a specific order and then have it all fuck up anyways?

>not_even_yourself.jpg

I don't even have honey select and I want to save the cards for those two vampire sluts, just in case.

No, pretty straight forward.
>pastebin.com/wNfFC17w
Install then place/replace the files from the patches/mods you want in the corresponding folder.

>Tfw installing Jap porn games

How ironic that this character wears such a sexualized outfit.

What a joke.

HAWT

So I could not ever have children resulting in tons more money to spend on stuff I want, more free time to fuck chicks/enjoy hobbies/go to college/make money, zero stress, not let a woman hold me back for the rest of my life.

I have zero paternal instincts nor did I ever want children to begin in.

Plus cumming inside 70+ different grillz, thousands of times, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME feelsgoodman.

Also, when I tell girls I have a vasectomy and can't knock them up, they fucking fall in love with me and my cock/cum.

Better than AA2?

AA2 is limited to animu characteristics and its pretty hard to create any actual anime waifus due to its drawing style. But with Honey Select as long as its 3DPD you can get real damn close.

Get posting those fucking cards anons

Yeah there's several cards of her

Raid her womb Anons and make me proud

Downloading now

Post cards

I can't get this game to start for the life of me, just crashes every time I try to start it

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Wait, this is a porn game? A porn game you can make 3DPD-looks in instead of retarded weebery? I need to investigate this further. Does it support older women? Muscled women? Fat women? What's the range? Does it have fucking or is it just posing?

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It has a decent range, can do fat too. And yes it's a porn game.

Card for

Enjoy yourself

You are mounting Disc 1 iso then switching to disk 2 when it ask in Japanese?? It'll say a lot of ching chong with 2 in the sentence so its not hard to deduce

What is the gameplay like?
Or is it straight up sex?

Uugggghhhh thicker

Guess I'll have to check it out. When I tried Artificial Girl and AA ages ago I burnt out on them super fast since there was no appreciable variety in women without modding the shit out of it. If the pictures being posted in here are from vanilla then that looks fairly promising.

To bad her boss fight was easy as fuck.

can you make your character black?

Built for breeding.

Thank you user

>have it all fuck up anyways
Unless you went "Huh, well I didn't do exactly what it said, but it seems to work anyways", that doesn't happen

yes.
the character creator is so much better than AA2.

What are some must have mods?
I'm downloading it right now.

Well, English for one

slider unlocker is good if you want to download cards

>If the pictures being posted in here are from vanilla then that looks fairly promising.

yeah, pretty much every character is all vanilla here. the custom character creator is pretty damn flexible.
there is a mod to unlock the slider limiter though. but thats mostly used if you want to really exaggerate on body types and shit.

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You want this hoe as well?

WITNESSED!

>I got a vasectomy when I was 22

Oh fuck. Oh FUCK.

One of the very few videogame women I had a crush on. I am going to download this now and make sweet virtual dickings upon my waifu. Bless you anonymous.

On a somewhat related note, are there other CRPG characters floating around out there? Western ones, that is.

Wait, are you suggesting that I did not?

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go to the /vg/ hentai general. theres a pastebin with a collection of characters people have made.

if youve never played these types of games before, all you do is save the png file and load it up in the game. no need to look for sliders or any of that bullshit.

Anyone got that Marie Rose card
you know the one

>two

are there traps?

Didn't find a pastebin, but I found the no-info place. Runs like ass and doesn't seem to find anything I search for. RIP

I think no-info is being DDOS or we have that many horny fuckers late Saturday night

This shit got an english patch yet?

Just for the menu and action commands. Actual dialogue is still being worked on

Yeah, actually. Only real thing missing is an uncensor.

>Only real thing missing is an uncensor.

>Record screech

>Only real thing missing is an uncensor
But there is one

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thats enough for me

Wait, really?

Holy shit thank you.

>only thing missing is an uncensor

Can't install the damn thing, just get a moonspeak error before the installer kills itself.

Press Ctrl+C on the error and post it here.

hongfire.com/forum/forum/hentai-lair/hf-modding-translation/honey-select-mods/5718273-semipro-and-mr-x-honeyselect-uncensor-fu-and-mu-ver1-03-24-09-2016-update

No its not, they already uncensored it like this pic. Cant actually post the vagoo in this board tho hence the white circle

not much better than censored with this shit honestly

Never mind, it just magically worked on the third try.

So is this a dick transplant or a dude transplant?

>caring this much about a dick
I'm glad I'm not some kind of faggot

Dick transplant but some of the mods for this has been hard at work on it (pun intened :3)

>not wanting quality in your sex games/mods
I'm glad I'm not some kind of plebian

>pun intened :3

I got my eye on you, anonymous.

Do I have to go through the usual Illusion hurdles to install this thing

I'd rather be a plebian than a queer

Nah, it's not so bad. I think they're using Unity now so that helps things a lot.

Not that blowing a load inside a woman isn't the greatest feeling on Earth, but you're going to regret your decision in another ten years.

There are lots of people who never want kids, ever.

I can't figure out how to install the uncensored patch.

You just gotta copy and paste shit, not even the normal install procedure. It's easy as hell

There is a greater chance he will want to have kids later in life than not.

Pretty sure vasectomies are reversible anyways.

>he can't copy-paste

Obviously I don't know where to paste it.

Its as simple as copying and pasting abdata

After all these years, I still have trouble with Illusion's camera system.

>user cuts his dick to fuck women and cum inside them
>still posting in porn game threads

I'm guessing shit didnt work well for you lol

pls no bully onii-san

Ivy has remained a virgin specifically because she doesn't want to pass on her cursed genes. I'm guessing that once she figures out how to use alchemy to make birth control, she'll realize that all those years of going without sex for that reason has paradoxically left her with a huge fetish for being cummed into. Her lover will be force-fed special concoctions to make him produce inhuman amounts of semen to fill her with, which she will forcibly milk out of him constantly.

yes

The longer you wait, the higher chance they can't reverse it

>a female is built for breeding.
Naaaw really? Deduce something else Sherlock.

How do I select the futa option after installing the mod in Honey Select? I don't see it anywhere.

Dumping vidya cards

Here's ZSS

Chun Li

It's under Stockings at the buttom

Shantae, complete with jam-jams in the bedroom.

Is that in the clothing section? I don't see a "stockings" option. I installed it by copy-pasting its abdata folder to mine, did I do something wrong?

I've been unable to find a cowgirl position, is that far into the game?

You know what fuck this, I'll make an imgur link.

Nah, it's in the third category.
Maybe the girl was too tired or not cooperative enough to do it.

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Could it have to do with personality? All my girls are given the same personality.

Is there a 100% save file yet? I'm too lazy to actually learn how to play this game. Also, it's no fun clicking through text I can't read

Weird, I can see those options but clicking on them does nothing. Do I need other mods?

Not that I'm aware of, sorry user.

There's a pastebin in the /vg/ thread

You got that link yet user?

Yes and no, they're tied to her "mood" which is affected by the personality you picked.

Pic related shows which has access to what.
It's all runes but you get the idea.

You're not only too lazy to play this game. You are also to lazy to spend 5 minutes looking for it:

anime-sharing.com/forum/modding-discussions-125/[mod-discussion]-illusion-honey♥select-ハニーセレクト-530753/

Are there really situations where someone would want to fuck a woman and *not* want to bareback into her?

It's okay, thanks for the help. I must've fucked up installing it somehow.

Ah ok, that makes sense, I can't read moon but I can test some things. I was really missing out on having my giantess riding my dick in VR.

This game is godly for my fetish, VR truly has allowed the waifu ages to flourish.

Sorry, I'm just trying to find something to post about

Yeah, here's the cards that I use.
There are a lot more of them out there though so I'll keep posting.

imgur.com/a/cayFt

>Old Lara
gud stuff m8

I would bareback Suzu all night long!

DOZENS OF WOMEN
THOUSANDS OF TIMES

In the main folder like for any mods of any game user

It's even written in bold letters

Is there an installation guide for this, or is it so straightforward that I don't need one? I checked the pastebin and the /h/ thread and didn't see anything.

>kk21_futa
Is this shit in the base game, or am I hunting for mods, now?

>like for any mods of any game

Got you, fucker. Sims 3 mods go in to users/username/documents/electronic arts/the sims 3/mods/packages regardless of where the game is installed. Caught in your own web of lies.

I dl'd the 1.00.0.02 version of the game, and while I enjoy the nudity I can't help but noticed that the dick is glitched as fuck.
During insertion it doesn't actually go in, it just shrinks.
There's also the fact that it will sometimes flip around entirely.

Am I playing an older edition or something?
This was the latest version on nyaa.

Scratch that. It was in the /vg/ pastebin, down at the mods section.

Post gyaru.

>he plays the Sims

There has been 4 updates since release if I can count right

Damn right I do. Sims 3 is honestly the best porn sandbox game out there if you install the fucking mod and the Nraas story mods. There's apparently a decent porn mod for Sims 4 now too but it lacks good gameplay.

So the character creator seems good.

How's the actual H content?

>going bareback in crazy
>putting your diq in crazy at all
you have some learning ahead, my son.

Nice!
SC2 Ivy is best Ivy, but otherwise this is perfect.

What game is everyone talking about and how do I download it for research?

so where is the guide for installing this

Lots of positions, the mood and personality system allows for some fun stuff.
Like you can corrupt pure girls, break tomboys into obedient slaves, make bitchy ice queens all mellow...

Basically every position has its share of tags that will affect their mind, and then there's how well you treat them (getting girls off is something of a minigame you don't need to do if you just want the man to cum - girls also have stamina and pain resistance which can be depleted if you go too far). and the occasional dialogues, all of which will impact them as well.

I'd like to install myself into her, if you know what I mean.

Can you make the male character a futa?

>Literally the thread title

I hope you actually die, user. Like, within the hour. Please, do die.

Fucking Illusion, just buy the rights to use CC2's engine so I will no longer have to stomach your shitty anime models in AA2 or these 3DPD models in HS.

How does it feel to take the bate jewboi?

>I was just pretending

kys

everything's in the corner and it wont go past this screen wat do

>not one person on the entire planet has made a fully patched English version,uncensored version, spoon feed version yet
It's like you're all Jews wtf share the faps

where do you find it

inside, unless another man has been there already, then it's like eating another man's meal from a dirty plate, in which case it doesn't really matter anymore.

Sorry for interrupting but what game are you guys playing with these "cards'?

Thanks.

Does it let you do footjobs?

thats what im asking theres billions of people on this planet and NOT ONE has made a full already done spoonfed version? wtf!

Is there a pastebin about this user?
Also I remember someone packaging a torrent with all the DLC but that was very small because he removed all content that repeated itself, is that still somewhere?

Subject field.
Honey Select

Here I tried to make Jessica from Dead Rising but I think she is still not "plump" enough.

Looks nothing like her, sorry pal.

For all you ivy lovers out there

That's why you get paper plates user. Disposable.

I got the guide for you to find the guide. Visit www.google.com and enter "honey select mods"

Good thing you know how to fish right?

Well sorry i thought it had offical pasta ebin guide not google guide.

There is no one stop shop guide. For now the only way is to grab everything you want from the seperate threads. I think it will take a month or 2 for a installer.

Will this run on a toaster laptop
I don't want to install this shit on my rig

Here's the webm that shows how to install cute girls. a.pomf.cat/ibkrtn.webm

user google didn't wanted to give source

>Will this run on a toaster laptop
>I don't want to install this shit on m

Why not?

What GFX and CPU?

So sure, you can make good pin up girls whatever.

But can you do something? like a game? a poser? sex scenes?

I don't get it.

actually never mind
I'm just going to install it on my rig
thanks though

>statistics know their preferences and thought processes better that the individual himself

No on the first account and no idea on the second. I imagine there is such a thing, though.

Once you get Sims 3 itself up and running there's not all that much involved with getting the mods working. Loverslab for porn and Nraas story progression if you want the sandbox to be more lively/have more personality.

Installing the game was easy as piss, the mods are being more fiddly. Dumping the translation mods into the game's directory and still getting runes. Not sure if it's something you have to toggle in the launcher since the launcher is also still in runes despite supposedly getting a mod for it.

I think user has been referring to the fact of instinct. For years I didnt care about children, since the past year I've been thinking about wanting kids.

This shit is build is for most people.

>Installing the game was easy as piss, the mods are being more fiddly

I recommend to do what I did, make a copy of the folder when the mods are working, so every time you add a new one you dont have to reinstall the same shit but you can just copy back the backup.

Please respond.

put benis in girls

pastebin.com/wNfFC17w

No, or at least I didn't saw it

It's an Illusion game user, of course you can do things

That's disappointing, for all the complaints about AA2 at least it had that.

>Character dialog is now in English
>All UI is still entirely runes

This is a neverending nightmare

"I didn't care for" and actively disliking kids all life are very differently mindsets.

thanks

That's because you only installed the text patch and not the UI one

Yes, but only one footjob animation that i know of.

learn to read, you illiterato

>only install half the translation
>proceed to complain

You're wrong, maybe back before the age of manchildren but nowdays the modern man wants to play games and eat mcdonalds.

Priorities aren't what they once were

if you did install both of them one overwrites MOST of the other for some reason copy and paste the first one back in and it should be ok

moar

Ah yeah I see your point if you look at it that way.

I'll post some of the ones I've made/found.

This is a Korra someone made.

I tweaked it a bit, nothing much.

Made this one, suck at face.

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Yep, that was apparently the issue. I installed everything at once but one of them stomps over the other.

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This isn't mine, but people love elf sluts

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So you just copy those cards to the folder where cards are stored and you can play with them? How does that work?

>having sex

Juri Han and jinx.

Always stick it in crazy, right?

Anyone has those cute ahegao pics by that one artist?

Yes

Is she that Gurl from Firefly show?

we need bigger picture of this

user delivers

Oh fuck yes! Now if only it came with the voice...

I'm really horny right now and am nursing a boner.

Should I
>fap now and install the game after
or
>install game and fap to it

How long does it take to install?

This artist?

>tfw no cross over of crazy dicking

why arent you downloading it already, fap to that.
I think you can even get a full savegame in the pastebin.

Doesn't really take long.

this robutt

2 minutes to install less if you copy paste instead of using the installer

I have the Mega DL downloading right now.
>4%

This is the right thing, right?

That's the main file but you'll need the updates

Use the links from the pastebin: pastebin.com/wNfFC17w

>moonrune download stuck at 4
>4

Yep you're ded

Oh fuuuck

Can't wait

is this the right folder?

the edit sliders are insane, you can practically make any kind of costume with just clown nose accessory

I downloaded all the cards in this thread, and two of them are JPEG.

What file type does the game use, and are they fine as they are? Would anything happen if I changed them to PNG?

That's the DLCs

If you've got the game downloaded already, along with English translations and uncensors, might as well load up the game and grab a character from here. Might be a good idea to download a 100% save too, so you don't actually have to play it to get whatever you want.

>tfw found this artist and immediately forgot their name
i knew i should have written it down

I'm shaking.

M-my god. So much potential.

FUUUUCK

how do i use the cards posted here?

You're fine user

is drunk, only the .exe are the DLCs. The two .iso are the game