Does Cred Forums like Worms?

>tfw JAPS HAVE LITERALLY NEVER DONE THIS
How? HOW?!

Give it time. I mean there's already an H-Spy vs. Spy, so why not?

Wait, you mean like the NES game, or the comic?

The last worms game I played was World Party. I loved it, but then tried to play it on my grandparents' computer and the disk exploded.

How has the series been going?

Same old, same old.

I used to play a demo of worms 3D that came with OXM a ton

I'd slip her the worm if you know what I mean

I used to play Armageddon all the time, it was great pissing my brother off.

I also played the demos of 2 up till 4 Mayhem to death, I can still remember them clearly
>2 had the bat animation, as well as a single stage, no weapons
>World Party had a France level and a rural town level
>3D had this halloween themed level, as well as the awkward move to 3D (animation of Worm drowning is the same as 2D, except they just drop out of the map
>Fort had this weird glitch where the textures of the pupils would repeat on the sides, also it had 1 stage, I think it was china
>Worms 4 Mayhem had 2 levels, both cowboy-themed.

I owned Worms 3D. Fun game. Those cutscenes were priceless too.

It could if you could have a custom 2 layer terrain system, with foreground terrain being the destructible interactive while background terrain is just window dressing / anime tits

You could probably make that work by changing the background to the naked version.

Id like that picture without the blast holes, please

first game was great, everything went shit from 2 onwards

>that team
Use a picture with bigger tits to match

>not wanting blast holes

As a kid, I was utter trash and could never even beat the tutorials. I want to try again but the game keeps crashing when I try to load it.

The single player shit is always bad in worms. Just play with friends, where only your relative skill level matters.

Learning the keybinds is all you should take away from a tutorial on this game.

Yea, I should have done that.

That's a good question. You know, Worms isn't the most difficult game to code. Adding an extra background layer that blushes when you destroy the foreground would be trivial. Somebody should get on this.

I'll call someone now.
What's Japan's phone number?

>tfw worms armageddon 4.0 progress
such a shame that it probably won't ever be released. it would certainly bring the game to new heights.

mole shopper > rope shopper

To be fair, is there anything that could be improved? It's an age old genre and Armageddon pretty much perfected the formula. Even new weapons feel shoe-horned and unnecessary.

This fucking mission, I swear to God...

How's Worms W.M.D? WOrth $40? Or should I wait till it's on sale?

>buying worms

Strip Worms?

do you own worms armageddon? then no.
is w.m.d. your first worms game? buy worms armageddon and don't look back.
it's not worth it and certainly not for 40$.

That an actual map or a mod?

For once a new Worms game that came out is actually fucking decent. However it still pales in comparison to Armageddon in terms of sheer content W:A has.

I will say though the new weapons, vehicles, crafting, and building interiors are nice, but content wise Armageddon is still king.

I still don't understand.

actual custom map.
creating maps from images is quite easy, which is why w:a is so fucking good.

>rehaul the menus
>improve the inventory UI so it includes power settings
>better map maker, wmdb integration
>good tutorials, good singleplayer

>game changing optional features that go beyond kitschy new weapons and make things interesting, examples: looping maps (think Mario Bros), double jumping, terrain displacement (think Falling Sand game), weapon-terrain penetration, terrain types (metal vs. wood with different resistances)

>like just random shit that can spur users to think up crazy new schemes
But noooo, what does WMD add? Vehicles (useless) and crafting (slows the game down)

Worms 4: Mayhem was surprisingly good in my opinion

...

I don't know why people hold such a grudge against 3D Worms, maybe 3D and forts were mediocre, but I had tons of fun with 4.

Err, I mean, vehicles and crafting would be okay if they weren't front and center and forced in as part of the "default" WMD experience. WMD also lacks features, of course.

What's the difference between Armageddon and World Party?

World Party has way more weapons and stuff, I don't really know why people prefer Armageddon

Oh neat.

I've only played Worms on PS3 and Revolution which I hated.

WWP and WA had the same weapons, WA had coloured custom map support whereas WWP did not.

dude is there a online worms i can play with anons?

Love worms, but the online play is revolting.

Shout outs to the best voice. youtube.com/watch?v=TrXHVPVlqds

No seriously, how do you complete this one successfully? I have flashbacks to myself as s kid trying to make some sort of progressive ladder out of arrows...

>the online play is revolting.
What makes you say that? Did some French player beat you really hard or something?

Multiple arrows shot end-to-end so they jut out far enough to be jumped on, and good planning.

Like the NES game.

So the arrows were the answer. Just the execution was wrong, better go and try it again then. Closure will be mine.

>The online play is bad

Just the whole experience of it, it is super rough around the edges. I recently played Worms Reloaded online and the "lobbies" are abysmal. People hosting open games and not starting or kicking you when it wasn't private. Even when you manage to join a game and it gets started the experience is empty and choppy. The game lags/loads during every turn. Worms world party was no different either.

And it was a Hungarian player thank you very much.

worms world party is better then worms armageddon

How's the new game that just came out?

In what way? They honestly just feel like the same game except W:A has more features.

>yfw the posts answers its own question

I want to be a bride(male)

>To be fair, is there anything that could be improved?
MORE BUNGEEROPE SINGLEPLAYER CHALLANGES

I want to be vidya(offtopic)

you best believe off topic posts

yer postin one

full controller support for comfy hot seat sessions and zooming like in the newer games would be great. other than that, the game is fine the way it is.

>tfw Team 17 have been carried for the last 20 years by a franchise that one guy invented in his bedroom on an Amiga.

Team 17 really are an odd company. They were famous in the Amiga days for releasing a few good games and lots of mediocre ones with good graphics on a platform that was slowly being starved of quality releases.

They're one of the few small UK developers/publishers that survived that era. Now they seem to have a lot more money behind them and could easily be a Codemasters or a Rare, but just seem to be content releasing rehashes and mobile-tier indie games.

I don't remember Worms looking like this.
I guess this is a mod but of which version?
Worms W.M.D?

first, see pic
second, read the thread
third, see pic

Nope, Armageddon PC.

Armageddon was the last entry I enjoyed. The next game (World Party?) was missing that something even thought it had more stuff(presumably? It's been ages)

I wish that instead of immediately moving onto the next game, Team 17 did multiple expansion packs to W.M.D. because the core of the game is actually good, it just needs more content to compete with Armageddon and new things like what suggested.

Worms 3D was my favorite Worms to play when I was young.

>tfw 3D was a 10/10 game
>Had everything Armageddon had and did a perfect job of moving it to 3D while still keeping the FUN

WP was literally just an expansion pack for Armageddon, it's normal to feel that. All it added was some maps, missions andthe Wormpot system. (three random (or manually picked) modifiers for the match)

It's good, the best since armageddon, but not worth its price. Wait until winter sales or something.

>best voice
>not Ace ventura

>H-Worms when?
>you can go inside vagina and explore

Didn't they also revamp the rope-system?

>you can go inside vagina and explore
If only W.M.D. let you set insides and outsides on your custom image maps this would be a reality.

Maybe ? Not sure on this.

Why are you lumping in an image of a pure maiden drawn by ShindoL with images of a boyslut drawn by cr-r? That's just wrong.

Okay look nigger

WMD has no mole bombs.

How the HELL did Team 17 think they should add helicopters and goddam CRAFTING but not the fucking moles? Might as well have a worms game without the baseball bat or the ninja rope.

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if you cramp enough worms into her hole the whole model start to leak and twitch eventually causing eathquake

gotta be careful or everyone will be a loser

>bought one of the 3D Worms games on Steam
>practically blew up my computer when I tried to run it

Thanks.

I liked it alot as a kid, but got bored of format.
I came back to them when 3D games appeared and really liked them, but fans demanded 2D and I wasn't interested in them.

>be told that Armageddon is the best worms game
>try it
>it's actually really good
>try online
>playerbase is 99% autistic veterans with their own in-built rules and most of the lobbies are ninja rope wanking

My mom got so pissed by the Holy Hand Grenade that she banned me from playing vidya for a month.

She was like "how DARE you desecrate Jesus Christ by placing him on a weapon of war"

I vividly recall Worms 4 making my PC sweat back when it came out. Must be something about the voxel landscape

>you have to craft the fucking Kamikaze

*go inside the vagina and explode

What

There's gameplay in Worms aside from ninja roping around the stage?

Man if she watches Monty Python she'd just fucking explode.

>ninja rope wanking
That's pretty much core gameplay as far as 2D Worms are concerned

Stages like this need the actual nude model behind it to make the players cooperate in destroying the landscape.

>go into the biggest lobby
>click on "intermediate"
>if there are none type in !host intermediate
>eventually branch out and play the fun custom schemes
Wow that was so fucking hard wasn't it.

People like you are why everything uses matchmaking nowadays.

I'LL GET YOU

your mother is a retard

You clearly can see her offspring inherited some of her qualities.

honestly i was going for images of almost sneezes, the girl was a total mistake

This series regressed A LOT.
Worms revolution only has 4 worms per team, what the fuck?

FIRST BLOOD

>ourei harada

velba just retired/is about to retire too

who here enjoyed the 3D worms?

Was instantly hooked when I got the demo of the first game, I regularly bought a vidya magazine that came with demo CDs. Last time I played was the early 00s I think, I tried the 3D version but couldnt get into it.

WESUPPOSETHAT YOUAREREALLY EXPECTINGTO SEEAWONDERFUL CHEATMODEWHEN FINISHTHEMISSIONS ANDYOUARERIGHT

Good taste on porn stars my man

Yeah.

of all the fucking things to see while I'm eating my lunch

i liked worms3d

It's a shame they dropped Worms 2's weapon customisation. Add that and Wormpot to W:A and you'd be set for everything.