Would she be a great Samus?

Would she be a great Samus?

I bet she has lovely bones

Would lick her feet/10

Would she be a great Samus though?

No
I watched Grand Budapest Hotel two days ago in the theater and it was a wonderful movie

>two days ago

Where the fuck do you live?

Liverpool

Lucky you, she didn't have the biggest role in the movie but she didn't need to either, the movie was great as it is

No, not at all.
She has a terrible figure.
Why the fuck would you even bother asking?

France, there's a theater that plays "cult movies" every thursday evening. I hadn't seen Grand Budapest Hotel and grabbed the opportunity

>Samus
>anyone else other than Ronda Rousey

>disgusting
>pigfat
>ugly
Whats it like having shit taste in women?

>France
Do they play islamic movies the other 6 days a week?

can't act

T'as de la chance poulet, t'es d'où?

No but I'd sooner watch islamic propaganda than current french cinema

true

There's a difference?

Toulouse

omelette du fomage

Sympa, on est pas si loin, je suis de Nîmes

No woman on this planet could play Samus.

Sod off sershlad.

She doesn't need to act. She's running around in full armor shooting shit and turning into a ball. She needs to be a physical presence.

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>she doesn't need to act
this is why videogame movies are all garbage

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No, the best Samus would be Christina Ricci or if they go for Other M Samus Aurbry Plaza