Pretending to be challenged by co-op game so your friend can have fun

>pretending to be challenged by co-op game so your friend can have fun

>Pretending to just barely win at a competitive game
>Just get upset that he's so bad he doesn't even notice

>pretending you're not starting a furfag thread

>lose a few rounds on purpose against inexperienced friends in a fighting game

>be 7 year old
>teenage friend shows me fighting game which I barely understand
>cry as they repeatedly win with ease

>low skilled friends want to play ranked with you

>try to pretend to just barely win at a competitive game
>end up coming off as an arrogant douche
>try to let friend win
>get competitive and waste him the next round
I'm really sorry kodie, I'm a piece of shit

>lethality of Ring Runner players increases exponentially with skill
>none of them can play against each other fairly because unless they are exactly as skilled and well prepared as each other, one of them is just going to instantly kill the other

>Play fighting game
>Go easy on friends, try to give them pointers so they improve
>They complain or get annoyed that I dont actually try
>Actually try and perfect them multiple times with low tier characters
>They get upset because now it not fun
Those fuckers better man the fuck up, if they dont want to get good they should stop asking me to play. I learned by being thrown in the deep end and they wont play practice and stuff.

>playing some fightan
>this dilemma is a constant struggle
>one day it finally gets to you
>sneeze
>3/4 of his life gone
>Salt so eternal that fighting games are banned in all get togethers from this point onward

There is something about fighting games that causes hatred like no other. I hate being deprived of latency free competition.

>game is basically based around knowing all the moves and how to respond to them
>meaning that whoever is more experienced pretty much wins automatically
>being surprised that it's impossible for more than one person to enjoy them

>intentionally fuck up avoid ultimate attacks in fightans sometimes while playin with friends because the attack looks damn cool and I care more about the fight being entertaining to behold rather than winning

>playing fighting game with sister
>figure I'll lose the first few rounds since it's her first time playing
>after a couple sets decide to get serious
>she still kicks my ass
>choose main and go all out
>get rekt in round 3
Apparently she's a fucking Guilty Gear prodigy.

>needing to be challenged when it's more fun for both of you to goof off and make jokes while breezing through

You don't understand fighting games at all.

>let them finish with supers
>act surprised

>posting furry
well I bet you think you're super hot stuff trying to derail Cred Forums
But I tried even this image once and not a virgin dick in the thread throbbed.
Give up newfag.

>sneeze
>multiple deaths

>friend is of equal, if not slightly greater skill than me
>we pubstomp games for days on xbox live
>get super competetive about who does better in every game
>just pushes us both to become better players
>friend sold his xbox to get into pc gaming
>he's absolutely garbage at fps games with m+kb
>a couple years pass
>invite him over for drinks and halo, for old time's sake
>he still sucks with m+kb
>now also garbage with a controller
>go online on halo 3
>finish first or second every match
>friend barely holds a .5 k/d over our games
>gets super salty and quits playing

That's hot, got any more?

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>start new game
>easy as fuck
>friend plays it from longer than i and it's hyped
>pretend to know shit about it so he can get a kick
>starts to come as obnoxious
>keep pretending to be retarded and bathe in their agony while they complain about my every move with seething rage.
It's always the little things

You shouldn't be losing to a person who is completely new, no matter how "prodigy" they are.

You clearly aren't as good as you think you are.

To be fair GG has fuck huge damage off of small combos/stray hits so sometimes if you are being careless you will just die.