Every kickstarter you ever backed lead to this

this is literally theft down to the title of the kickstarter

>Yooka-Laylee - A 3D Platformer Rare-vival!
>Kewpie - Jazzy - A 3D Platformer Rare-Style!

except the weird fucking spacing in Kewpie - Jazzy instead of Kewpie-Jazzy and the fucking awkward cadence of 'Rare-Style" vs the more natural sounding "Rare-vival"

You could could all pitch in a fucking dollar and these guys would be able to live out their dream, but you dipshits look at Kickstarter like a fucking investment platform when it isn't. Kickstarter is for donations. You should be giving out of the kindness of your heart, not out of some shit like "Oh what can I get out of this" like the fucking selfish pricks all of you are.

Fuck you guys and fuck this website.

>Advertises Grant Kirkhope as the composer for their soundtrack
>They never asked him beforehand and just hoped he'd agree to it afterwards

>Trending towards 2% of goal.

>These stupid fucks thinks they can pull this off

>Having standards

apparently before the kickstarter they asked him his rates and then claimed their dev team was headed by someone from rare and when grant found out he cut ties and said he wouldnt work with them.

Why are people who want to do something entitled to my money? Why can't they put in the hard work to do it themselves?

>apparently

>goal is 92K Euroclaps

>150K stretchgoal is Windows, Linux, and Mac release
>350K is console launch

So is it a browser game then?

>Mushrooms that glow so hard they just blow everything out with white light
>Glowing crystals for good measure
This is it, the epitome of uninspired amateur fantasy environment design.

That was my first thought, but I don't mind more games like this being made.

>that video
Is this a joke?

>We love everything, rom Banjo Kazooie to Donkey Kong 64
So what, Banjo Tooie?

What's the instrument in Kewpie Jazzy? I'm not getting it.

>You know yooka-laylee?
>Now you can back a worse looking, less fluid version of it!
>It's YET ANOTHER game designed to eventually go down the "muh GG" path because of the female protag if it doesn't get funded!

What kind of fucking name is Kewpie Jazzy?

It's cute

Yeahhhh I think they really didn't get the Banjo-Kazooie/Yooka-Laylee joke.

looks...like...SHIT

>5 day old spanish kickstarter with $300 to it's name
how did you even find out about this, christ

He made it.

One of my Steam friends is involved.

someone posted it here a couple days ago the thread was hilarious, the dev was having a talk to the dev chat on discord and it went to shit so fast

>indiscernible glowing orbs as collectibles
>everything glowing so hard it bleeds out into the rest of the screen
>character animations stiff and uncanny, like robots
>no sound effects aside from the "charming" music

this is kind of creepy. it's like some aliens saw two episodes of a Banjo Kazooie let's play and read some Kotaku nostalgia articles about 3D platformers and knowing nothing else tried to make a game for all humans to enjoy

Link to thread?

>Block and report the heretic!

boards.fireden.net/v/thread/352429736/#352429736

>that character model

Thanks

>Pay us money to work for us!

Man, the fact people do cough up money for that crap is a pain in the ass. Creatives have enough trouble actually getting work that pays more than peanuts.

Theoretically, could you pay for the composer level, could you submit something RE Director's Cut Basement-tier?

youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

no because there's no way in hell this shit is getting funded.

>1 backer

>they can save the world from financial ruin

THE NAME DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE

>Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo, kazoo
>Yooka-Laylee
Ukulele
>Kewpie-Jazzy
Musical mayonnaise

I hate how there's just one idle animation of that character looking around that loops quickly. It screams of someone just thinking "Oh an idle is when they stand around and do stuff right?" without making one of the character actually at rest.

Also the way the bird follows her so mechanically when she runs is so weird looking.

Lets be honest here, hearing music like that in a haunted mansion would be fucking scary

they have to be autistic to be so uncreative about this ripoff

I wonder if this got started before or afte Yokalaee

definitely after lol
they stole so much shit

Their Twitter says they're only two months into development.

I never backed any kickstarter, but I still feel ashamed

I'm still not convinced that this is real.

It's not a donation.

It's buying something in advance.

I just don't get how they expect to sell copies when Yooka-Laylee exists

i asked the dev for his past work and he linked a bad PT clone and an unfinished sonic fan game, so im sure this won't go anywhere.

Care to share so we can all laugh?

Holy shit.
This cannot be real.

ill look through my youtube history to try and find. i think the sonic game was called sonic souls

Enough Banjo knockoffs. Why can't these people knock off games which don't already have a trillion spiritual successors? Pic goddamn related.

So don't donate. No one is forcing your dumbass to.

youtube.com/watch?v=013LBnJOirs
This guy really loves bloom, doesn't he?
Also
>that music past 1:17

What's it supposed to mean. Like I get yooka laylee, what's a kewpie jazzy?

Well, the movement looks about as competent as official sonic games anyway.

this looks like a total scam , also why back this gay shit when theres a real good plattformer in the makin on kickshitter?

How about you go fuck yourself

>Bubsy 3D finally gets a sequel

>be dev
>have neat idea for game
>other kickstarter that was months ago was more popular and now people arent interested in your game

doesnt ape escape require creative minigames or something? no one someones going to rip that off

>hurrrrrr sonic games are all unfinished and broken trash

this meme was never funny or true

Spoken like somebody who's never visited the James Turrell Retrospective before.

I honestly can tell if this guys the developer or one of the 3 backers.

>It's okay to have two men fuck each but not okay to sexualize animals

>you will never play a new ape escape

Subtle shill thread.

Another gem from his youtube channel:
youtube.com/watch?v=RBXlauBXZA8

youtube.com/watch?v=yZk6MwEJXQs

here's the dev's shitty horror game

>>Kewpie-jazzy prototype gameplay, better quality
>Better quality

Kek. You can barely see the character among all the glow/bloom. Christ

> Level 1
Literally looks like the poopy insides of a colon.

Yeah you're right, Generations is okay.

I don't even play Skullgirls and I can tell that's Filia.

Thicc

Aside, this looks like another Hat-In-Time waiting to happen.

What the hell was that scare at the end? Did the character fall down a hole? It was so sluggish and awkward.

I'll never support this shit. But since I love 3d platformers, I this ever comes out, I will pirate it.

I hope Sony announces something AE related at this years PlayStation Experience, if not I will lose all hope.

except hat in time looks playable and didnt ask for 100k

will you...go bananas?

TROWZA?

BUT YOUR A SNAKE?

Anyone else notice the printouts of Sonic characters stuck to the wall behind the guy in the video?

I know you're one of the devs, OP.
Your plan isn't going to work.

>furry rip-off of a tribute to an N64 game that gives Bubsy 3D vibes

Bubsy is actually getting a sequel though.

Retroism said after releasing Bubsy 1+2 on Steam that they didn't only get the rights to Bubsy to sell those old titles.

EXPECT the person in charge couldn't be trust before he did the kickstarter

Also where's a new update user?

Whatever happened to that one wii u game people on Cred Forums were making with the succubus loli collecting lollipops for halloween?

if it began development on Cred Forums you can rest assured that it's been cancelled

There was a unity demo that let you run around and I think a blog put up too, but I've forgotten where it was

It's actually pronounced "QPJZ"
As in "Quick Profit - Jay Z"

>crowdfunding
>People still do this despite the millions the devs for Breeding Season walked away with
>One of the devs even started a new project and is making more money from it
>People are still retarded about this shit
Rapture couldn't come soon enough

>that intro with in-game camera
>that music
>that horrible maneuverability
>Y-L ripoff
>"beautiful worlds"

I thought it was literally an investment, because it's a product that you don't know whether it'll be successful or not. In the end, you usually get a copy of the finished product too, but you have to pay into one of the slightly larger "rewards." Not just the $1-5 rewards.

There is a major promise in every kickstarter that a finished product will be released as long as it gets funded. It's literally an investment.

Jesus this looks and moves like shit.

I'd totally be for a collect-a-thon game featuring QP and whoever the fuck JZ is. A pudding-obsessed dog loli that can fly and throws laser-shooting rabbits at people makes a great protagonist.

CARLOS!!