Did Penny Arcade just BTFO PC gamers?

Did Penny Arcade just BTFO PC gamers?

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that art is terrible

Why the fuck are their noses and ears red? Do they have some severe circulatory issue?

PC cucks BTFO!

Honestly, they are right. I am an idort and sometimes setting up some games on PC is a pain in the ass.
Granted, this is not an issue when the PC version is not a lazy port.

They are clearly drunk.

This webcomic is long since dead. Let it rot in peace.

Weren't they pc gamers and huge Tribes fans?

Having kids was a mistake, they developed dad humour over night.

No they blew themselves out for being too stupid to handle basic pc upgrades, software patches and maintenance.

That comic is 15 years old.

Right?

"BTFO" should wordfilter to "FNORD," automatically permaban by ip, empty your bank account, and forward dick pics to your mom

Yes. The comic is more supposed to be about what each prefers. The dynamic was always that Gabe prefers consoles and Tycho prefers PCs. Both cross over into the other territory regularly though so I don't know why they still do this kind of thing.

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LOL

This actually looks a lot nicer. Nice going.

Remember when comics were about telling silly jokes and not about expressing your own opinion on things?

Loving
Every
Laugh

No, not really.

EVERY

This has only happened to me once and this is because it was an unfinished game.

People do it in every PA thread newfag

ALL OF THE DAY

ALL
OF
THE
DAY
BRO

This only happens with shit ports
Good ports would not even require driver updates.

Tycho's nose still looks awful in that middle panel, damn. Just make the bottom part horizontal or something, Mike, the head isn't inclined enough to justify such a shape

>1998

youtube.com/watch?v=mRmkSf-YT8o

No
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>Buy a console game
>"Oh man I can't wait to play this!"
>Need to download the latest firmware for the console. ~30m
>Need to download the game. ~3-4hrs. Or install the game ~1-2hrs.
>Need to download the day one patch. ~2-3hrs
>Still have to deal with the bugs that the game launched with because bug fixes can't be rolled out easily.

what did he mean by this?

Penny Arcade is shit.
>disallows anime on their forums

That sounds pretty based actually

url?

forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/165388/the-rules
forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/193928/a-perfectly-innocent-anime-thread
I don't know why, but anime triggers Penny Arcade

Come back when the bald version is done.

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>dobson is down to $64 on his patreon

The $64 can't possibly be worth the humiliation of having that information publicly available.

I don't understand why people keep making that joke; those Windows 9x horror days ("game.dll has crashed exception 5693456LER5674 game.exe will close") are long gone, or happen more frequently with old games or indie games.
Hell, Steam basically configures the games for you.

as an idort I can admit that incompatibility is the most annoying part of pc gaymin

What exactly is the joke?
>HAHAHA I HAVE NO FRIENDS
or
>IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU SAY MCDONALDS NIGHT AND GO ON DAYTIME

you mean briefly in the mid 90s?

>Getting this triggered

kek

The joke is Dobson's life

Why are his legs cut off?

That would imply that Piglike and Bald actually wrote it.

what's hard to believe about that? It's not like it would have taken talent.

>not sexualized
>the cover of the game features a close up of her nice ass and is probably the only thing people remember it for

What happened to Remember Me? Oh right, it didn't sell.

poor bastard

Dragon's Crown sold over a million copies on a shoestring budget as far as games are concerned.

Remember me sold like shit and had a AAA budget behind it.

I actually own a WiiU, PS4, and gaming PC.

I just want both sides represented. I'd go far as to say that my scenario happens way more than what happens in the comic.

won't someone stop this absolute madman?

>This opinion is poorly thought out
>Ha you got triggered nerd!

Critique isn't always formed from being upset, unless you're an "angry" youtuber trope.

I don't see anything wrong with this. Stop beig a pussy

She tweeted that when her dad committed suicide.

That's robin Williams daughter. She tweeted that in regards to her fathers suicide.

>Dobby is a huge SJW and used a sexist insult, showing how much of a hypocrite he is
>this was responding to her dad's suicide

I'd kill myself too if I had a son/daughter named after a vidya character t.b.h

So? Robbie was a pussy for killing himself

edgy

seems like a weird time to bring this up, considering op's comic is a joke

>implying anyone would ever want to be friends with Dobson

Not who you replied to but
he was a pussy, I would kill to have his life

it's partly true. I had this experience with DOOM4. Half the time it wouldn't start (completely at random), sometimes it started without sound, and one time it disabled my keyboard driver upon restarting so I couldn't do anything except power off my machine (unplugging and replugging did nothing).

It's still okay for his daughter to be upset by his suicide.

That's kind of the whole point of clinical depression, you know. It affects you no matter how good your life is. If it was just "how people feel when their life is bad" it wouldn't be a disorder.

Regardless, your opinion about her dad doesn't mean that being a tactless prick about his death is warranted.

>permaban by ip
Yeah, that's so fucking scary for the dynamic IP majority that is one switch flip away from new IP.

Because they've been blatantly using ghostwriters for years now.

I don't care what people say; a degradation of quality this extreme can only be the work of them outsourcing to imitators.

user, read a book

You're a fucking retard
>Zelda (given name) Zelda is a nickname for the feminine name Griselda, which may originally have meant "dark battle", and also the feminine form of the Yiddish name Selig, meaning "blessed", "happy".

>Couldn't pass git-gud filter #0

Only the worthy.

OTHER GAAAAME

Robin literally admitted it himself, retards

Point is that it's a perfectly functional name, regardless of where the inspiration lay.

It's exactly like naming someone Luke after Skywalker, and having some autistic retard think it's hilarious because the only Luke they know of is in Star Wars.

That's not the point.
I said she's named after a vidya character.
You and your friend said this is false.
Now suddenly you're claiming you were just saying Zelda as a name exists outside of vidya.
You are retarded.

>It's exactly like naming someone Luke after Skywalker, and having some autistic retard think it's hilarious because the only Luke they know of is in Star Wars.

Zelda is a bit more obscure then fucking Luke. There is exactly two Zelda's in popular culture. The elf one, and Fitzgerald.

No one said that was false
Go back and read the replies and point out where anyone said this was false
Reading comprehension nigga
Read a book nigger

>send request

It's still a normal name, and someone who thinks it's odd does the world a favour by outing themselves as an utter retard.

Point to where anyone denied it, you blind dipshit.

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>send request
why cant he do anything right

>why can't we watch Naruto

This image would have been relevant 15 years ago sort of like this comic used to be

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>No Morrisey, Hitman or TVtropes

because he is Dobson

>Killing yourself over a name you chose

What

this triggers the fatso

Am I the only one who has had absolutely zero trouble getting any game to ever run? Even the convoluted installs for jap porn games work first try.

He was the worst part of Poker Night at the Inventory.

No you're not the only one, but the rest already went much farther past their first 3 games.

>tfw my shitty patreon is making more than that

not being dobson... burch... my life is alright

>No Morrisey
maybe those guys are alright

Dobson is such a fucking clown.

Imagine being so fat your sad

The hell are you talking about? Being competent with a computer means I don't play video games?

I don't have much trouble, and I pirate quite a lot.
Even dealing with cracks and dodgy DRM shit works quite well on my 8 yearold PC. I've certainly never bought a game and had issue installing.

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>Make shit PC port of console game
>Doesn't work on PC because shit port
>LUL PC SO BAD!

I don't get it

>people willingly admit they're too stupid to handle basic tasks and somehow think this makes them superior

>He "earns" about $2.15 a day
How does he survive?

>See OP
>know that Cred Forums is overrunned by PCucks from cancer sites like tumblr and reddit
>prepare for the assblast
>all these mad PCucks that just say mad shit like "arts bad" and "whaa dad jokes fuck you"
Kek, fucking PCucks, everyone, the ass of the gaming industry.

THE 9/11 GUYZ XDDDD

He moved back in with his parents and its very likely his dad helped get him yet another job, going off kiwifarms info.

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that image includes a pony, therefore you must delete it.

I have a problem right now with Assassin's Creed Liberation. It's probably the first time ever. It crashes after a few minutes. I am pirating it. Every solution online is to update drivers.

>backpeddling when you're this btfod

I'd kill myself in your situation, named after a vidya character or not

he does commissions for inflation porn on deviant art and he also illustrates brentalfloss's comic. i guess he must make at least something off of cons too or he wouldnt go

is mlp even still a thing?

Why is Batman raising his hand at the end there?

>The Conduit
>Good game with online that works

maybe the second one

If he actually got a friend request he would just have been able to print screen that
>Really makes you think

>i guess he must make at least something off of cons too or he wouldnt go
you'd be surprised, some artists do these at a loss

why did you have to point it out
he wouldn't have known otherwise

DELETE THIS

>a boy and his blob
>new IP

fucking

Don't forget his "thrilling" youtube channel
youtube.com/user/TomPreston6/videos

It kinda rubs me in the wrong way that he's using the fact that one of Miller's stories was not accepted by DC as an argument against his skills.
It's as if he's implying that making offensive stuff is inherently bad and immature.

>and if I talk about a political candidate...

where's the problem

They're drunk almost always

Yes and bronies are still a thing, though they kinda died down to these two pathetic kids online, now Jojobronies are the newest bronies cancer

Is something wrong with my browser or does this faggot have literally 0 (ZERO) subscribers?

I'm pretty sure it's at the still beating a dead horse stage

That's what he's implying, yes

he's asking for permission to go to the toilet
dont you see him holding his stomach

Of course Dobson is the type of person who plays Skyrim at 10 FPS five years after it came out.

Because its against the rules, horsefucker.

You can turn the subscriber counter off

Remember when they could do both?

>i guess he must make at least something off of cons too or he wouldnt go

remember that time he threw a shitfit about someone asking him for a photo at one

>new IP or 3rd party support
>3rd party support
user, come on.

Other animals feed him in pitty.

Wait, doesn't Dobson really hate animu? How come he like god damn pokemon?

Because Pokemon is popular.

Meanwhile on consoles
>Put game in
>"Please come back in 2 hours when it's done installing"
>Whew finally done installing
>Start it up
>"5gb update required please wait"

Man if someone has a patreon that fucking low why not just work fast food/retail

I mean it's minimum wage but even a part time, 20-hour a week job like that pays way more than fucking $64 a month.

Even my sitty Youtube channel which i only used to share SF games with friends had more hits than that.

lol

how would he afford a better computer with his $60/month salary

Most people have no clue about truly difficult installs. I still have a shoebox full of boot disks back when you needed different RAM allocations for each game.

The fact that it's based on a Nintendo IP and he's a Nintenyearold who eats any shit they throw at him helps/

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if he hates anime, why did he draw all that inflation porn with anime characters

>those hacky Hot Topic tier shirts

obviously not?

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I'd like to have a girlfriend do all that for me too

I turned 28 last month and all I got was an inner ear infection.

jesus christ

>return true(love)

>comments off
>ratings off
>subscriber count off

>bla bla bla potato
what did she mean by this

This shit and the fact Dobson takes the shitty Dic Nintendo cartoons as canon are mind boggling. So glad the internet has broken his spirit, suicide when.

delete this

>blah blah potato
God

>blah blah ad hominem blah

MUH SAFE SPACE. How is he not raking in the YouTube money with such a glamorous channel.

>he's still mad about Link's hair

if anything they BTFO'd themselves and made themselves look retarded, and ignorant. Owning and playing on a pc isnt difficult thats just a fucking meme

Is dobson the ultimate nintendo fanboy?

Console gaming adopted all the worst things from PC
>installation
>patches
>achievements
>DLC

PC gaming adopted all of the worst things from consoles
>quick-time events
>endless hallways and corridors without branches so six year olds don't get lost
>fully voiced everything
>shitty UIs designed to be navigated with a joystick
Fuck everything

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nice trips, but are you retarded?

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He probably thought he was a badass when he typed that, too.

No, you would kill to have his stuff. There's a difference.

>Owning and playing on a pc isnt difficult thats just a fucking meme
The worst part is these fuckers have to be old enough to remember Sound Blaster compatibility and IRQ/DMA numbers and serial port devices and fighting to make sure the first 640k of RAM doesn't have anything loaded in it

>trips

No

Both platforms averaged out into something that has none of the strengths nor charms of what they once used to be.

What we're left with is an all out unsatisfying mediocity.

On twitter no one knows you are a blue pedo bear that has a fetish for underage lesbians

No, there are worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=EhUHPjtQ73w

>people get mad to this because they wish they had someone that cared that much for your hobbies

Doens't matter if half of the shit she did was wrong, she still took a ton f time to gather all that shit for him.

>~3-4hrs.
user it took me 1:30 hours to download bf4 on my ps4, and its a fucking 75GB game, what kind of african tier internet do you have?

I'm "mad" because it's pretty stupid and obviously made to garner online cred.

But the guy is probably into dumb maymay shit too so it all works out in the end.

The guy honestly looks like he's suffering and wants to die.

maybe how am I wrong

Bu-but these things are only a problem on super complicated custom builds which the people who are capable of building one would have the know how to fix/prevent easily. Are they implying he stole it from someone competent and now can figure out how to use it? I don't understand.

>Butterfry

He can't even be sad loser manchild right

>a fetish for underage lesbians
you don't?

How is it that no one was managed to get Dobson to commit suicide yet? Actually physically take his own life?

I can't imagine it'd be hard; isn't there any better artist out there (and that's a huge fucking pool) who would want to convince him that he's worth absolutely nothing, everything he's done in life has been in vain, that he'll never improve in the profession he's dedicated so many of his sad decades to, and that he'll never face anything more than constant ridicule so he might as well just end it all?

How is it that their artwork has gotten worse? Pic related is what I've always preferred. The new artwork is off-putting.

Come on man don't bring that shit to a PC mustard face thread.

>What we're left with is an all out unsatisfying mediocrity.

Welcome to gaming in 2016, I'm 32 and I've been gaming since I got a NES back in the day. Its all turned to shit, I don't even play games that much anymore. The next game im buying is that Friday the 13 game.

Do you think anyone with a professional level of talent want to be reduce their reputation to being a bully?

Their artists are Tumblirnas

As much as i get this joke i never have these issues. Drivers almost never need work unless its a new big game on a new card and its just a download. closing a game thats running in the background is a 5 second solution and anything like a mouse is a simple plug in and again.

I feel like these arguments are only used by retards who dont know how to use technology. It always seems to be the people who dont seem to know how to navigate menus or use websites more complicated than logging in. Some cant even change button maps without issues
PC players know they are going to have more "complications" because they have more customization. Sure the PS4 and Xbone "just work" but some people give a shit about higher resolution, variety of controls, "backwards compatibility", and something higher than silky smooth 24fps

>consoles
>games

Pick one.

>console niggers making fun of PC users for patching and whatnot
>go to a friend's house and wait 2 hours for Halo 5 update
>game crashes twice while playing

???

I have a text file refuting all of those points. Sadly I'm not at my home computers right now.

>He's out of breath having his character run around Whiterun

Loving every kek

I bought a copy of it when it came out to gift to my gf. She didn't want it and now its still sitting in my inventory.

Hate to break it to you sonny jim but it come down to money.

Gaming is a damn hobby and as some one who used to drop a few grand ever few years I can tell you have no clue what the standard person has to go through to play a fucking game.

Gaming is a fucking hobby, talking shit about how people enjoy their hobby seems to be a geek thing. Who gives a fuck if there are people playing on a xbox or a playstation or a fucking pc. At least we aren't those fucking chads who hate each other based on where you where born ....wait.

You can't refute shit. We play the best versions of the best games plus thousands of godlike exclusives at framerates and resolutions so high they are like mountains compared to your shitty console sandcastle

Oh and the best part is that it's much cheaper than console gaming. God anyone who buys a console over a PC is a fucking retard.

you cant refute this

Dobson is literally impervious to criticism.

Nothing you're saying is true and you know it.

Well if they went with PC they'd have more games for fewer dollars spent and at higher framerates and resolutions.

You can cry "OPINIONS" all you want, the fact is that consoles are objectively inferior to PC and I can't see why people don't want to play on the best platform

>thousands of godlike exclusives

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Name 1000 godlike exclusives on PC.

>PA are console dickriders now
>their artstyle has also gone to tumblr shit

is this pottery?

That has nothing to do with what i just said.
Im not hating on any group. im hating on the narrative that computers are that much more complicated. I know how much time and money goes into it. Gaming is not that complicated, and if you are willing to invest in something as a hobby you should have enough time and intellegence to figure out how it works. Steam is not complicated and neither is running an EXE, It doesnt take alot of time to set a resolution and hit general settings. if you cant take enough time to do that you suck at your hobby

woah
over 5000 godlike exclusives

It'd take too long. Instead, name 5 good console exclusives. Remember that saying old console "exclusives" are no longer viable thanks to emulation

are you literally fucking brain damaged?

>I can't see why people don't want to play on the best platform
I'll tell you but I must first update W10, then run some antimalware cleaner because my updated antivirus didn't catch something again. When I finally go online I hope there will be less cheaters then yesterday and the companies stop pushing rootkits onto my machine trying to deal with it, making a bigger mess in the process.

Look at the reviews.

How is that not a good game?

this literally never happens. how bad do you need to be with computers to deal with this ever

Small price to pay for upgradable hardware, better hardware, free online and modifications

>but I must first update W10
Consolefags

Man, the anti-depression pills fucking killed them

>that 5 fps Skyrim gameplay

What the fuck

>Is dobson the ultimate nintendo fanboy?
>No, there are worse.
>posts non-Nintendo marketing

this is cute af I don't even care. Good for them.

He looks really unhappy

>tfw mom would buy me videogames when I was a kid, but had no idea what was good, bad or even shareware.
>still appreciated the fuck out of it because it beats having a drunkmom that hits her kids, and on top of raising kids, working two jobs, and dealing with dad she still made the effort to get stuff that i was into
Having fucked up neighbors gave me perspective.

Whenever I see my friend or his kids trying to play on their PSTRIPPLEs, they always have to sit through an update. I've never been there on a day they use the console and don't have to wait for something to update. I'm not there a lot but I gather the consoles get used practically every day. It's pretty amusing. At least with PC I can decide when to update, rather than being prevented from using my own hardware thanks to forced updates.

>PA claiming that PC games are always broken if a console port isn't available

They should really stop with the bald-faced lies.

lel served the console peasants.

You missed your calling in infomercial production. You're a natural

>bald-face

>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNT THE GAME SHOWING ON SCREEN
>oh i forgot to change the source on the TV
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNT MY CONSOLE NOT RESPONDING TO MY COMMANDS
>oh right I forgot to connect the controller silly me
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT I FUCKING PLAY THE GAME
>oh theres a day one patch okay
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT I PLAY ONLINE
>oh right I have to input this code so they can make sure i didnt buy it used
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS SEARCHING FOR GAMES TAKING SO LONG
>oh right I forgot to buy the latest DLC silly me

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autism

>Some people didn't like that so i am sorry.

He just say sorry because he have to, he isn't sorry at all.

I need to understand how he thought this was a good idea. My life will never be complete, if I don't understand what was going through his head when he decided to do this.

Same reason.

>a degradation of quality this extreme can only be the work of them outsourcing to imitators.
Isn't it because Tycho started taking meds? So he's not nearly as creative or clever, but in exchange, he doesn't see ants crawling in his veins?

he makes it very clear he has literally no idea what the fuck he's talking/whining about every time he opens his mouth
how does he do it?

Fag though he is, he's got a damn good point about this. You can talk about something without being obligated to commentate on the greater social context.

Is there a more pathetic twitter professional than Dobby

>penny arcade
>blowing out anyone

Nah

>deliberately going to McDonalds

How cheap and/or retarded do you have to be to do this?

Dobson is not a man.

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God I wish that were me

>White man uses talking to urge white men to stop talking

Only thing Penny Arcade is blowing out are follicles.

Except that PC's have the strength of having better hardware and all the advantages that brings alongside free online and mods

>the name Zelda originated in a nintoddler game
Kek

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>Need to emulate console games to have shit to play
Oh the irony

there is a large percentage of developers missing from that list

>352994129
Keep getting mad over people liking things.

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>"show me some good games"
>proceeds to show TMNT shovelware and Wii Fit

Wow... so this is the power of the Nintendo Wii.

Righto. The art peaked 2008-2010.

Don't know why Gabe continues to use his shitty current style instead of the previous better one.

So did he

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Taking your phone out makes it more likely to get jumped by a nigger.

>>>>>>>>>>>cute

are you telling me they once had normal people hair

>Butter fry

Imagine being so fat you look at Pokemon and see food

>mfw watching 3,000 people die on live tv

BRAVO DOBSON

>cute

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You parse my words carelessly. In addition to a huge supply of exclusive and excellent PC games, we have the technology to play the greatest console games too

>Bisexual muslim trans woman
Doesn't exist.

ANDREW, SON OF DOB

They have really good breakfast food

Even new Batman still doesn't kill or use guns. Fucking hack

>mario isn't casual
t. andrew "fill 'er up!" dobson

>cute

Good lord I'd forgotten how awful zen pencils is

>Lived in Paterson, NJ
>Family immigrated from Mexico
>Was not allowed to cross the street at night to the convenient store on the corner
>Nearly caught in gun crossfire for being on the wrong street
>SWAT raided my block more times than I can count
>Waiting for vidya package on corner at 3pm, asked why am I selling product this early and on this block
>Never talked to anyone but people still knew me

And I still grew up to be a normal autistic bastard with better prospects than these faggots
I live in a college town now and I love when these fuckers start trying to throw their cultural marxism around me
I got the immigrant card
Im only alive because Im slightly brown, I could never imagine a white dude living in my old neighborhood.

Last I recall, some dude in a suit walked down to check an apartment complex for sale and got the shit kicked out of him on my block
Fuck these people

user, I have some bad news about BvS...

>super mario galaxy is a mature game

Wow, so deep. Wait not it isn't.

Also who takes a shit in a filthy public toilet, much less one with a junkie in the next cubicle.

The only thing good about PA any more is Acquisitions Incorporated when they have Pat Rothfuss on board.

>cute

>Artist depicts herself as brown
>Is actually super white

Also, from my business buddies
People that hang around coffee shops are usually killing the business

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I mean they're not wrong

Tetris IS casual.

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This is it.
I've officially become mad.

>butterfry
>lamenting over a character that was only in a few episodes, who left on good terms to teach a lesson about how we shouldn't tie down the ones we love if they'll be better off elsewhere

Every time

imagine.

Fucking hell, underrated post. Made me laugh for a good while

Does Linkara ghost-write for Dobson?

>going to a social event and not wanting to talk to other people, not as a participant, but as a goddamn content creator

lol

I bet she expected Macbook in return.

irony

>ywn have a gf who cares enough about you to do something like this

>available on consoles
That's when you know a game is terribad

>2016
>having a social media account
>pretending you're some deep thinker for pointing out the obvious

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>he's naked
>he has clothes and no fedora
which is canon?

Isn't Wrestling a long running entertainment form? If that's the case of course is going to be popular.

Kek. This is why I gave up on modern consoles since they operare just like a shitty pc.
Whenever a new game worth buying came out, I'd have to go through all the updates for autistic features, such as iconic flash pulse frequency reduced to 0.5 Hz or some shit.

even autistic children hate the blue bear

educate yourself. Muslims love trannies. Trannies on dating sites have to worry about muslims messaging to move them and make them their wives

Dobson being a retard aside, who the fuck goes to a con if he can't handle being around people?

>bisexual muslim trans woman of colour
I swear to fucking christ, did they just try to come up with the most laughably 'diverse' person EVER?

Post the edit

Not that one

Can't do the dobson.

Some parts of the head are usually redder than the rest. Tumblr artists think resorting to zero-effort techniques like that make their art better or something i guess.

I'm not sure it's possible for an adult to be bullied by children unless the adult has the mental capacity of a child. Is he trying to admit he's developmentally challenged?

LOL THIS ONE PC GAME DOESN'T WORK WELL
HOW WILL PC GAMERS EVER RECOVER
BTFO

This is the pinnacle of Dobson

The one where he ends up in i a loss comic?

Every time, this tripfag shows up and posts the same stale comics to get (you)s

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No its not
She needs to suck it up and not be a faggot

>That's when you know a game is terribad on PC
Absolutely true
It's why the platform is irrelevant

Well, that and an utter lack of exclusives that arent indiepixel or mobashit

implying a sandnigger culture which preforms the 2nd most sexchanges behind thailand wouldnt have these

Jej

I don't get this image, is it a reference to OFF or something? Why Ted Cruz?

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Now fix... everything else.

Don't they all?

The one where they're actually a couple in the first panel.

It's a pretty lame gift, but I'd of course appreciate the effort.

I've never been a kid in the 80s but I'm fairly sure the main reason for liking Transformers isn't being hot for cars

>Driver patch

next you are gonna tell me I need to install Linux to play games.

>I don't understand it, so I'll make fun of it!

>that okcupid logo in the corner

Is this real life?

>technology's bad fire is scary

looks good to me user

I'd like to even witness this. I don't even know how it works.

What are you talking about?
Dobson isn't an adult.

Even Anthony Burch is happy he's not Andrew Dobson.

>will inflate for food

>Samus can still have emotions and kick ass
Now I've never played Other M, but from what I can tell, when she gets too emotional her suit literally shuts down.

No, it doesn't just shut down, it completely vanishes, correct?

>he made the right choice

things I can do:
>laugh annoyingly
>use a muscle every other human can also use
>remember a movie
>draw ugly shit
>recite nations of the world without even fucking knowing where they are
>talk annoyingly
>have shit opinions

>Recent
>Mostly Positive
>Overall
>Mostly Positive

>not godlike

Dare I say, user 353006521 just got blown the fuck out?
The answer is yes

Son of dob in all his glory

Bully maybe not. harassed yeah but that seems harsh of a term because american language use is retarded

He has never received a friend request, so he doesn't know what it would look like.

he kills but he didn't use guns.

literally the most retarded thing about superheroes is that they dont kill legitimately bad people.

No but it's okay because he posted a woman saying it to man.

Why the fuck would you dress up as Power Girl of all people if you're afraid of people looking at your titties.

Kek.

God damn you're fucking autistic.

Eh, I kinda like it.

I don't understand the hate about that Batman anyway, he's clearly gone even more insane than usual

I don't think I've had a game on PC not work for years.
However, it took me 30 minutes to play fucking mario kart on the wii u thanks to updates and memory management issues and just a general inability to control my destiny at all.

>I'll take a green if you're hot and yellow if you're rich please

It took me a minute before I realized they were all turned away to take selfies.

What a backwards world we live in, am I right?

>Muslim
>all that other shit
Pick one

How do console gamers feel about missing out on Patrician genres like strategy games?

>cute girl

>fat ugly with dyke hair

Clearly someone who dresses up as a bat at night has issues.

He'll get stoned the moment he leave that community.

Dahnald, I need your delegates. Hand them over Dahnald and nobody gets hurt.

WHO THE FUCK ORDERS TOMATO JUICE AT A BAR?

The rest is pretty bad too.

What the fuck kind of convention is that? Why would anyone even go if they were going to wear a yellow or red button?

youtu.be/bINUfbLV_0M

You're also forgetting aunt Zelda from Sabrina XD

>>>>cute

Anything that was airing on american networks before he knew what anime is doesn't count.

Please, tell me more.

tumblrinas who want the nerd cred

Why are you being misogyracist user

No, they just showed that retards should stick to console toys

Time to make a Bald&Pig Edit....

there are a few drinks that use it. in this case probobly virgin bloody mary. stlll retarded though

>guys i'm a grown man getting bullied by children, tfw huh haha lol
>what do you mean you don't get bullied by children

Damn, this one i really good

Wow. Harsh.

He's right though

He's just a pretentious fag about it

Here you go user, a reply!

god damn these are painful.

What a drama queen.

Shite artist trying to find "stylistic" clutches because he lacks confidence in his actual work

Are all artistic people this retarded?
Just get a fucking proper job

She's not. He seriously believes those sluts aren't asking for it.

I think this is a parody.

LOL

>become a statistic
For fucks sake guys. Another one bites the dust

Holy christ what a baby!

How are achievements and dlc a pc thing?

I usually game on console. The death of strategy games is one of the saddest things I have ever seen. The early to mid 2000's was a golden age of RTS games and what do we get nowadays, a couple of rereleases of some classic gems and that one RTS game that was made by the guys who made Wargame?

We also have Halo Wars 2 but I have no idea why the first one was console exclusive. RTS games have no place on a console. And the new Dawn of War doesn't look too good.

Why aren't their lips moving when they talk

Conventions of all types, comics, vidya, computers, RPGs, Star Trek etc. used to be great places to meet people with similar interests and basically geek out for a day. Then the usual suspects got wind of it, infiltrated and ruined everything. Now they are all about Safe Spacesâ„¢ and muh feelings. There has been a concentrated push for people to NOT talk to strangers lest they experience an unwanted encounter. This is all over the spectrum, although Trekkie cons are still fairly immune for now.

Im really surprised he didnt went the tranny route, he must be at least a fag

That'll teach me for giving someone the benefit of the doubt.

>he missed the fact that all cons now have special snowflake safe space posters
cosplay != consent you toxic shitlord

They are flesh puppets.

>blitzball was awesome

they aren't wrong, you're just clinging to a fallacy.

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>red
I know you fucks are blind when it comes to good vidya but come the fuck on

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I loved that whole 'bathroom law' controversy they fabricated over in the colonies. I'm a tall white bearded cisscum male and I've used the women's toilets plenty of times. And the disabled toilets, even though I have no physical disabilities. Pretty certain I've not raped any children. Sometimes the women's are more convenient than the men's. And the disableds are almost always more luxurious.

People like you are the fucking worst. You take shitposting so far that you ruin it somehow. Or maybe you're just this fucking pathetic.

Wait, I'm wrong. That actually is a legit Dobson comic and tumblerites got buttblasted over it. This might mark the only time in history that Dobson was right.

Ive never seen anyone verbally yell at a fat cosplayer let alone a hot one that actually fits the character. what fuckin cons are these people going to?

imagine being so bad with computers you think this is common practice.

How dare he violate these stronk beautiful women's right to not be looked at in a public location. Shitlords like him are just so ugh, I can't even

Not the guy you're replying to but no, consoles have compatability issues. Call me when you get a ps1 disc to run on a ps4, I'll be playing games from 1995 on my PC

Their noses are flushed and calling flushed features "red" is pretty damned common in English. Are you autistic, because not getting common figures of speech that aren't meant to be taken 100% literally is one of the main symptoms.

>SJWs
>opinion having any value

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do you think a drunk guy irl with a red nose will have a completely bright red nose like fucking rudolph?

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>Instead of saying thanks just starts babbling about the game then fucks off
No fucking manners.

>parading your body implies it's the only asset you have

when retards meet. These two should get married and have stupid kids.

I wouldn't say it's off the table as one last desperate grab for sympathy

Wow, how intolerant of you.

Pic related a Lesbian, handicapable, SWEDISH woman of colour

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This was giving me a boner until it showed the guy at the end.

>blacks were enlisted in the wehrmacht
>pretty sure there were no Chinks, Curries, or Gooks in German camps, blame the nips on this one

>wetbacks
>Germany

It's good manners not to fondle people just because they're in costume, but what kind of insane moron decided cosplayers have some magical right to deny people taking photos in a public area?

Penis fixation

nutted so hard to her video, luv me dat nonon

If that's true she was probably making fun of the sign.

>didn't read the whole post
>calls others retard

The system works!

I don't get it.

>retards listen to "experts" that are only out to fuck you over.
yea, that's your problem btw, you upgraded to windows 10 and didn't limit your computer to 50 or less processes when idling. you kept windows update on instead of downloading only necessary security patches.

LOL.

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so why doesn't she just stop eating so fucking much?
there's so little effort required to have a hot body as a grill

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HEY OOG PS3 GAME

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>handicapable
That's offensive. Try body impaired.

>no one puts trigger warnings on breakfast

I'm dying here

I don't think Gabe ever had hair

>No one puts trigger warnings on breakfast

Makes me laugh every time.

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delusion con, where you can imagine that all your insecurities are actual reality, and then blame everyone else for it.

that made me spit out my water, sorry about your ear

link?

Americans are retarded. In my countries there are a LOT of genderless bathrooms.

>"Redpill comic"
>Is anti-racist

Uh, what? Or am I getting the message wrong?

nah, modern women regularly believe multiple insane contradictory ideas at the same time.

I know that, I like Bloody Mary's, but I'd never order tomato sauce or tabasco straight up, especially not in a bar.

Needs to be updated

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>good manners not to fondle people
Well yeah, I've got a feeling that most if not all of us know that. The people who dont know that are the chads, who are the actual bandwagonners. Then we of course get blamed since the chicks dont wanna fuck us anyway

this. that pain filled smile..god

The artist admitted she'd never been to a convention before.

>java
barf.

No idea why someone would consider this rage, one of the few genuinely funny comics.

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>Literally too dumb to understand D&D
People really overestimate how complicated it is

If he actually produced art or comics that people enjoyed and wanted to see more of, then the "trolls" wouldn't do this.

Dobson is soon to hit Chris levels of troll paraonia.

tetris is as casual as it gets.

link to video

An acquaintance I had went apeshit on me over this comic after she posted it on social media a few years back, when I pointed out that more often than not shaming of female cosplayers is done by women.

this
you should go into some fat hate threads on /fit/ sometime
>my body is beautiful and only my own opinion matters
>stop judging me for being fat, I'm triggered!

It's actually made by some angry hapa. It's about "Redpilling" on women rather than racism.

The Elliot Rodger one is quite good desu.

user...
Its not supposed to be funny

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I think the problem is it requires an attention span and a bit of imagination, that's a barrier to entry that's far too high for most people to overcome.

>5'7?
Everytime

>Making Minecraft animations
I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Tomato juice at a bar.
>Condoms only provide 86% protection.

Huehuehue

obviously not. its extremely rare this ever happens now. you might have these issues with older games though, keyword being MIGHT

That second one actually looks good. I would actually like to read a comic about a fat bald loser's everyday life if it had that artstyle and wasn't 100% complaining about crap.

Did penny arcade start the tumblr artstyle? I'm convinced of it now.

Why are minority male MRA's so obsessed with white girls anyways? Rather than their own kind?

Wow.

It's almost evidence that he grew up living in a bubble.


Who da nown?

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>dobson sees himself as someone who could defend anyone against a competent adult male.

>more often than not shaming of female cosplayers is done by women.
that's not just in cosplay user. women are assholes to each other

Disconnects like that happen precisely because they don't believe their own bullshit, no matter how hard they try. On the one hand, they're trying to embrace this "body positivity" movement, but they can't reconcile that with neither the way society perceives them nor with how they feel about themselves.

the hard part is having enough friends willing to consistently play that have the attention span not to give up in the middle of a campaign

>blob
>teenage mutant ninja turtles
>good

jesus

>and wasn't 100% complaining about crap
lel

The old guy in glasses is thinking of shooting up the place.
The tall guy is disgust in it's purest form.
Mandark has coloured his hair.
And the nigger is watching silently to punce like a panter once the beer is kicking in.

How sad of an existence can a guy get when he cant handle bullying children?

>"Please don't grope or harass people"
>"Please respect your fellow man"
>WHY DO THEY THINK WE'RE ALL RAPISTS
>BTW SLUTS
Maybe if you read their actual words instead of projecting your delusions on them, you'd stop being such a spiteful git.

the ironing

Did you upgrade to IPv6 yet?!

I feel like I'm looking at clown children with these cheeks and noses.

Jewish race mixing propoganda.
It's a ploy to breed the white race out of existence, at this rate it's succeeding.
Why do you think there are 3rd world migrant quotas?
It's not to help people, it's to eliminate any safe haven for whites on this earth.

Not even mudlismes are imune agaisnt our degeneracy.

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Certainly, but in this case it was specifically about the content of that comic. Women are far more judgemental of each other than men.

And it's easy to verify that that's true, because fat/ugly girls in cosplay still get fucked at cons.

what really happened

Dobson's life is a cautionary tale for the rest of us, for sure.

And that was the last tweet he ever made.

Alternate: "I don't need to be mansplained to!"

especially with 5e

>girl

>a servant of Satan shows up to coerce two ugly losers into doing fucked up sexual shit

That's pretty metal.

James Franco?

There's clearly enough room for both of them, why's she so mad? And why'd she choose to sit next to him when there are other seats available. Fucking tumblrellas, man.

>That one nigga that is so dark he is like a black hole.

why is map that a guy that is obviously in the act of playing football doesn't want to talk about an irrelevant scientific concept?

yeah there are defently games that require tweaking, but implying that this is the standard is wrong...

also there are several games out there that had huge problems with crashes on console too

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that tumblr...she is insane.

>has no balls

Thats her problem.

that's clearly blackface

Whatever happened to that whole "manspreading" thing anyway? So many women were up in arms about it, and then it just went away.

Jesus. It's like if your catholic and call the pope an assbandit when drunk and you have to make a public "SOOOOORRRRY".

>that Skyrim video
How? In more ways than one, how?
He's more nasally than I thought. Huh.

>BvS
>canon

Besides, he doesn't explicitly kill. He causes car crashes and chucks people out windows. But tons of actions movies do that only to have the goons get up and walk it off. I don't think he ever explicitly kills

That fucking crimson chin looking bitch.

To be fair, if I called the Pope an assbandit while drunk I'd want to apologise and it's not like they'd let you walk up to him after the last incident.

>no bully pls

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I remember in Man of Steel when they made a big deal about Supramang's decision about killing Zod even though it was the obviously correct choice
Fucking comics

Not to mention he mocks the football player for not knowing the periodic table but admits that he has trouble with basic algebra.

It's a still image

I assume they found something new to complain about

isn't that basically Ronnie?

boner status: LOST IN THE EMPTY VOID

youtube.com/watch?v=wL3MH_YgWaw
>...feeling kind of depressed...

>Mother.
What should she say? YOU SUCK DOBSON!
>Classmate.
Doesn't want to trample his feels.
>Friends
Friends aren't friends if they refuse to point out that you suck.

Tippy-toe Hilary sure know her audience

This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen of him.

This makes me want to put on a suit of plate mail and purge heathens.

It will become more commonplace. At first they dyed their hair a bright shade to attract attention and got piercings, but now everyone has those so to stand out they have to go further. Expect to see more loud, multicolored ensembles with 'so crazy' haircuts, tattoos, accessories, etc.

No

When you don't have mom and dad's money it's every single fucking game that has graphical quality beyond two planes

How did Dobson develop such shit taste if his first anime was Aria?

I'll take it user.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

yeah and im pretty sure that was even covered in the comics.

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The fact that she was a cosplayer. a woman and at anime con didn't give it away?

>Shitting on Frank Miller
Fuck you Dobson.

pic related - now one color isn't enough

>Disagree on a fucking movie
>"hope I won't be seen as anti-feminist"
Jesus fucking christ. How does that even make sense? What adult could actually think this way? How can someone like this actually function on a day to day life?

why is ronnie so retarded fuck

Dark Souls isn't nearly as great as people made it out to be

Kek get a job fag

If it has the possibility of not working then it will not work for me.

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you just made me realize that Dobson is just Ronnie if he was born with no sense of self-awareness

the joke he's retarded

i guess

Do i get high if i lick Quin?

If you don't want to have a chance of interacting with another human being, why do you go to work at a fucking coffee shop? Work at home or something.

and that really scares me.
gods, save us all

its not the concept of single bathrooms its the fact that a bathroom with 6 women in it dont want males to just waltz in while they are pissing/shitting and vice versa. I use singles all the time.

I personally think bathrooms should just be coed and we should have never cared in the first place but that is neither here nor there.

Conservatives often take it to a retarded level, when the bill can have some logic behind.

>Chills for (you)s in several threads.
>Doesn't even reach second line.

lel.

He doesn't function properly. He just tries his best to make it look like he does.

Not high but you'll get something

The best part about this comic is that 99% of his donation wouldve went to some asshole in his condo anyways. Fuck "charities".

It was only until I met people who think like Dobson that I fully appreciated my family's opinions. Even as a kid my mother would encourage to improve, to never settle; my sister would tell me if something I made was shit, the only friends I respect are the ones who give their sincere opinions and that can take them as well.

>Look how alternative i am for favouring all these ultra-mainstream cartoons

>a bathroom with 6 women in it dont want males to just waltz in while they are pissing/shitting
My desire to piss or shit trumps their desire for me not to piss or shit.

I never understood this shit
I am a single autismal working man living on my own, what could you possibly think I'm spending all my money on?

Job and degree don't make you immune. New AAA games don't run on old machines. Happened about when crysis 2 dropped, older computers (under four years of age to parts) don't play new games with stable frame rate unless you seclude yourself and do nothing else / made it into mom and dad's business. Very, very few people upgrade: see store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey/

>Your +9 mage attacks the hoard and fails!

Why the fuck would you attack treasure, Dobson you dumb fuck

Yeah, TRU niggas eat at Popeyes.

The code indentation is what makes me most mad.

That and the syntax errors.

He does not like furries. BASED.

I assume that's just Russians and retards playing on laptops
Then again, I could probably still be running my glorious 9800GTX if I didn't wanna play Witcher

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You found the niggest.

test, not because i'm ban evading or anything

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Man it's not that hard to save up $2k, which is well more than what you need to build a new rig. Acting like a few thousand is a lot of money or has to come from your parents is a sign that you are either NEET or have never had a job.

It is a majority regardless of who, that's my point. Are you able to read?