Haydee Official Shill Thread

troll harder autists

theres already a thread

where

>this shitty game is now the top seller

thanks faggots

TRIGGERED

HE DID IT, IVAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS RICH FAGGOT

he wasn't alone

They fap to the cyborg, the faceless thicc

Umm, you don't get to bring slavs

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I bought 6 copies and sent it to all my buddies at work, feelsgoodman.

So you're all doing your duty and adding a Thicc tag to the game right?

toppest kek lads

Shilling aside, can someone literally tell me if the game is actually good or is it all memes?

2 questions. 1 is the a torrent yet, and 2 can i make her legs white?

There is a mod

1) I've searched high and low, unfortunately there isn't a torrent YET.

2) IIRC the devs said something about being able to customize your haydee at some point (Like, when they've figured out how to implement it.) but then again it could just be another empty promise from a developer to help sell just a few more copies of the game.

torrents where

You wouldn't mating press a robot

Softcore or hardcore?

>all reviews have played for less than an hour

Yeah, nawwww.

Send me a free copy and I'll stream it though.

no wonder people shill on Cred Forums top seller already

I fucking would.

>sexual content

lol fucking americans

A robot is fine too.

There isn't things I wouldn't do to a robot.

I am an avid THICC lover but is the game worth $15?

In the event I do buy it, how to I put mods on?

Is it actually good or is it just coasting on muh sexy robutt?

What if the robot has a fat ass?

The steam reviews have all played under 1 hour.

If you buy this game you are a pathetic loser and everything wrong with videogames

thank you

Why play a bad game though?

What does this sorry excuse for a computer game do for me a nodded SKYRIM can't?
Because the game part feels like ass, and not in the best way.

This game made me want to refund it and just use the £11 to put towards Senran Kagura.

>all the reviews are played by people who've only played it for 1 hour!!!

YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT YOU IMPATIENT RETARDS

>INTERNETEXPLOReR

Wow i was too busy watching the debates to notice it released and now it's a top seller.

Mating press is my fetish

I swear I am going to pull down my pants and let all of you fuck me in the ass.

haydee.booru.org

So is there any reason I should even pirate this game other than "I want to fap to a poorly modeled sexrobot and I'm too retarded to find porn on the internet?"

Do all the mods still work on the release version?

sorry, not into girls.

good

.

There's mods?

but that would be sodomy

fuck, good point

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>GRR DUDE FUCK SJWS BUYING GAMES BECAUSE THEY APPEAL TO THEIR POLITICS INSTEAD OF BY THE MERITS OF THE GAMEPLAY
>GAMEPLAY IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS THAT'S WHAT I SAY
>is that a thick robot

I'd have a robot mating press or amazon me.

That is the nature of defining yourself by being the opposite of someone else.

The amazon positon is so fucking hot dude. Makes my dick diamonds af.

Holy shit.

>not being a hypocrite is "defining yourself by being the opposite of someone else"

Not when she fucks up and your dick bends

It is. There is no consistent meaning beyond "They don't like X, so I like X"!

>black character

meh

>I am going to preach that this thing that these people do is wrong and bad
>But then I am going to do basically the same thing but for different reasons
>This is fine

?

I don't care dude the amazon is just too sexy. A shame few videos exist.

Never seen matung press. What is that?

Basically this.

Exactly. There is no real guiding internal consistency. Similar things can be found in politics where groups take side of a debate inconsistent with their typical ones because someone they don't like has the opposite one.

Just google it

this is so obviously wrong, the belt has a different shaped closey thing, the polo shirt is a brighter blue and with a smaller buttonspace, and the cargo pants have less voluminous pockets, a different cut and a different color

the boots aren't even in the pic but we'd be seeing shoelaces if they were those

fuck you for lying

Source? Google and IQDB give me nothing.

> $14.99

Haha for fap bait? Fuck off. I'll get it at 80% dicount during the holiday sale in 3 months.

Dunno the artist but I found it in this thread:

yuki.la/h/4176187

Images do work even if you can't see the thumbnails.

>Gameplay is the only thing that matters
Said nobody ever.

I ain't buying this shit unless it's fun (it doesn't seem like it), but this is pretty much the same as Senran Kagura.

>you will never marry a thicc robot, so that every night you mating press her

what a fresh hell

Jesus 4 threads in the past hour the shilling for this utter garbage is real
Try harder dev next time make a game with substance

It's time. Thanks, friend.

and Cred Forums said it was going to fail

Gameplay is the only thing that matter you idiot
There hasn't been a single game ever made that relied on story alone to carry it that's why books exist

>you will never get amazoned

Fuck.

> $15

Lol

When bro

When are thick bots going to be a reality

Oh thats the one with Yuuuu-chaun and the bitch pussy mother right?

Why is she so thicc anyway? Is there an in-game explanation for it?

There better be a fat green dick just out of frame in that pic, user.

which one of you was this

Because why the fuck not?
There isn't really a story here user just glorious ass shots, a crappy pistol and sweet, sweet brown.

>wanting to play as a google character

Naw

Sorry, user, only greedy orc cunt in that pic.

Futa orc is another of my fetishes though.

Me on the right.

Whats the final boss of hadie

>you will never be captured and fucked by big, beefy orc girls for the sake of procreation
>you will never turn the tables on her during sex and dominate her instead and start a happy orc clan

Nobody said that but SJWs, you turd.

that image's just squatting, you dumdum

>Story ALONE
>Gameplay is ALL that matters

Gee, it sure would suck if there were video games where the interplay between elements such as story, music, art or gameplay carried the experience.

Dayum shame.

Sure, user.

why there is almost no amazon themed porn?

Stop shilling, holy shit she's ugly no homo

>unshaven futa orcs with treasure trails

Gross.

sauce pls image search yielded no results

Fuck yeah.

Cedargrove.

He has done a few good female orcs.

Didn't they somehow make her look more human?

And why was the launch and reveal trailer the same fucking thing?

Aren't Orcs all hermaphrodites anyway?

Without good gameplay everything you just said is pointless
See: any visual novel
Sure they cater to a niche audience but in no way are they good games

There's a mine that will probably scare the shit out of you.

Can't say I've ever heard about someting like that.

can you post a link to that edit?

Fuck it, I'll just post it.

>$15
WEW

damn...

THICCERR

He's the dude from /agdg/ right? I remember seeing this game posted there a few times.

So this is the power of shilling on Cred Forums

How do I get out of the room where the night vision is?

???

I got the helm that gives night vision but I can't find my way out.

Post the webm of a guy fucking a vacuum cleaner

Torrent? I played the demo and i loved it but its out and i have no money. Sucks to be a poorfag

Too soon, my dick hasn't recovered yet. Thiccbots irl when?

This. This so goddamned hard.
Like my peen.

sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Silent Hill 2 sure is a shit game, right?
I mean, it plays bad, so why bother?!?

Nice!
I wish I could support the dev, but even if its a lot cheaper for an American, here in my country, its like +/- 10% of our monthly wage! :X
So... any Torrents?

The one where the maid accidentally vacuums his dick?

Just buy it off a sale atleast. Support actually based indie devs, if you can't afford like 15 euro or whatever you must live on the streets or something. I'm a neet who gets like 800 euro a month and I manage to pay my bills, rent, pay for food & gas etc and still have 200 yuromoneys a month to put on my savings account AFTER buying vidya and new comp parts etc.

But you get money.
I cant. Trust me, i would have bought it if i could, but i cant get any money. Its not like i didnt try to

Truly there is no justice in the world. Pirate and buy off steam sale I guess. Piracy pmuch the only way to demo most games these days anyway. Haydee being a nice exception.

So how's the gameplay? I heard it was a metroidvania but all I see in these threads is a bunch of fetishists discussing their fetish. How's the game?

Just waiting on the torrent I havent seen anything so far today that wasnt a demo link

Pretty much exactly how the steam page explains it. There was a demo not too long ago aswell.
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=735346310
Not sure if those links on the page still work but check it out!

shooting is kind of bad
but overall the game play is okay

So how good is this game? From the video it looks like this is actually a good puzzle-platformer game, is that correct?

How are they based? Do they post here? I have the cash but game looks like bundle crap.

>when it makes my wee wee hard, it doesn't matter what it is, because pandering to me is OK but pandering to any other group is bad

Cred Forums!

>all that cringe in tbe the comments
regardless the premise sounds very solid. I'll probably get it later this week

This. Embarrassing as fuck. Like rev 60 but instead of tranny sjws it is for permavirgins. I love thicc as much as anyone but have some standards.

>SJWs buying games because they appeal to their politics instead of by the merits of the gameplay.

But that's wrong, SJW don't buy games, they only let the white privileged buy the games that appeal to them.

>shitty cash grabs are based now

thanks Cred Forums

>tfw just think this game looks fun yet ill get labeled as some double standard virgin

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It's a relatively simple puzzle / platformer for cheap boners. If that's worth $15 to you then more power to you. I'll probably pick it up in a sale. Since my dick does like Haydee, but my brain is stilling me if it was 5 dollars cheaper it'd be better.

>dad comes in

But the games actually good tho

bump

There are two vent holes that opened in the Night Vision room. One in the corner to the right of the vision pedestal and one back left to it.
The right one has 10 ammo.
The left one turns the lights on and opens the door.
The one you want is also convoluted as fuck to get to.
>From the item platform, jump to the boxes ahead
>Go along top of boxes to box in corner
>Make a retarded jump to a really high box (you can make it)
>Then just jump onto the far wall, there's a ledge, shimmy over, and climb up

Go back to Cred Forums pls

steamcommunity.com/app/530890/screenshots/

It puts a smile on my face.

Haydee /ss/ doujins when?

Did you expect anything else?

Holy shit. Look at that ass.
>Have figured out I basically need to do Red or Black now
Fuck.

once i get my hands on this game

How do you make her skin white?

You gotta edit the Outfit files.

kill yourself

If there are any drawfags like Red or someone else in this thread.

Lemme know if you can't buy the game so I can gift it to you.

what is this game even about?

big american titties

About "2thicc4thedick" robotitsgirl trying to escape the Sexbot Inc., facility

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Believe it or not, from what I've played thus far, this is pretty close. (There aren't any sex machines to play with, mind, it's just you in a hostile facility of robots, but yeah.)

>Found the Crowbar
Why it was down there is beyond me.

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Oh I won't Mr. freeman, I'm just happy I can finally open all those boxes.
>Green Armory
>Green Stairwell
>Dildo room
And like 1 or 2 others thus far.

>Dildo room

Say what.

thanks for all the shilling Cred Forums

ill pirate whenever its out

The room with the remote controlled button presser.
>Opening the Crate changes the prior hall
I am... concerned.

>closey thing

Post enhanced thiccness mods

Someone needs to make a cow-pattern skin.

Doesn't exist currently, the guy who made the old Thicc mesh (and the thin one) is remaking them currently for the altered Outfit files.
Also doesn't exist yet.

Can't answer your question but since we're shilling in this thread anyways I'm posting best indie band
youtube.com/watch?v=VyUqqutm4tI

>Also doesn't exist yet.
I'll play when it gets done. Or make it myself.
What tools would I need in such case?

Stupid weeb term for missionary.

Just a bit more rapey.

>tfw can't play this until the end of the week because of my job sending me out of town

Just play it on your phone

>Remote playing a game with enemies everywhere that require pinpoint perfect shots

might as well try playing dwarf fortress with a mouse

You're as thick as the game

Like I said, in "My country", your reality is completely different from mine, for example, here even if you have PhD, and have a full time job that requires it, you STILL would earn less than 3000 euro in a whole year, yes, only 3000 fucking euros!, so excuse me if I dont want to risk to be "living on the streets" as you said in a close future, which would happen if I burn my money in games like this =]

How the fuck do I get through this room.

>play hardcore
>hmm wonder what is so hardcore about it
>save the second time
>floppy disk gone
>have to keep killing roboto and then repeating everything after that till I die again
FUCK

Gotta move the grate first

what do i do after getting the remote button presser?
I button mashed through the room with the 3 buttons that change the colors on the wall and I think they did something but I have no idea what because I was just going nuts.
What's the correct color combo?

Seriously people in the 1st world think being poor means barely being able to pay rent, student loans, phone fees all at the same time. No, being poor means living with your parents AND not being able to save money.

>actually breathing people, probably adults too, paying money for this excuse of a game

I NEVER said this before but holy shit I could have done something much better, by myself, in like a month or two.
Makes me sick that anything can pass as a "game" now.

L O N D O N
O
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D
O
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Sure guy.

why is the belt so expensive?

Then do it bitch.

Agreed, do it. If these Ruscucks are earning as much money as they are for that much work, then you can certainly earn faaarrr more money for such a pitiful amount of work, paying off the time spent producing it.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474929471408.webm

Cred Forums couldn't recognize actual THICC if it sat on their faces

>several of the screenshots ate the exact same thing

I used a "dildo remote" and a wire less button cover device to get pass that section.

DAMN

>tfw was expecting that other webm

thread?

But this and haydee are thicc by relation.

which other? O_O

Would be 10/10 if she lost 10 pounds.

As it is the girl at 0:08 is better.

Torrent when?

Some user said he was packing it, he is probably gonna post it soon.

The guy also said that he was lying to get peoples hopes up.

He lied though, whether you believe that was actually him and not another user

I've been a robotfag since I was a child and even I can't get behind this lazy trash

Why did they put cellulite on her legs? Fucking gross chubby chasers

>toes curling
Instant erection.

well fuck

why so salty?

It's made with calf leather

Some people just cant handle thicc, shocking i know.

>>GRR DUDE FUCK SJWS BUYING GAMES BECAUSE THEY APPEAL TO THEIR POLITICS

Has any person on this board who breaths through their nose ever think this?
If SJdubshits make their own games and their own kind play it, thats fine.

Who assumed otherwise, Mr Greentext intellect?

The game looks pretty dull.

Hm

Can I get sauce on this?

Google isn't giving me anything but a /tg/ thread with the same crop.

For anyone needing a fap: haydee.booru.org/

Go to /aco/

It's literaaly the OP picture to one of the threads.

hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/cedargrove/330791/Claiming-Mates

just popping in to ask, does this game have actually decent gameplay or is it just fapbait of the month?
Screenshots look pretty dull and seem to be rocking a terrible low-res portal aesthetic which already makes it pretty eh

Go with your gut, dude

>99% of the reviewers for this game have anime profile pics

no wonder why its so popular here

I don't really want to have this game on my steam account or play it on my steam account, but I do want the game. Is there a website or anything I can buy it from off-steam?

>most have less than an hour of playtime

No this is proof that sex sells.

Not like we needed it in CURRENT YEAR

>136 people playing right now

you can make all these shitty shill threads as you want, nobody is going to buy this turd.

It's shit, not even worth $15

People already bought it.

anyone wanna give me a hint on where that crowbar is?

WE got a torrent yet?

In the Black of night, the Greatest treasures are found below.

No.

Just buy the game silly capitalist, mother Russia needs your money.

The Blue zone is fucking weird.
>Kill all enemies in a room
>Come back through and there's another one
>Unlike all other areas where there are clear spawn locations for almost all adds, these just appear

If i wasnt a poorfag, sure

oh SHIT, thank you!

Happy to help, thus far, most of the things the Crowbar opens are pointless.
>2 health packs, 10 SMG Ammo, 5 Magnum Ammo, 10 Pistol Ammo
>And the Magnum

why does the game art have a completely white cyborg but in-game she has brown legs??

Shitty devs

T H I C K

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Ehh, who knows, i like it.

where is the dildo remote

Pantyhose is a thing that esists.

It's pretty hard to miss actually.
>The door to the left in the Green Platforming room
>The door next to the Lights puzzle
And it's your reward for figuring out that shitty room at the end of the hall.

I'm stuck in the green platforming room

There are 2 buttons you need to hit.
>The one over a chasm
>The one on the railing on the left platform
To get the first one, hit each button once on both sides of the room, two on the entrance side with the save room, and one on the opposite side.
This will create a series of jumpable platforms to get to the chasm button, which will spawn a platform in the corner to the left of it.
So then go back to the entrance side of the room and hit the button facing the new platform once, it should be obvious from there.

>game plays to my fetish
>its actually enjoyable

>Find Night Vision Goggles
>Room locks me in
>A vent opens
>Its too high to reach

WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO?

Platform up there.
The starting line is the platform the Goggles spawn on and along the edge of the room to the right.
The third jump is a fucking bitch.

All made in China/India and wonderously marked up. Not entirely sure about the boots but probably the same though.

Never pay more than $50 for a shirt, $10 for a belt or $80 for pants.

Am I trying to get there?

bad game, trial and error

did fap tho

>has anime tag on steam
which one of you fuckers did this

Do I run and jump over? I tried before and just fell and killed myself

Yes, that's the bitch of a jump.
You have to do it from the box on the corner btw.

Any story or context yet?

Is there a torrent?

Ah, there we go. I tried and couldnt reach it before so I guessed I couldn't

Is it possible to get to this room without taking damage? Those fucking robots that drop from the ceiling fuck me up

Yes.
For the entire Maze segment, it's as follows:
>Round corner, pop 2 caps in Assassin's eye
>Round next corner, pop a cap in Assassin's eye preferably, then pop him again as he nears, probably 2 more times
>Then 4 shots in face of Bruiser
>Hit button, then run back out and to the left to catch him and pop him twice in the face
>Go through vent, come back around after opening door
>Hit button inside alcove, wait for guy to drop and run about, pop twice in head
>Or after hitting, run out and hit him twice while he recovers from fall
I can do it semi-consistently.

Where do you get the wireless button cover? I have the remote

There's 2 in Red and 1 in Green you get after finding the Crowbar, no idea if there's any more.

>using a total of 12 bullets for just that segment

That's not even viable, to get the dildo thing I have to get past two robots too, the fuck?

Christ, I dont know where any of that is either. How far off track did I get? I have the Night Vision Goggles and remote

>Would be 10/10 if she lost 10 pounds

You sicken me.

>That's not even viable
Are you not swimming in ammo by this point?
I recall having over a stack of ammo at my disposal. Maybe look about a bit more, find secret stashes. Like the one in the Green Armory Air Vent.
Red is the mirror to Green, remember how you got into Green and use that to figure out how to get into Red.
Crowbar is in a segment attached to Red that all but requires night vision.

>To get (1) Blue Keycard you need 3 Green ones
>To get (1) Blue Keycard you need 4 Red ones
Holy fuck.

Fuck you!

Does this do ANYTHING?
I put the remote button press on there and activated it from afar .. The other end opened, but you can't go in there because of the mine.

It doesn't look like there's anything there anyway

>Because of the mine
have you tried shooting it?
And if it's too close, all I can suggest is hunt for the Pliers.

I have tried shooting it.
What is a plier

I still think her ass is too small in relation to her breasts

I agree, I can see the white thong / leopard piece between her buttcheeks, I want her ass to be too fat for that

A tool.

I..uh.
I'm scared.

Please, the thought of it is making me erect

>being beaten by Big Pharma
>being beaten by CSGO when it isn't on sale
>all on it's first day of release

Looks like a flop to me.

Like so?

CS:GO is literally always on the top sellers list along with GTA V.
You really can't say shit about either of those, case nothing pulls them off, even when people aren't buying it, they just sit on the list.

Y E S

Y-yes

>Long ass bullshit maze that makes me think I'm gonna get harried by mechanical vent spiders
>Culminates in a button for a door I have to leave a Wifi on
Fucking hell.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeesss

I bought it this afternoon. I actually didnt think it was coming out so soon
I'm only like 3 hours deep and am working my way through the green facility
I messed with the water and plant room but I'm clearly not equipped for it yet
I've gotten the wifi button dildo and have yet to find what I need it for (I was hoping it would unlock locked chests)

As for the game its alright to pretty good. It has the Metroid progression with the caution you'd need to take in a Souls game
The gun (just the pistol so far) doesn't feel great to shoot and I can see it's really easy to run out of ammo and fuck yourself into a ruined save.

I actually think using a busty robot-lady in a (less polished but still decent) third-person shooter is a good choice for the testosterone-cycle
You spend an hour getting through some rooms and trying not to die, then die, get frustrated, go jack it and come back to try again
Kind of a neat way to avoid the vast majority of your players getting frustrated at the instant-deaths and having no where to vent except on forums

I like the game but boy does it need more polish
I hope they either fine tune the gameplay and make the settings a bit more interesting or they add some customization tools for modders

Speaking of modding is it against Steam TOS for lewd mods to show up on the workshop?

well, horse balls showed up in skyrim's that one time

I didn't think that was actually allowed, it just got through because Valve was on fire trying to deal with all the hoorid PR from paid mods at the time

Maybe I'm wrong though

Yes, it is.
We'll probably still have them tho. :^)

So how long is the game itself? It's not something I can just beat in one sitting is it? Also n-n-not that I'm a pervert or anything but can you change Haydee's outfits?

> is it against Steam TOS for lewd mods to show up on the workshop?
Yep. The guys who made the iron skies mod for Starbound had trouble just getting their mod on the workshop because it contained Nazi imagery IIRC. Still, we have the Nexus for a reason

outfits can be changed through mods for now as far as we know

No, you can't beat it in one sitting unless you know what you're doing ahead of time. Which you won't.
You can however beat the game in one hour, in fact, it's an achievement. NOT an easy one, though.

Torrent?

I want this robutt to fart out my cum.

>this shit is still going
i fucking hate you guys sometimes

2nd-ing this

Cry harder.

Just discussing vidya gaems. Would you rather us spam the board with porn and pony shit like a bunch of shit posters are doing right now?

>this shitty garbage is still going
i fucking despise you guys most of the time

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torrent when? Fuck that user for lying

>getting mad over other people liking things
Yeah you deserve to be miserable

It just dropped today, Gotta be patient. There's apparently torrents for Haydee ass though

I'll upload one as soon as I get home if you shut up about it.

Not hard enough, i wanna be ankle deep in those tears.

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So this is how you sell an indie game....

>Thicc still isn't a user defined tag

> HOW DARE YOU DISCUSS VIDEO GAMES ON A BOARD FOR VIDEO GAMES
> PAY MORE ATTENTION TO MY LOL WEBCOMIC THREADS YOU FUCKS
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>people are still continuing the relevance of this irredeemable pile of garbage
Yknow now that I mentioned it, I cannot really remember the last time I didn't hate you guys

So you literally only need to make the main character of your indie game a woman with big tits and butt if you want it to sell. Good to know.

Yep, just pander to thiccfags and watch the money roll in.

yeah, by making a decent game with a sexy main character
>B-B-BUT WHY IS NO ONE BUYING MY TEXT ADVENTURE ABOUT HOW AWESOME FEMINISM IS

I think that is covered under memes.

>meme
I'm interested, what's dank about it?

Have you actually played the game or tried the demo?

Well it has to be the correct kind of sexualization, with big fat butts, big phat bootay yknow what I'ma sayin brotha? *lipsmack*

Tell me, shill, what's decent about it?

torrents fucking when

They're Baiting user. Ignore them. They are resorting to tried and true because it works.
Stop replying to it and they'll either make something worthwhile instead of "I was merely pretending to be retarded." or fuck off.

Have you actually read the thread?

why is there an advertisement for Catherine in a Chun-Li image?

I'm going to bed.

If there isn't a torrent when I wake up, you're all fired.

thicc is a meme

why not just mod skyrim?

youtube.com/watch?v=jwdyMlGaa6I

did you read the thread trump?

torrent when

why dont you play the demo yourself, my fellow redditor

Skyrim has god awful and stale vanilla gameplay though. No amount of bouncing boobs will save it.

>people are uniroically giving this """game"""" the time of day

Video games were a mistake, and so was Cred Forums.

>all these poorfags begging for torrents

I'm surprised nobody has played the "Why pay for porn" card more than once.

>people are still crying over people playing a game
Cred Forums was the biggest mistake

Even they know it's absolutely retarded.

Yeah I am because all it does is further advocate the release of shitty games.

shitty video games have and will always be released, even the PS2 had thousands of shit games on it. One fucking discount tiddy game isn't going to ruin your little world.

Not really since this one had effort behind it, plus theres always MUCH worse shit out there.

So is this the game of the year?

try to take less shit bait

>fatfags that ruin the thicc meme the comic.

It's a tough call for me, personally.
I'd rank it as best in year thus far.
The only contender for me personally is coming out in 3 days.

>supporting shitty devs with real money so you can fap

Even worse than being poor.

Everyone who pitched a fit about Gone Home

Spoken like a true poorfag
>tennis courts
Finally something different

I FOUND THE PLIERS.

This is just embarassing

How'd long it take you to figure that one out?

People actually discussing a newly released indie game that isn't filled with feminism, SJW pandering, or feature a retro pixel style and ofcourse Cred Forums has to complain. Let's just make 50 more LOL webcomic or E-celeb threads, or how about a WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS thread instead?

>WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
Why the mods don't ban people who post this stuff is beyond me.

They do. The problem is, ban evasion is still a thing. So it's either range-ban Russia or let them run wild on Cred Forums.

You can tell the game is hardcore cause it doesn't explain the basic controls at all.

Russia the new boogieman along with Cred Forums ? You're off base. The main tool for ban evasion is something every poster on Cred Forums has access to. Whether they decide to abuse it or not is up to themselves.

I don't have said tool.

I CANT GET PASSED THIS THIRD ROOM HOLY FUCK

I want my fucking Marilyn Monroebot

Quit posting from your neighbours wifi then you lazy nigger, get a job.

Why are the reviews being bombarded with thumbs downs?

Is tumblr raiding it?

Can't wait for the eventual gaiden game with huge breasts and robot legs.

You're a retard.

The ban Russia thing was actually a joke.
Cause Russians recently DDoS'd Cred Forums.
And the creators of this game are Slavs.

>Cred Forums has never gotten irrationally mad for extended periods of time about games they assume is SJbait

You can lie to yourself but don't lie to me

I doubt tumblr actually cares, if anything it's probably some fags from here, too noones surprise.

>They do
Then why do we get the threads up to 500+ posts?

Cause Mods don't pay attention.
Cause not enough people report it and something always slips through the net.

can anybody tell me what I'm supposed to do in the water/plant room?

every time I raise the pillars in what I think is the right sequence, the gate closes. I can't figure out if there's a sequence to these buttons or if there's only a certain few to push

I need a mod for this or we need to beg the devs for it

Well... yes?
I mean if you make a shitty indie game with mediocre gameplay (not unplayable) but made the main character an absolute tittymonster i would buy it

You're probably missing a tool.
Water zone is also one of the last areas you'll visit after gathering your tools.
You need both the Dildo Button and a Wifi Button.

he said it's highly modifiable and said he might make a nude mod 3rd party download

Kind of off topic but if Cred Forums were to ever make or have a game zkal should be present in it somehow

well shit. allright then.
I have the gun and the chest padding so far.

I really wish the game had a map. It doesn't even have to be hyper detailed, I just can't remember where any unopened doors are

>mfw the dev is shilling hard itt

The camera in this game just doesn't work for me. I get that they wanted to push their 'robot tiddies xD' gimmick, but the game would have been far better suited for a first person perspective.

Try making your own map, on paper or in like Paint or something.
You should be in Green right now, which is below Blue.

And I thought PC gamers are supposed to have better gaming taste.

>There are 2 shortcuts to and from white to red basically right next to each other
Why.

>Grab Tutorial save since it's been a while
>Run back to elevator and a random Bruiser spawned in the T-Junction room before it
This game is starting to fuck with me a bit too much.

>No fucking healing items anywhere
>Hordes of sanic robots that run at mach 12 and kill me in two hits
>Ammo is scarce as fuck
>Death means navigating a menu, reloading, then running back to where I died
>Buttons are your main objective in the game but 50% of them fuck you over by just dropping more enemies right on top of you
>Occasionally just slide past ledges when platforming and die
>Haydee's legs are made of fucking glass and paper so she takes damage when dropping more than 3 feet
I hate games that obsess over being HARDCORE like this. The dev is constantly posting about how tough the game is, gloating about how there's no handholding and saves are limited and whatnot, but it's just not a fun way to play the game. I feel like it would've worked well with a Super Meatboy system, where the game autosaves with every room and reloading is instant rather than forcing me to pause, pick "load", choose my save, and wait for it to load EVERY TIME I die. Items and buttons have a high chance of killing me unless I know ahead of time what they do, and this trial-and-error style of gameplay is more suited to something with a quick and seamless reload system, or even a rogue-like. It feels like I'm playing Dark Souls 2 except every half of all chests are mimics and there's no longer signs to tell me that they're mimics and I also have to open them to progress. Still fun, but I just wish the dev hadn't jerked himself off over the difficulty so much.

>the game keeps crashing after the first door with the keycard

Help

>game doesn't tell you the names of enemies
>know what they're called anyway

can your shilling be any more obvious?

Game looks like ass.

>limited saves

you better be fuckin joking

It's not really a problem, before I knew it I was carrying around like fourty save items, but yeah it has limited saves.

>Haydee Offical Shill thread
>Offical
>Shill
>Thread

>Haydee's legs are made of fucking glass and paper so she takes damage when dropping more than 3 feet
My biggest gripe.
you think cuz she so thick just falling onto something would damage it

Cant pull the same joke twice

Seeing devs rant attempt to rave and hype up their product while almost half of the people that arent requesting sfm porn of it are calling it a bad cash grab or just unpolished is kind of sad.

Yeah, seriously. Robots shouldn't be this fragile.

>Buttons are your main objective in the game
this part honestly bothers me the most.

I don't hate the game thus far, but I feel like there are so many goddamn buttons and never a real clear indication of what theyre going to do or if you should even be fucking with them in the first place

>Fight my way through 3 robots
>Took me like 10 tries because I was a retard that picked hardcore mode, and I've been stuck at 10% HP for an hour 'cuz I can't find any healing items
>My reward is a button
>Press it
>Super sanic robot drops out of a fucking airvent behind me and kills me
>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Moron
I'm refunding this. What I've played was okay, but I'm getting to the 2 hour mark and this kind of shit has happened multiple times in the short time I've been playing. Maybe I'll buy it again if it develops a modding scene or the dev stops having such a hard-on for stupid traps and murdering the player.

Just refunded it myself.
I was more expecting a portal sorta game but i don't care for the layout of the game, and it's a bit too slow

I dont think you read the thread, since there are people playing it while on this thread, hell most are asking for mods and help through stages. Id love to see these rants from devs, though i see plenty of people bitching and moaning about people playing the game as is.

This is honestly a better thread to have than the dozen or so BF1 threads or memeshit like pannenkoek (which, while interesting, is not really that good discussion considering it's just people handing out replies to the video link).

Also, people crying misogyny and hypocrisy, no-one is disputing the obvious pandering and yet the game still has more content than those precious, "vidya games are art" walking sims.

>lol it looks like portal so it must play like portal

you're fucking retarded. don't you research any games before you buy them?

This along with the fact that she's still, apparently, at least some percent biological human being.

Gimme that aluminium sheen on and a few well placed structural enhancements on that booty.

Yes.
Not only does it look like portal, but it's a puzzle platformer too.

It was a fair thing to think

I feel like comparing a game to portal means less that the game is actually like portal and more like it has the aesthetic of portal. so like the atmosphere more than the gameplay

Discussing it and sharing strategies is one thing (which likewise I encourage) but that's not necessarily an indicator of quality. I have yet to see anyone itt actually say it's good; at best they're saying "sure it's fun but why ______".

Hell, the two posters above you just said they already refunded it.

>ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Moron
You really deserve it.
Good job

>TFW didn't get MORON until just now after God only knows how long
That room with 6 Assassins is retarded, but I am enjoying my time with the game thus far.
All the pieces are laid out in front of you, you just gotta find the tools and use them.

>Walk into room
>Room has 3 buttons
>One of the 3 will unleash a bunch of enemies on you to slaughter you
>No indication of which it is
>But it's your fault for dying, though
Nah, the game has issues. It's alright, but there's never been a game made better by annoying menu navigation to reload after death.

Except that literally never happens.

>F9
>Enter

Was that so hard?

> ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Moron
> Figure he's joking
> Check the store page
> It's an actual achievement

I chuckled

torrent when

Git gud

I feel like now that I know the game is going to want to do that to me, I can at least mentally prepare for the scenario.

>Walk into a hallway with two robots in cages
>dead haydee on the floor has ammo on her
you can kinda logically assume that SOME function in the room will release those robots. and that you'll either have to choose correctly, fight, or run.

Is the game worth 15 of my NEETbucks? Or should I wait for mods or possibly torrent?

>I cannot handle even the most basic forms of difficulty

please respond

Why do her tits sag down to her stomach like an old grandma?

Honestly just judging from this thread I'd wait for a torrent or at least for it to go on sale in a few months.

Doesn't the store page make it pretty clear that you need to do some serious scrounging for healing items?

Wait till someone makes a skin you like.

because that's what humongous tits do when exposed to gravity

You're safe for now.
Are you willing to suffer for your entertainment, if so, then possibly.

I honestly don't get why settle on 15 dollerydoos.

Wouldn't a nice and round 10 be a good number?
Then again, it's not the one who asks...

So that's where it's been hiding.
I'm probably not gonna make it out alive if the game has taught me anything thus far.

...The fuck does she need a gas mask for, though?

She's still half-human.
And the entire Yellow zone is filled with toxic gas.

but you enjoy it

Literally all I've read in this thread is "ugh, she's so sexualized, grow up."

When did Cred Forums get overrun by fucking numales.

>you will never have a harem of haydee's with different bodytypes and personality kinks
>lithe, dominatrix haydee who's secretly jealous of the more endowed haydees
>fat haydee with a mouth attachment, a total glutton for semen
>voluptuous, endowed motherly haydee with a pregnancy fetish
>thick, ridiculously stacked haydee who loves to be milked
>haydee with a huge ass and hopelessly addicted to anal
>average haydee, totally vanilla and loves you
>masochistic shortstack haydee who's a total size queen
>Svlete and thin (but not unendowed) Haydee that is a power bottom, an absolute freak in bed to compensate for her smaller assets
>Chubby Haydee that constantly fucks you and milks your dick, wants to be full to the brim with you cum 24/7
>Voluptuous milf Haydee that simulates being pregnant; depending on her mood, she'll either be single, twins, or all the way up to hyper
>Super top-heavy Haydee with tits so big she can barely reach her nipples, doesn't just want you to milk her, but needs you too
>Super bottom-heavy Haydee with ass and thighs so big that she can barely fits through doorways, is a light dom and loves to sit on you
>Super hourglass Haydee, just as sex hungry as her lithe sister
>Normal Haydee, loves you and wants to make your happy
>Tall amazonian goddess Haydee, fucks you till you're raw and then some, loves to spoon you
>Shortstack Haydee that is absolutely s t a c k e d, initially doms but is an easy switch
>loli haydee who manages to stay innocent no matter what kind of lewd situation she's in
>oppai loli haydee who's at the perfect height for accidental tittyfucks
>athletic haydee major tomboy who treats you like her best bro
>nipple cunt haydee who can only feel pleasure with her nips plug with your cock

Aren't her legs where all her organs are stored?

>not liking gravity pulled huge tits

There's a difference between a good sexualized design and a bad one and the biggest tell is subtlety.

I want to fuck an orc woman.

All anyone is saying is that you can either spend 15 dollars on a game that is anywhere from average to mediocre just to move the camera around a semi-decently rendered ass or just go to pornhub and jerk off for free.

Or better yet, play a decent porn game with good textures.

projecth.tumblr.com/post/150508739915/project-h-fallen-dollpublic-beta-106-released

TORRENT. WHERE.

>muh subtlety
Sounds like you just have shit taste to me

>go to pornhub and jerk off for free.
Took you long enough to go full retard

>Just making headway into Yellow
>Sleep
Fug.
Sleep well, users of Cred Forums who weren't here just to (You) farm like generic sheep.
And for the rest of you, I hope you find what fills that void in your life.

Are you upset because I'm not impressed with your game, Haydee dev-senpai?

>Haydee fan
>talking about shit taste

here you go

...

That's offensive to orcs.

Same. It's bland, lazily designed shit made to swindle horny dips outta money.

I can get behind an MC with a ridiculous fapbait design but at least put some fucking work into it.

>tfw no big muscular orc girl to suck her fat tits and call mommy

God, I want to replace the pipes in her toilet so that my head is sticking out a bit, have the build a solid foundation around me so they can't remove me and wait patiently for her to poo on my face.

You mean I can't go to pornhub and jerk off for free?

wtf is this? why would anyone buy this? why is at the top of steam? oh my god what the fuck is going on

this looks like someone took all the terrible skyrim body mods and made a game with them

That really doesn't work when there's no indicator whatsoever of what could possibly be the correct one.

>get to dark rooms
>fear sets in
>hear footsets
>panic

this game is creepy i need someone to hold me

torrent yet?

No also stop being poor and kill yourself

torrent yet?

Is it true that the reflection map on certain items is a picture of Haydee naked? Can someone post proof?

thanks for ruining my favorite fetish you shitters

...

With literally no one caring about what you jerk it too

np man

>600 for rent, bills, food, gas, pc parts
the fuck do you pay for rent?
t. burger

I fucking HATE that I have to press Space to get out of crouch. Why can't I just press CTRL again to stand up like in literally every other game?

Fuck you, dev. I know you'll reading this, so fix it.

Not him, but student housing is pretty damn cheap up here in the nordics.

Mine was like 393 eurorunes/month, shit was hella cash.

Because you press ctrl to drop down from ledges, which is the only way to drop down from some of them without taking damage/dropping to your death

mega when

I want to fuck the thiccbot.

>ywn one day mating press your own thiccbot for hours on end

Robots are coming in like 20 years, how old are you user?

post some webms u faggots

first one to post a torrent for the game gets a surprise ;)

t.not feds :)

Obviously older than you if dont know what bots im talkin about.

please tell me more senpai.

not really, no - i dont understand all the excitement but ok i guess, better than eceleb bs

>steamcommunity.com/app/530890/screenshots/
I NEED TO BUY THIS GAME

FOR MY DICK

>Totally human

... Oh.

If wanted porn I would jack off to porn but I want a T&A character in a VIDEO GAME, that is somewhat decent.

It depends on the type of pandering. Pandering to ones loins is fine by me. You like BL VNs? Don't give a shit. It's moral pandering that's shit.

goodnight haydee thread

We still top boys

So I made that booty white. Quite pleased with the results. Anyone interested?

...

Ofc we are.
Any other mods you're working on ?

They are to me.

Looks like under-toasted white bread to me.

Too pale, right? I was thinking the same.

All of Haydee's textures are editable in Photoshop.

It's the paleness and the reddened sections.
Reminds me of a roommate I used to have who'd sit around without pants on, and she had these god-awful little chicken legs.

How is this?

Another.

Better. Needs to be little bit darker IMO.

Bit better.
Granted my opinion holds zero weight here, I prefer Haydee's vanilla brown legs.

I actually feel it's perfect now, but I'll throw up a mega link for anyone who might be interested.

/#!Lt8AUYgK!aAeFsU0QJbr8V2VaNT3Qoth-g1VicaK845B30s9AINk

I'm using Paint.NET to edit these by the way, if you want to mess around yourself.

>this is the most purchased game on steam

lol our society is in the fucking gutter

the next huge war cant happen soon enough

>not calling it the Offishill Thread
What a missed opportunity.

source?

>liking violence over lewd
Yup, you're an American.

LESS BITCHING MORE THICK

>most purchased

>only 151 people have played this game out 505

fucking lol

Yes.

This really caters to my AI-in-a-body fetish. Like EDI, Curie, and Wii Fit girl. Though a lot of WiiFit fanart implies more of a holodeck kind of deal, she's good enough for my criteria. As for Haydee, it's not really my kind of body type, but it's also good enough for me.

>10 number keys
>12 inventory slots
>only 4 quick slots

fucking consoles ruining everything once again

Can you play this game with one hand???

>Owners: 505 ± 988

is it possible to mod the "other" Haydees?

pvp confirmed, guys!

So what all was added since that beta from a while ago?

he is shilling it here so what.
Even EVOLVE did it and nobody cared

does this have some harder copy protection or why has nobody uploaded it yet

How did they get greenlight in a first place?

are you retarded or something?

That's how it works.
1) drawfags make porn of something, which they then post to their tumblrs
2) other tumblrers notice, some of whom make porn of it as well
3) repeat step 2 until critical mass is reached

How do I delete save files?

...

Jesus christ it looks so fucking bad.

being "top seller" means nothing you fucking retards
the game doesn't sell, only the autists from Cred Forums are buying it

Overwrite with a new game i suppose? The files take up no space anyways.

What? It's not a porn, but they have some restrictions for sure.

>but they have some restrictions for sure.
no they don't have you fucktard
there's a lesbian porn VN on steam, with sex scenes

>Almost 24 hours passed
>Still no torrent
Man, the shilling for this game is real.

it's not on GOG dipshit

literally you

Whatever floats in your small brain.
No try, no buy.

you are one pathetic autist

sadly there are people on earth who cannot spend $15.....that's like going out to eat.

who am I kidding they don't work.

I don't get it, the ass model in game looks flat as hell.

>that's like going out to eat.
>tfw can survive for 15$ for 4-5 days in my 3rd world shithole

you don't get out often, do you?

>sadly there are people on earth who cannot spend $15
I can. But I won't do it until I try it.

Thats like ruby tuesday money man.

places that sell top notch brick oven pizzas are like $25 with toppings $30 per 3 slices.

The key is to hate work enough to where you're good at it.

then try the demo???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

troll harder you worthless pathetic autist

fuck off autist, shill your shit game on reddit retard

There is no demo though.

dropbox.com/s/qnygh7m713v5c2i/Haydee Demo.rar?dl=0

then the patch

drive.google.com/file/d/0By-Ch44d1npnSmZaLTg3MHozRHc/view

or wait for tor idc

Props