Haydee Game

hahahaha that still looks like fucking garbage, who would pay $15 for something with sound effects like that, not to mention the camera angle? at least he was smart enough to leave that cringeworthy mine "explosion" out of the launch trailer this time

Looks like shit.

Is there a version of this texture without the shimapan? I like the black legs but frankly the striped torso kinda ruins the design, joke aside

There will be no plot
There will be no unlockable costumes
There will be nothing interesting or new

It's just a less fun RE4 but with hyper-slow Tomb Raider 1 style platforming. That's it.

If you don't support Haydee, you support sjws. But I already know Cred Forums has been completely overrun and infiltrated by sjws so that's why its getting all this hate.

The cucks are here to stay

>cringeworthy mine "explosion"
I can see you didn't watch the video. There's literally a landmine being used at 0:56.
As far as I am aware, no. That's also not in the game, It's from a Blender vid IIRC.

oh i missed that part, it still looks like shit but the one in his pre-launch trailer was even more hilarious

Do you really need anything else?

I do agree, the one from the Greenlight vid and the one in the Demo were pretty shit, but this one looks alright.
Only yours make noise.

Playing Battlerite because I don't care about lu meme thicc game, because I play games for gameplay and jerk off to thicc on my own time.

Porn sucks. DUDE BLOW JOBS LMAO

>i can't read but i sure can write.

Oh man Haydee thread time for all the cucks and numales to get offended at men finding the female form attractive.

(you)
Act like this is some sort of hill to die on and not a cheaply made cash grab.

problem?

If you're older than 16, yes.

what game isn't
this one looks like i might like it.

Yeah, I got hot robots and shitty gameplay when I wanted hot robots and good gameplay.

If there was good gameplay it wouldn't have/need hot robots

>what game isn't
Well of the titty monster genre the DOA games are actually well made and have fun gameplay. Theres a ton of VN/Dojin style games that are better then this and made by people that actually care about the product they release.

you clearly have no idea what appeals to adults.

hint: it's not cringy teen drama or pseudo military self important bullshit.

There's a metric fuckton of whacking material on the Internet, why would I play some shitty game just to see some fat chick when I can go to pornhub and not feel the regret of wasting $15

>hint: it's not cringy teen drama or pseudo military self important bullshit.
What if I like those things and am 22? Hell I love Gundam because of pseudo military self important shit.

it's tomb raider gameplay....since when was that shit. just because it doesn't have parkour, qte or bullet time doent mean the gameplay is shit.

>I'M AN ADULT BECAUSE I LIEK BOOBS
nah, some of us would rather spend our money on an actual game instead of a shitty walking simulator with tits.
go watch some porn; clear you mind kiddo

>it's tomb raider gameplay....since when was that shit.
Forever? they only became playable since like Angel of Darkness.

This is what I like to call a 'hidden cuck', or a sjw in Cred Forums clothing. Notice that they offer an alternative that doesn't involve a woman with large boobs and ass, but still try to retain their 'not sjw' cred. This is a prime example of a hidden cuck

Reminder: Don't reply to bait and trolling, including but not limited to:
>The game looks like shit (no criticism as to why)
>Why would I pay for porn?
>This game is sexist
>This game isn't a game, it's just an excuse to jack it to "robots"
>The Main Character looks like shit (with no justification)

you aren't an adult.

im excited for this game, i dont really care how anyone else feels. is 15$ expensive? i usually spend more on lunch every day...

>More on lunch
I'm agreeing you shouldn't care what others think, but just saying,
>$15+ for lunch
Where the fuck do you live, cause that's insane.

I only need porn for a few minutes while I jerk off, the rest of the time I need good gameplay

cuck, sjw, jew, redditi, feminist, beta, bluepill, shill, tumblr

anymore? It seems that when you run out of arguments, you default to buzzwords and memes.
Grow up child.

If we can have weeb jap games, why not some western bouncy plot?

this shit is really bizarre. im a feminist and firm believer in social justice and im psyched to play this, think the character has a cool design and liked playing the demo.

>Western
It's made by Russians.

Ok lets go through this then, Game play looks like shit in that the aiming and platforming looks like jank RE4.
Its barely a game has no plot and the """""""""puzzles"""""""" are mostly collect key card linear hallway shit Cred Forums bashes all the time yet now its ok because thiiiccccccccccccccccc
The main character looks like shit because the textures look unfinished, her brown ass and legs clash heavily with the hard plastic look of the rest of her, hell I had to be told it was a robot the first time I saw it and not a person in a suit.

>still crying about the age or maturity of the person in question

Another numale sjw technique. Are you upset I figured you out? Run back to your twitter hugbox

*it barely has any plot
fuck.

>Looks like shit
I'm not going to continue reading. There is literally a Demo out and if you don't even play that, you have no justification for making any claims.
Here's a Dropbox of it from their Greenlight page, have fun, see you in 40 minutes or more.
dropbox.com/s/d48mucikl9tf3vz/Haydee Demo.rar?dl=0

Ok, the plot is still bouncy though.

>Approximately less than an hour
>It doesn't release for another hour
Are you fucking serious.
I do agree there, two bouncy plot lines.

Wow, by the amount of effort you're putting into shitting on the game (several baseless claims?), I'd say you're actually triggered by this game.

You know just as well as I do that he won't bother giving it a chance.
You can't convince these people.

>i'm trying to save face by attempting to LE TROLL U
nah kid, you already blew it.

I know, but even so, you never know who it might help.

Ok I'm back I sped run it, it was shit look at the rest of my complaints you hug boxing retard.

What are you talking about? Seems you're cracking under exposure

This is literally a triggered sjw

Lol

Keep trying.

young white male sees cash to grab from his own persona audience.

This is like Bioware pandering but with worse production values

Stay mad by curvy robots that aren't obese

Spotted some more hidden cucks

stay mad you got called out on being an underageb&

The game doesnt look fun to play neither does it deserve the 15 dollar price tag

sure the game should be out without criticism and fuck anyone who complains for it to be removed because a 3D model is sexist but the game is just shit

no one should waste money on it

happy for the SFM porn to come out tho

Oh I don't care about that. I'm an adult on an anonymous image board. But you're literally triggered by this games existence and pretending it has nothing to do with you being a numale

> I'm an adult
you keep saying that over and over, trying to convince everyone.
And yes, you're anonymous and STILL trying to save-face. How childish lol

>if you're not with us you're against us
Are you or have you ever been a Communist?

memes vs. memes, the thread

That said I'm gonna give it a fair shot

>give it a fair shot
>so what if it looks like shit, it might not taste like shit

you realize a game can't be a cash grab if it didn't have a pre established audience right

no one heard of this guy until he came out with this game

15 dollars isn't a serious expense for me, and I've only ever seen the alpha footage. It's a low risk cost with the potential to surprise me. What's wrong with that?

You're rewarding bad behavior in the game industry.

Nothing, that user is just trying to make you reply, an act commonly referred to as "baiting."
It would be a different story if this game was being made by Blizzard or one of EA's Game Developers, where there's an extreme likelyhood of it being total trash and not worth $1, but Slavs tend to be pretty decent if not good.

You keep saying the contrary.
>lol

You're done, friend. You lost and played yourself.

Congratulations, you've just won your very own Haydee tailored to your specifications! Reply with your build and desired colors!

strawpoll.me/11016828
strawpoll.me/11016863
strawpoll.me/11016913
strawpoll.me/11016949
strawpoll.me/11016982
strawpoll.me/11017047

>bad behaviour

This. The game should focus on a black woman that's also a scientist, and she should have very small boobs and ass, and possibly be overweight, with a red nose. Don't accept bad behaviour!

>red nose
How do you know she doesn't have one now?

By Bad Behavior he obviously meant Developers making more low effort garbage and selling it solely on sex appeal
But you know this and are just baiting.

>people ITT legitimately thinking this is anything other than a run of the mill platform game with tits

Come on now. I enjoy TnA as much as the next guy but I'm not going to kid myself thinking this is some classy game for mature people, and I'm certainly not going to suggest it's worth more than $5

>game isn't out yet
>all these baseless accusations

Of course, I'm just baiting.

What bad behavior? the guy who made this likes fat black asses, and rather than bitch about the lack of vidya that caters to him he decided to go out and make his own game. That is exactly the opposite of bad behavior and should be encouraged, even among SJW circles.

design in all forms is an art form.
seriously fuck all this industry, everything for everyone bullshit.

Nice baseless claim you fucking faggot
I played the demo, I have no reason to believe the rest of the game is worthwhile

No you didn't. Also that wasn't a baseless claim, you triggered little hidden cuck.

...

OK.

Are people still calling this pc's symphony of the night?

if i didn't play the demo, i wouldn't buy it.

>Giantess, 9+ feet tall

Make it 100+ feet and then we're getting somewhere

You keep trying to save face.
>,friend

You're done, m8. You lost and played yourself.

>but Slavs tend to be pretty decent if not good.
You obviously didn't played anything aside Stalker and Witcher. Majority of games made in Russia/Ukraine/Poland/etc is unplayable trash

t. slav

i dont think anyone has said that ever.

what's with all this bait? what the fuck happened to Cred Forums. you can't talk about games without it being a huge shillfest.

That robot design looks absolute garbage.
Dont tell me you virgins actually jerk off to this shit.

>parroting me

So it turns out you were the child all along, which is why you couldn't stop pushing that angle. It makes sense actually. Stay forever young

majority of games made anywhere are unplayable trash. most games nowadays are probaly made for phones.

Another Russian/Slav game just came out the other day called Watch This!
It's decent, not great, but for $3, it's pretty good.
Allow me to amend, Slavic games that release on Steam.

horny teenagers.

They'll learn though. They gotta taste the shit so they'll be able to recognize it in the future. Let them spend their moms money.

you get banned for actual shilling, so just make a vaguely inflammatory thread and watch your google index go up.

>Can you believe this shit?
>embed Youtube clip
>?????????
>profit

Another hidden cuck.

Pay attention in class and get off your phone.

pshh now you've done it... kid.
*unseathes twin nodachis*
you're going to regret this.
*teleports behind you*
IT'S OVEEEER!
*slices you into 73 pieces in a second*
pshhh nothing personnel...

Still western if it wasnt made in vladivostok or something.

see, user, when you say things like that you're just making me think that you're allowing your biases to cloud your judgment

>Using "cuck" as a generic, meaningless insult

Well memed, kid

>it's a condescending numale that's getting cucked by a bull at this very moment episode

*puts a paw on your shoulder*

It's time to stop posting

>he doesn't have Cred Forums extensions
>he can't see when new people are responding to him
so you're a kid and a newfag, lmao

so pathetic

>meaningless

Oh no, I think it describes you pretty well

Dude thicc am i rite?

mega.nz/#!tAEAGTKS!A0GTuion03ziKH3P16zIXQc7zkyc7Y2OAlKriLvZtac

Mod compilation

>roleplaying on Cred Forums
kill yourself famm.

>this is some classy game for mature people

I don't think anyone ever claimed it was such

That doesn't mean it can't be a good game or that I won't find any enjoyment playing it

do you get off being no more than 6 years older than someone on the internet?

fuckin loser

>he says, while literally saying "well memed"

>using extensions

Found the fat no-life that'll never get laid

goddamn you're cringe inducing.

>le cringe!

*wags tail*

Seems you got blown the fuck out. Next time you try to play with the big boys, think again.

I haven't cringed so hard with something since tile fetish man. And at least that was hilarious to watch.

isn't this what kids usually say when they're playing with an adult online? You just keep outing yourself.

>he browses vanilla
u srs m8

>I'm le cringing!

Oh it shows, beta, it shows *shows canine teeth in a sneer*

Just like you out yourself as the homosexual you are *crosses paws indignantly*

>8+ feet tall
>biggest options for everything else
>every extra feature

youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>Next time you try to play with the big boys, think again.

when is this shit released. it's been stuck at less than one hour for 3 hours

*smacks your butt*

>i've already embarrassed myself, no point in stopping now
you know, you could just close the tab.

...

>Next time you try to play with the big boys, think again
oh shit, I'm sorry man.

*grabs your balls*

*kisses you*

>15$ for THAT

This fucking shilling too, so pathetic

This is hilarious, please don't stop posting.

Well, looks like its over. You've lost it.

Ahhhn~

y-you're just an sjw...

>This is the average Haydee player.

...

YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT AN ADULT LIKE ME WHO LIKES MATURE ADULT GAMES, SJW KEK!!

*crosses paws and smirks, licking my snout lightly*

Fools..I've been baiting you into bumping this thread this entire time. And I don't even have an interest in buying the game myself. But someone has to teach the numale cucks a lesson, and it's certainly me.

*puts on cloak*

But my time here is over. New threads...new beginnings...heh

*vanishes*

High quality thread

>that ledge climb animation
>that crouch animation
>all that focus on the thighs, boobs and ass
It seems like that's all there is. I don't feel at all compelled to buy this. If I want to jack off there's porn for that.

Shitposting usually makes people avoid a thread.

I should've known the threads would end up this way.

If you know anything about discussion on Cred Forums around this game, there is somewhere else you can go for real discussion in ~5+ minutes.

it made it kind of hard to platform in the demo

I hope they fixed it in the full game

youtube.com/watch?v=8i8-60DEikk

*reappears to grab you by the fucking throat before vanishing again*

>horny teenagers

Oh yeah I forgot grown men stop liking women.

>you will never be this mad
feels good man

1 minute!

Cucks and sjws would want you to believe that. That's why theyre pushing it so hard ITT

nu Cred Forums everyone.

Damn it's been ages since I've seen this picture.

what did he post?

Post YFW "This item is not yet available."

>If I want to jack off there's porn for that

Boy oh boy do I hate this argument

can we use the demo save in the game?

0.5 shekels have been deposited

>Coming Soon
>This item is not yet available
>no buy button

Now you can buy the game. I'll wait a bit personally but I hope the game is good.

But with 2 more of those posts.

It will never not be retarded.

disregard this, it's out

IT'S UP.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING SMALL.

Then if you want a story why not go read a book.

What? Are the mods deleting bullying now? Can't wait for the upvote system from reddit.

use the archive.

You'd be surprised how much shit you can get into small file sizes. I bought the console port of M&B to support Taleworlds and the shit was 1.5gigs.

buying my first game since huniepop, i hope it's for the good cause

Whats the interracial achievement about?

Its a walking simulator. what did you expect?

Mods do not work properly in release.

That is because puzzle games pad out the run time said puzzles

This game was probably some shitty platformer abortion before one of the devs switched the character model out and now they expect you to pay them 15$... come on you fucks

you have to pay for the sexy DLC

>Complete the game with no damage taken
Hoo boy.

Are they going to reveal Haydee's face in the game? I hope not, the facelessness is part of her appeal.

but the robot makes my peepee feel funny.

B-b-b-ut THICC!
How else am I supposed to find stimulating pornographic images? I sure as hell ain't going back to that one lamp in my room that kinda looks like a curvy chick if you squint hard enough.

>he believes the lazy developer would take the time to model her face.
I mean, he didn't even took the time to make a decent videogame.

Why do you care so much? Did russian indie devs rape your mother?

>hey Ivan, my puzzle game does not sell
>Put big titties in it, cousin. The americans love big titties

A proper follow up for those who picked a certain option.

strawpoll.me/11302029

Seems to work for american devs, what's the issue?

>devs decide to make something that would not appeal to me otherwise appealing

THIS IS A TRAVESTY

>tfw couldn't run the demo properly so I can't enjoy the full game
H-have fun for me, guys, be sure to take good pictures....

...

>Green upper is now open
Ooh.

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
What the fuck is this shit
I thought the memery about Haydee being half human because lmao off-color legs was just memery
What the FUCK is this

If you've bought a western AAA game in the last 5 years you literally no right to talk shit to anyone interested in Haydee. You are far more cancerous.

>Green upper door is the pathway to Blue
Double ooh.

no love for karate chop action

>you will never have a harem of haydee's with different bodytypes and personality kinks
>lithe, dominatrix haydee who's secretly jealous of the more endowed haydees
>fat haydee with a mouth attachment, a total glutton for semen
>voluptuous, endowed motherly haydee with a pregnancy fetish
>thick, ridiculously stacked haydee who loves to be milked
>haydee with a huge ass and hopelessly addicted to anal
>average haydee, totally vanilla and loves you
>masochistic shortstack haydee who's a total size queen
>Svlete and thin (but not unendowed) Haydee that is a power bottom, an absolute freak in bed to compensate for her smaller assets
>Chubby Haydee that constantly fucks you and milks your dick, wants to be full to the brim with you cum 24/7
>Voluptuous milf Haydee that simulates being pregnant; depending on her mood, she'll either be single, twins, or all the way up to hyper
>Super top-heavy Haydee with tits so big she can barely reach her nipples, doesn't just want you to milk her, but needs you too
>Super bottom-heavy Haydee with ass and thighs so big that she can barely fits through doorways, is a light dom and loves to sit on you
>Super hourglass Haydee, just as sex hungry as her lithe sister
>Normal Haydee, loves you and wants to make your happy
>Tall amazonian goddess Haydee, fucks you till you're raw and then some, loves to spoon you
>Shortstack Haydee that is absolutely s t a c k e d, initially doms but is an easy switch
>loli haydee who manages to stay innocent no matter what kind of lewd situation she's in
>oppai loli haydee who's at the perfect height for accidental tittyfucks
>athletic haydee major tomboy who treats you like her best bro
>nipple cunt haydee who can only feel pleasure with her nips plug with your cock

>half-human

D R O P P E D
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P
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So, anyone bought the full game? How is it?

>Not full robot
DOPPED

>no little shota bot you can use to scout areas, access small places and has to return to big mama haydee for "recharge"

>Red Zone is gonna have scary hallways
Fuck.

robofags btfo

cyborg girls #1

You have no one to blame but yourselves. We've been discussing this for the last month or so knowing she's a cyborg

Yeah, because paying 15 bucks for a low quality indie game whose only appeal is SFM robot porn is much less cancerous than paying 45 bucks for something that can be at least considered a game.

Link me the achievements

>paying 45-60 dollars for the exact same game you've played before with a new coat of paint
>paying 15 dollars for a game that at the very least has some novelty to it
>somehow the latter is bad

user, are you listening to yourself?

>playing games for the story

You make it sound like there's been threads all over when in reality it's just 5 threads that reached a decent amount of replies in the last month.

steamcommunity.com/stats/530890/achievements/
>Found the Red Armory

glad we're all in agreement

>than paying 45 bucks for something that can be at least considered a game.
>AAA
>game

>spending $15 on a irrelevant tiddy puzzle game is somehow less cancerous than giving EA, Activision, or Ubisoft $60+

Glad you agree with me.

>B-But the game IS FUN guys!! I'm not playing it to fap
I SWEAR
WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME????!
WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE WOMEN WITH CURVES
ARE YOU GAY??
YOU LIKE DICK?
I
REALLY
NEED
TO
KNOW

>playing games for anything except fun

>I'm not playing it to fap

How is that a strike against the game exactly?

Look at this faggot with his stutter typing

I'm... I'm scared.

Torrent where?

you post this in every thread and it hasn't made sense yet

no one's censoring your robo thighs, they're just saying the game looks like it has no depth

which, yeah, it looks pretty shallow

if you're just trolling, 10/10 I guess

Can't shoot through the grates?

>people spent money on this

Nope, grates are transparent walls.
You can see through them and they can see you through them, but neither can attack through the other.

Takbir!

I wouldn't spend 15$

10$ at most

>They changed the Dildo button room layout
Well, fuck.

a bunch of the nfs games have been fun as fuck and i had a great time playing mgsv when that came out. meanwhile, farm expert 17 has a great gimmick but is still an unplayable mess.

it goes both ways. i just want to get this because i liked the demo

How can a straightforward puzzle game even be called a puzzle game? The platforming is clunky and the sole purpose of it is to provide instances of closeups on the characters voluptuous ass. It's as bad as fan service in a relatively serious anime.
Avoiding evil robots, sometimes shooting them and pressing buttons is fucking lame.

Why is that a game?
Portal at least had a gimmick and some semblance of a plot.

>Game done? Beat softcore mode
OH GOD, IS IT GOING TO DO THAT THING WHERE THE GAME STOPS YOU HALFWAY IF YOURE PLAYING ON A LOWER DIFFICULTY?

This is completely false. You can pander to a specific crowd and ride the wave of another popular franchise without a name. Not that this game is doing that.

Like me with your mom, lmao.

I don't get it, if you don't like something why would you go into a thread about it?

>sharia law
>over something that is modelled so bad it barely looks human

Your game sucks bro, deal with it.

What the fuck does that one switch do in that room with the box & vent?

Shitposting addiction.

>Kill all the bots
>Kill only 50 bots
>NO SAVES RUN
>NO DAMAGE RUN
>1 HOUR RUN
Jesus Christ.

>Not that this game is doing that

What the fuck do you think a roguelike is?

>paying for fapbait disguised as a game
>paying other men to masturbate over something they've done
Who's the cuck here?

Either shitposting, or maybe they're pissed off that people will actually support garbage like this. Thicc or no, it's absolute garbage.

Some people will do anything for (You)s, user.

If you don't like videogames, why would you go into a board about them?

Takbir!

>They replaced the save card on the dead Haydee in the dark space after the Green platforming room with a Mine
Fuck.
I also just realized, the pre-release copy Youtubers got gives them 5 saves at the first save station. Or you get less on hardcore, either/or.

I like where this is going.

The only "data mining" I care about is the plethora of NUDE commands that show up when hex editing.

I better not have to 100% this shit just to see some robo titties

steamdb.info/app/530890/graphs/

a flop

>a flop
like your birth

I'm playing the demo and I'm getting really pissed off at this green pillar room

buyed

what you gonna do about it now, harcore redditor?

>he paid for a shit game

I've died more in that room to any of the fast robot fuckers.

would be a good game if the main character do not looked like a pornstar for sick people

>a simple solo project
>$15 @ 1,000ish copies
>a flop
I'm sure it's considered a flop in regards to the standards your company holds but over there that million ruples will take care of his rent for the next year.

Not bad for a thicbait title.

don't go assuming that the game is good before completing it

Oh man how will anyone ever recover from $15.

>This music
I.. Uh.. Oh god. Send help, I think I'm about to get eaten by a mechanical grue.

In brazil or russia (two big market shares for steam) 15$ is somewhat expensive.

it uses unreal engine 4 or unity?

How do you mod it?

Neither. This is a self-made engine that they spent something like 3 years on.

???

those articles about white males "choosing" to live at home and play video games instead of getting a job make so much sense now

how is your comment related to what he said

Theres a mod to make the main character a normal robot instead of a porn one?

Also, theres no open scenario or all of them are corridors? i don't like maze games

I'm a firm believer in left-wing values and this game looks like shit.

user you're going to have to get over your aversion to lewdness at some point

it wasnt out when i was at lunch.

I recall the dev said that there'll be alternate "Costumes" or something of the like? Not sure if it's in the game right now or if it's something that will come later.

Bless you user.

According to the steamdb page there's two unnamed, undefined slots for DLC, or at least that's what it looks like.
steamdb.info/app/530890/dlc/

like i said, i spend more on 1 meal or snacks daily. if you worked for a living you'd know that dollars aren't worth shit anymore.

>buy a magazine and mounds bar for my gf.
>$12.99 + tax

What if it change the ennemies into shota?

thats just like your opinion, man.

FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS YOUR PEOPLE'S OBSESSION WITH /ss/?
I like it but I don't bring it up all the goddamn time

probably to emphasize the size/curves of the girl by pairing her with a smaller male

also we wish to be the little boy

What if it change the ennemies into old ulgy fat men with hairy armpits?

this is the metroid game I need right now

Make a samus costume, devs

Outfits can also be for mods.

I already shit one out that replaces the legs to be all black and shiny. With the outfits option I can switch between my mod and vanilla in-game.

Imagine if this game turned out to be GOTY with amazing story, levels, and gameplay but no one noticed cause of the tits. I can dream.

Post more mods

>Story
As someone delving deep into it right now, more than likely not.
>Levels
They're pretty damn good thus far, Black is fucking horrifying.
>gameplay
Well, I mean, I'm enjoying the fuck out of it, it's more or less a classic Metroidvania, access to a bunch of shit early on, but unable to do a lot at the end of paths, slowly work your way out to get everything down.

Thats how they were tagging it in the greenlight phase. There was no mention of the word sexy in the description. Until the store page

Does the creator plan on adding more content or is it in its final form?

They've said something along the lines of "We'll consider adding more rooms, or even DLC, either incorporating into world (not easy) or as a separate location from menu."

I can smell the C&D from here.

Oh god. Send help.

>C&D

Whats that mean, user?

nigga you serious

Close & Disclosure

post-fap regret incoming when??

>Brawler
>2 dead Haydee
>Assassin from a distant area
>Then another one
This is actually scaring me, what the fuck.

>Close & Disclosure

Whats that mean, user?

Yes, C and D are the beginning letters to a lot of words.

cease and desist

Cloak & Dagger

Cocks and Dicks

only 600 megas

What is it and why that robot has 3.5" floppy disk?

This has been a cozy thread, until next time.

So are you all doing your duty and adding a Thicc tag to the game?

>Game finally out
>Wanna buy
>have 7.77 in the bank, game costs 10.99
>Bank closed

HELP

I have Killing Floor and Battleblock Theater and the ship 2, and a shitload of cards I never use and a bunch of tf2 items

Can you trade shit for steam cash?
How do I get this game before tomorrow?

If it changes anything, I made most of the WebMs and can dump a bunch right now

What sexual content?

>Dildo button room
What?

Do you have any valuable TF2/CSGO items? Sell 'em on the market and you'll make a few coppers.

I'll see what I've got
Nothing for CS:GO but I used to play TF2

You could trade the TF2 items on the steam market but there's no guarantee when they'll be bought, sometimes it's immediately and sometimes it takes several days. Alternately you could maybe trade them for a game on scrap.tf and then trade that game to someone else in exchange for haydee?

From the Green Platform room, you go to the side with the button that opens the vent forward, go through that door, kill 2 robots, then go through the door next to the lights puzzle and the dildo button room is one room after that.
It's the room with the Dildo Button in it.

Know if the copies are region locked and what country are you in?

user, you spend the entire game with the camera jammed 12 inches deep into Haydee's rectum. I don't understand where your confusion comes from.

The items
A thing that looks like a dildo but is actually an activator

all this shillin

>3 bongs 22 bings short of 10.99
>literally over a thousand bings in my house in cash
>everywhere's closed banking-wise

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

UK, dunno but 10.99 is 15 bucks anyway basically

Doing an itemvalue thing for TF2 right now

Is there a way to deactivate landmines? When i try pressing e on them they just explode

Post yer Steam and I'll cut ya a trade.

thats dumb. do you put dfc tags on stuff?

steamcommunity.com/id/dealerwealer
See what I have and stuff, I dont know

Pliers probably deactivates them

Maybe I should start doing that

Jesus Christ. That ass. Those titties. I feel the difficulty in this game is fighting an ever increasing need to masturbate furiously.

your tf2 shit wouldn't load for me, but between your billion trading cards and a handful of kf2 items I'm willing to bet you have enough to sell to make the money.

now the problem is, will people but it all quick enough that it wouldn't be better to just wait for the banks to open? that's the real question

lost of games have 3rd p perspective and more revealing clothing.

it's nice that you can express your feelings but maybe you could try giving a thought as to why you feel the way you do.

>The swimming animations
Yep, I am in love.

>not using extensions
I bet you dont use ublock origin either faggo

How long until I can pirate this?

>Number-memory puzzles
OH GOD WHY.

2-3 days tops.

I tried to search it from the bay and found only porn clips.
Pretty accurate.

Thank you based user for the gift

Crisis averted

True. Off the top of my head, X-Blades is one- oh, wait, that has a sexual tag as well. I'm not sure why you're so confused by the idea of a game focused, as in the camera is literally focused on a big brown ass in skimpy clothes having the 'sexual content' tag, that's the entire point of it.

Ayy.

So how long until the new model gets Thicc 2.0 proportions?

>don't have OpenGL 3+

fuck

RIP MODS

>oppai loli haydee who's at the perfect height for accidental tittyfucks
>accidental tittyfucks
Fuck you, how am I supposed to find stuff for this fetish

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I never understood why more games dont have sexy female lead characters. Whether its titty monsters, string bikini fantasy armor, or just normal looking hot chicks it's way better than middle aged normal looking male.

Also I want a fatguy character.

>mobile users

I need to know where to find something like this

SOURCE?

I haven't seen this pic since age.

whats the story behind this?

Whoa...

literally every other item in the game has a picture of a big busty nude woman on it.

Why are pretending morbid obesity is attractive?

just jerk it dude.

>play it if you like it
>jerk it when you are horny
>eat when hungry
>sleep when tired
why is everyone so repressed????

>sleep when tired

Literally impossible

literally not impossible.
you are fucked up, devote some time to thinking about why.

>He didn't give up on trying to fall asleep years ago and turn to pills

Cred Forums proving once again they're just the other side of the coin when it comes to SJW pandering.

That doesnt make any sense user. The opposite of SJW is liking titties?

anti sjw is the biggest gamer demographic

Considering that the primary agenda of SJWs is to push the notion that sex is offensive, yes. Liking tits makes you their enemy.

>Find Red Keycard
>Swarmed by Assassins
Every fucking time.

>Fire wildly at their eyes
>PING PING PING

>Fire wildly
I hit left click spam before holding right click. So I decided "Fuck it." and went and did something someone suggested near the very start.
The body armor has a White keycard under it.

How do you get it?
I'm not going back for it, I'll grab it next run

>strawpoll.me/11302029
Horse ftw

You use a White Keycard on the door. And you get a replacement from under the armor. There's only 3 White ones in the game and they're all in the Tutorial area, with the 3rd being with the armor.

Torrents where?

Torrent?Loved the demo, but no money. Sucks to be a poorfag