Hard difficulty is DLC

>Normal difficulty is too easy
>Hard difficulty is too hard

>Hard only available on NG+

>NG+ can only be entered once

>The cheats are all basic stuff that would take no effort to implement
>Most are unlockable through normal gameplay anyway

>hard mode costs $35

This was made as a joke, right?

What fucking game

What would you have done?

Metro if you buy it used, they did it solely to try and used game sales and sharing between friends

>Try and stop

>Hard mode just increases enemy damage and attack

Name twenty-three (23) games that do this.

>You can get the upgrades the cheats would give you for free

Saints row 3

Do any of you actually know who this is?

DmC:Devil May Cry has the bloody palace as DLC, but I've never heard of difficulty barred by pricing.

Fukin'

Thanks Devil May Cry...

Also faggots complain about MGR being balanced around new game plus and having all the difficulties selectable from the get go. This is how it should always be.

Limmy.

AH GAWT A KWESSHCHUN FUR YA

WHARTS HAIRVYAH? A KEELOGRAHM OF STEEL OR A KEELOGRAHM OF FEARTHUHS?

>can't pause the game during cutscenes

Thank you, Traveller.

>Press 'Esc' during cinematic. It pauses the cinematic.

How about this one for size?
>Hard Mode is actually easier due to enemies' attack patterns becoming much more predictable

>accidentally skip the cutscene
>have to look it up on youtube

>Skip cinematic
>Have no idea what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing

>find GAME CUTSCENE LEVEL X RAW FOOTAGE on youtube
>pop open the video
>"HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP JUST A CUTSCENE FROM GAME X FOR YOU'LLS CHECK IT OUT, THUMBS UP, SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, WATCH LATER, ANNOTATE, SHARE"

Open any YouTube video ever.

>HEY GUYS WHA...

Close video.

>skip cutscene
>suddenly I'm in prison and transformed into a wolf

The Suffering?

>AccountingNightmare uses a trainer to bypass that bullshit and go straight to Dante Must Die in DMC4

isn't that just plastic

>Thanks Devil May Cry...

I know. It makes the game completely retarded.

>game has weight values
>a kilogram of feathers is the same weight as a kilogram of steel

>do this in Jak II right near the end of the game
>it's the cutscene where the main antagonist's identity is revealed
>game autosaves
>have no fucking idea what is going on in the story anymore afterwards
>have to replay the entire fucking game just to see that cutscene

This was years before YouTube. And I mean, it was literally the cutscene right before the final mission of the game. Had to replay the entire fucking game.

>the ability to kill jester is free DLC

But what's bigger?

It's good to know Cred Forums appreciates Scottish comedy. Burnistoun is good too by the way.

>By just increasing enemy damage and attack, the game provides a significantly more meaningful challenge that much better displays the intricacy of the A.I. and necessitates a more tactical approach to everything

Does that thing have any function?

>the entire game is DLC

>not searching for [no commentary] in the first place
Fuck you for giving these asshats views.

New 'Still Game' soon, too.

>'Aye, John Waynes an arsehole'

>highest completion percentage is higher than 100%

What's the problem with that? Do you expect them to code a new game just for the people that play it on hard mode?

Name six games that do this.

Name 9 games that do this.

>Game gives out free dlc every month or so to keep people interested
>every update is upwards of several gigabytes
>game is now currently 90GB

Sorry I upset you with my benign comments.

>Cannot skip cutscene

Not that guy, but I know at least 2 off hand
>Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
>Spyro Year of the dragon

>the platform you use to play the "games" IS the game
>the games you buy are just DLC for your platform

There's at least one Metroid game that does that. Not sure which one.

>can fast forward and rewind cutscenes

>resident evil 3

Mega Man 9

>Blood is DLC

Earth Defense Force

>see a lone ant get behind and home in on you on the radar
>you're playing fencer and just fired a heavy recoil weapon

>a kilogram of feathers is the same weight as a kilogram of steel
..Yes?

Project Diva

how about actually making the AI smarter as the difficulty goes up

skyrim legendary mode

Two more for the 100+% list

Castlevania SOTN
Crash Bandicoot Warped

>when the DLC is "free"

Steel is heavier than feathers you retard.

Boht, steels heavyah than feathahs.

No, they have the same mass but steel is more dense so it would weigh more.

But steel is heavier than feathers

Yeah it works fine, it's just a dumb thing to do. The guy who made the video knew this though, so he's not an idiot.

Looks like Limmy

kg is a measurement of weight. So a kg of feathers is the same as a kg of steel. If we're talking volume and the weight is the same then it would be wrong.

no. the guy went through two other mobos iirc. the clip is just plastic to hold the graphics card in place though. without it, it's just wobbly

Super Meat Boy.

The Souls series

DKC1
DKC2
I forget if DKC 3 did it too.

>mon visage when

...Oh. Never mind then.

>incredibly hard/cheap boss
>can easily wipe whole team with one move
>has a long ass intro
>have to watch the whole fucking thing every time I game over

But...steel's heavya than feethas...?

They shouldnt be doing much extra work.
The correct way to do it is originally design the game/ai/puzzles/whatever super difficult and fully realized and then make that the hardest difficulty then tone it down for the lower levels.

Any EA game

>RPG
>Doesn't have a NG+.

>SSBB boss rush on hardest difficulty
>Tabuu is always the last boss
>Uses a OHKO move three times in rapid succession
>If you die you have to start all over

desu sr3 only added like 4 or 5 cheats and mist were already avalable in the base game i think
tell if im wrong though

>Sandbox game has lots of fun toys that are only available late in the game
>No NG+

Bonus:
>Sandbox game has lots of fun toys that are only available in one mission and never in normal gameplay

>RE7

Do you need to correct yourself?

Thankfully, no intro, but...
youtube.com/watch?v=ecpOdSIWaXw

>non-rpg
>have NG+
>still have tons of games waiting for me in my backlog

It doesn't prove anything, steel's heavier than feathers.
youtube.com/watch?v=9ypaXNVPkSg

Yeah, there were a few unique ones, but most were things like invincibility which could be obtained without cheats (Or really easily if you use the cheats that are already in the game).

And then they did the exact same thing for 4.

If I ever actually start doing LPs, I'm uploading no commentary versions of my playthroughs. I want to at least try and make a change

>NG+ is DLC

>hardest difficulty disabled the console
>game glitches out and you get stuck in a spot that's impossible to get out of without noclip

For the first, GTA IV Episodes from Liberty City, Saints Row 4/Gat Out of Hell.

For the second, Batman Arkham City, Origins and Knight.

total warhammer

>1 ton of steel isn't heavier than a ton of feathers

they dont call it hard for nothin

well worth it
she's shite

>RPG
>Some bosses only in NG+
>Near the end of the game

>game gives the option to skip missions
>in order to get full completion, a lot of missions have to be played twice, once beaten, once failed, which sometimes unlocks different missions which can also be beaten or failed
>there's 3 main branching paths in the game and tons of other branching paths
>in order to get any kind of upgrades in the game, you need to beat every mission in a chapter
>game's fucking hard as fuck
>serious crime drama that near the end also has zombies and chinese flaming dragons
>getting the collectibles unlocks snoop dogg as a playable character

Witcher 3. Its free dlc, but its dlc.

>hard mode is locked until you finish normal
>very hard mode is locked until you finish hard mode
>both hard and very hard are DLC

BORDERLANDS 2!!!

>DLC

Steel is heavier than feathers.

>Steel is denser than feathers

FTFY

>Game has unlockables for finishing the game on specific difficulties
>Finish game on the hardest difficulty
>Doesn't count for the easier difficulties

>what is the souls series

Hey, Cred Forums

whas yer 'hing?

Walkthrough / Let's Play = commentary
Longplay = no commentary

Steel's heavier.

Sonic 06

>Game has instant water death

>hard difficulty is locked until you beat the game at least once on a lower difficulty

>Don't realize how big the DLC was since you were playing while it released
>When you have to reinstall the game and realize how fucking huge it got because of that DLC

>ending is DLC

>extra missions, costumes, different soundtrack or more tracks, even original jpn dub that are dlc when the game is release instead of unlockable in-game
>those 1 day pre order dlc characters/costumes that never get release afterwards digitally
>those dlc for a specific store for pre order
>those specific store pre order, and from another store, and another store, and digital, and special collectors edition, and another edition with shit that you cant get in a full package

>games with mini-games in story mode
>doing the story mini-games doesn't count for completion
>you need to try a 2nd or 3rd time
>you need to go back in certain parts of the world to start those mini-games without any notification
>there's 3 main branching paths in the game and tons of other branching paths
This reminds me that in Symphonia you need finish the game like 5 times to unlock everything(titles, items, monsters, etc) and the game is kinda long.
>getting the collectibles unlocks snoop dogg as a playable character
True Crime. Never got him, never cared.

aint damage and attack the same thing?

Probably means Attack rate.

>play SoR2
>unlock some harder mode
>harder mode have few more enemies that are stronger in different colors
>unlock Mania mode
>enemies are fast as fuck, much more enemies on screen and in stage 5 shit starts getting insane
>reward for beating everything = nothing
Fucking 90s. The things they would do just make us play over and over just to get a better score
>buy Castlevania LoS1 for 20 bucks years ago
>true ending was 15 bucks for 2 fucking chapters
>buy Asura's Wrath for 10
>fucking dlc with the ending is about 15 bucks in total
Why

>RPG
>post-game dungeon needed to unlock the real NG+ that changes cutscenes
>have to actually learn how the game works to beat it
>features cameos from previous games in the series
I'm okay with this.

>alt+tabbing the game pauses the credits

>Look up any mildly unpopular game
>Less than five different player sources, all have commentary
At least there was a speedrun where they got one of the devs to talk about what working on the game was like

Stop playing indie trash you dumb bimbo cunt.

>puzzle game gradually gives you new tools each mission
>ends as soon as you get your last one instead of getting creative with a full arsenal

wa'ah

It's Vexx
Stop trying to sound tough

That game sucked you dumb nigger bitch whore

Get off my dick too you dumb slut whore

>game looks like shit and runs like shit

>look it up on youtube
>next to it is "GAME: FINAL BOSS (character) AND ENDING (SPOILERS)"
>Thumbnail shows the final boss

>the final boss is DLC

This shit drives me up the fucking wall.

>comments of the video complain about being spoiled
>"Dude this game is a year old now how do you not already know?"

Borderlands the pre sequel

There was an option to watch the cutscenes again in the main menu for jak 2&3 silly willy

>You can skip the cutscene but there are QTE's in the cutscene

COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

Are you joking or are you seriously this retarded?

Force = mass x acceleration

Weight = force of a mass due to acceleration of gravity

Weight = Mass x acceleration due to gravity

If you're holding acceleration due to gravity constant, then equal masses of different substances should have the same weight.

1. You had to unlock that with Precursor Orbs
2. The cutscene viewer was split into multiple acts
3. The final act couldn't be unlocked until after completing the game
4. It required almost every orb in the game to unlock

It took less time to beat the entire game again than it would've taken to find enough orbs to unlock it.

Yeah but steel is heavier than feathers.

I'm really glad I never bought that game. Fuck the people who thought that was a good idea.

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>DLC is just the area from the vanilla game just slightly retextured

carlpost

It's a joke.
youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA

>hard difficulty is new game+ and is version exclusive

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>Stuff that use to be just ingame unlockables, such as alternative color pallets, cheats, and music are now just sold as DLC

>Best part of the game is the DLC
>DLC for a sequel game feels more like the first game than the actual sequel

>best/ultimate weapons are only available right before the final boss
>get them in some dungeon or against harder bosses
>get all weapons
>the only thing left to do is final boss
>for most games YOU ONLY USE THEM FOR THE FUCKING FINAL BOSS WHICH MAKES THE BOSS PISS EASY COMPARED TO SOME RANDOM SIDEQUEST SUPER SECRET BOSS

>Minor features that are totally pointless in the long run and should have been in the main game in the first place are DLC

Name 75 games that do this.

Name 47 games that do this.

Name 85 games that do this.

Name 73 games that do this.

Name 91 games that do this.

Name 68 games that do this.

Name 57 games that do this.

Name 84 games that do this.

Name 77 games that do this.

Name 65 games that do this.

Name 109 games that do this.

Name 59 games that do this.

Name 97 games that do this.

Name 974 games that do this.

Name 66 games that do this.

Name 82 games that do this.

Name 126 games that do this.

Name 80 games that do this.

kill jester

>games no longer cost the equivalent of $120

Fuck you metro

>higher difficulty makes enemies speak their native language instead of english

Basically the Shivering Isles.

>hardest difficulty
>increases all damage values
>is actually easiest difficulty

You mean changing the game language?

>Hard mode increases enemy damage and attack
>doesn't scale their health so they still die in one hit
>they still barely damage you
fucking dragon's dogma
WHY DID YOU RUSH IT CAPCOM WHY

>loot needs to be picked up off the ground
>bosses drops some ultra rare loot
>as soon as the boss dies it goes into a cut scene and loads next level

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But, steel's heavier than feathers.

>game uses muffits as a unit of currency

>paid language dlc

Metro Last Light is dead to me because of that shit.

Valkyria Chronicles EX Hard mode was DLC

It was too ambitious to actually develop and Capcom knew it wouldn't sell great so they cut their losses.

>entering the Konami code unlocks hardest difficulty
>it's so fucking hard TWO boss enemies show up in the first level and do ludicrous damage

>highest completion percentage is higher than 100%
FEZ, 209.4%

every Unity first-person horror game ever

>hard difficulty is DLC
Well there are already games that have ezmode items as DLC.

Nope

Free update

All you needed for hard mode is to just not rush Alisha to the goal.

I don't get it. Steel is heavier than feathers.

>kiss feet of hermes
>don't get winged sandals

Fucking chaos rising with the last mission fuck that bullshit.

This fucking thread is still here?

Cheat mode is dlc

>2D game runs worse than crysis

...

Actually

crysis was fucking great on the hardest difficulty

>Two other mobos
Nope
youtube.com/watch?v=epIlB49SNTI

>damage to boss is permanant
>for hard bosses you just go back to town, heal and then chip off another 1% of the boss's health, rinse and repeat

>joystick controller option is paid dlc

>easy is actually hard and hard is easy
>normal is actually just normal

>first level starts before you can access the graphical settings menu

Thanks Diablo 3.

Limmy has a Youtube channel where he streams GTAV a lot.

Steel is heavier than feathers you moron. This is common sense.

>have to beat normal to unlock hard
>have to beat hard to unlock ultra hard

Better yet
>beat game on highest difficulty
>achievement/trophy doesn't unlock for lower difficulties

>bein a fuckin idiot
>and a namefag
Just go home and kill yourself

steels heavier 'n feathers

steel is heavier than feathers

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This shit right here.
They are for people with OCD or something that like to replay games that might not even have replay value just for that one achievement for completing it there.
Meanwhile I just want to play it on the hardest difficulty from the very beginning since I am not a pleb and it's usually the best difficulty to play in. Not always but most games that limit the hardest difficulty like that are usually piss poor in terms of quality and difficulty.

NG+ is not a difficulty setting.

>It's yah boi

>game is in an alpha state
>actually good, but poorly optimised
>developer adds some content
>developer adds steam workshop
>developer adds new playmode
>developer adds NEW FUCKING MAP WHICH IS A DLC THAT COSTS MORE THAN AN ACTUAL GAME
>THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STILL LAGS ON MY REALLY GOOD PC
Guess the game, lads

Bullshit. Link?

>Can only change the difficulty setting once per game
>A higher difficulty is available only after you complete it
>Game is piss easy so playing it to completion is too boring
Thanks Blizzard

>Game is best when going in blind
>If you go in blind, you miss a lot of stuff
>If you miss the stuff, you can only get them in NG+
>Since you have no idea what do to get them, you have to look it up
>If you don't look it up, you might keep missing the content
That's why DS3 is shit

For the first, any game that is digitally downloaded, or CoD, since like half the content is DLC.

For the second, add Binding of Isaac to the list, 1001% if I remember right.

IT'S A MEME YOU DIP

funnyjunk.com/1kg of steel vs 1kg of feathers/movies/5554565/

Ace combat 6

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>enemies just leave you pewr waah

>game only has hard mode and very hard mode

>cutscenes are dlc
>otherwise you have to stream them

>Barrie's Red Cola is DLC

Fucking Stalker, innit

>when you beat the game on the highest difficulty it orders a free can of BARRYS RED COLA™ to your house

Go to bed, Limmy.

>April Fools joke is sold as a DLC

>go to merchant
>buy shirt
>it's name is George

Fukken.......

To unlock easy mode you have to beat it in the hardest dificulty

>when the kitchen knife tries to fight the cutting board

>normal mode is harder than hard mode

>April Fools joke gameplay is better than the actual game

>when the kitchen knife tries to fight you

How is that not DLC?

youtube.com/watch?v=KhPg8UnTY5A

>Skip 1 cinematic
>There was gameplay in the middle of it which is also skipped

>Hard mode just increases enemy health

>Fight against really hard boss in the intro
>You die in 1 hit and he takes 0.1% per hit from you
>In order to advance you must die
>After some time, you reboot the game and try to kill him out of boredom
>You actually kill him
>You are given a bunch of useful shit and can continue
Alternatively
>After he dies, you get a long cutscene and you win the game

ark?

that's like his easiest move to dodge though.

>The reward for 100% completion is being able to play at 30fps instead 60fps.
Guess the game.

>NG+ has NPCs talking in English instead of their native language

>it also turns off saving so its not even fun

Trophies I understand, but SAVING?

>DLC is something that was a mod
>it's worse than the mod
>Mod maker pulled all the links because he now works for the devs

>normal mode is harder than hard mode, but only if you are not good enough at the game

Metro was a field trip.

>[GAME] Walkthrough #XX
>It's a blind let's play

True Crime?

I never got past the random dragon fight and fistfight with Kim Jon Ill looking motherfucker

That's supposed to be the reward.

You beat the worst the game could throw at you, as a reward you get to steamroll everything else since you already won.

>Hard mode just turns the RNG into overdrive, making it harder for you to get upgrades and severely gimping you

Fuck outta here, Isaac and FTL.

>Difficulty depends on how you spread your stats in the character creation screen
>You can still make even the weakest and shittiest of characters into a demigod by wrestling 10 cats at the same time until you pass out, and then repeating

>Leather Store is dlc
>Poorfags with leather armor loiter in the arena

>BAM
>I'm sorry batman if you want to take this trophy you need to buy the other half of the game.
I fucking hate the Arkham series, I can't think of a reason why they gave them so many GOTY prizes.

>Witcher 1 and 2
>start long conversation with a character
>someone comes in room to talk to me
>press escape and the game pauses
>Witcher 3
>start long conversation with a character
>someone comes in room to talk to me
>press escape, nothing happens
>have to skip conversation chain until it goes back to gameplay, press escape and then load a save to hear the dialogue I missed

seriously CDP, what the fuck

Thanks a lot.

I don't know why people ever make first-person games in Unity

Gid one

>barries red cola is not a healing item

Scan the Ganondorf amiibo to take double damage from enemies.

>NG+ saves your levels
>the game was already piss easy and doesn't have a hard mode

>double damage
that's already an in-game option by choosing Hero difficulty though.

You can activate it on hero.

>game has difficulty modifiers

What about it?

>steel isn't heavier than feathers

fuck atlus

>easy difficulty is locked until you finish normal

>easy difficulty is only unlocked if you die 100 times

>When walkthroughs were actually guides and playthroughs were let's plays.

>normal mode is super easy
>hard mode is still very easy
>very hard mode is easy

> Game lowers its difficulty every time you lose.

Damn, Samurai!!!

Please never try to type Scottish again

This, Pokemon B2/W2. I still don't get it.

cause you get higher rewards the higher diff you play, which already costs money to even pick in the first place.

Touhou lolk.

I literally drop games that do this.

I unironically refuse to play.

yeah but a kilogram of feathers will have a greater volume that a kilogram of steel
the top of the pile of feathers will have a greater distance away from the earth's center of gravity
therefore the force on the top of the pile will be weaker
so
a kilogram of steel is heavier than a kilogram of feathers

>Game subtly questions skill your level by giving you more painkillers if you die repeatedly

Okay, I get that cutting off that bit doesn't break anything, but why the hell was the mobo made like that in the first place? Why wasn't proper space given for the clip to set in?

metric units of mass do not factor in the force of gravity.

>difficulty adapts to how good/bad you are

>game asks if you want a handicap or to skip the level if you get a game over multiple times

the most humiliating shit.

by last of us I assume you mean grounded mode? That was free and released on all consoles so uh not really

>hard
>harder
>hardest

>game has special icon on the save file if you beat the game without dying more 3 times on any level

>the game doesn't have a trophy for hard
>it has one for normal and super hard
>beating it on hard doesn't give you normal's torphy and super hard is locked away until you beat the game
Yakuza's a fucking bitch sometimes.

Okay, out loud, say what 'DLC' stands for.
Say it, you fucking mong.

>The game's difficulty levels start at hard

No, Crysis has the enemies speak english at lower difficulties, and korean at higher difficulties, so the player can't understand their tactical calls.

W A I T
H
A
T

That's pretty fucking cool.

> game doesn't have difficulty levels
> is hard as nails

F****ng Dark Souls

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There is b8 directly above this post

Do not give it (You)s

Is there any other game than Super Hexagon does that

>dark souls
>not having higher difficulties
So you've never gone into NG+?

Also
>DArk Souls
>"Hard"

Oh wow git fokkin' gud m8

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Super Mario World

>Dark souls is hard
>F****ng
I feel baited

>nails
>hard
hah git gud fgt

Game gets harder the better you play

Silent Hill did this even better, where you could choose the difficulty for combat and puzzles separately, so you could have the game the way you want. And the differences were really noticeable.

>harder mode unlocks more parts of the level and different enemies come out

Timesplitters Future Perfect was a relic from a time where gaming was untarnished by corruption and censorship.

the only hard thing in dark souls are invasions which you can avoid by going hollow

Killing floor 2?

Probably Killing Floor 2, but it might apply to Ark: Survival Evolved as well, especially considering that Ark is horribly optimized where as KF2 was decently optimized from what I remember.

>tfw reading a typed up walk-through for Resident Evil in the 90's

Dragon's Dogma

>Nier

Explain this, sonygger.

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>Lets play
commentary, usually blind
>Walkthrough
usually experienced, sometimes commentary
>Playthrough
usually blind, usually no commentary

>it's a YOKER level

>french language is an unlockable character.
>using said character fucks you up because he has no special ability.

Also another thing that pisses me off

>final boss is ~9 QTE button presses
>they wasted lots of potential for cinematic appearance no one asked for.
>have to skip every single dialogue and cutscene because characters are infuriatingly autistic/annoying/hideous.
>game gets self aware and adds a dlc with an emo character that's obviously out of place.

Also
>game expects the player to be attached to a character it just killed and want us to seek retribution
>the player couldn't give less fucks about her.

>Alicia + Awaken Potential + Defense Boost

1 turn win

>final boss is a QTE

>game deletes files on your computer as you kill enemies

>French Language Character

Hotline miami?

>you NEED to play on normal first before playing higher difficulties because you require good items to deal damage and getting good doesn't really alleviate it

what?

>have to write something before the letters DLC to get a reaction out of people

>game is rated 12
>various free DLCs let you unlock adult content, nudity and excessive gore

Couldn't you say the devs did this for every game where difficulty ramps up damage ai deals?

Hard mode was an entirely different version of the fucking game with Red Dead Redemption, with no option to just download it.

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That doesn't increase the difficulty of the game. Only hero mode does that.