Whats the sexiest video game?

i want a game thats so lewd you spend 50% of the time playing and 50% masturbating

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Yoshi's Island

This

find your own fap you lazy ass

Skyrim with mods.

Straight up porn. Get that smut outta here.

Undertale

Corey in the house

haydee

Senrans

Tetris

>all those square blocks

I wonder if Tile Fucker was ever a fan of Tetris.

haha

maybe no, tiles are something different, but i bet he fapped like it was the same

Lewd games are boring. Your best bet is to mod nudity/lewdness into something you like.

haha

Crusader Kings 2. Fucking my sisters and illegimate daughters all while removing kebab makes me rock hard

Bayonetta
Tekken series

I only spent like ten minutes of playing conception II, and then I had to go jerk it. twice. hard.
But that game is garbo, I went back to try and play the 'gameplay' parts of it and I haven't touched it in months.

SONIC HEROOOOOES

I tried "playing" katawa shoujo for this purpose but it just made me not want to masturbate ever again and find true love instead

Don't judge me chao

Violated Heroine

>look at my le ebin modern game with pixel art retro graphix! Donate to me on patreon

what the fuck

>No one has mentioned Tomb Raider

but those are proper sprites

>don't know one of the biggest hentai-rpgs
faggot

If you masturbate to video games you should really sort your life out.

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>Trying to judge someone based off something as arbitrary as whether or not the thing you jerk off to is real or not

>actually knows about hentai-rpgs
Virgin

>acting superior while you're on Cred Forums of all fucking places

you're not impressing anyone while we all swim in the same pool of shit

If you masturbate to digital jpeg representations of real people you should really sort your life out.

youtu.be/8Z2MHkJLb-w

Here

>posting that sjw shit
have a picture of the real Lara

>SJW
literally what?

hey guys, god here, lmao. don't you guys know you are in a simulation too?

>ctrl+f volleyball

Yeah you're all morons.

If you masturbate you should really sort your life out.

do people actually find that weeb game sexy?

doax3, estival versus or hunniepop for pervy games that are actually kinda fun

You should really sort your life out.

Starless.
>inb4 not a video game

haha

No man's sky is so fucking dull you might as well masturbate 50% of the time

Clicking "next" is not videoJuegos

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>The metal gear solid theme is playing in your head as you watch this

what game is?

>not being a Wizard
normalfag

Manhunt 2

"Cred Forums is full of normies"

I'd be more busy laughing than fapping

All me

SFV desu
dat dere r mika

Life out.

Does Second Life count?

HellMOO

It's like an aspie version of Fallout online where you can do everything you want, along with around 7000 craftable items and deep gameplay and customization.

You can literally do everything you want, sexually as well.

please give me a source, this is a fap game i would actually enjoy if it had good stealth

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natsuiro_High_School:_Seishun_Hakusho
>ps3, ps4
dropped

>haven't been this hard since I looked at Popeye porn

What a depressing ass

>tfw first person camera is only in the console releases
>pc release has the best models

>Ctrl + f
>No Leisure Suit Larry

What the fuck guys?
The Leisure Suit Larry games were all about Larry getting laid.
At one point, if you screw a hooker without a condom, you get syphilis and your head explodes.
Fucking epic games they were.

Fuck you I wanna jizz on a Rathalos

I think this is the first time I have ever seen anyone talk about autism simulator before.

Have they killed all the sexhabbers yet?

>Get vampire mod
>Weird glitch or something makes it so I can't produce any more children if I have a child
>Only way to breed more is to lock my wife up in jail and rape her over and over again
>She dies in jail being raped to death
>Still no son
>Keep marrying 16 year old girls and raping them to death in prison
>Finally get a son
>Release her from prison
>Son is born
>Wife soon dies of sickness
>Dick is diamonds

And that's how I found out I'm a sadist.

>yfw people use virgin as an insult unironically on Cred Forums now

get out you idiot

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Mass Effect series

Skyrim with sex mods

The porn is not reflective of the game.

Apart from Miranda's ass suit, and that stupid sexy thing EDI wears.