Reminder that this actually happened

He face IRL is fucked up as well, I'd sau they nailed it.

...TO THIS

getting some maggie gyllenhaal vibes here

Battletits??

It was epic. Epic for the win.

Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, okay?

I remember seeing that NPC for the first time and wondering what the fuck was wrong with her face.

Later I heard it was some real life person, or something. They must be fucking hideous.

Eh, she's not that attractive in the face in the first place. So when you model her head, guess what, it looks basically like her. And it's not attractive.

BEEF HAMMERFIST

She's not very pretty anyway

BUTCH DEADLIFT

Yes, this did happen, as did . . .

- The single child "representing all the deaths Shepard couldn't prevent", even though he's seen AND DONE far worse things
- The EDI camel toe
- The magic reversal of your decisions regarding the survival of the Council, Udina's career, and the extinction of the Rachni
- Tali's stock photo face
- The Geth being made into a generic Pinocchio plot
- An ending fueled by MUH ARTISTIC INTEGRITY

God, ME3 was such a fucking shitshow all around

EDI getting a body was a mistake. Specially that sexbot body

You're overacting user, it wasn't that bad, apology multiplier content saved it

At least you can tell her to fuck off unlike Ashley.

I have a show.
It's called Battle Tits

>ship's AI gets a hold of a humanoid robot
>that robot is now handled as a person and somehow the main body of the AI. "As in EDI dies with the robot"

PUNCH ROCKGROIN

youtube.com/watch?v=dLndXW3PaZw

Even the NES had betterlooking sprites

What the fuck, BioWare

It was quite a surprise when he ended up being the best human squad mate out of all 3 games.

Not like you had much of a choice.

It was always either the deep edgelord or the annoying tranny

That's jack lmao. Bioware are such hacks.

...

>annoying tranny
Liara?

...

>Ugh, Me and my battle tits!

I still don't get the reference.
Is that a real person or something?

I'd watch that show

I feel like I told her to fuck off.

That just stinks of EA cheapness right there.

>implying chobot isn't Epic. For the WIN

she was the face of ign at the time

she got replaced with blonde version of her

>blonde version of her
Underwood?

They got her face perfectly.

Perhaps user meant Manranda?

I remember when I first got to the convo where she explains her origin all those years ago...
>Dad used his DNA, just fucked with the Y to make an "X"
>Me: um.... that's not how genes work... you're litterally a dude whose DNA instructed your body to "build it like a girl"... for someone who wanted a genetic dynasty... seems kinda dumb to make female clones that way... if you did that, she'll be infertile because she's actually a man
>Shadow Broker DLC comes out
>DLC has her medical records
>confirms her dad is 100% retarded and someone in Bioware knows how genes work
Always found it hilarious that straight fratbro gamers are all hung up on Manranda... even though she's a dude.
(There was a House episode where a model was basically the same.)

Nah, this slut.

>literally inserting a character based on an """honest and reliable""" shill who said ME3 was 8.8/10 Game of the Year 'Hi My Name Is IGN And bioware.social/BuyDLC Is My Favorite Store On The Citadel'

It'll never stop being funny

>miranda's face was based on this

And?

What's your point? The model also had fucked up teeth.

she sure was

>implying a brochick isn't the best waifu of them all
Well, she is hotter.

Yeah, I'd tongue Naomi's ass.

I'd probably only go for a blowjob from Chobot. Her face looks squishy enough to roughly fuck.