Oh shit son, you've just got a ticket to vidya paradise: the greatest place on earth. What options do you pick?

Oh shit son, you've just got a ticket to vidya paradise: the greatest place on earth. What options do you pick?

Peach
One less year
Couch
Internet Access

>Downsides

>Cheeto fingers that ruin games
>1 less year that means less games
>Quarter of games unplayable that means less games
>no gf which makes no difference
Why would you make this choice so easy?

>pick one less year as a downside
>pick one more year as a special perk

and not a single fuck was given

>Not harnessing the power of owning a meme

can i ONLY play vidya with peach. sure there are other ways we can enjoy ourselves.

>JC Denton might be a bro
>Princess Peach is probably a casual scum
>Sans is so salty and cynical he's like Cred Forums incarnate, might be a bro if you play your cards right
>Duane is too kool for vidya
>Halo is a boring dude who wouldn't like vidya

>I would die from cheeto fingers, that shit's disgusting, so basically lose 2.5 years and be scarred during the other 2.5 years
>1 less year is better than cheeto fingers
>random quarter missing will fuck you up
>no gf is a given, so no downside there

>comfy couch is limited to console games
>chair works for everything
>junk food is meh, and doritos are filthy
>pillow is useless

>internet access allows better gaming capabilities, also unlocks the always online DRM vidya section
>gun that wastes your time with no actual benefit. it's not like you're gaining additional joy from playing a game for the first time again. it's the same experience, repeated.
>1 more year is neat, but 5 years is quite a lot already
>caring about memes should be under the downside category.

So JC Denton, no gf, chair, internet.

Peach
Quarter of games
Couch
+1 year

gg ez

JC
1 less year
'Gaming chair' (just give me a comfy leather chair)
Internet access

I wouldn't go though, vidya sucks

>Peach
>One less year
>Couch
>Internet Access
mah negro

although memes on Cred Forums is very tempting as well as I could use it as a launching board for influencing the public

Peach
No GF for 3 years.
Junk Food
One more Year

Six years with a pretty girl playing vidya (even without fuging) is better than eternity with no girl at all.

>not making a meme where faggots on Cred Forums "ironically" send you $10

>JC Denton
>1 less year
>Comfy Couch
>Meme: user now knows basically everything about vidya design after playing them for 4 years straight. Fund his new Kickstarter!

>Picking the girl with a boyfriend who will curb your advances immediately and make for the most awkward five years of your life

Better get Internet to relieve yourselves you dipshits

Sans
Quarter of games
Junk food
Internet access

Basically my life right now with more games and no work for five years? Count me in.

>Denton, one less year at vidya paraside, comfy couch, after leaving vidya paradise you get to make anything you want a meme on Cred Forums

I'll meme the fuck out of all of you when I get back.

What do you predict Cred Forums will look like in 5 years time? I reckon it'll literally be the exact same

>Duane
>1 less year, that doesn't hurt me much
>comfy couch, how is any other answer here acceptable?
>internet access to shitpost to all the shiters on Cred Forums about how fucking awesome vidya paradise is

Me and Duane will be the kings of salt.
pic related

You are literally me. Not just in the choices but in the reasoning behind them.

None, they all sound shit

>Sans
because he's a bro.
>You will not be able to get a gf for 3 years after leaving vidya paradise
because I wouldn't get one anyway.
>junk food
comfy couch is a close second, but folding chairs are fine.
>gun that lets you completely forget 1 game, allowing you to play it for the first time again
YES

DUANE!
1 less year
Comfy couch
Internet access

This tbqh.

4 years is long enough (maybe Peach is a stupid cunt and tires you after the first few years, who knows), the couch is way more social, and internet access means a way larger series of options.

>JC
>No gf
>Junkfood
>Internet Access