Hey man, I'm so glad you came over to play games with me today

This is my only controller, bro.

Here bro, you can be player two.

>had a cheap vibrating cock ring
>felt painful at the base of my cock
>throw it away after not washing it
>realize I could've worn it around the frenulum for crazy stimulation

what the fuck

hey guys remember me?

Imagine all the little kids who shit on this design 10 years ago, now crying into their steering wheels on the way to work at what could have been.

Maybe it was super comfy. How do you know?

where can i get it cheap with international delivery?

I wanted one of thhese so bad back in the day. Do any exist in the wild?

Here's your controller.

I hope you've got some fresh moves, bro!

>Every single report from people who got to try this thing said it was the comfiest thing they'd ever used, and the ergonomics were perfect
>Public sees it
>LMAO BANANA BATARANG HAHAHA
>Sony gave in to the retards and scrapped it

giving me the scalp of a terminator to play with just makes me wonder what he's using for player one

I can't deny that it looks like a banana batarang though

Reminder: this thing was really fucking tiny.

is this a FUCKING fake vageenee engineered by africans?

no the key is right fucking there

It's a sleeve filled with bullet ants, used for the right of passage of some South American tribe. Youths have to wear it for hours, and there are multiple sessions.

how do you hold it?

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DS3 is tiny also. DS4 too I'm assuming

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manlets cant hold it sorry

Depending on the size of it, and I'm assuming that circle to the left of the white button is supposed to be where the joystick goes, this actually wouldn't be a bad controller, depending on the game.

what the fuck

>A degree of pain worse than a fucking paper wasp
>lasts 5 hours
>on the dick
>about 100 ants in there minimum

The sleeve goes on the arm, not the dick.

PR is everything. The Gamecube was a fucking beast but it looked like a "kiddy lunchbox xDD" and look how it helped it. Face value is everything when dealing with the average consumer.

T-thanks Madcatz

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>thread a few days ago
>dont know what the thread was about but the asian giant hornet gets posted, takes literal chunks out of people
>figure it would be at the far right of this graph

boy was i wrong and also more afraid than ever

Are trackballs good for gaming?

Jesus Christ this thread was hilarious

Is that a mouse for feet?

That's my exact mouse and I love it to death. It feels really great for 3rd person games where the mouse mostly controls the camera, but I play all kinds of games with it.

So I guess the pain comes more from the ripping rather than the venom itself.

Is there one of these for fish? I think a stonefish would dwarf the bullet ant

>let me just help you slip it on

im pretty sure this guy went out of his way and voluntarily got stung by all these fucking bugs and wrote about them like it was fun. he described the pain as if it were food or something

Bro, you are the controller

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Which end goes in my ass then idiot?

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

both

>it vibrates

>Cred Forums doesn't know what a Hit Box is

I CAN BREAK THIS PAD!

>IGN score nob

>Pass the controller bro!
>I can't, it keeps coming back
xD

>6 dpads

woah

source on old man?

i duno dawg, the guy in the picture had at least 15 holes in his arm and he seemed pretty chill about it all

Woolie.jpeg

Here's yos, dawg.

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youtube.com/watch?v=it0V7xv9qu0

There's actually 8 of 'em

which one?

Perfect for EVE online

>white people

>300 minutes
>pain rating of 4
>not Australian

Is Australia's wildlife escaping?

Is that. . .hole technology?!

or maybe there's Australian bugs with bites and stings so powerful nobody has survived them to add them to the chart

>2 minutes for the average bee
Just last week one stang my fucking neck and I felt it for days.

You might be allergic.

So you can spam local in every language at once?

I still can't marketing let that slip by. All they had to do was just say "increased airflow" and it would've been fine, but I guess the COD kiddies need everything to sound cutting-edge.

Or just a giant pussy manbaby.

>think this actually looks handy,
>would be able to put it to good use
>it's 150 bucks

why the fuck would you sign that piece of SHIT?!

Here's your controller bro.

>tfw no mech game will ever have that sort of simulation again

Admittedly it was a weak performance on his part, but I doubt anyone that hasn't been preparing for that their whole life would do a lot better.

kek

>Oy kid, why dont you stick your hands in this sleeve filled with hundred of ants whose bite is worse than thousand holocausts?
Yeah, I would probably refuse and then kill every member of the tribe with hammer in their sleep next night.

Some people use trackballs for shooters as they're better for consistent tracking as opposed to twitch aiming

You can't break that pad.

Can't play without your gaymen bra.

What's wrong with that? Looks fine, if a little uncomfortable.

Here's your snack bro

>2 vibration motors

when will this vibration in controllers meme end?

The hole technology wasn't for increased airflow. Hole technology attaches to the side of the console to allow the attachment of tactical C4 and extra magazines.

youtube.com/watch?v=4xu8t5XWYNM

Man, playing smash 64 when it dropped with a new rumble pack felt like some real future technology.
Now I turn it off any time I get or don't even notice it

I really like the N64 rumble pack. It's not very noisy and the rumble has a plesant smoothness to it.

Source on all of those?

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>dead memes
it's all about gaining that xp now

It looks like a hitbox, so no stick is needed. the 3 buttons over the 'joystick spot' plus the white button would be the directional buttons.

Nice try, but magic like that only works once.

>"Immediate, excruciating pain and numbness to pencil-point pressure, as well as trembling in the form of a totally uncontrollable urge to shake the affected part."

This man is a Cenobite.

Store jerky pisses me off

Real jerky
>tough with a salty & bloody flavor
>literally a poor man's meat, invented as a way of preserving meat at room temperature for a long time

Store jerky
>sugary and soft for your tiny baby jaw, so damp it has to be hermetically sealed
>marketed as a badass manly snack anyways
>an absurdly expensive way of getting protein

fucking neo-jerky

The price of store jerky is the only problem I have with it

It should not be that expensive.

I think there's been a few attempts at these haptic vests and it's baffling because the concept is fucking retarded.

The Bulldog Ant can be found in any typical Children's playground, generally Primary Schools. Considering we use to have dares with bullant nests and catch bees for fun, I'm just glad our wasps aren't that common.

What the fuck is bottom left from?

If you can get it, store bought Biltong is much better than store bought jerky, still way too expensive though

Try hands

>Sonyggers are now defending the batarang

Priceless

From wikipedia:
>The sting of a bullet ant feels almost like being shot
And right below it tells that some brazilian tribe uses them for initiation rites and they get stinged dozens of times.

Thats a long dick ;)

Hope you bought your paddles bro!

I wasn't even aware of it being some kind of makeshift product. Is it difficult to produce? I could go for something that doesn't rot in room temperature.

Is that a cock ring?

Stung.

Did I fucking ask you for advice, smartass? Don't ever reply to me again.

Why not?

Here is my controllerfu, you can take the shitty chinese pad

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>your hand
guess again.

youtube.com/watch?v=XwvIFO9srUw

how have you not seen this already?

got that filename

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Jesus christ user, beef jerky is probably thousands of years old.

>that oba chan at :23 who flashes her bra to the camera

lewd

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Well, we have none here as rye also stays good in room temp and has plenty of protein so.

>penis thumbs

I'm sure you would have done much better, Jamal.

Here's Coyote getting stung by the Velvet ant which is barely in the top 5

youtube.com/watch?v=EF-oSVCCqzU

Action starts just before 10 minutes

Well Australia does have the suicide tree.
That's probably potentially the worst pain in nature, and it lasts for years.

You should post pics on /soc/.

It looks like NikuRingo to me.

You ARE the controller bro!

>controller
>a/v leads
this is one of those 3rd world console in a controller isnt it.

To be fair it took me like 30 seconds to recognize that's what that was because of the weird ass design.

watch at half speed for best effect

No, but I'm sure it'll come back to me.

AAHHHHHHHH

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>the Asian Gainat Hornet is only a 2 on the pain index
>the insect that kills the most people a year
>the insect that is said to leave craters in the place where it has stung because the poisen melts flesh
>the insect that if you don't get rushed to the hospital within 15 minutes of getting stung there is a hihg chance you will get nerve spasms and die
>the insect that can literally take one 300 normals bees by itself and still have room left to fuck their queen
>a
>fucking
>2
I call bullshit

Not really no. It can be kinda annoying though and takes ages.

Just get some meat, cut off all the fat, and slice it real thin. Then you do the marinading/spices (pick a recipe of your choice). Finally cook it in your oven for like 3 hours or more at 170f

Danger and pain aren't necessarily the same thing. Hornets are meant to kill shit, stuff like velvet ants just want to make you suffer so you don't fuck with them.

>nobody has posted our boy LA beasts rite of pasege video yet
youtube.com/watch?v=2NMNbr4z7eE

Best feature

This guy got stung by a velvet ant which is the third most painful sting. Now imagine a hundred of these, only more painful and on your dick.

Oops forgot link
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EF-oSVCCqzU

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I'm in tears right now

Holy shit

I should have been giving this guy more credit all this time, that was really fucking impressive

That's a fucking race car steering wheel

The fuck are all those knobs and dials and buttons even for?

Controlling the eurobeat as you go around corners.

"Pass the controller bro"
"IT KEEPS COMING BACK"

Suprisingly brave for a fat whitey

When u nut but she keeps succin

>remote amazonian tribe
>sacred ritual
>every youtuber has gone there to participate and film content

i bet they share in the ad revenue