Animal Crossing

Seems out of order to add marriage before they give you the ability to rape the villagers, but that's Nintendo for you. They march to the beat of their own drum.

>there are people on Cred Forums who are so genuinely autistic that they think dating in Animal Crossing is a good idea and that it could happen someday

I could spend my whole night trying to explain why this is fucking dumb, but I know it will be met with a wall of autism. And furries. Autistic furries. I never even was a yiff in hell kind of user but holy shit, the way people in furry communities act is unbelievable. They're fucking retards and have absolutely no idea how actual regular people think. They exist in a bubble.

This is why trying to tell them that dating, or marriage, in Animal Crossing would be seen as really really fucking weird by basically everyone other than furries. It's a friendship simulator for little kids. Like, seriously LITTLE KIDS. It's fun, so everyone can enjoy it. But it's for little kids. Little kids don't play dating sims. People don't make romance options in kids games. This is such an easy as fuck concept to wrap your head around, but even now that massive wall of autism I mentioned is readying a reply to me to tell me how wrong I am.

Also just because Animal Crossing attracts a huge amount of lonely losers doesn't mean that's it's core audience. They should not have the game altered to cater to their sad little fap fantasies for a game for 4 year olds. If that's what they want, they can write fanfiction and draw smut. Go wild. Just don't pretend actually altering the game to include romance is "the right direction for the series to take" or some other shit, because the vast majority of players will find it weird as fuck, and it's never going to happen.

Kill yourself you fucking furry faggot.

I really don't understand it either.

How would you add marriage into cute little game about an animal village?

Because kids like playing house

I know this is bait, but that's okay. No one's triggered.

I play Animal Crossing for the comfy, simple life simulator. AC has some really cute characters, but marriage would be dumb and weird. I think it would be annoying to have to share my house too.

I'd much rather just look at the porn.

Then don't get married

I would absolutely want them to add marriange. And then not making Isabelle an option.

It'd still be dumb and weird to have it as an option.

Too bad

What would you like the marriage features to be user? No offense intended, but I'm curious what you'd want out of this.

Too bad for you desu, you know nintendo will never do that.

>being able to get cute rabbits and cats pregnant
Holy fuck this is the point where the game stops being cozy and fun for me and just becomes raw fetish fuel. Too far.

Well obviously, she's already taken.

I don't need sex/marriage/dating/romance or that shit, I just want to form more meaningful friendships with animals. Everybody is just "nice" to me, and everyone treats me like a bestie, there's no sense of being really close to anyone or sharing interests. Especially since they drive 100% of the conversation, I can't make them happy by bringing up stuff they like, I just nod and smile at whatever they say.

I want to have a group of 3 or 4 lads and go into town together for some drinks and stuff, then come back to my play and play NES games and pass out.

The villagers feel interchangeable, I'm too aware that the emotional connection I feel is entirely my own projection and the game doesn't give a fuck.

How about not making a fuckton of same-ass villagers, and instead concentrating on writing actual unique personalities, lifestyles, and storylines for about 30 or so?

what Harvest Moon does. You know, that comfy and cute game targeted at kids.

I agree with you, nice post. Better conversation mechanics would be great, as would being able to plan events to do with them. Like forming a party of villagers, only you go and do fun stuff together.

The only thing is, I don't think you could take away so many villagers after being so used to having such "variety", at least in terms of their appearance, in all the previous games. Maybe give the personalities variation, and just make more of them, but keep the amount of villagers (or add even more). Not every villager would be entirely unique, but I'd love if the interactions were more in-depth, and additionally have each villager has their very own list of likes and dislikes, such as fruits, furniture themes, and hobbies.

Merengue is based

reminder that curt is best villager

Any kind of extra interaction would be an improvement really.